Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

The building where Eudora's home is located belongs to the design of one staircase and two households. Her home and Byrne's home stand opposite each other, and the corridor is shallow and narrow.

Therefore, when the two Jasons were fighting, no one came out to stop the two young men who were getting better and better, not even a call to the police.

Outside the elevator door, the entire corridor was in a mess.

Numerous cracks appeared on the floor and walls, the fire cabinet was uneven, glass shards and mud were all over the floor, mixed with traces of ammunition from time to time, it looked like a scene of a firefight.

Eudora stood at the elevator entrance in a daze. At her feet, the two culprits were lying on the ground, unconscious.

...The two men rushed over to grab her too hard just now, they were automatically judged as an attack by the armor of thorns on Udora's body, and then turned on the anti-injury mode, and they fell face down on the ground.

"..."

She covered her forehead with a headache, and asked the system gloomily, "It's okay for Bourne, the hero brother is obviously bound by me as an ally, so will he be retaliated? What's more, the reflex effect of this equipment seems to be far away. Is it stronger than the one in the equipment introduction?"

According to the setting of the game system, after being bound by Udora as a friendly army, they cannot harm each other. Udora's damage skills do not work on friendly troops, but in the same way, friendly troops cannot harm Udora. .

Fist No. 1 is very calm: "That's right, this is a bug. It should be that the damage ratio of the counter-injury is set wrong, and the friendly aura is also ignored."

Throwing down such a sentence lightly, Fist No. 1 immediately began to play dead again.

Eudora: "..."

Congratulations, I finally detected the first game bug through my monitoring—but now you tell me what to do with these two big men who passed out?kindness? ?

Let's not talk about how she carried these two men home, nor how she woke them up... The point is how to explain this damn armor of thorns bug when they wake up!

Udora trembled, and vividly appeared in her mind the picture of the brother of the friendly army beating herself and Bourne violently after waking up.

Neither the police nor an ambulance can be called.After thinking about it for a moment, she carefully kicked the broken glass and earth scum on the ground to the side, then hugged Brother Youjun's waist with difficulty, and carefully dragged him, preparing to take him to her apartment.

——It’s really not that Udora favors one person over another, but that the brother of the friendly army is still wearing a red hood at the moment, and the longer he is exposed in the corridor, the more dangerous he becomes.

Just a few steps away, Udora was gasping for breath... Big Brother Youjun is really heavy, the tonnage is at least two hundred pounds, right?

Finally, when she reached the door of the house, she looked up at her home from exhaustion, and trembled with anger again.

I thought that the gate of her house was enough to die in peace, but when Yudora looked through the open gate, she found that her small family was worse than the gate!

Inexplicably exploded the kitchen water pipe that is still spraying tap water, the walls full of bullet marks and knife marks, the collapsed and deformed shoe cabinets, the curtains that were rotten into rags, the sofa that was split in two...and the floor soaked in water and full of people. The glass slag and sawdust on the ground turned her cozy little home into a garbage dump in an instant.

Eudora: "..."

With a blank expression on her face, she directly pulled the legs of the two bastards lying outside, and dragged them rudely to Bourne's house.

Bourne's house was intact, and when Udora dragged the two big men to his house, the system that had been pretending to be dead for a long time popped up again: [I just reported the problem about the BUG of Thorn Armor to the company, and it really is The damage ratio of the counterattack was wrongly set. Originally, the strength of the counterattack should be [-]% of the opponent's damage, but now it is ten times the opponent's damage.But don't worry, it's fixed now. 】

"........."

Udora rested her chin with her hand, her face was pained, and she began to cosplay the thinker.

So here comes the question, with ten times the magical anti-injury, the arms of these two guys may be directly fractured, can they wake up tomorrow?

Although it was said that the two of them got into an inexplicable fight that led to the end of their family, but in the end...it was all the fault of the Thorn Armor, so no matter what she said, she was the main person responsible.

After thinking for a while, she opened the hero store in the system.

For the sake of these two comatose (broken his own home) men, stingy like Eudora, actually gritted his teeth, with a dark face, took out 500 game gold coins, and tremblingly bought a healing type in the hero store. hero.

--Super Plus enjoy!Happy to hear!Congratulations to the stingy host for finally making money!

Fist No. 1 immediately sprinkled countless small flowers on the UI interface.

The hero [Son of the Stars] is a healing auxiliary hero purchased by Udora in consideration of the hero's ability, the current situation... and the price of the hero.

This hero has the power of stars, can summon meteors and create astral barriers, more importantly, she can use the power of stars to heal allies. Compared with other heroes, the healing amount of this hero is better than other healing support It is much higher.

In addition, the son of the stars is also the only hero who can heal ordinary people who are not allies, which happens to be convenient for Eudora to heal Bourne. (except enemy troops)

Of course, Udora's choice of this hero has nothing to do with the above reasons, mainly because the son of the stars is relatively cheap, as long as 500 game gold coins, and the rest of the healing support is basically more than 3000.

Fist No. 1: [………]

It's really too sweet to think that you can finally buy heroes with krypton gold.

Loading the Star Child, a long crescent-colored horn grew on Eudora's forehead instantly, which was a bit similar to a unicorn's horn.A slender scepter also appeared out of thin air in her hand. It was not very heavy, and it was unclear what material it was made of. The top of the scepter was a metal crescent moon.

She picked up the scepter and treated Bourne first without thinking.

A wonderful streamer like starlight flowed out from the crescent moon at the top of the scepter, and countless shining golden powder gathered together, like flowing water, gently enveloped Bourne.

In an instant, before even Udora could react, the burst of holy light that symbolized the power of healing had already healed the fracture on Bourne's arm.

Not only that, but by the way, he also solved the problem of cramps all over the body for Bourne, and provided an immediate wake-up service.

Bourne woke up instantly.

He opened his eyes, and at a glance, he saw Eudora holding a strange scepter and glowing all over her body.

Eudora: ...

Byrne: ...

Just when Yudora was about to raise Erkang's hand and say "you listen to me to explain" to Bourne, the man's target changed, and he looked at the friendly brother who fell beside him again, with a flash of light in his eyes , full of murderous intent.

Her cold sweat broke out immediately, and she threw herself on Bourne almost subconsciously: "Calm down! Maybe there is some misunderstanding that this red hood is my friend!"

Haoxuan was not pierced by the corner of Yudora's forehead, and Bourne caught the little girl with his backhand, with a rare look of anger on his clean and indifferent face.

"So..." He stared into Yudora's eyes, and said softly and word by word, "You have only known him for two days, and you regard him as your friend?"

Eudora: "...??"

She subconsciously froze for a second, and immediately realized: "Wait, no, how do you know that I have known him for just two days?"

"..."

This time it was Bourne's turn to be silent.

The two looked at each other face to face for three seconds, and tacitly decided to ignore this topic of killing each other by killing one thousand and self-defeating eight hundred.

Udora looked embarrassed, and said stumblingly: "...In short, this red hood is not a bad person, and I can absolutely guarantee that he will not hurt me."

I can't guarantee anything else. She still trusts the system's rogue rule that it must never harm friendly troops.

Bourne folded his arms around his chest, and then his eyes fell on the horns on Yudora's forehead and the scepter in his hand, and the meaning of wanting Yudora to explain was very obvious.

Eudora: "..."

Do not ask!Ask the mutants who just awakened their abilities!

With Byrne's unignorable gaze on her, she really did say that.

She bit the bullet and explained that the hero ability she loaded was that she had just awakened a certain mutant ability two days ago, and she didn't want to test this unpredictable mutant ability, so she found the man lying on the carpet to help .

During the conversation with Bourne, Yudora also vaguely noticed the main reason for the fight between the two.

Bourne should have discovered that the brother of the friendly army suddenly appeared in his home, but she was not at home, so he mistook the big brother of the friendly army as a thief and villain who sneaked in secretly, and had a conflict with the big brother of the friendly army.

To be honest, if it wasn't for the hero icon on the head of the friendly brother, Yudora would also think that this person is not a good person.

As for why the friendly army brother suddenly came to his home...

Could it be that I didn't go out to look for him tonight, so he came here now... Hehe, no way?

In any case, the cause of this conflict is ultimately because of oneself.

Eudora sighed.

Now, she is really not easy to speak, and asked Bourne and Brother Allied Army to pay for her house. (...

After clarifying with Bourne, Yudora used the healing skill "Star Infusion" of the Sons of the Stars on the friendly brother again in front of Bourne, which made the friendly brother wake up quickly.

Exactly the same as Bourne's reaction, this fierce man wearing a red hood woke up suddenly, first raised his hand to press his hood, and then noticed Eudora with horns on his forehead - based on the experience of the previous two days , He was not too shocked, and finally he cast his eyes on Bourne who was standing still, his eyes flashed with murderous aura.

Udora had been prepared for a long time, and immediately planned to rush over to stop the friendly brother to calm him down. Unexpectedly, Bourne took the first step to grab her by the collar and gently pulled her back.

However, from the point of view of the man in the red hood, it looks like Bourne is pulling Eudora into his arms and threatening him.

The fierce man in the red hood seemed to sneer, jumped up from the sofa, squeezed his fingers into a "gada gada", and sneered hoarsely: "You want to use this girl as a shield? I don't think you are?" Beaten by the tauren."

Eudora: "..."

I think you are the one who has never been beaten by a fairy witch? !

Finally, I explained clearly with Brother Youjun that it was already twelve o'clock in the evening.

After finally discovering that they had misunderstood each other, the atmosphere was very awkward. The two men sat on both sides of the spacious sofa, neither looking at the other nor speaking.

In the end, it was Bourne who broke the silence and took the lead in extending a hand of friendship to the opponent who had beaten you to death before: "Jason Bourne, I apologize for the previous misunderstanding."

"..."

A certain man named Jason's complexion became more and more unsightly.

Reluctantly stretched out his hand, and quickly shook hands with Bourne, Jason Todd said coldly: "Red Hood, I'm also sorry for beating you before."

Although it was an apology, the tone of the speech did not feel half apologetic at all.

Yudora, who was making coffee, raised her head in surprise: "What... are you really called Red Hood?"

Someone really came up with such a careless code name?

Jason said impatiently, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Is it possible that I have to say that my name is Jason again in front of this guy?

Bourne: "???"

What the hell?Dora, you speak so familiarly that you don't even know what the other party's code name is? ?

Udora took a deep breath, said nothing, put the coffee in front of the two, and said sincerely: "First of all, I want to say sorry to you, I am helping my friend move during the day, so I am not at home, I am not here I think you have misunderstood."

Jason swallowed a sip of hot coffee with an uneasy expression, his emotions were very complicated.

He was so worried, that the dead girl actually went to help others move? ?

He couldn't say anything to Udorado in front of this guy named Jason Bourne, so he drank coffee in silence.

Bourne probably had the same idea as Jason, so he also drank coffee in silence.

After the two of them finished drinking half a cup of coffee, Yudora clapped her hands and said with a smile:

"Okay, I have already admitted my mistake to you and sincerely apologized, and I have cured you by the way... Now, should you tell me something?"

Two Jasons at the same time: "...?"

Eudora's smile became a little dangerous for no reason, and she took out two brooms from behind as if conjuring, and asked sweetly: "You two fought in my house and broke all the furniture in my house, is it true? How do you clean up after thinking about me?"

Two Jasons: "..."

At one o'clock in the morning, Eudora's house was brightly lit.

A beautiful girl with long brown hair and amber eyes smiled and sat on the only dining table in the house that was still intact, holding a calculator in her hand, beating and calculating losses like a slave owner.

Under her inexplicable deterrence, the two male slaves kept silent, bowed their heads and worked obediently.

The kitchen water pipes were repaired, the water on the floor was wiped off in time, the glass shards on the floor were cleaned up, the curtains were hung up, the wires were installed back, the broken furniture was repaired, and the broken doors were all removed...

The top agent Jason Bourne, known as the most difficult to capture in the world, gave the CIA a headache and took out a needle and thread to sew on the curtains. The toilet leads to the sewer.

The whole house was messy and silent, but the sound of Eudora frantically knocking on the calculator to settle accounts was very clear.

Annoyed to death by the sound of the calculator's keys, Jason finished draining the sewer angrily. Just as he wanted to be angry and quit the table with Yudora, the information about Yudora suddenly crossed his mind.

According to the information, this house is the only thing left to her by her irresponsible mother.

...but now it looks like this in tatters.

"..."

Jason, who wanted to get angry, turned back without saying a word, took out the mop and started mopping the floor.

Although the two big men are very attentive in repairing and cleaning, most of the furniture in the house can no longer be used normally, the walls are full of damage, and the floor needs to be completely refurbished because it has been soaked in water for a long time .

In short, Eudora's home is in need of a complete renovation, which means it will be uninhabitable for a long time, and it will cost a fortune.

Yudora couldn't restrain her emotions anymore, and looked at the two big men with resentful eyes.

Swept away by her death gaze, Jason felt guilty for no reason. His throat tickled, he coughed twice, and then said coldly:

"What do you think I'm doing? Am I the kind of irresponsible person who doesn't care about killing? Don't worry about the decoration company. I will find someone to help you renovate the house. As for your residence during this period... "

Jason thought about it, and felt that his safe house was enough for another Eudora, and he didn't object to sharing the same living space with this girl, so he cleared his throat again, and said softly,

"Thank me, you can tell me—"

"You can stay at my house first, Dora." Byrne interrupted Jason first, and said gently and apologetically.

"Of course." Yudora agreed directly without any hesitation.

The neighbors who have been neighbors for many years have a tacit understanding, and the two look at each other and smile.

Jason Todd: "..."

He crunched the mop stick in his hand.

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