Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

From the perspective of a bystander, Eudora Hardy should be one of the unluckiest children in the world.

The biological father is unknown, and the biological mother Lisa is a street warbler who was born in a dirty bathroom.

He learned to cook by himself at the age of four, lived in a slum hut until the age of five, and was able to live in a decent apartment with his mother until the age of six.

What's more unfortunate is that the city where the mother and daughter live is Gotham City, the capital of crime, and the place where mother Lisa works is in the most chaotic East End of Gotham.Since Eudora was sensible, she prayed to God every night that her mother would come home alive after finishing her work.

Later, when Lisa found out, she changed her workplace to the Diamond District where the apartment was located. After all, the law and order in the Diamond District of Gotham City is much better than that of the East District.

Unexpectedly, her move almost caused a tragedy.

When Eudora was eight years old, a drunken client secretly followed Lisa into the apartment of the mother and daughter, and wanted to rape Lisa in front of Eudora.

Eudora, who was not at all like a normal eight-year-old, immediately went to the kitchen to find a knife, and used it without saying a word while Lisa was still screaming.

The mother-daughter duo beat the guy to the brim, and Lisa was put in jail by the police on defensive charges—because the guy argued that Lisa had invited him into the house.

Lisa was released from detention in less than a day.

According to Yudora's later speculation, her mother should have found some relationship, or asked someone to get out of this dispute quickly.

However, after this dispute, Lisa, who was still in shock, seemed to realize something.She quickly applied for boarding school for Eudora, and after giving her daughter a bank card, she disappeared from Eudora's life.

Eudora, who was also panicked:? ? ?

Mother Lisa left this small apartment in the Diamond District to eight-year-old Eudora, and left barely enough tuition and living expenses in her bank card for her daughter. She left without saying goodbye and completely disappeared.

He was born without a father, lost his mother when he was eight years old, has never seen the world, and has been exposed to the lowest life. The city he lives in is Gotham. Not only do he have to go to school every day, but he also has to worry about firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea...

In the eyes of onlookers, children who grow up in such an environment are basically either gangsters or losers. Life can't be more miserable or unlucky.

--However.

It is very amazing that all the onlookers think that the "motherless child" Eudora is too unfortunate, but Eudora Hardy herself thinks that she is already one of the lucky ones out of ten thousand.

Because, even in such an environment, she still grew up safely.

Think about it, no father, no mother's protection, living alone in an apartment, and a lot of money.

——A weak fat sheep like her can still spend ten years of fragility safely in a place like Gotham,

He was not sent to an orphanage because his orphan status was exposed, he was not depraved prematurely because of school violence, he was not lost the opportunity to study because of improper money management, and he was not lost because of crimes such as robbery and trafficking that occurred all the time. Throw away your life.

What is even more surprising is that bad bamboos produce good ones.

In the past ten years, she has grown older and more beautiful, not to mention, she has studied hard, and her grades have always been among the best. Not long ago, she signed up for the ACT and SAT exams, and her performance is still very stable and excellent. There is no problem in getting into an ideal university.

In Yudora's cognition, what a luck buff this is, she is simply the chosen one!

...In short, Eudora, who is overconfident, has always firmly believed that God treats her best, and she does not accept anyone's refutation.

On her birthday, Eudora confirmed once again that she is the luckiest cub in the world.

Because just on the day of her birthday, she received an admission letter from the finance department of Gotham University, which was a full scholarship.

Eudora was immediately elated, holding the admission notice and bouncing on the spot, really wishing to find Lisa who had disappeared for many years immediately, and tell her the good news in person.

Immediately afterwards, another letter in the mailbox immediately fulfilled Eudora's wish.

... The remaining letter is from a loan company in Gotham City called Grandet.

Eudora had never dealt with this company before, she only vaguely remembered that this company seemed to be a private lending company with a good reputation, and it was one of the few serious lending companies in Gotham City.

Opening the letter in confusion, she found that it was actually a polite reminder letter.

In the letter, the Grandet Loan Company first greeted Eudora Hardy politely, and then informed her directly:

"Little Ms. Hardy, because your mother Lisa Hardy owes a huge sum of 5000 million to our company. We have to inform you with regret: Please replace your mother with me as soon as possible within half a month. The company paid off the arrears. [A copy of the details of the debt and the IOU is attached]

If you have any questions, please contact our salesman Mr. Reagan.Our address is XXX, Reagan's phone number is 417417666. "

Eudora: "………………"

My own mother has disappeared for ten years and has no contact with me at all, so it's my turn to pay off the debt she owes?Can your company be reasonable?

Rubbing her eyes, Eudora read the letter word by word again, and after confirming the authenticity of the IOU and details, she counted several times the long string of "0" behind the amount owed in the letter, feeling It was a bolt from the blue.

After confirming the eyes, the arrears are indeed 5000 million.

However, all of her current net worth savings add up to only 980 yuan and [-] cents.

The money that Lisa gave had been spent in middle school. For a long time, Eudora usually relied on part-time jobs such as pawnshop, essay writing, and working in a fast food restaurant after school. earn living expenses.

Fortunately, she doesn't spend a lot of money, and her daily life is relatively stingy, so she can barely make do.But expecting her to spend 5000 million in one breath, it is better to expect Iron Man to join the Justice League.

Eudora: ...Although I am really the chosen one, I really have no money.

After searching for some information, Yudora called the so-called salesman in charge and asked her about her mother Lisa's debts.

Grandet Lending Company is indeed a serious lending company. The salesperson is polite and patiently answers all kinds of questions from Udora.

He explained that, over the past year or so, Ms. Lisa Hardy had taken out several loans with his company on and off to make investments.Unfortunately, Lisa's investment failed, so she simply took the rest of the money and ran away.

The Grandet Loan Company searched the entire Gotham City but failed to find Lisa Hardy, and there was no trace of her in other cities in the United States. Therefore, according to the company's practice, Lisa Hardy's debts will be paid by her immediate family members and her family. It was her only daughter, Eudora, who came to repay.

Eudora: "...Wait, you can find out that I am Lisa Hardy's daughter, but you can't find Lisa herself?"

The salesman said that this is out of his control, but the current situation is like this. I hope that Yudora will transfer 5000 million to the designated account as soon as possible within half a month.

Eudora: "..."

Your company is really interesting. If I really have this money, why not help my mother pay off the debt?

The salesman said kindly that if he really had no money to repay the debt, his company could introduce some fast-paying and high-paying jobs for him. For repayment.

Yudora became a little interested: "Work? What kind of work?"

The salesman then smiled and said a lot of horrible jobs whose names had been harmonized, including...,...and..., her mother's previous night shift jobs were also listed, all of which were high-risk Highly rewarding jerk job.

"...", Eudora sighed: "I shouldn't have any expectations of the loan company in Gotham."

The salesman explained solemnly: "Don't get me wrong, ma'am. We are really a serious lending company. My colleagues and I have always been in charge of debt collection, regardless of where the money you repay comes from. However, if After half a month, you have not moved, and we can only choose to introduce you to the jobs just now."

What he meant was that if Yudora still didn't pay back the money after half a month, they would take some coercive measures and ask Yudora to do some dangerous work to pay back.

Eudora: "......"

What about the luckiest cub in the world?What about future college students?Why did I suddenly become a pauper debt slave with a debt of 5000 million yuan, who was about to be unlucky? ? ?

What is the concept of 5000 million US dollars?

Taking Eudora's previous part-time salary and living expenses as an example, even if she didn't eat, drink or take vacations, and worked continuously for 20 years, she still couldn't save 1000 million, let alone get 5000 million within half a month.

... This is really a true portrayal of the life of the people at the bottom in the cruel capitalist society.

After carefully counting her wealth and property, Yudora sat on the sofa blankly, her eyes were empty, a little desperate.

If she has already graduated from college and found a job in Wall Street or some other financial company, she can say nothing. The problem is that she is nothing now, not even a college degree.

Unless she can find her mother, Lisa, within half a month, even if she wins the lottery ticket twice in a row, it won't be able to solve the current huge debt crisis!

Thinking about it this way, maybe her own mother realized this at the time, so after the investment failed, she ran away decisively, right?

……Grass.

It is absolutely impossible for Eudora to run away when the situation is not good like her own mother.

First, she doesn't want to become an irresponsible person like her own mother. Second, the Gotham University of her dream is beckoning to her, and a bright future is waiting for her in the future.

Eudora also knew very well that if she ran away and hid like this, it would be easy, but the rest of her life would basically be over.

... No, thinking about it this way, it seems that no matter what, no matter what choice she makes, the rest of her life will basically be dark, right?

After figuring out all kinds of joints, optimistic and confident like Eudora, she almost jumped the Gotham Bridge in anger.

Since the age of eight, she has spent nearly ten years working hard to live independently, study hard, and maintain a healthy and active life... in order to embark on a completely different path from her biological mother when she becomes an adult .

But just when she was about to live out a human form, this... (a hundred words of swear words are omitted here) life stabbed her in the back again!

What about the Chosen One!The promised lucky BUFF bonus!God, you big liar, how could such an unlucky thing happen to me, a chosen person!

Youdora's swearing voice could be clearly heard even in the building opposite, which made the dogs bark.

Finally, when the neighbors next door were disturbed and were about to call the police, Yudora, who was in a state of furious fury, suddenly heard a strange voice.

The gender could not be distinguished, and the slightly mechanical voice sounded from her brain very clearly, and Yudora was so scared that she shut her mouth at once.

That voice was obviously a mechanical voice, but it vaguely carried a hint of intolerance, and quickly complained in Yudora's brain:

[To be honest, I have endured you for 18 years.How many bad things will you have to go through before you can figure it out?You are not the chosen one!There is no lucky BUFF either!Be sober, Summoner Udora. 】

Eudora: "…………………"

You talk nonsense!You nonsense!What kind of biscuit are you!

The author has something to say:

Say it up front!Count it as demining!If you have any objections to the copywriting and the operation of the heroine, the little angels hope that Kangkang is here!

The first is the question of the lending company:

Let me state in advance that asking Udora to return 5000 million yuan is wrong in reality, including the subsequent series of saucy operations are all crimes! ! !If you encounter such a situation in reality, please call the police!Call the police!I will never allow this to happen! !But this is Gotham City in the text...

Although the private lending companies involved in this article are serious companies, they also have backgrounds.

I say it is a serious company because it is strictly speaking, and it is not a usury in terms of interest rate (I will explain it later), just because my mother borrowed a lot... But as many friends said, it is possible to be in Gotham The loan companies that have been opened all have backgrounds, and they are considered to be swaying in a gray area. It is normal operation of the company to ask Udora to sell herself to pay off the debt.

If you really can’t understand why Batman and the police don’t care about this kind of corporate crime in Gotham, I suggest you watch the American drama "Gotham Town". After watching it, everyone will understand why Gotham City is full of villains. A harmonious city, including why the master set the principle of not killing himself.

Penguin is a villain, right?He was also the mayor of Gotham!Gangsta horror, right?But they are also responsible for maintaining the order in Gotham. Even if they represent Director Gordon positively, they will join forces with villains like Penguin Riddle... Gotham is a city of gray and black. Black mask, although he seems to be beaten all the time, he is also a person with a serious mining company. This city is gray, there is no absolute black, nor absolute white.

In Gotham like this, a small lending company, you borrow money to repay the debt, and everyone lives in peace. If you don’t pay the debt first, don’t blame the company for being ruthless, it’s also a normal operation.

And Eudora grew up in such a Gotham, so it's normal for her not to think there is any problem.

Then there is the question of three perspectives:

I don’t know if you have noticed: Eudora’s optimism is because she is grateful for what she has got, and rarely cares about what she should have but didn’t get.

Based on this point of her character, she will focus on being grateful for the property and money her mother left for her, instead of blindly hating her mother for leaving her and running away.

In addition, I have already stated in the previous few photos that without the house and money left by her mother, she would have been lost long ago, and when she was young, her mother did do a lot for her, and Eudora also It is precisely because of this that he has complicated feelings for his mother.

Eudora will help her mother repay the debt. A large part of the reason is to repay the debt of favor. After the repayment, the two will not owe each other. Of course, there are also elements of fear of the power of the lending company and her own credit.