Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Tony improvised a special keypad for birds, and hung this bracelet-like thing on a paw, so that Eudora could express herself by typing.

The little girl immediately came alive and clacked and explained to everyone:

At present, she will maintain this state for another four or five days, and when she turns into an adult again, her weight will completely return to normal.

After a long silence, Strange, who was frowning, finally couldn't help asking everyone's thoughts:

"Is...was there too much frost magic power for you when you hatched the eggs?"

In other words... Eudora, did you eat too much when you were in Egg Dora's state?

Eudora: ...

She didn't dare to look at the sharp Supreme Mage with a guilty conscience, her eyes were wandering and she lost her soul on the star Anteverse, and she honestly explained what happened to the pioneer.

The snow-white glutinous rice dumpling is extremely cute, but the words that come out are extremely bloody:

"——Those guys' ambitions don't change, I'll eat them all!"

"…………"

Silence, is today's San Francisco stronghold.

A snow-white, soft lump of glutinous rice, with feathers blown up all over it, it is only the size of a man's entire palm, with beady eyes, and its cry is chirp chirp chirp.

However, is such a fat dumpling the one who brutally ate up the entire Anteverse star, causing Diana and Hal to completely rush to nothing? ? ?

Superheroes: Simply put, it shocked my whole family.

The corners of Bruce's mouth twitched rapidly. He covered his aching hand and silently sent a message to Diana and the others.

But Clark's face changed immediately, he raised his arms high, put Dora Chiu in front of his eyes, and asked word by word:

"Did you eat all those monsters?"

"Chirp..."

Facing Clark's rarely serious face, and seeing Clark's deep eyes for the first time, Eudora flinched a little, looking more like a dumpling.

She answered honestly, subconsciously wanting to see Batman.

...What should I do, Mr. Wayne, she, she seems to have angered Superman?

"Hey... Superman."

For such a group of intruders, eat as soon as you eat, why are you so strict with the little girl?

Tony, who couldn't see it anymore, was the first to stop it. If he hadn't really been unable to handle Dora Chiu, he probably would have grabbed it by now.

Bruce also glanced at Clark calmly, showing disapproval.

Before his teammates and Avengers came up to stop him, Clark carefully looked at the lump of glutinous rice in front of him, and then asked in a stern tone:

"You have eaten so many highly poisonous monsters, what if the venom from those guys infects you?"

After that, he immediately looked at Bruce worriedly: "Take her back to the medical room, what if she gets a bad stomach?"

Eudora: ...

Avengers: ………

How does it feel, Superman... something seems wrong?

As a kind, compassionate, upright son of the sun, when you hear that the little girl ate an entire planet, your first reaction is, will she eat up her stomach? ?

Are our ears broken or is this Kryptonian already broken? ?

Udora opened her pea-eyed eyes, carefully: "Chirp..."

My abilities are safe, and I am devouring monsters, not eating them.

Clark shook his head, and took advantage of the opportunity to put his hand on Xiaopangjiu's belly to see if there was any problem with his belly:

"No, you must go for an inspection."

"Chirp."

"No."

As he spoke, he touched his head, his back, his wings, and his tail.

"Chirp."

"I'm here to help you check your body."

As he spoke, he rubbed his belly again, and raised his long tail to look at it.

"Chirp!"

After being checked over and over again, Dora Chiu finally couldn't help but flew up from Clark's arm and fled in the direction of Batman - she would rather learn to fly by herself than stay with Superman anymore!

"You just wanted to fly when you were born?"

With quick eyesight and quick hands, Clark supported Eudora in mid-air, and brought back the struggling little dumpling in a funny way, explaining gently, "Don't be afraid, I'll take you to bat's medical room right now..."

Before he finished speaking, Clark raised his head slightly and saw Bruce's gloomy green face.

"enough!"

The unbearable Batman finally made a move, and released Udora from Clark's hand, and the little glutinous rice ball quickly freed from Clark's palm, and flew behind Bruce, still in shock.

On the other side, Tony, Natasha and the others looked at Superman squinting with the same unkind expressions, gearing up to fight and murderous.

——I didn't expect you to be such a superman!

wild ambition!Not as good as animals!Sven scum!

What the hell are you trying to do, bastard? !

It is recommended to deprive the breeder of their rights for life!

Clark:? ? ? ?

……

After jumping around for a while, Yudora flew out of the examination equipment in the medical room listlessly.

It was confirmed that the body was completely healthy, and the little phoenix, which would regain its human form in a few days, finally landed on Clark's arm to rest.

After being forced to fly for half an hour, Yudora, who had just broken her shell, was already feeling extremely tired.

Due to weight reasons, she can neither land anywhere casually (otherwise it is likely to directly smash through the center of the earth), nor can she fall on other people, so she can only be supported by Superman.

In other words, unless she returns to her normal weight in human form, she will have to sit on Superman's body all the time, because only Clark can support her, not even Gabriel and Saul.

"..."

Seeing everyone's concerned and helpless faces, Yudora's face suddenly burned.

——I never expected that she accidentally used an ice crystal phoenix to cause such a big trouble for everyone... especially Superman!

Iron Man spent so much effort to make an egg incubator for her. The Supreme Sorcerer also specially developed a magic circle for converting energy for her. Batman provided such a large medical room and all the supplies. Superman even helped to protect her. eggs.

Moreover, after she broke the shell, she almost let Bruce die on the spot, opened a hole in the bat battleship, and let Tony improvise a small keyboard, so far, Clark can only afford a planet at all times ...

And even so, they didn't blame her, but tried their best to help her get back to normal.

... What kind of fairy superhero is this!

Moving her chubby body, Eudora stared blankly at Bruce and Tony, who were busy checking the car's instruments, staring blankly at them. There was an unstoppable tired look between her brows and eyes, and her nose suddenly became sore.

She never thought that one day, she would be in the same room with world-famous superheroes in such a friendly and peaceful way.

It never occurred to her that such a group of superheroes, who are almost always busy and busy all year round, would still spare time at such a critical moment to help her and treat her well without asking for anything in return.

The little girl didn't know what to do.

No one in the world has the responsibility and obligation to be kind to another person. Being kind to you and giving to you are affection rather than responsibility-she has already seen this from her mother Lisa.

Before the age of six, Lisa was kind to her. After the age of six, Lisa left her, but left her all the property and even the house, so even if Lisa really didn't want her, she couldn't be completely hostile she.

Maybe it’s the reason of family education, maybe it’s the reason of encounters from childhood to adulthood. If a child who is born with misfortune complains every day, he will be so sad and hopeless that he can’t live. So people like Eudora have evolved other A more cruel logic of thinking.

...She feels that no one in the world has the responsibility and obligation to be nice to her, including her family, and she doesn't expect anyone to be nice to her at all.

This kind of logical thinking, on the contrary, makes her feel grateful to the world all the time, because a little bit of kindness and dedication will make her very grateful.

Whether it's Lucy, Bourne, or Ke Wen, often just a little bit, she will be deeply imprinted in her heart, and she will always look for opportunities to repay these friends.

But now, such a group of superheroes, forcibly relying on their own technology and magic, brought her back to this world and allowed her to be truly reborn from nirvana. She didn't know how to repay such a great kindness.

Without them, she would have been alone on Outworld for over 700 years.

Without them, even if she successfully broke her shell, she would accidentally destroy the earth and become a planetary sinner.

...It is hard to repay a kindness.

Eudora didn't know what to do, she just felt ashamed and sad.

Looking at the Avengers and the heroes of the Zhenglian, she could only silently remember this heavy kindness in her heart, thinking of finding an opportunity to repay it later.

Bruce contacted Tim and Barbara again, asking them to find an excuse for Udora to take time off from Gotham University.

Earlier, the little girl strongly urged everyone to keep her "death" a secret, especially not to let Jason know. Bruce understood, and just found a little girl who had a bug in her ability and was receiving treatment at the San Francisco base to prevaricate.

As we all know, Eudora's ability bug has appeared more than once, so neither Tim nor Barbara became suspicious, but agreed.A little disappointed, Tim went straight to a hospital to issue a certificate for the little girl and sent it to Gotham University.

Jason Dick and the others, who knew that the little girl's ability bug was being corrected, were heartlessly speechless for a while. Dick sent the little girl some snacks and gifts, and Jason secretly scolded the little girl angrily. .

Eudora: ...

There are still three days before recovery. During these few days, Eudora had to follow Clark back to the metropolis, and Gabriel stayed at the San Francisco base, and came to pick up the Archangel Changzi after she recovered.

Gabriel: ...

Therefore, after Superman reappeared in Metropolis, everyone noticed that there was an extra chirp on Superman.

No, it should be said that Superman has a chirp on his body.

And it's still a snow-white, cute little chubby chirp, who will make the ladies scream when they appear.

Whether it's day or night, whether it's raining or sunny, whether Superman is rescuing a suicide who jumped off a building or preventing a sudden car accident... This little chubby joe has been squatting on the man's shoulder safely, from time to time Squinting his eyes and taking a nap, he looked as calm and steady as a mountain.

Moreover, Superman, who has always been generous and gentle, actually protects this little chubby Jiu very tightly, just like a big bear protecting a cub, full of maternal glory (?)

When he was flying in the air, he would purposely bring Little Pang Jiu back into his arms and wrap him in a cloak to prevent it from being frozen by the cold wind.

When he was dealing with dangerous radiation accidents, he would deliberately let Little Pang Jiu fly in the air for a while, and after the treatment, he would sterilize his whole body before picking him up.

As soon as Little Pang Jiu appeared for a day, everyone in the metropolis knew that the current Superman only needed one hand to arrest criminals, because his other hand was going to cover Xiao Pang Jiu's eyes to prevent him from seeing too much. bloody scene.

Even when facing criminals, Superman will first ask the other party not to speak loudly, let alone use weapons with obvious sounds, otherwise the consequences will be at their own risk.

...Because the little chubby Jiu on his shoulder was still dozing off.

Criminals: "..."

...Superman you changed [fading smile, jg]

"It's so cute, can I pet it?"

A little girl who had just been rescued by Superman from the traffic flow stared at Dora Choo on Clark's shoulder without blinking, and asked sweetly, "I'll just touch it lightly, okay?"

In the past, Superman would definitely meet the requests made by such a well-behaved and ignorant child, but now...

Clark smiled slightly, raised his shoulders cryptically, and explained gently: "...It's her, she is a very good girl just like you."

Anyway, he just refrained from mentioning whether he can touch Xiaopangjiu.

Eudora: ...

She looked down at the expectant little girl, and leaned into Clark's ear with a "chirp".

It means that if the little girl wants to masturbate, just let her masturbate. She has a thick skin and doesn't mind much.

With the sound of "chirp", Clark immediately said to the little girl:

"But you see, she has a bad temper...and she doesn't like people touching her. She gets angry when you say you want to touch her. I'm very sorry."

After all, he patted the little girl as if to comfort him, and ran away like the wind.

Eudora: ...

Eudora:? ? ?

Choo Choo Choo?When did I lose my temper!

And you are the most diligent in rua!

Clark, with a smiling face: ...Don't ask, just ask, no, no, no!

Want to rua chirp?

Why don't you let me rua first?Just for a while, how about it?

In view of the fact that the Son of the Sun of the Metropolis has received too much attention, and he has been solving disasters of all sizes in the Metropolis almost without a break all day long, so the next day Xiaopangjiu came to the Metropolis, he directly On the Internet hot search.

All of a sudden, topics such as Superman's Changjiu, who is closest to the sun, etc. became popular, and countless citizens of the metropolis began to selflessly donate their illegitimate photos.

[An unnamed netizen]: May I ask how did the chirp grow on Superman?I also want to develop a chirp on my body! [Attach some photos of Superman and his tweets]

[An unnamed photographer]: May I ask what kind of chirp is on Son of the Sun?I don't have any other ideas... Ahem, I'll just ask. [A few high-definition photos of Chubby on Superman's shoulder are attached]

[An unnamed pervert]: Hee hee hee hee little fat chirp, hee hee hee held in the palm of his hand, Ah Wei is dead, Ah Wei is dead!Superman, do you sell your pets?Price is definitely not an issue!

After the disaster, the revived world is extremely sensitive to every superhero topic, and this topic of "superman's twitter" not only hits everyone's interest, but also comes with a cute pet tag, which suddenly became a superhero. It has become the focus of discussion among netizens all over the world.

I have to say that Dora Chiu's looks are really impressive, especially under the high-definition photos, this snow-white glutinous rice dumpling that is faintly flooded with ice blue makes everyone who has seen the photos feel soft and heartbroken. All melted.

"How can there be such a cute Chirp! Any bird experts come out and explain what species it is?"

"You guys are really enough! Just taking photos of my husband is not enough, and now you are even taking photos of our baby...I'm going to call the police!"

"Addicted to chirping, unmotivated to work."

……

All the water on the Internet is praising Superman and Dora Chiu, and some fans of Bingyang c are inexplicably mixed in:

"Am I the only one who thinks this is the Chiu of the Frost Queen, who ended up being snatched and raised by the Son of the Sun?"

"Yes, yes, yes! ls, you are not alone. When I saw the photo, I thought this snow-coloured Chiu was the Frost Queen's cub!"

"Then the question is, why does the Son of the Sun raise cubs for the Frost Queen?"

"Hee hee, everyone, I have a bold idea..."

Dora Chiu, who was given special care by the Son of the Sun, instantly became popular.

After the bird experts finally gave the news that "this chirp is not a species of the earth, it is currently unique", countless netizens who read this news beat their chests and feet, looking at the little chubby dumpling on Superman's shoulders, scratching their hearts and lungs. Itchy:

"Is it too late for me to crowdfund the bird from Superman?"

"So, this is also a prisoner sitting and wearing chirp?"

"I have a crazy idea, take advantage of the fight between Superman and Super Anti in the past..."

"Bring me one of those who sneaked up upstairs! It's more efficient for everyone to steal in a group!"

After getting the exact news, everyone addicted to tweeting could only look at Xiaopangjiu's photo to satisfy their cravings, and made helpless jokes on the Internet one after another, and even initiated a topic of "organizing a group to steal tweets".

...Although most people were joking, it never occurred to them that some idiots really planned to do this.

……

On the third day back in the metropolis, before Clark had time to recover from the previous battle, he once again ushered in the target of his old opponent, the five-dimensional troublemaker.

Although the troublemaker can use magic to make all of Clark's abilities disappear, but most of the time he is actually just doing various pranks on Clark. Like the Batman, he is a fifth-dimensional little devil who specifically targets Clark and Bruce. Make trouble personally.

And the way to send him away is quite simple, just ask him to write his name backwards.

The troublemaker reappeared in the Metropolis. In order to prevent this little devil from eyeing Dora, Clark had to temporarily let Eudora stay in the Metropolitan Plaza until he finished dealing with the troublemaker before coming back to pick her up.

"Two 10 minutes, no, 15 minutes is enough."

Saying this, Clark, who was very upset, disappeared in front of everyone and Eudora again like a gust of wind.

Eudora didn't care, taking advantage of this opportunity, she flapped her wings and practiced flying for a long time by the fountain in the metropolitan square.

You know, the flying style of serious birds is completely different from that of angels and demons with wings. In addition, Eudora is so fat. Dora Chiu just flaps her wings to maintain suspension. It's exhausting.

...ever played fybird?

The current Dora Chirp is like the little bird in the game that is struggling to fly, flapping its wings desperately, trying to lift itself into the air and keep a certain distance from the ground.

As if she had found a new way to entertain herself, she became more proficient and vigorous in thumping.

You can't let Superman carry me like this all the time, can you?

Thinking of this, Yudora worked harder and began to practice her flying skills.

It's past three o'clock in the afternoon, the spring is warm, and there are still many people around the square.

After seeing that Superman left Xiao Pangjiu, whom he regarded as a treasure, here, the passers-by let out a low cry of surprise.

Immediately, they took out their mobile phones and cameras, and started to quietly take photos and videos of Xiaopangjiu from a distance.

It has to be said that the metropolis is worthy of being a metropolis.

Even if the self-taught flying Dora Choo is so cute that his heart melts, the passers-by in the square are still standing far away, politely staying away from Little Pang Jiu, so as not to frighten this lively bird. little life.

If it was changed to Gotham... Hehe, even if Eudora is sitting on Batman's shoulders, as long as she dares to take a step away from Bruce, those bastards in Gotham will dare to shoot her...

And if she is really an ordinary bird, if Batman dares to let her be alone, she will appear on the dining table of a gangster that night, or be divided into several pieces and sent to Batman → _→

Metropolis, a city protected by superman, is like a paradise favored by gods. It is harmonious and peaceful, with beautiful scenery everywhere, complete public facilities, and friendly and harmonious relationships between people. With a smile.

Eudora even saw a lot of wild cats and dogs basking in the sun on the side of the road, enjoying the gentleness and kindness of the city with people.

Looking around at the passers-by standing far away from a distance, and noticing that a few young children in the middle were hugging the thighs of their parents and staring at her with great interest, Yudora's heart softened inexplicably. .

After thinking about it, she flapped her wings and flew from the direction of the sculpture to the direction of the children.

In the midst of exclamations, she spread her wings, flew past the children like a streamer, and chirped a few times at a few young children as a greeting, before turning back and floating above the sculpture again.

Facing this beautiful, cute and unique snow-white dumpling, and being greeted by this superman's chirp, the children immediately burst into smiles, giggling and clapping their hands.

The crisp laughter of these children, accompanied by the exclamation and the sound of taking pictures of the young girls around, spread far and far at once, until Yudora flew to the top of the sculpture, and those innocent children were still there. Desperately waved at her.

This is the metropolis that Clark guards.

... This city is really beautiful.

Flying to the highest point of the sculpture, Eudora overlooks the city shrouded in spring breeze, and has never been so clearly aware of the eternal persistence and heavy efforts of Superman and Batman.

While Yudora was secretly feeling emotional, the faces of the passers-by who were waving at her at the bottom of the square changed suddenly.

The loud and terrified screams instantly crossed the entire quiet and peaceful metropolitan square. Before Yudora could react, the passers-by standing below showed expressions of horror.

The parents who were still taking their children for a walk picked up their children and ran out of the square in an instant. Many passers-by who had been taking pictures of Dorajiu immediately retracted their mobile phones, and then rushed to You Duo La waved it desperately, shouting something loudly.

Udora was taken aback for a moment, she looked down and noticed a huge shadow appeared on the square that was originally bathed in the sun.

Raising her eyes, and looking all the way along the direction of the shadow, the little girl noticed that there was a tall "person" standing on the other side of the sculpture.

This "person" was tall, about two meters tall, covered in dark green armor all over his body, and had a pattern of light on his chest that resembled a green lightning bolt.

Only the face is still clearly visible. On his hideous and weird face, a pair of abnormal green eyes are staring at Eudora.

"Hey, little bird."

A hoarse voice suddenly sounded in Yudora's ear.

The man standing firmly opposite the sculpture stared deeply at the young Dora Chiu, and slowly revealed a malicious smile.

He paused every word: "I heard...you are Superman's pet bird brought from Krypton?"

Before the man finished speaking, some kind of dark green light began to faintly glow from the palms of his hands.

Eudora: ...

At this moment, she finally heard the shouts from the people below the square:

"Oops! This ruthless villain is going to attack the cute bird!"

"Call Superman! Where is Superman?"

"What is Superman? Run, little bird! That's a metal man! A metal man that even Superman can't deal with!"

Metal man?

Eudora, who had been taught by the red hood to know all the super-anti-revolutionaries who could be counted, rolled her eyes, and immediately remembered the specific identity and general ability of this person.

Metal Man is one of Superman's mortal enemies. The armor around him is not wrapped like Iron Man, but he himself is a piece of metal. As for the hideous face she sees now, it is this robot with a distorted mentality. I posted it later.

The reason why Superman is helpless against Metal Man is not because of how devastating Metal Man's abilities are, but because Metal Man's heart happens to be made of kryptonite.

As long as it is facing Superman, the metal man can win without a fight as long as he opens his chest and exposes the kryptonite heart.

... What's more, it was facing a little fat Jiu who was the size of a palm and couldn't even fly.

Seeing the tall man who is two meters tall and covered with cold metal all over his body, he is looking at the little fat bird that is still fluttering its wings with unkind eyes, as if he is about to explode at any time, and crush the little fat bird to death with a single slap , the passers-by who hadn't had time to leave under the square were all anxious.

Enthusiastic, they picked up their mobile phones to call the police almost immediately, and then desperately called Superman:

—Superman, what are you doing! ?

Your nemesis can't beat the Justice League, so let's vent your anger on your Jiujiu!Come and save poor little Chirp!

At the same time, the metal man standing above the sculpture and looking at the entire metropolis gave a strange laugh, and stretched out his hand meaningfully in the direction of the little fat dumpling.

"Come here, Fat Bird."

He was full of killing intent, and said coldly, "Don't worry, I promise not to crush you to death, I just need you to make a small contribution..."

Eudora: ...

Under the eyes of everyone, Yudora, who was still struggling to flap her wings, stared blankly at the metal palm protruding towards her, and then tilted her head.

She said, "Chirp."

...You called me Fat Bird just now, didn't you?