Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

I have to say that Jurassic World's Christmas celebrations and activities are indeed grand.

From the extravagant banquet on Christmas Eve to the whole day of Christmas, the whole main garden is filled with lively and lively Christmas atmosphere, with children laughing and laughing, adults blushing, staff caring and caring, and gentle herbivorous dinosaurs They walked around the main park with Santa hats on their heads, and held various celebrations with tourists, which was very interesting.

Even Aunt Mei, who felt that the ticket price at Christmas was a little expensive at the beginning, began to feel that it was worth the money after seeing the various activities held in the main park.

And just when the whole main garden was in a sea of ​​joy, Eudora and Bourne and his group were driving a slow tour guide car all the way into the dense forest, heading towards the Velociraptor Pavilion that they didn't have time to visit yesterday.

Byrne, who was already familiar with the route, drove through the entire forest and arrived at the Velociraptor Pavilion in the center of the forest in more than half an hour.

Along the way, except for a few self-cleaning vehicles, I saw no other vehicles or passengers. Presumably, on Christmas Day, everyone focused on the Christmas activities in the main park, and basically did not come to the forest to visit dinosaurs. of.

Bourne doesn't like to stay in crowded places, Eudora doesn't care, Petunia and Peter want to go to the celebration... But early in the morning, Sheldon, who appeared in front of everyone, was condescending and triumphant Announce to everyone:

"It took me three hours to prepare the courseware about velociraptors. In view of the poor understanding of dinosaurs by the previous lady tour guide, I believe you will be deeply impressed by the introduction of velociraptors taught by me. ——youarewele!"

The implication is that he is ready to give a very detailed explanation and introduction of Velociraptor information for everyone.

Penny Peter: "..."

Under Sheldon's unreasonable request, Penny and Peter had no choice but to follow the crowd and rushed to the Velociraptor Hall together.

They arrived at 09:30 in the morning, and the interior of the Velociraptor Pavilion was still 15 minutes away from the official opening, so everyone first opened the gate of the Velociraptor Pavilion with Betty's tour guide card, walked into the hall at the entrance of the venue and sat down. Waiting for the staff in the Velociraptor Hall to go to work.

The venue of the Velociraptor is composed of two metal cylinders with different heights, which are divided into two parts: the inside and the outside. The outer ring is a museum-like existence, which contains many Velociraptor skeletons and archaeological materials, layer by layer. The stairs wind into a whirlpool for tourists to line up and rest.

The end of the vortex is the door to enter the inner ring. Tourists usually line up on the spiral staircase of the outer ring, then walk into the inner ring, walk up the stairs of the inner ring, and visit the real Velociraptor from the high wall. .

Because it was Christmas, the entire Velociraptor Pavilion was empty, and a salesman who sold popcorn and snacks at the door was dozing off behind the counter.

A group of people skipped the hall directly, stepped on the stairs of the visiting corridor, and walked towards the door entering the inner ring venue.

Sheldon can talk to the bear kid and Cooper started right away.

He coughed lightly, walked to the front very naturally, pushed Bourne away, took out a small wooden root from nowhere, and knocked on the wall:

"According to the experience of the past five years, generally speaking, the tour guides of the tour group will start at the position where I stand, explaining the Velociraptor-of course, because the courses I teach are more detailed than those of the tour guides, so I suggest Go up the stairs and pretend we're in a dead line."

Eudora: ...

Eudora and Peter, who are both freshmen, stared at Sheldon in horror at the same time. For a moment, they had a very sad premonition that this long vortex road might never end.

In front of everyone, because of Penny's comforting words, Sheldon believed it to be true... started to give lectures to everyone very rigorously!

He completely ignored the same ghost expression on everyone's face, and began to explain the Velociraptor seriously.

From the classification of the velociraptor to the history and location of the discovery of the velociraptor, and from the morphological characteristics of the velociraptor to its classification controversy, from time to time he refuted the information on the velociraptor hanging on the wall of the corridor, and explained a tour guide alive It became a paleontology teaching site.

Eudora Peter: "..."

They began to doubt life from the bottom of their hearts: why is it already Christmas holiday, they are in the happiest Jurassic world, and they still have to be taught paleontology by a physicist in the same group? ?

Let us hard-working students have a good time, can't we? ?

And forget it for Peter, he just felt the magic sound piercing through his head...

But Eudora and Penny, while enduring Sheldon's tedious and detailed babbling, also endured Howard's verbal harassment.

Sheldon, nonchalantly: "... Velociraptors belong to theropod suborder. Most of this kind of dinosaurs are carnivorous dinosaurs, with long beaks and serrated teeth on the front and rear edges. Adult Velociraptors have 28 Teeth, that is to say, if a real velociraptor stands in front of Leonard, it can bite off Leonard's right arm with just two bites, and crush Leonard's arm joints in three seconds. go down."

Leonard: "..."

Howard said affectionately: "Of course, Eudora, you don't have to be afraid at all - the most calm and reliable dragon slayer knight is standing here (speaking and making a movement of putting his arm on his chest), I don't mind I stand in front of you on the top of the inner ring wall, and I don't mind your screams of fear at all."

Eudora: "..."

Sheldon continued to explain: "The Velociraptor is a medium-sized dinosaur. The average adult Velociraptor is only more than two meters tall. It is not outstanding among dinosaurs, but it is enough to trample Leonard to death with one paw."

Howard continued to confess affectionately: "...Of course that is only limited to Leonard, you know, Eudora, even though my height is slightly different from that of an adult velociraptor, I have the will to protect you." Powerful mind, the height of this mind is higher than that of an adult Brachiosaurus."

Sheldon continued to mock: "According to the analysis of the fossil bones of the Velociraptor's foot, most archaeologists believe that the Velociraptor was extremely good at running and full of explosive power. Got caught by the Velociraptor at .39 meters."

Howard continued to flirt with his sister: "My beautiful princess, if it is true that we are really hunted down by the velociraptor, please allow me to pick you up and run. When I was in college, I was the most famous track and field athlete in the school. I have won several sprint competitions. champion."

A chattering Sheldon on the left and a chattering Howard on the right.

Eudora in the middle: "..."

Haggard jg.

Enduring the torment of these two people, Eudora turned her head and asked Petunia seriously:

"Can I really not do it?"

Penny with a numb face: "..."

To be honest, if she could kick Sheldon and Howard into the velociraptor's lair without anyone noticing, she might actually do it...

More than 20 long minutes passed, and with Sheldon deliberately slowing down the pace, a group of people who consciously passed the time like years finally arrived at the entrance of the inner hall.

Worse than the lobby of the outer hall, there is no waiter here, and it is empty.

Generally speaking, there are staff guarding the entrance of the inner hall, and there are also mechanical poles blocking it, so that guests cannot go in directly.

But at this time, I don't know if it's because the Christmas staff are all in the main garden, or for some other reason. There are no staff guarding the entrance, and the mechanical support is also open.

Seeing that the opening time had already arrived, the staff at the entrance never showed up.

The group looked at each other, and the more experienced Leonard said suspiciously:

"Is it possible... because there are too few tourists to visit, so there is no one serving here, or the museum is closed?"

"Please, Leonard, if that's the case, how can there be a waiter selling popcorn in the outer hall?" Shelton frowned and retorted, "What's more, there is no closed sign like yesterday."

At Shelton's insistence, they went through the gate and walked directly into the inner hall, wanting to see if there were staff members in the inner hall and whether the hall was closed.

There is also a long indoor path in the inner hall, together with the external stairs, there are life-size models of Velociraptors on both sides of the path, and there are separate introductions of the four Velociraptors in the hall.

When seeing the individual introduction of the four velociraptors in the museum, Shelton took out the small wooden stick again. He coughed lightly. When everyone looked over, he deliberately walked towards the transparent glass wall with pictures and knocked on the wall. , said to everyone:

"As a rigorous academic, I would like to emphasize a very important issue here."

With that said, Sheldon turned his back to the glass wall and faced everyone, tapped the picture introduced by the Velociraptor with a small wooden stick, and said solemnly:

"All the materials I explained in a series just now come from the most authoritative paleontological papers at present, introducing the original conclusions discovered and analyzed by archaeologists."

"However, in fact, all the velociraptors in the Velociraptor Museum cannot fully represent the dinosaurs of the Cretaceous period-because the velociraptors in the museum were created by genetic biologists after recombining and merging the genes of some modern animals. These velociraptors are the velociraptors imagined by most people, not the real velociraptors I have explained, so when you observe the real velociraptors, the content I teach shall prevail.”

At this moment, Bourne, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke.

He interrupted Sheldon abruptly, and asked in a low voice: "...So, most of the dinosaurs in this park are artificially created by genetic biologists after fusing the genes of other animals. Dinosaurs, right?"

"It's a very standard answer. It seems that you haven't reached the point where there is no cure."

Sheldon didn't expect Bourne to ask a question, but this question did meet his teaching purpose, so he took the "teaching stick" and pointed at the pictures of the Velociraptor one by one:

"Like this velociraptor called 'Charlie', its skin is obviously greenish, which should be the gene of the green iguana; like this velociraptor called 'Blu', you can see a blue Colored horizontal stripes... According to my guess, it should be the gene of the blue-tailed skink or the Chinese skink..."

Audience: "........."

With Sheldon's further explanation, all the people standing in front of him, especially Penny and Leonard at the front, gradually froze their expressions and stiffened their movements.

... At this moment, the expressions on their faces are not the kind of helplessness and annoyance that usually appear, but an indescribable, somewhat unbelievable and weird look.

Following Sheldon's moving and explaining step by step, Petunia standing at the front finally couldn't bear it any longer. She stared at the glass wall behind Sheldon for a long time, tongue-tied, finally buzzing like a mosquito. He stammered:

"Xie, Sheldon...that, that golden, golden velociraptor..."

"what?"

He was interrupted by Petunia just halfway through Bruce's genetic analysis. Sheldon was a little unhappy. He put away the pointer and looked at Petunia with a frown:

"There are no golden velociraptors in Jurassic World, Penny. Although your expectations are high, there are really none here."

"No, no—"

The expressions of Penny and Leonard became more and more rigid. The two of them raised their hands together, pointed tremblingly behind Sheldon, and shouted stumbledly:

"Golden stripes! Deep black! That velociraptor!!"

Sheldon: "..."

He was even more unhappy when he saw the stunned and obviously stupefied looks of the group members in front of him, and he said in a rambling manner:

"As I said, there are no golden and dark black velociraptors here! Although I can understand your ideal of seeing golden dragons, it is clear that Henry Wu (the genetic biologist responsible for creating dinosaurs) is really poor , he spent 20 years, but he didn't make a golden dragon..."

"No! Sheldon! Look behind you!!"

Petunia almost collapsed, she pointed at Sheldon's back with a heartbroken and weak legs, and finally yelled.

The explanation was interrupted again, and Sheldon was really a little angry.

He pouted, turned around angrily, and looked at the glass wall: "As I said, there are no golden velociraptors here—"

In the middle of speaking, Shelton turned around and saw on the other side of the glass wall behind him, standing a black velociraptor with golden stripes.

...yes, the Velociraptor.

Gold-striped jet-black velociraptor.

A living, untethered velociraptor.

At this moment, the dark black beast was standing curiously behind Sheldon, looking at Sheldon quietly through the glass with those emotionless orange eyes.

Then, it slowly opened its mouth, revealing its sharp fangs—as Sheldon introduced before, each fang has serrations of different depths at the front and back.

Sheldon: "……………………"

A short and piercing scream resounded directly through the entire aisle——Eudora never thought in her life that there are boys who can scream so badly!

Then the genius physicist rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, unconscious.

It also happened to be the moment when Sheldon fell to the ground. The dark black velociraptor standing behind him also slammed into the transparent glass wall at an extremely fast speed. The grounded Sheldon rushed over!

"Do not--!"

There was the sound of shattering glass, and after witnessing this terrifying scene, Petunia screamed in horror.

Seeing that Sheldon was about to be swallowed into his stomach as he described before, at the very moment, Bourne and Peter, who were standing behind everyone, moved at the same time!

Peter pulled Aunt May to the back, Bourne grabbed a bench at the side, and the two of them passed the crowd calmly at the same time, stopping the velociraptor left and right.

Bourne blocked the velociraptor's mouth with a bench, and Peter punched it with his fists clenched. The two cooperated in perfect harmony and sent the velociraptor flying out.

At the same time, Eudora, who didn't know when she ran to the corner, rushed over with a fire extinguisher on her shoulders. She turned on the switch of the fire extinguisher and began to spray ammonium dihydrogen phosphate into the eyes of the hapless velociraptor.

Caught off guard, this unlucky velociraptor first had a tooth broken by a wooden stool, then was punched by Peter's miraculous punch so that the entire beak was crooked, and finally, it was sprayed with dry powder from the fire extinguisher. Eyes, it rolled to the ground, screaming angrily and excitedly.

The sound quickly spread throughout the inner hall.

"Run!"

Eudora smashed the fire extinguisher onto the velociraptor's head, then pulled Petunia up with one hand and Aunt May with the other, and hurriedly shouted, "Why are you standing still, it's calling for its companions!"

As she spoke, she turned to Howard and Leonard, who were completely unresponsive, and shouted:

"Which one of you picked Sheldon up and ran? Or woke him up? Did he faint from fright, or what he said was a normal stress reaction?"

"Obviously... fainted from fright."

At such an urgent juncture, Leonard seemed to be petrified. He answered subconsciously stupidly, then glanced at Sheldon who fell on the ground, and said dryly:

"...Look, he not only passed out, but also peed all over himself."

Eudora: "..."

The two men who really faced the Velociraptor and beat the Velociraptor to the ground also glanced at Sheldon who fell on the ground. After noticing the suspicious water marks on the pants of this genius physicist, no matter what Whether it's Peter or Bourne, it's all "...".

——I was really scared to pee!