Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Just as Eudora guessed in her heart, this hide-and-seek game is a hundred times more thrilling and exciting than all the New Year's Eve celebrations in previous years, and the final winners are Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

These two women's superstars were extremely smart, and were very lucky to find their number plates in the first place, and then began to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight. With the strength of the two of them, no one would dare to grab their number plates.

Therefore, even after that, Eudora and Tim began to switch to the "number of betrayals" to determine the target, and they both lived to the end because they had no betrayal record, and tied for the championship.

After the game was over, the lights in the entire release area were turned back on. Halle and Pamela stood on the wooden platform to accept the awards from Eudora and Barlow. It was quiet below, and there was no one alive, and even the prison guards escaped far away. of.

...Because everyone except these two women was beaten so hard by the proud stalker version of Eudora that they couldn't get out of bed, and they all passed out in the medical room.

It is worth mentioning that the killer crocodile hiding in the kitchen insisted on playing the bat light for more than an hour-but he never ushered in the long-awaited Batman. Instead, he was found by Eudora and beat him up again After a meal.

The scene was simply appalling.

Even Tim, who is in the monitoring room, can hear the heart-piercing and helpless roar of the killer crocodile:

"Batman! Batman, what the hell are you doing! I'm about to be beaten to death by a summoner! Batman, you can't treat us like this! I held up the bat lamp for an hour! An hour! I'm fucking %#!￥ #%￥*... (omit some profanities)"

Tim: ...

He put his hand on his mouth, covering the corners of his mouth, and really began to think seriously about whether to record this passage and send it to Bruce on vacation.

After a night of running around, the little girl, who was tired all night, curled up on the big sofa in the monitoring room with her coat on her head and slept soundly, with two lion ears on her head. Tim was full of energy and turned on the heating in the monitoring room to the maximum. Standing by Yudora's side, tapping the keyboard lightly.

After sorting out the videos of the entire New Year's Eve celebration and stuffing them into the database of the Batcave, Tim turned on the screen camera, put on his headphones, and made a video report with his companions in different districts of Gotham City.

Countless small screens popped up on the computer screen in an instant, and the faces of several young people from the Bat-Family, Barbara, and several girls from Titan appeared at the same time. If Tim was not wearing headphones, it is estimated that these simultaneous bursts of noise would have It would wake up Eudora all at once.

"It seems that everything is going well in Arkham?"

Noticing that Tim was also connected, Dick's expression instantly relaxed.

Tim, who was inconvenient to speak, wrote a reply of "mission went well" at the bottom of the screen.

"Hey, why don't you talk?"

Jason, who was still holding a grudge against the guy who pulled Eudora away, glanced at Tim, very displeased, "Also, where is that girl Eudora?"

Tim. Revenge. Drake narrowed his eyes and raised his brows, and chatted with Jason privately at the bottom of the screen: [...Sorry, she's still sleeping, and I don't want to wake her up. 】

This reply is exactly the same as what Jason said a long time ago when he pitted Tim.

Jason:  …

He squeezed the soda can in his hand expressionlessly.

After confirming that all the blocks in Gotham City were safe and normal, Barbara, who was in charge of intelligence collection, began to notify the person in charge of the block about the possible movements of various gangs in the next few days and other information.

For example, Jason must pay attention to Black Mask, Starfire must pay attention to Firefly, and Dick must pay attention to the Falcone family. Prepare.

In addition, because it has been more than two months since the high-risk joker made trouble last time, according to the frequency of his previous troubles, he is very likely to make trouble again this month.

"...But it's not very likely. After all, joker hates making trouble in this kind of blizzard weather, because there are not enough 'audiences' to support his performance during blizzard days."

Barbara analyzed seriously, showing a sarcastic and flat smile.

After a few years, Batgirl, who had already left the huge psychological shadow of the clown, was able to talk about this person without any pressure, but the information she said still caused a moment of silence from everyone.

At least Jason had completely sunk his face at this moment. Under the red hood, he showed a slightly sarcastic sneer just like Barbara.

After sorting out all the information, Barbara raised her head, changed the subject as if she was feeling heavy before sorting out, and looked at Tim teasingly:

"...The last piece of information, last night I noticed an hour-long bat light above the Arkham Asylum, Drake, do you have anything to say?"

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

When Barbara asked this question with a smile, the young superheroes who had been busy in their respective areas last night were blown up one after another.

Jason almost spit out a mouthful of Coke, Dick almost fell off the roof, Rachel accidentally knocked over the plate in her hand, Donna crushed the glass in her hand...

Everyone's expressions were distorted for a moment, and Qi Qi showed a magical expression as if he saw "Batman doing a lap dance".

Arkham... shot the bat light? ?Meow meow meow? ?

Wait, are we going to call Batman back?Is this the end of the world? ?

"I'll send you the reason."

Tim didn't bother to answer. He directly sent the videos that he had sorted out and sent to the Batcave database to everyone, and then he planned to hang up the phone.

"Hey! Wait!"

Damian, who has been paying attention to Tim's side, saw Yudora sleeping next to Tim with sharp eyes for the first time. He grabbed the camera and said in surprise:

"...Drake, isn't the mermaid sitting next to you? Why did she suddenly have a pair of lion ears?"

"……It's none of your business."

"...What is your mermaid?"

The voices of Tim and Jason sounded at the same time, the former was extremely indifferent, while the latter was unceremonious.

"So, it's not just mermaids?"

Damian didn't pay attention at all...or in other words, he didn't intend to pay attention to the questioning of the two brothers at all. Instead, he pondered for a while calmly, then he clapped his fists and looked serious:

"Alright, anyway, the name Bat Lion sounds easier than Bat Fish."

Tim: "...Then you really think too much."

Jason: "Wait? What do you mean, little bat?"

Almost as soon as Damian finished speaking, the two men spoke in unison again in a very tacit understanding.

Barbara, Xinghuo, Donna and others who were planning to hang up the video instantly widened their eyes. They didn't hang up the phone, but watched the three men of the Bat family tearing up the scene with amazement, and started to talk with great interest. eat melon.

After Damian revealed his ambition to keep the lion cub, Eudora, at the door of his house, Jason's heart was on fire, and he sneered at Damian:

"Do you think you are still in the Arabian Peninsula? This is Gotham!"

Boy, you are no longer in the League of Assassins!Your mother is not here, let's see if your father is willing to let you keep a living person in captivity?

"What does it matter to you?"

Damian was also unceremonious to Jason, and said with a kind of innocence and cruelty unique to children: "She is a mermaid from Gotham, and she is not Drake's girlfriend now, so I can do whatever I want." Sample."

Jason & Dick: ? ? ?

Wait, when did Dora become Tim's (former) girlfriend again? ?

Tim: ...

Shut up the fuck you! !

"...Oh? So Dora is Drake's girlfriend?"

At this moment, Barbara, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, smiled at Dick, "...Yeyi, did you do this to me on purpose at that time? You took the innocent Dora and dangled in front of me, did you think about Dora? How will you face me afterwards?"

Jason & Tim: ? ? ?

What the hell?Doggy Grayson is starting again? ?

Dick: ...

Barbara please let me go orz...

Under Damian's unconscious provocation and Barbara's embellishment, the scene became more than ten times chaotic.

Although the inside of Titan and the superhero circle are a model of "really chaotic in your circle", seeing the interesting scenes of the three Robins questioning each other still makes Donna and Rachel, who eat melons, very happy.

In the end, it was Eudora who broke the chaos.

Because Tim had been talking softly, and the voice gradually became louder, the little girl who had been sleeping deeply was finally woken up. She yawned big, got up from the sofa, and rubbed her eyes softly. to ask:

"...What's wrong? Is there any other task that I need to complete?"

On the other side of the screen, whether it was Dick Jason who was questioning and defending each other, or Donna Rachel who was eating melons, they could clearly see a small head popping out from Tim's side.

Fair and tender red face, slack eyes, drooling at the corners of the mouth, disheveled hair, round ears drooping, bangs standing up to reveal a few dull hairs... Eudora just woke up with such a dignified appearance , suddenly appeared on the screen.

She leaned on Tim's shoulder and waved to everyone in the video. The lion's ears moved. Although she looked stupid, she was very cute.

——Looking at the obedient appearance of the little girl, anyone who hasn't watched the video will never guess how the girl chased and killed the group of Arkham prisoners last night in the identity of the proud stalker of.

Before Dick and Jason could talk to Eudora, and before they even had time to meet their eyes, Tim quickly flipped the switch and closed the screen with a snap.

"...Sorry, slippery."

A black-haired young man with dead fish eyes said calmly.

The ignorant Eudora: ...?

The two brothers who were hung up: ...

...Tibao (Drake) you wait for me (Lao Tzu)! !

After sleeping for five hours, Eudora simply wiped her face with mineral water, tied her hair back up, put on a mask, and walked out of the monitoring room to find Pamela and Halle to honor the celebration gifts.

According to what was said at the beginning, the final winner of the celebration will be given a day's free time to use the wind release area.

In other words, during this day, the entire underground floor of Arkham belongs to Harry and Pamela. As long as it is within the scope of the release area, these two girls can do whatever they want .

...Of course, no one would rob them, because except for the two of them, all the prisoners were beaten by Eudora.

And just because yesterday's release area happened to be where the game started, everyone had a strong shadow of the release area in their hearts, and they refused to come here anyway.

Even so, in view of the special identities and abilities of the two girls, Eudora and Tim still have to follow them to prevent them from escaping from prison at any time and prevent them from making various small moves.

In this regard, Harry and Pamela can only say that they think too much.

Because the two of them have no idea of ​​escaping from prison at all.

"Why should I escape by myself? If I run out first, my dear Mr. J will call Arkham with his Legion of Destruction, how sad it will be!" by. Love Brain Harley.

"Little cutie, didn't I promise you before? As long as you are in Arkham, I will never escape from prison. You have to trust me a little more." by. Another love brain Pamela .

Facing these two dangerous women whose brains are more unclear than the other, Tim calmly dragged Udo to his back, personally escorted Pamela and Harley to the release area, and guarded the only entrance here , let them move freely.

"It was agreed before," Tim said hoarsely and coldly through the voice changer, "you can move freely here, don't make any wrong ideas, you won't want to know the fate of escaping."

"... We all explained it so clearly! Excuse me, do you not understand human speech?"

Pamela sneered at Robin a few times, and Harley stuck out her tongue at Tim in disgust. The two women yelled at Tim speechlessly, and turned to Tim very tacitly. A standard white eye.

Tim: "..."

He really can't stand these two women...

Unlike Tim who was guarding the door, Eudora followed Pamela and Harley closely. She stood three meters away from the two female villains and watched them quietly.

I don't know if it's because of Pamela's different attitude towards Eudora, or because Eudora has been relatively quiet from the beginning to the end. Halle's attitude towards the little girl is far less sharp than when he treated Robin before. It seems that it is also because of the previous That scary hide-and-seek game, but I have a slight affection for Eudora.

She took Pamela to the small theater in the library, and found a love movie that she had watched many times. She still remembered turning her head, patted the seat beside her, and greeted Eudora with a smile. road:

"Summoner, are you tired of standing? Would you like to sit down and watch a movie with us? This movie is my favorite movie!"

The corner of Yudora's mouth twitched, but she didn't refuse.

The little girl came over and sat in the last row of seats. Halle and Pamela were watching a movie in the front row, and she planned to stare at them in the back row.

As the movie opened, Eudora, who had been staring at Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn with all her attention, suddenly heard a very strange dialogue:

"Prince, the princess has been hanging on the moat for three days in the sun. May I ask you to continue?"

"Oh, she still refuses to admit her mistake?"

"The princess died the next day."

Eudora: ……… Meow Meow Meow? ?What the hell? ?

She suspected she had hallucinations.

She looked up with a dazed face, and noticed the title of the movie: "Reborn Back to Buckingham Palace".

At the beginning of the movie, a woman in a luxurious dress was tragically hanged at the gate of the city. A man who could tell he was British just by looking at the hairline hugged the woman in grief, crying like hell.

Immediately afterwards, the name and cast list of the movie emerged, and then the plot officially began.

The story happened in Buckingham Palace in the [-]th century. A fictitious prince married Cinderella, his true love. The vicious first spouse who had deceived him and was despised by the people of the whole country was ruthlessly driven away. On the wedding night of the prince and true love , the desperate original partner was reborn... It turns out that the original partner is the pure and kind heroine, and Cinderella, who claims to be the prince's true love, is the vicious female partner who framed the heroine. So she was reborn and came back for revenge.

In this way, a love story of ups and downs unfolded between the two women and a prince who knew nothing...

Yudora, who was forced to watch a bloody love movie here because she guarded the two: "..."

Pamela, who was forced to endure the killing intent here because she wanted to stay with Harley and Eudora: "..."

Where the hell did Harley Quinn find out about the SJB movie!

Under the extremely lethal lines of the movie, the two unexpectedly met each other's eyes, and both saw each other's loveless face.

Such an extremely bad movie, why can Harley Quinn still watch it with such relish? ? → Eudora.

Such a movie with a shitty plot, the first thing I did after I got out of prison was to kill the director and screenwriter! → Pamela.

The movie is still playing, the heroine, the heroine, the heroine and the heroine. These four people are still framing each other and torturing each other without thinking. Today, the heroine is sick and the hero took a kidney from the heroine for the heroine (don’t ask why ten Kidney replacement can be done in the ninth century, just ask it in vain), tomorrow the heroine was seriously injured in order to block the knife for the heroine and was confessed by the knight male partner (don’t ask why the knight would confess to the mistress beyond the rules, just ask true love)...

Countless episodes flew by that made Pamela and Eudora unable to vomit. The two people present could hardly bear to vomit, but Halle was very happy watching it.

Not only did she enjoy watching, but she also seemed to empathize with it.His eyes were fixed on the screen, his lips were pursed, his hands were clasped on his chest, and his face looked so moved that he was about to cry.

"do you know?"

While watching the movie, the male protagonist throws the female protagonist out to block the knife at a critical moment, Halle said with longing, "Seeing Princess Jenny and Prince Lando, I seem to have seen me and Mr. J in the [-]th century. Thinking about it this way, if Mr. J and I traveled to the nineteenth century, it must be another pair of Princess Jenny and Prince Lando, right?"

The Princess Jenny and Prince Lando she mentioned are the heroine and heroine in the movie.

"what?"

Pamela, who was about to cover her ears, was taken aback for a moment, looked at the plot played on the big screen, then looked at Harley, and asked in disbelief:

"...You mean, your relationship with the clown is like this idiot...Jenny and Lando?"

"Yes!"

Harley's eyes were wet, she was full of excitement, and she said softly with a girlish look, "Watching this movie is like seeing me and Mr. J in the past..."

"I don't want to hear this, I just want to know, is it possible that your Mr. J...is like this Lando, who blocked a bullet with you?" Pamela asked word by word.

"Yes!" Harry said very happily, "I remember before I came to Arkham, I voluntarily stayed to stop Batman for Mr. J! Because we are true love, so he knows, I blocked the bullet for him , blocking Batman will be very happy."

"What about the joker? He asked you to stay, and he just ran away?"

Pamela asked impatiently.

"I stayed, of course he can escape smoothly!" Harry blushed and said with a smile, "And Mr. J said that even if I was imprisoned in Arkham, he would come to rescue me as soon as possible !"

"..."

Poison Ivy was speechless, and even Udora, who was sitting behind, couldn't help but stare at Harley Quinn like a fool.

—Silly girl!Isn't it because the Joker is afraid that Batman will arrest him in Arkham, so he deliberately pulls you to block the gun?Just by seeing that scumbag running away without looking back, you know he doesn't love you at all! !

And what is said to get you out as soon as possible... Haven't you been in Arkham for a year and a half? !

"...you don't understand!"

Seeing the same shit-eating expressions on Pamela and Eudora's faces, Harley couldn't help but raise her voice, trying to win respect for the man she loves, "Mr. J and I are true love, our soul so it might be a little hard for you to understand."

She tries to illustrate:

"Every time Mr. J and I act, he will ask me to show my combat power first, to show my presence in front of Gotham's names, and let everyone know the name of Harley Quinn, and then he will not stop. Show up in a hurry."

Eudora: ...

Wait, is the scumbag, the clown, really planning to let you show your presence, instead of letting you take the lead in detecting safety, and then he will make his finale appearance to attract everyone's attention? ?

"Mr. J, in order to make me as strong as possible and to walk side by side with him in the future, in his daily life, he often tests me with various new weapons, and often throws acid bombs in front of me (which can The kind that instantly corrodes a person), let me keep vigilant all the time, and deal with the enemies better..."

Eudora: ...

Are you sure this scumbag didn't want to wait for an opportunity to kill you? ?Are you really really sure? ?

Not noticing the increasingly ugly expressions on the faces of Eudora and Pamela, Halle was completely immersed in her love world. She covered her flushed cheeks and showed her affection to her friend with a smile:

"Although I'm not qualified to join his Destroyer Legion yet, and I don't have the authority to invite Mr. J to carry out criminal activities with me, but I know that Mr. J did this to protect me!"

"Although Mr. J hasn't come to Arkham to rescue me after a year and a half, I can guess that Mr. J must have been stumbled by Batman-**Batman, so I will stay here obediently and wait for him Come save me!"

"Although Mr. J often misses appointments, often loses his temper with me, and often throws away the delicacies I carefully prepared for him...but I know that it is because he loves me, and he can only vent his temper in front of me. clear……"

"Sorry to disturb you."

Hearing the clown's series of unappetizing scumbag operations from Harley's mouth, Pamela couldn't bear it, and finally raised her hand to cover Harley's chattering mouth, and said coldly, "...after listening, I'm sorry , on the contrary, I am more and more sure of my previous guess, that is, the clown doesn't love you at all."

"It's impossible! He obviously proposed to me before!"

Harry quickly retorted, "He proposed to me under the moonlight! He even put a diamond ring on my finger..."

"What about the diamond ring? Where is the diamond ring that the clown gave you now?"

"That ring is on my hand, look!"

Harry quickly raised his hand, raised his fingers, and showed it to Eudora and Pamela.

Eudora took a closer look, only to notice that Harley Quinn was wearing a metal pull ring on her white and flawless hand.

Yes, a metal tab, the kind of safety tab you ripped off a grenade.

"……………………"

In the silence, Eudora closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and asked Harry softly:

"Excuse me, do you know that there is a kind of mind control in this world called PUA?"

"Please, I was a psychiatrist before!" Harley said to Eudora angrily.

"...Actually, I think the clown might treat you like PUA..."

Eudora tried to reason with Harry, but was interrupted mercilessly by the latter:

"I don't want you to think I want me to think! Mr. J and I are true love that dissolves in the soul. Of course you girls who have never been in love will not understand!"

"...Although I have never been in love, I just know it."

Eudora was also angry. If she was only bored when looking at Harley Quinn before, then when she looked at her now, she only felt that Harley Quinn was just a sad woman living in the shadow of the clown.

For a moment, Harley Quinn's face seemed to overlap with Lucy, who was always looking for scumbags and never repented. This made Eudora even more angry:

"It's PUA! He just doesn't love you!"

"You're talking nonsense! Why doesn't Mr. J love me? I've given so many examples!"

"It's because you gave so many examples that you can be sure that he doesn't love you!"

For a moment, the two women didn't even watch the movie, and stood up directly, arguing with each other.

When Tim received the urgent news and rushed into the movie room, Eudora and Pamela actually joined forces and started a heated debate with Harley on the question of "Is the clown a PUA scumbag?"

Tim who listened to PUA: ? ? ?

"Sorry to disturb you."

The situation was urgent, he twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly came over to interrupt the dispute between the ladies, directly grabbed Yudora, and whispered as he walked out:

"Bad news...Joker shows up and he's causing trouble on the Upper East Side."

- just in time!

Hearing this news, Yudora, who was furious, was not afraid at all. She turned her head to look at Harry, who was still angry, and shouted angrily:

"...you wait! I'll go find your Mr. J right now and prove that he is a PUA scumbag!"

I'm going to get him back now! !