daily life of buddhism

Ignoring the question of address, An Yiyuan's meaning is quite obvious.

And Xiao Qi couldn't make any creative response except for dryly expressing "how is this possible".

Xiao Qi, who has always stood in the position of the superior, has no training environment and almost no acting skills at all. The only time he can hone his acting skills is when he is disguised as a waist pendant from the fire when he is not yet hatched... But During that time, he was basically acting in his true colors, and he didn't need to use expressions.

After a careful evaluation, An Yiyuan's acting skills are even a little bit higher than Xiao Qi's.

An Yiyuan Yuanyuan: I don’t think there is anything to be happy about ==

Xiao Qi thought hard.

This situation is difficult to explain. What should be done to dispel the suspicion of the owner?

The way humans deal with this kind of thing is... A lot of life and Internet knowledge flood into the mind, and what is left in the end is an animation.

That's right, anime.

Or Detective Conan.

Since they were all inner thoughts, neither An Yiyuan nor Xiao Qi knew that their brains were so similar.

I will not introduce the outline of the anime anymore. What I want to refer to now is the operation of the protagonist Conan after being suspected of his true identity by Ran Ome.

First, he pretended that he was still fine as a high school student, just running around for the case; then, he used the appearance of a primary school student to show off his cuteness, and performed the characteristics unique to children; next, as the plot progressed, the powerful teammate Shirley appeared , Conan also got the trick of getting bigger in a short period of time, and let Shirley play his trumpet during this period, allowing the two to appear at the same time, completely dispelling Mao Lilan's suspicion.

This ultimate move can also have a variant, that is, the deity appears as a primary school student, and the old enemy Kaitou Kidd disguises himself as a high school version of himself...

Xiao Qi fell into deep thought.

These methods are simply tailor-made for him.

As long as there is Jing Fan's cooperation, all three methods can be used. Without Jing Fan's cooperation, he can also use the second method alone.

It just so happens that there is an opportunity for the second method at this time.

Make yourself behave like a child, and do things from the heart that adults can't do...

Xiao Qi's gaze stayed on the small QQ window.

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: Today, the first issue of the newspaper will be published!Where do you and fellow Daoist An live? I'll send it by courier?

It’s Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: In order to enhance the cohesion of the employees, I want to arrange a group trip. How about setting the location at Fahua Temple?It just so happened that I could take a walk on the path of cultivating my mind.

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: Xiaoqi, are you there?

It's offline base again.

Xiao Qi pondered for a while, and went to the official website of the monks to check the way of cultivating the mind of Fahua Temple—the last time An Yiyuan went to register to get a license, he also helped him do it, so Xiao Qi now also has an account on the official website.

"Can I ask Yan Yi to come and play at home?"

"Okay."

The cutest seven in the universe: [Expectation.jpg]

The cutest seven in the universe: Can the travel time be set later?There's a pet competition here next week, and we're going to watch it.

The cutest seven in the universe: By the way, do you want to come and play?

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: Yes!I'll bring Liuliu here!

The cutest seven in the universe: I will send you the address and me the time.

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: [Bixin.jpg]

"Yan Yi said that he and Liuliu would come together and play until the pet competition in the community was over, and then we would go to Fahua Temple together. The latter is a group activity in the group."

"Ah."

The gossip weekly group flickered unwillingly, Yan Yi@全部members, broke the news.

Mingliu will definitely not be able to go, and is still in retreat; others reply in twos and threes, and there are a few who are not bubbling, and they don't know when they will be able to climb up.An Yiyuan left a message saying OK, so he didn't care about it anymore, but quietly thought about what Xiaoqi called his friends to play.

Can adults really play with children?

Although strictly speaking, neither Yan Yi nor Liuliu can be considered children.

Working so hard and sacrificing so much will give people a feeling of "the picture is too big".

An Yiyuan really wanted to put on a trembling pose, but he might be too Buddhist, so he couldn't do it.

"Good afternoon meow."

"good afternoon."

An Yiyuan touched Erhuang's chin, feeling a little thinner, and looked at the weight loss training partner with appreciation.

Xiao Qi: "..."

It can be said that it is very frustrating.

The courier delivering the newspaper arrived at this time.

When Yan Yi placed an order on the Jade Bird Express app, the app had a full range of options, and the couriers he could choose from included three categories: mortals, monks, and spirit beasts.

In addition to the monks in the group, Yan Yi also used various methods to distribute the newspaper Amway to a group of comrades. The quantity to be given was large, and it was more appropriate to choose a method with a lower cost, so he used spirit beasts.

Poultry without a doubt.

The black and white magpie landed on the balcony with a flimsy newspaper in its mouth, chirping twice.

The floor-to-ceiling windows connecting the living room and the balcony were not closed. Sensing that the cat under him was ready to go, An Yiyuan quickly pressed Erhuang who wanted to move, but——

"Chacha!!"

A flickering white shadow and a shrill cry appeared almost at the same time, and a golden fur wagging its tail rushed out from the balcony on the right: "Wow!"

An Yiyuan didn't press the button, Erhuang rushed out, "Meow!"

Wang Miao was in a row, and Xiao Li on the left also walked to the balcony: "...what's wrong?!"

An Yiyuan: "..."

Not really interested in answering this question.

Xiao Li blinked, and then blinked again.

There's a... bird under the Ragdoll's paw? !The orange cat and the golden retriever from Uncle Xu’s family don’t know what to say, they obviously don’t understand the language—what’s even weirder is that the orange cat’s tail seems to be wagging like a dog; what’s wrong is the newspaper on the balcony Well, of course some people read paper newspapers these days, but as far as Xiao Li knows, An Yiyuan doesn't have this habit.

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The newspaper was blowing up with the wind, and seeing that it was about to go out of the balcony, two slender white fingers pinched a corner of the newspaper, and then the face of the neighbor appeared in the field of vision, the young face seemed to be shining, Xiao Li noticed , The opponent's skin was completely flawless under the sun.

Such a young man is no worse than a star in the entertainment industry who has been screamed "male god" by countless female fans.

An Yiyuan knelt down and poked the cat in a hunting posture: "I didn't expect you to be such a boob."

...under the condition that the other party does not move or speak.

Xiao Li thought silently.

Bubu: "Mi~"

Magpie: "Cha..."

An Yiyuan swore that he saw the words "There is nothing to love" from the magpie's face.

Rescued the unlucky bird from under Bubu's claws, observed its injuries, and found that there was no serious problem except for the loss of a feather, An Yiyuan fed the magpie a spiritual fruit, apologized and let it go. To Xiao Li: "I'm sorry to disturb you, my cat is quite noisy."

Xiao Li: "It's okay."

An Yiyuan held Bubu by the back of the neck and looked at it, quickly lost in the beautiful blue eyes, changed to a hug, touched Erhuang's tail, patted its head to let it It remembers itself as a cat.

Uncle Xu, a neighbor who heard the movement a little later, also appeared on the balcony, and said with a hearty smile, "Xiao An, will your cat also participate in next week's pet competition?"

Golden Retriever: "Wow!"

Uncle Xu hugged his family's standing golden retriever skillfully, and rubbed its dog's head on his chest, "Maomao has already signed up, and we are going for No.1!"

The golden retriever's tail wagged more happily.

Next week's pet competition is an end-of-year event organized by the owners' meeting. Related things, such as dog food and cat toys.

The competition time is next Saturday and Sunday, and the deadline for registration is 12:[-] noon on Friday. At that time, statistics will be made and groups will be arranged to try to compare the same breed of pets with the same breed. Otherwise, there will be a difference in running speed between Corgi and Alaska Isn't the situation very unfair?

"My cat doesn't participate, I mostly watch the battle." An Yiyuan shook his head, trying to explain something, but he didn't say anything in the end.

I can't think of a reasonable reason, but it would be too bullying for cats to compare them with ordinary house cats.The same goes for balls.

"That's it." Uncle Xu raised his eyebrows, "Watching the battle...is it a blind date?"

"what?"

Uncle Xu winked, "This kind of activity is a good time to find companions for furry children!" The enthusiastic neighbor uncle had a very lively expression, "I know that the house on the 20th floor has two nice orange cats, let me introduce you to Erhuang. ?”

An Yiyuan was expressionless: "Actually, they are all neutered."

"what?"

"Ah."

An Yiyuan nodded heavily, touched Erhuang's suddenly stiff back, and said affirmatively: "Boob, Erhuang, Daju, all of them." Anyway, they were not looking for ordinary cats.

Uncle Xu: "..."

Why are you so cruel.

Uncle Xu subconsciously glanced at Erhuang's lower abdomen, and then remembered that it was a female cat that couldn't be seen from the outside—in fact, it was difficult for a male cat to see it, so he had to believe it, and then looked at his golden retriever's healthy balls, long A long sigh of relief.It seemed that he had a tacit understanding with Uncle Xu, and the golden retriever licked the male master with watery eyes, as if grateful for his endless kindness.

After the episode was over, An Yiyuan returned to the living room with Flutter at Birds·Conditioned Reflex·Bubbu and began to read the newspaper.

For the modern youth who have been addicted to Weibo for a long time, the monk's newspaper has always lost some taste. An Yiyuan glanced at it casually, handed it to Xiaoqi, and said with a satisfied face: "Look, your story."

Xiao Qi: "..."

Strength refuses.

However, fait accompli is independent of human will.

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: Xiaoqi, I've received feedback from here!Many readers have said that your stories are very creative!Keep up the good work!

The cutest seven in the universe: ...

The cutest seven in the universe: Oh.

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: Liuliu and I will arrive next Thursday with a pet that is going to participate in the competition. Guess what it is?

The cutest seven in the universe: Do you remember that Liuliu raised a turtle?But there is no other sea turtle, which is incomparable.

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: You guessed wrong!

It's Yan Yi, not Yan Yi: You'll know when the time comes.

Thursday.

The one who came down from the flying sword with the little boy and the little monk was a haughty... husky.

The author has something to say:

Finally got a dog√

Xu Maomao: Am I here all the time, woof?