daily life of buddhism

In the afternoon, An Yiyuan's shopping arrived.

Erhuang circled the delivery box curiously, pushed it with his little paw, but didn't push it.

Cinnabar is quite heavy.

An Yiyuan thought that the kitten still remembered the last time he took out the spiritual fruit from the courier box, so he patted its head, "It's not for eating this time."

Opening the box, as soon as he took out the ghost exorcising talisman and the cinnabar brush, Erhuang jumped in, huddled into a ball and remained still.

An Yiyuan: "..."

Yes, cats like to drill into boxes.

Rubbing Erhuang's chin, An Yiyuan looked at the things he bought.

Things in the realm of comprehension have a common characteristic. They look higher in pixels than ordinary ones, and they belong to the type that can be seen at a glance. If there is a treasure that looks gray and inconspicuous, it is likely to be self-deprecating.Of course, there is a contradiction in this sentence, because you can't see it as a treasure at all when you are self-deprecating...

Except for authentication.

The merchant responsibly attached an instruction manual next to the ghost exorcism talisman, explaining how to use the talisman—directly stick it on the ghost, and if you don’t take the usual way, burn the talisman and eat the ashes, soak it in black dog blood before using it, and stick it on the ghost. The merchant will not be responsible for any consequences caused by illegal operations such as on your own body.

An Yiyuan looked at the six-character usage and the N-character disclaimer, and couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for the merchant: How many strange things has this fellow Taoist encountered.

The complicated drawing process of the small Juling Array flashed through his mind. An Yiyuan put the three talismans away in his pocket, and the cinnabar brush in the refrigerator—it is not safe to store cats in other places, and he read a lot of words and phrases on the cultivation website. After reading ghost-related posts, he was ready to go out.

In his opinion, there should be no danger in this trip. After all, so many people have gone to swipe Honghaier, and no one has ever had an accident except for being a little frightened. I haven't even used the primary special effects of "blood and tears in the eyes", which can be said to be quite conscientious.

As for whether Honghaier is strong or not, it is not considered strong after comprehensive discussion, because the other party dare not meet with the police.Whenever there are policemen in uniform rushing to them, Honghaier will avoid seeing him. Interestingly, if the policemen wear plain clothes, they may encounter Honghaier instead. ——Thus, people who were too idle began to fabricate Honghai's life experience. What Zhang Yang said was the one with a relatively high degree of recognition. The uncle couldn't get happiness even if he found his parents back, so he deliberately avoided the police and pretended that he was just an ordinary lost...

Why is it so good.

Wait, why did he start calling him Honghaier?

It was late in the evening, An Yiyuan and Zhang Yang Chen Qunfeng had a meal by the side of Xilan Road, quietly waiting for the night to come.

then……

"The red boys gather here!"

"Second group come here!"

"You're 'what's wrong with a man being perverted'?"

"You must be 'my life is given by the air conditioner'?"

"Give me a secret sign: I treat gay friends like a broken back!"

"Fuck my sister behind my friend's back!"

"Yeah!"

The two otaku embraced tightly.

The light of Pikapika is shining all over the body.

Zhang Yang covered his eyes in pain, "My titanium alloy dog ​​eyes..."

Chen Qunfeng looked away, not looking at the enigmatic picture.An Yiyuan silently took out his mobile phone, changed his group business card in a certain group from "My life is given by the air conditioner" to "Smart and reliable young man", and shared the fraudulent numbers he collected recently, letting Some empty, lonely and cold group friends can find someone to chat with.

The owners of the roadside shops looked at the bustling scene with a smile. They have made a lot of money recently.

According to the law, the peak time for Red Boys to appear is from 9 to 12 o'clock, and at 9 o'clock, the visiting teams that have gathered their teammates enter the destination one after another.

Xilan Road is a long straight road, more than enough for five teams.

An Yiyuan's team had the smallest number of people, and they were also the last ones to enter at this point in time. They were walking on the same path as others, and the speed was fast. It stands to reason that they could see the people in front of them in a while, but they hurried for a while. , still did not see a figure.

Zhang Yang's nature of Ye Gong's love for dragons was manifested at this time, he shrank his head and dared not look around, "Our situation... is not normal?"

Chen Qunfeng pursed his lips, and took out a black donkey's hoof from his backpack.

An Yiyuan took out three talismans.

Zhang Yang: "..."

Zhang Yang's eyes widened, "Have you all prepared something?"

An Yiyuan and Chen Qunfeng looked at him with eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, and said in unison: "You didn't prepare anything?"

Zhang Yang: "..."

Zhang Yang: "Dad, please share."

These words were naturally addressed to An Yiyuan who had three talismans in his hand, An Yiyuan sighed, generously gave him one, and patted his shoulder, "Cub, although you are stupid, but... ...Daddy loves you."

Zhang Yang: "...Thank you, Dad."

Naturally, Chen Qunfeng also got one, and An Yiyuan carefully passed the instruction manual to them to read—to prevent the two friends from being overheard, and avoiding any weird mistakes made by the two friends.

No one knew that when they entered Xilan Road, the boy in red looked over from the air and raised his eyebrows: "Cultivator?"

Will it be the person you are looking for?

The corner of the boy's mouth curled up in interest, and the jade dragon pendant in his hand was thrown out.

The young man in white stood in front of the tree with a solemn face.

"Activate the Lost Array, I want this person to walk in front of me." The air twisted for a while, and An Yiyuan's image appeared. "Others... yes!" The boy thought for a while, holding his chin and said, "You also change into this outfit, so that those who come to see me will suffer a bit."

Regardless of whether it is that person or not, since he is here, how can there be no gift.

The body of the young man in white changed suddenly, his face remained the same, but his hairstyle and clothes became exactly the same as An Yiyuan's. With his vision dim, it was easy to identify the young man and An Yiyuan as the same person. "Where are his two companions?"

If they appear in front of people at the same time as the target, the trap will fail. The boy thought for a second, "Let them come too."

In the darkness, Jing Fan, who was wearing An Yiyuan's same style of clothing, waited quietly for the team in front to walk to a place without lights. The protagonist who has been in the limelight for a while.

The three looked at the red boy on the branch.

The long hair is loose, because of the reason facing the face can not tell how long; the face is tender and cute, as long as it does not grow crooked, the value of the face will never be lower; wearing a red robe, the color is pure, and the robe covers the feet tightly, not to mention Absolute territory, even the upper can't be seen.

It should be a girl... right?

An Yiyuan thought for two seconds, came back to his senses, and despised himself for being misled by Zhang Yang.

The point is not this, but... such a big child should weigh at least 40 kilograms, how did he sit on such a thin branch?So it really isn't human.

"The ghost-exorcism charm has no effect on me."

As soon as Hong Haier spoke, the hearts of the three of them sank.His second line was something like, "Do you know me?"

An Yiyuan found out that this sentence was said to himself - because both Chen Qunfeng and Zhang Yang were in a coma.As for why I won the lottery...what else?It must be the fact that he has a cultivation base that has attracted attention, and the strange things he encountered along the way are all because he was discovered to be a monk... The time is not good, and all three of them are.

What to do now, cold salad.

An Yiyuan replied in a timely manner: "I don't know."

God bless this is not a brain teaser.

Fortunately, Honghaier didn't jump out of the tree, but jumped down from the tree, lightly landed in front of the only person standing, "Look carefully, you really don't recognize him?"

An Yiyuan was very sure, "I really don't know each other."

Is it just a junior who joins in the fun?The boy stared into An Yiyuan's eyes for a while, but he didn't see any flaws. After thinking for a while, he said, "How about this?"

The boy in red became a man in red.

Time is a plastic surgery knife, but most people fail in plastic surgery, but Honghaier succeeds in plastic surgery.After confirming the gender, An Yiyuan couldn't help admiring the handsome face of the man in red for a while, and when he realized this, the man in red's expression softened... "Good boy, do you know me this way?"

"I don't know the steamed ones." I don't know the boiled ones.

The man in red turned cold, "It's a lie."

"..." An Yiyuan, who was betrayed by his acting skills for the nth time, was very good.So how would he explain the sudden warning in his heart just now?It seems that telling the truth will usher in some kind of bad consequences... Now it seems that it will not work if you don't tell the truth.Before the man in red was about to make him suffer, An Yiyuan confessed quickly, "I have met someone who looks exactly like you."

"White clothes?"

"Ah."

"If that's all, why are you hiding it?"

"Because I think he might not want to see you." False.

"You are friends with him?"

"see once."

"In that case, why do you do this for him?"

"Because he has a character as proud as ice and snow on a distant mountain, and a life that shines like a shooting star in the winter night. His whole body is like a sword. He is the kind of person I yearn for the most." An Yiyuan said this expressionlessly. A long list... No one knows Ximen Chuuxue to measure this.

I really want to call 999, but I always feel that I will be found if I do small tricks.

An Yiyuan was sober.

The young man in white and the man in red obviously have a certain relationship. Whether they are companions or enemies, it is appropriate to praise the youth in white. Companions will naturally be happy for each other. If they are enemies, the level of the enemy will often reflect you like a mirror. level.

Of course, it is only applicable to the case of young people in white clothes with outstanding temperament. If it is a wretched person with low personal character, just step on it, don't worry too much.

The premise of the establishment of the above is that the man in red is proud and willful, rational and meticulous. ——Please change to a boss whose IQ is not online! What is the fun of fighting between LV.1 and LV.99? !

"You are quite talkative."

"..." An Yiyuan quickly thought about his lines, and finally decided to say less and make fewer mistakes.

However, he may have been possessed by the spearmen tonight.

The man in red asked, "When and where did you meet him?"

An Yiyuan had no choice but to answer: "August 8, Jiushi Mountain, Lingyun City."

The man in red suddenly laughed, a very touching smile, and said softly, "Ten days ago..." The night when the accident happened happened to be ten days ago.This may be a coincidence, but... I would rather kill a mistake than let it go. "Good boy, let me see your memory."

not good!

An Yiyuan's mind went blank, and he took out the ghost exorcism talisman and put it on!

The man in red: "..."

An Yiyuan: "...I was wrong."

The yellow talisman is pasted on the forehead of the man in red. It looks like a zombie in a Hong Kong movie in the 90s. Although it dissipates instantly, it is still very funny.But An Yiyuan couldn't laugh no matter what, because the man in red had already placed his hand on his forehead - "Of course this deity won't care about fools."

Are you so angry that you call yourself the deity?Will he become stupid after reading the memory?

An Yiyuan only had time to think through these two points before his thinking stopped.

The author has something to say:

When the last chapter was posted, Nian Gao guessed that there would be a cutie... but I didn't expect you to be all cute... (laughing and crying) (pretending to believe) Happy Children's Day! =3=

Preview of the next chapter: BOSS is defeated twice