daily life of buddhism

"Meow!"

An Yiyuan received Erhuang who had a great time in the next bedroom.

Although it is only a kitten, Erhuang may have inherited her mother's courage. After experiencing the incident of thieves entering the house and jumping off the building inexplicably, Erhuang was not scared—or maybe he was scared for too short a time, anyway. While listening to the phone, Yuan heard the meowing of cats full of excitement and excitement, so he rushed back to comfort Meowbaby's plan to fall through the cracks, and simply went to have dinner with his friends as originally planned.

You mean Xiaoqi?

An Yiyuan didn't think that the little koi who almost made the thief GG would be afraid.When thinking this way, An Yiyuan obviously overlooked that there is such a kind of person in the world, even though he is terrified to death, he can still kill the enemy bravely—for example, a girl who chases and kills cockroaches with her slippers while screaming.

Erhuang jumped into the owner's arms affectionately and meowed cheerfully, raised his chin and puffed out his small chest, and looked like he was asking for credit. An Yiyuan stroked its belly, pinched the meat pad and stroked his chin, "Good boy, go back and reward you."

"Meow~"

"My Erhuang is really smart!"

"Meow."

When you are not praised, you act like a baby, but when you are praised, you are reserved. The character of a cat is really not frank.

An Yiyuan repeatedly stroked Erhuang's hair, the kitten softened into liquid, squinted its eyes and flattened in the owner's arms, and made a thin purring sound from its throat, obviously being very comfortable to be touched.The two boys in the next bedroom admired their faces, and said taller and thinner: "Brother An, can you understand cats?"

"Probably understand a little bit." Due to the cultivation method, I can perceive the emotions of animals/spiritual beasts fluctuating relatively strongly. As for whether it has something to do with Erhuang being my own, I haven't done a comparative experiment.

"Amazing!"

The other one who was shorter said, "Brother An, your cat...why is it called Erhuang?"

"Ranking second, yellow." An Yiyuan added, "I didn't come up with the name, but it's a pity that it's already used to this name."

"That's it."

The short boy answered absently, his eyes glued to the kitten.

An Yiyuan put the topic on the right track, "What happened to the thief who jumped off the building in the afternoon?"

As I said before, the people who live in this dormitory are the second generation of merchants. These days, money is often associated with power. I asked An Yiyuan if the tall and thin boy who could understand the cat language had something to do with the police department. Be able to inquire about the latest developments in the jumping incident.

"It's a strange thing."

The tall and thin boy talked.

In the afternoon, my roommate was leaving for class, and the tall and thin boy was watching a movie alone in the dormitory with the air conditioner on. The door was closed. When the movie was getting better, he suddenly heard the sound of scratching the door and meowing.

Since the tall and thin boy was watching a horror movie at the time, and the female ghost was scratching the window of the protagonist's bedroom with her sharp nails, she was really taken aback.Fortunately, it was daytime, and I opened the curtains that were drawn to enhance the atmosphere. As soon as the sun shone, I woke up and remembered the fact that there was a cat next door.

Although pets are not allowed in college dormitories in theory, there are always students who keep them secretly, and they don't care about the humane things like goldfish and green turtles.

Among them, raising cats is more hidden than raising dogs, after all, cats don't need to be walked.

This is true in ordinary student dormitories, but it is even more so in this dormitory with a hint of privilege.

Anyway, the dormitory manager who came after hearing the news did not comment on why there was a cat at the scene, and showed that his mind was completely attracted by the incident of the students jumping off the building——

Yes, at first, everyone thought it was a student.

The tall and thin boy opened the door to see the cat, followed the cat's guidance to the next bedroom, pushed open the half-covered door, and saw a figure standing on the edge of the window with his back facing him, and the cat was bending his waist to get his whole body out. Shout out.

The shout seemed to wake up the man, and he saw his feet tremble, and he fell down. Just when the tall and thin boy thought that a young life was about to disappear, he found that the figure had not disappeared from his sight.Taking a closer look, the man pinched the lower edge of the window with his ten fingers. It was a very difficult place to apply force, and he had a strong desire to survive.

"hold onto!"

The students and teachers were attracted by this scene, those who called the police, those who called for someone, those who tried to pull people back from the room, those who miraculously placed sheets and quilts in a short period of time, and prepared to pick up people downstairs as a buffer...

People are pulled back, down to earth.

Then came the question -

Who is this? !

The students who rushed over looked at each other, but none of them recognized the student who tried to commit suicide. In this case, it is very suspicious that the other party appeared in this dormitory. In addition, the cat raised by the owner of the dormitory blew at him, and the door lock was picked again. Traces of ... the answer is ready to come out.

When the two policemen who received the report arrived, what they saw was a crowd of students surrounding someone in the center. One policeman poked his head around and was amused: "Oh, Xiao Wang, we meet again."

He is used to stealing, and his tactics are not very clever. It is normal to get acquainted with the local police.

Xiao Wang was taken away.

After confirming that there is no stolen goods on him.

After hearing the incident with many details, An Yiyuan sighed as follows: "That is to say, we have to clean up again..." It was a disaster.

Tall and thin boy: "..." As expected of Brother An, he always thinks of things from a different angle.

The short boy: "..." As expected of someone with a cat, he is very concerned about his master's living environment.

"Thanks, I'll go back first, and I'll treat you guys to a meal some other day."

An Yiyuan stood up, followed by the eyes of the short boy who was obsessed with attracting cats with his eyes, and said reluctantly: "Brother An, next time you go out, you can leave Erhuang with me, I'll make it convenient."

"Look at Erhuang's meaning."

"Meow."

"Well, I understand." The short boy suggested, "Brother An, it's better to change Erhuang's name, it's still not possible to change it..."

"I can't change it, I tried it."

"What's your new name?"

"rhubarb."

Tall and thin boys & short boys: "..."

An Yiyuan went back with Erhuang in his arms.

It wasn't until the backs of one person and one cat disappeared completely that the short boy turned to his roommate and told the truth: "Actually, Brother An doesn't know how to choose a name, does he?"

Although the tall and thin boy was shaken in his heart, he still forcibly held his respect and said, "Maybe the kitten recognizes the word 'yellow'? With this word, what nice name can I come up with?"

"Your Majesty." Miao replied.

"..."

A capitalized cat slave.

An Yiyuan returned to the dormitory, and saw traces of searching as expected.

Everywhere.

It's so frustrating.

Putting Qiuqiu back into the cage, feeding Erhuang with spirit fruit, and adjusting the animation for Xiaoqi, An Yiyuan cleaned up the bedroom, threw the machine-washable clothes into the washing machine, and looked at the window that was stepped on by the thief.This is the third floor. Unless you are unlucky and land on your head when you jump down, you will basically not die.A small punishment but a big warning?Or didn't consider the impact of the floor at all, and felt that it didn't matter if he died?

unknown.

In Xiaoqi's mind, he probably didn't think so much.

An Yiyuan has already confirmed that Xiao Qi did the jumping off the building.

Erhuang is a descendant of a domestic cat, and his roots are clear. At that time, he ran to rescue soldiers, but he regretted not bringing them so quickly; Xiaoqi was fished out of a square fountain, and his previous experience is not clear, let alone the obvious point. In terms of the speed bonus of practicing in the dream, Xiao Qi is much stronger than Er Huang.

Strength should be the same.

An Yiyuan tidied up the bathroom slowly, threw the overturned towels into the laundry tub, and lamented the increased workload.

This kind of fleshy thing can't do without washing it when it gets dirty.

To make matters worse, towels with different functions have to be washed separately.

In the bathroom, the sound of unintelligible Japanese and the sound of water rubbing towels echoed. The former was the sound of chasing Xiao Qi looking at the computer, and the latter was the sound of the unlucky An Yiyuan... Xiao Qi watched An Yiyuan's The figure glanced at the back, looked again, dived into the bathtub and came up again, disturbing the water plants whose roots were fixed in the pebbles to shake non-stop, and the whole fish hiding its eyes behind the rockery and vomited a bubble.

The environment of this bathtub is similar to that of a fish tank.

Originally, Xiaoqi was concentrating on watching the animation, but now that there is an interfering person within the line of sight, the feeling is different.

Xiao Qi didn't know why, but she couldn't control her desire to look at An Yiyuan, and she was afraid that the other party would find out that she was looking at him, as if she had lost... However, this worry is unnecessary.

Because An Yiyuan didn't even look at Xiao Qi until he finished washing, but went out to dry the towels and came back to put the basin away, before going to bed.

The hour hand points to 23 o'clock, and the knowledge of health preservation tells us: it's time for liver detoxification.

An Yiyuan calmed down: It's so late...Anyway, Xiao Qi doesn't know how to run away, so we can talk about things tomorrow. Besides, Xiao Qi can really bear it?

Unsurprisingly.

Before stepping out of the bathroom, the retaining voice sounded: "Aren't you going to ask?"

"!!!"

Wait a minute, I never thought about Xiaoqi speaking human language before!Could it be that the thief in the afternoon was a staunch atheist who jumped off a building angrily in order to safeguard the dignity of science? !Don't talk about it, people have a strong desire to survive. I guess they got some debuff before...

The small theater in his heart was dissolving emotions, An Yiyuan turned around and became a hero again, the shock was put away and replaced by surprise: "Xiaoqi, you can talk? That's great!"

Xiaoqi: "..."

An Yiyuan corrected embarrassingly: "I mean I can speak human language." Since the children all spoke first——Xiao Qi's voice was Zhengtaiyin, An Yiyuan crossed out the option to tantalize his appetite in his heart, speaking softly and carefully. Yu said: "The thief in the afternoon didn't scare you, did he?"

Xiao Qi swam around and pointed his tail at people.

The tail of the koi carp is quite beautiful, with a bit of transparent white, spreading out like a fine yarn in the water. An Yiyuan looked at it with appreciation, and his tone became more gentle:

"Is the water temperature right?"

"How many snails should I find and put in?"

"Are you hungry?"

"You're so weird today." The little koi turned around, opened and closed its mouth, and made a clear and childish voice, and said doubtfully, "The tone is very gentle, as if it's done something wrong."

How did the idea of ​​"..." come into being?Am I not usually gentle?The sad father, An Yiyuan, rubbed his temples with a headache, and changed his surprised face in seconds, "Xiaoqi, you can talk? That's great!"

Xiaoqi: "???"

This is the rewinding method passed down from Fairy Liu Guang. Although An Yiyuan's acting skills are not enough to support it, he still confused the pure little koi.

An Yiyuan took this opportunity to change the topic: "What happened during the day?"

The dizzy Xiaoqi answered truthfully.

An Yiyuan gave himself a thumbs up.

I heard that the baby is loaded in single-line mode, and can only handle one thing at the same time. If it is switched to two-line mode, one line will be dropped. From this, it can be seen that the brain capacity has an impact on many things, and the brain capacity of fish...cough.Xiao Qi can make people jump off a building now, and will definitely become stronger when he grows up. Because of this, he should bully a wave while he can.

Cherish what you have at the moment.

What's more, with the upgrade speed of the plug-in version added by his previous life, the little koi should not be able to keep up.Just keep being stronger than it is.

An Yiyuan thought with peace of mind, completely unaware that he had set up a flag.

Xiaoqi's narration was well-organized, with precise words, and the matching of long and short sentences, which made An Yiyuan suddenly think that it was a person who was speaking, not a carp that just knew how to speak human language.

Could it be the result of listening to the flower and bird market?

Self-taught ah this is.

The statement from Xiaoqi’s perspective completes the missing plot, and the thief’s experience can be summed up with two expressions: [A passenger suddenly lost his dream.jpg], [Salted fish leaps.jpg], simple and clear. "That is to say, your ability is to create illusions and draw out the weaknesses deep in people's hearts... No, demons?"

An Yiyuan changed to a more comprehensible word.

Xiao Qi tilted her head: "What is that?"

An Yiyuan pondered.

According to the theory of popular science on the website, when an ordinary animal becomes a spirit beast, it will have a natural skill, either for attack, or for defense, or for assistance... It is just possessed, and there is still a long way to go before being excavated and used skillfully. The distance between them, the spirit beasts who live more confusedly don't know what they will do until they die, they are stupid.

In addition, although the same kind of spirit beast has a relatively high probability of awakening the same talent, there are always accidents. Before it really manifests, no one can be sure of the specific talent, and can only rely on guesswork.

And the one who is best at guessing this is Swagger Mountain.Zhaoyao Mountain is only open to the public during the celebration period.

At present, it is known that Xiao Qi knows illusion, although it is an auxiliary skill, it seems to be more practical and has potential than offensive and defensive skills, but what Er Huang and Qiu Qiu can do, An Yiyuan is completely unclear.This is not something that can be seen with the identification technique... In addition, An Yiyuan suspects that this skill, which is regarded as the identification technique, was born out of the knowledge known in the previous life, that is to say, what can be identified is "known", unknown Still unknown.

Should we say pseudo-identification technique?

It's really not smooth, so let's not change it.

After thinking a lot in his mind, An Yiyuan looked at the picture of the execution on the laptop screen, which was discordant, and discussed: "Xiao Qi, let's change the animation, how about "Natsume's Book of Friends"? You really like this If it's a style... "Magic Girl Madoka Magica"?"

Xiaoqi gurgled and vomited bubbles, clearly refusing.

An Yiyuan: "..."

It's really inappropriate to watch "Danwanlunpa" when children are shaping their three views. This time, I almost killed a thief. What about next time?Which bastard said that "Danwanlunpa" came from a healing animation?It's clearly depressive!An Yiyuan looked at the picture of a black and white bear dancing with the weird music on the screen, and his heart was filled.

An Yiyuan took a step back: "Then what are you looking for after watching this?"

Xiao Qi hesitated.

An Yiyuan lost no time: "Let me sort out some popular animations for you, there is always something you like."

Xiao Qi nodded slowly.

An Yiyuan decided to look back and find out all the healing systems from Baidu, and he must correct Xiao Qi's crooked three views.Speaking of which, compared to "Death Note" and "Tokyo Ghoul II", "Danwan Ronpa" is at least not banned. That is to say, the intention of this series is generally positive, and there are many positive characters in it. But Xiaoqi just avoided these falling in love with poisonous chicken soup...

Affinity is a bit of a mystery.

How about recommending Hot-Blooded Boys to it?

I was still thinking about this question a second before I fell asleep, worrying about the cub. An Yiyuan fell asleep with Erhuang who was waiting for his master by the pillow.

The next day.

Some time ago, there were too many skipped classes, and even Zhong Luo, who knew the inside story, couldn't help but send a reminder. An Yiyuan looked at the 24-character picture with the red flag in the background on WeChat, his conscience was condemned, and he obediently went to class.

Received a message from Tang Zhao in class.

Entering the Tang Sect with no regrets in this life: Where?

Enter Tangmen with no regrets in this life: I want to go to school, which university are you in?

Honest and reliable little man: Zhongzhou University.Really want to come?

Entering the Tang Sect with no regrets in this life: Yes.

Honest and reliable young man: School of Business Administration, call me when you arrive.

In the hotel, Tang Zhao sat on the edge of the bed and groaned in distress.

After sleeping and waking up, the wine also woke up, and the memory of last night was vivid.

Obviously, An Yiyuan and An Yiyuan are just friends who can get along with each other. They are called gay friends in fashion, but they almost turned out their old background when they met for the first time. What kind of operation is it? !Simply suffocating.

Tang Zhao is a disciple of Tang Sect.

The Tang Sect here does not refer to the sect in the game, but the Jianghu sect that exists in reality.

Jiansan is a game built on the background of the Tang Dynasty. Everything presented in the game has traces to follow. What's more, Tangmen not only appeared in Jiansan, but also has its traces in many martial arts novels.A sect like Shaolin Wudang is upright and open, so everyone can be sure of its truth, but are the Tang Sect and others just fiction?

no.

Just different in nature.

The Tang Sect specializes in assassination, and they train assassins who hide in the dark. They are forces that are not allowed to exist in the country today, so how can they talk about it?

Unspoken.

Those who have connections, needs, and can afford the price may come into contact with the Tang Sect and become its customers—the price for the Tang Sect to sell is very high, far beyond the imagination of ordinary people.The reason why Tang Zhao wanted to take the initiative to drop his vest when he was having a headache last night was also due to An Yiyuan's deep pockets.

So why the convulsions?

Obviously with my drinking capacity, it shouldn't be like this...

bar.

The problem was with the bar.

Tang Zhao cleared his mind, sighed and patted his face, changed his clothes and went downstairs.

"Master, go to Zhongzhou University."

"okay!"

Not sure how much An Yiyuan heard and whether he knew his three-dimensional identity that should have been kept secret, Tang Zhao looked out the window unhappy, thinking about what to do when he saw someone.It's impossible to ask directly, it's equivalent to not asking yourself, but you can ask indirectly... how indirect?

Sensing the melancholy of the passenger in the back seat, the talkative uncle driver started the chatterbox, "Brother, why are you listless?"

"It's nothing."

"You are so young and handsome, you can overcome any hurdles." Putting on regular clothes can't conceal Tang Zhao's outstanding facial features and strong figure. The good guy in the heart of the generation, the attitude is particularly enthusiastic, "Let's listen to some music and relax?"

"Ah."

It happened to be a red light, and the uncle driver did some manipulations, and said "ah", "I'm sorry, this thing seems to be broken."

"Not closed……"

"It's okay! Brother, I can do it!" The driver uncle mulled for a few seconds, then sang loudly——

"The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper! Hehehe, join the Big Dipper, a bowl of wine between life and death..."

Tang Zhao: "..."

At this time, Tang Zhao deeply realized how naive he was who half a minute ago thought that the driver uncle wanted to use other methods—such as playing music on his mobile phone.No, is this piece for relaxation? !Is it so simple and rude that the machine is broken? !Have no defense at all, okay? !

Is the driver in Zhongzhou so individual...

Tang Zhao didn't know that what he encountered was a low-probability event, as small as going to a bar and bumping into a zombie.

Stepping out of the taxi, Tang Zhao looked at the words "Zhongzhou University" reflected in the sun, feeling a little top-heavy.

The driver uncle's subwoofer surround sound is too magical to get out.

No matter when and where, handsome guys are always welcome. Seeing Tang Zhao standing in front of the school gate with a sad look on his face, the passing sentimentality. The girl from the news agency couldn’t help filling out a 30W-word dog-blood novel, involving childhood sweethearts, sadistic love, etc. multiple elements.After a long while, the girl from the news agency restrained her imagination and walked up to say hello, "Handsome guy, who are you looking for?"

Tang Zhao tensed and relaxed, and said with a friendly smile, "An Yiyuan."

The girl from the news agency was slightly taken aback, then smiled and said, "Isn't it the first time for a handsome guy to come to our school? Many people who come here for the first time will get lost, why don't I take you there!"

Tang Zhao: "...OK."

I didn't expect Jiyou to be quite famous.

Although the black card last night allowed Tang Zhao to see Hao's strength, according to the opponent's usual style, he was not a high-profile type.And it is true.If it wasn't for last year's movie that made An Yiyuan unable to hide, he wouldn't have become one of the most influential figures on campus. As for the reason why the girl from the news agency led the way...

"Just on the way. Didn't someone jump off the building in Senior An's dormitory yesterday afternoon? I just want to see the scene."

Dormitory of the Faculty of Business Administration.

Estimating the time when Tang Zhao would arrive, An Yiyuan sent the high-end clothes suspected to have been turned over by thieves to the dry cleaner and came back. He opened the promotional page of the Zhaoyao Mountain celebration on the monk's website, and was going to ask the opinions of the third child in his family.One by one, there is no atmosphere of home. An Yiyuan decided to put Erhuang Qiuqiu and Xiao Qi together in front of the computer. Since hamsters cannot touch water, cats hate water, and carp cannot leave water, An Yiyuan has to clean up a place first. Clean fish tank.

Certainly not with a cocktail.

After knowing that the bar was run by zombies, An Yiyuan was in no mood to drink. The long time may raise his bartending skills to the level of a treasure in the industry, but so what?

I am not a person who is addicted to alcohol.

An Yiyuan put the wine into the storage bracelet.

Only the wine liquid, everything else remains the same, the effect is exactly the same as the real drink.

Some people think that only things that can be touched by hands can be put into storage treasures. This is of course a misunderstanding, otherwise what should we do if we don't have hands?The fact is that objects can be stored as long as they touch any part of the body, such as the lips.

The space inside the storage bracelet is a whole, and the things put in cannot interfere with each other, so if you don’t use a container to hold wine, the liquid will flow everywhere. Last night, An Yiyuan decisively used Xiaoqi’s fish tank, now... …

"What are you doing?" The half-sized koi leaped out of the water, and the splash was small and cute. It changed several directions repeatedly trying to see the movements of the human beings with their backs to it. It was very curious, "Colorful, yes what is what?"

After pouring the cocktail into the mineral water bottle, and cleaning the remaining alcohol on the wall of the tank, An Yiyuan said casually: "You can only drink wine when you grow up."

"Oh."

Xiaoqi responded like this, his eyes rolled.

When An Yiyuan gathered the three boys together in front of the computer screen, Tang Zhao had already arrived downstairs in the dormitory.

The boys' dormitory has never stopped talking about girls, and the boys are even better. It's a pity that a thief just broke in yesterday. The dormitory uncle is very strict today, and no strangers are allowed to enter.

The news agency girl took out her campus card from her wallet and said earnestly, "Uncle, I'm really a student here."

The dormitory uncle was unmoved: "You don't live here, why are you here?"

"..."

The girl from the news agency turned her head to look at her younger brother who was traveling with her, only to find that he had disappeared, and there was no shadow around her... Sigh, sure enough, the more handsome a man is, the more deceitful he is.

The news agency girl sighed melancholy.

Tang Zhao has already gone up to the third floor.

For the disciples of the Tang Sect, this level of infiltration is only an entry-level level, and An Yiyuan's room number is so simple that he can ask anyone at random. Not long after, Tang Zhao stood at the door of the dormitory.

Haven't figured out how to test it yet.

Tang Zhao meditated on the spot.

The university's course schedule is flexible, and there will be no situation where all students are in class or none are in class, not to mention there are many skippers, so there are always people walking around in the dormitory corridors.

However, no one paid attention to Tang Zhao.

Reducing one's sense of existence is one of the basic skills of an assassin. As long as one doesn't deliberately look at it, it is easy to ignore the assassin hidden in the light and shadow.

So what should be done to achieve the goal without exposing more information?

Tang Zhao was distressed.

Then, his keen hearing allowed him to hear a voice from inside the door.

First, An Yiyuan was talking: "I don't know when the next time Zhaoyao Mountain will be open. It's a rare opportunity. Are you really not going to play?"

Then came the listless response:

"Meow."

"squeak."

"Let me think."

Clear and tender, it sounds like a little boy's voice.Children of relatives?

"Erhuang, why don't you go?" Cats naturally like to stay in one place and not move their nests, but spirit beasts should have a wider vision, "There are many friends in Zhaoyao Mountain..."

While talking, An Yiyuan clicked on a link marked with spirit beasts, and jumped to the introduction interface of the spirit beasts in Zhaoyao Mountain, and what served as the brunt was a group photo——

"Meow meow meow meow!!!"

Excitedly, Erhuang patted his master's hands with his two fleshy claws, broke free from this embrace and jumped onto the big wardrobe.

In the group photo, they are basically spirit beasts that are dozens or even hundreds of times larger than Erhuang. Compared with the buildings, they are mighty and majestic, the kind that can casually beat a cat into a small pancake.

There are also cats, snow leopards and lynxes.

An Yiyuan: "..."

An Yiyuan sorted out his words, "They won't attack us."

Erhuang didn't respond.

An Yiyuan said again: "I will protect you."

Erhuang turned around shamelessly, facing his owner with his buttocks, and fell into deep thought: Why is the cat so big?Why can cats be so big?Why can cats be so big?Doubt cats.

An Yiyuan: "..."

Well, anyway, I will go for nine days at most, and I will use the automatic feeder and water dispenser. I can give the bedroom key to the neighbor next door and ask them to take care of it. There will be no problems.

"Ball, what about you?"

"squeak."

The hamster flattened into a semi-solidified pudding, looked at the owner with black eyes, and explained its demands in earnest.One word sums it up: lazy.

When living in a simple cage with many brothers and sisters in the pet market and eating corn, Qiuqiu never imagined that one day he would be able to live alone in a double-storey villa, where he could swing on a swing and run on a wheel, as well as delicious food and snacks ,Excellent!

Qiuqiu really wants to grow in the house.

Even if there is a cat at home, it can't prevent Qiuqiu from fulfilling this wish, not to mention that the cat at home can't get into the hamster cage, and even if he has a chance, he won't really eat himself.

An Yiyuan stretched out his fingers and rubbed the fur of the ball, "Forget it." People (rats) have their own ambitions. For hamsters whose original lifespan is only 2-3 years, enjoying their short life may have become an instinct Alright.

I don't know how long the spirit beast hamster can live.

An Yiyuan looked at the koi, "Xiaoqi, have you thought about it?"

Xiao Qi poked his head out of the fish tank, "Play the flashing one just now."

"That's a slideshow."

An Yiyuan walked back while talking, and called out the promotional video of Zhaoyao Mountain.Xiao Qi thought for a while and said, "Seeing how pitiful you are, I'll go with you."

Poor man: "...Thank you."

Benedict.Benedict.Benedict.

The appropriate level of knocking on the door added to the solemn atmosphere. When An Yiyuan saw Tang Zhao outside the door, who was dressed in normal clothes, he was a little surprised, "How did you find him here?"

"You are famous."

The door was closed, and Tang Zhao looked at the layout of the dormitory unobstructed. His keen five senses not only allowed him to hear the sound inside through the door, but also judge other things based on breathing and other factors... There is no third person between me and An Yiyuan, and the boy's voice just now definitely did not come from electronic products...

There is a cat in the closet, a hamster and a koi in front of the laptop.

Abnormal bits came to my mind, and a thread connected them in series. Tang Zhao inexplicably made a ridiculous guess and held his forehead.

The lazy otaku has the muscles that can only be obtained after long-term exercise; the jokes of the Five Immortals; the koi that speaks people's words can only be koi; in the bar last night, what the other party called "a nest of zombies"... …

Do ghosts and ghosts really exist?So what about the corresponding fairy god?

The previous cognition can't explain any problems. You must know that in the eyes of ordinary people, the Tang Sect does not exist.And here he is.

Tang Zhao smiled, looking confident.

"I found out your secret."

Tang Zhao at this moment is like a warrior template possessed, his whole body is full of the halo of the blinding protagonist, and the demon king An Yiyuan, who is temporarily dressed in battle, just raised his eyelids, "Oh."

Tang Zhao: "..."

familiar feeling.This kind of indifferent and decadent tone of salted fish... really makes people feel no sense of accomplishment!I was so angry that my personality was about to change.

An Yiyuan opened the refrigerator: "Water or Coke?"

"water."

The two sat on a chair and on a bed, staring at each other.Well, the fact is that only Tang Zhao is staring, what should An Yiyuan do or what should he do, "The sun will be even brighter later, let's go for a walk now?"

I just remembered that I said I wanted to go to school. Tang Zhao: "..."

If this continues, he will be led away. Tang Zhao simply said bluntly, glanced at the koi and said, "You won't tell me that you are taught by the Five Immortals?"

Stick to the setting An Yiyuan: "That's right."

"..." Tang Zhao looked at the cat, the word "rabies virus" jumped out of his memory and smeared his face, then looked at the koi again, "What kind of poison is this carp?"

"If the timing is right, it can make people go mad." Since the person who was talking to him was suspected to be from the Tang family, An Yiyuan changed to a more martial word.

That's right, Tang Zhao's vest will not be off last night, An Yiyuan has a corresponding guess.

But he didn't care at all.

Cultivation has appeared, do you still care about martial arts?

Tang Zhao obviously couldn't understand this kind of calmness. Hearing this, he glanced at the koi again, and asked hesitantly, "Is it... a spirit?" He spoke more and more smoothly, "Those people were really zombies last night?"

"They are in regular business, so don't think about doing harm to the people."

"..."

Is that the point? !Tang Zhao took a sip of ice water and found it difficult to have a peaceful conversation with An Yiyuan, "So, gods and monsters also exist?"

An Yiyuan pondered for two seconds, then asked curiously, "Where is the boundary between martial arts and fairy tales? There are zongzi in "Tomb Raider Notes", and a bunch of foxes and ghosts in "Liaozhai". What do you think?"

Tang Zhao's thoughts were a little confused.

An Yiyuan handed him the mineral water bottle containing an unknown liquid, "For you."

"What is this?" Tang Zhao unscrewed the bottle cap, sniffed it carefully, "...wine?"

"Last night." The originally well-structured and beautiful cocktail lost its beauty when mixed together, but the effect should still be there. "Drinking it is probably equivalent to wearing a halo of mental retardation?" This will ignore the anomalies of the zombies.

Tang Zhao put it away bluntly, "If you are just a disciple of the Five Poisons, how do you explain this koi?"

An Yiyuan didn't panic and didn't blush: "I've only seen Xiaoqi who is so talented." Erhuang and Qiuqiu couldn't speak human words.

"You think I have an IQ of 250?"

"How is that possible? Colonel Chu is only 220."

"..."

Tang Zhao was in a complicated mood, "There are so many flaws, and you still refuse to tell the truth? Is it because of any rules?"

Silence spread.

The air seemed to freeze.

After a long time, An Yiyuan sighed, and said expressionlessly: "Well, it's okay to tell you, in fact, I'm a celestial master."

"???" Wait a minute, the turn is a bit steep.

"It's just a half-baked child... My mother's lineage, the ancestors were a Mr. Yin-Yang, and they were still famous in the Qing Dynasty. Unfortunately, my great-grandfather's generation couldn't do it. You know, at that time, they all talked about breaking superstition. I I was originally interested in Taoism and Buddhism, and I found my grandfather's collection of books, so I started to teach myself."

"..." Let him slow down.

"I haven't seen any gods and monsters. Xiaoqi got it by chance. She should be considered a ghost. I will go to a peer exchange meeting on November [-]. Many seniors with advanced cultivation bases will also go. I hope there will be some Good harvest. If you don’t believe me, look, this is the cinnabar and brush used for drawing talismans, and the ghost exorcising talisman I bought—I don’t know when I will be able to draw such a high-level talisman.”

"..." Zombies and celestial masters seem to be a good match?

The world is still familiar, but there are more celestial masters.

Tang Zhao finally accepted this setting.

People are gone.

An Yiyuan wrote down the matter of at least learning how to draw rudimentary talismans in the memo, and looked at the business card left on the desk.

The background is dark blue, bordered with silver patterns, and the workmanship is exquisite. In addition to the words "Tang Men Tang Zhao", there are also contact information and discount information... It looks like a game peripheral, but this is a real, murderous discount card.

It shouldn't be used... right?

Who knows.

An Yiyuan put it away properly.

The author has something to say:

#818Spicy a lucky value is not high Tangmen#

Nian Gao: Wu Du just lost an excellent disciple... Brother Pao, what do you think?

Tang Zhao: ...The Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle!

Hahaha, how did Brother Ang fall off the horse?Every minute is another new vest【Stable as a dog.jpg】

Xiao Tang's role has temporarily come to an end, and then enters the monk's world~

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