Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

"..."

Telling a girl to shave her hair is a human thing?

Eudora pretended not to hear the bad idea of ​​the red hood, and chose to wear all her hair back, and then put on a green hood, leather gloves, a voice changer, and a wireless headset.

The two walked through the small base and left through a hidden exit on the other side of the safe house.

As before, Eudora expertly stepped onto the back of the motorcycle and followed Jason through Gotham City's East Side.

Tonight, their target was a certain armed squad under Black Mask.

According to Dick's investigation and Jason's own intelligence network, the two of them coincidentally noticed that this armed team had returned between Gotham and the Metropolis several times in the past two months, and was responsible for Luthor and Black Mask. Secret transactions between people.

Dick was the first to go to the metropolis to track down Luthor alone. Although Jason kept saying that he was unwilling to get involved in Nightwing's investigation, he tacitly cooperated with Dick and started from the black mask.

However, although his idea was to interrogate the armed squad, his explanation to Yudora was different.

On the motorcycle, Jason briefly explained the composition and charges of the members of the armed team to the little girl behind him.

He had met these guys before when he was Robin, and he clearly knew the dark history and bloody crimes of many people in this team.

As the capable subordinate of Black Mask, this armed squad can be said to have acted recklessly in the East District, doing all illegal activities, and the most infuriating thing is that the Gotham police can't do anything to them.

Even if they were lucky enough to catch the criminal evidence of these guys and put them in the prison, under the protection of the elite lawyer team under the black mask, they would be released on bail after at most ten days and a half months.

…Ironically, this is the day-to-day life in Gotham.

Eudora sighed, lowering her eyelids.

Speechless all the way.

When they arrived at the destination, the two happened to bump into the scene where the armed team was disposing of "waste" for their boss.

Where they are currently located is a remote slaughterhouse.

From the outside, it is just a very ordinary pork processing workshop. In the past, Yudora would never have imagined that the armed team under the black mask would often dispose of those disobedient "waste products" here. ".

Jason held Eudora, and the two of them leaned towards the window, clearly seeing seven or eight heavily armed men standing in this workshop, two of whom were hanging a thin man on a fixed On the iron hook of the dead pig, he was about to push this thin man onto the track, and sent him directly into the cutting machine to cut into eight pieces.

Obviously, the emaciated man was the disobedient "waste product" who was about to be disposed of by the armed squad.

He seemed to be a doctor, still wearing a white coat, weeping until tears and snot came out, begging the people around him hoarsely to let him die.

Obviously, his timid behavior and begging obviously pleased the members of the armed squad, and several men couldn't help laughing maliciously.

Amidst the roar of laughter, the bald man headed by the armed team looked very different. He was expressionless and extremely calm, and his subordinates kept pushing the "waste" into the track and activated the switch.

The emaciated man made a loud howling noise like a crushed screaming chicken.

It was also at this time that Jason made a sudden effort to break in through the window, and the moment he entered the slaughterhouse, he raised his gun and broke the only light above everyone's heads, plunged the whole room into instant darkness.

"He's there!"

The members of the armed squad were not vegetarian either, they reacted immediately, raised their guns one after another, and fired viciously at the windows and other places where the sound came out.

The bullets concentrated on Jason like they didn't want money, and Eudora who came after him immediately raised the staff in her hand, and the long-awaited elf Pixar shot through the darkness like an arrow off the string, and attached to Jason's body , formed a thick magic shield, and bounced off the bullets one by one.

With Eudora's protection, Jason was even more confident. He destroyed the transmission track with one shot, and then killed the two people on the edge one after another before the light was restored.

The last one was the armed team member who was going to turn on the light. As soon as he touched the switch, Jason appeared in front of him, punching the bridge of the nose with a punch, and instantly knocked the unlucky guy unconscious.

The house lights up again.

The remaining five armed members quickly shifted direction and aimed at Jason.

When the bald captain saw the iconic red hood on Jason's head, his heart skipped a beat.

With another glance, seeing the thick magic shield on Jason's body, he immediately thought of the sheep-changer who made their boss feel bad before.

...Damn it, it's these two guys again!

The bald captain fell down with a heavy heart.

Knowing that he was absolutely invincible, he immediately took a step back vigilantly, leading his team to retreat from the opposite direction.

Unexpectedly, when they turned their heads, a short figure with an ugly green hood squatted at the window at some point, and the wooden staff in his hand was very familiar...and also very ferocious.

The bald captain and his team members: "...fuck! It's a sheep-mutant!"

Eudora slipped and almost fell directly from the window.

"...You guys are dead."

Under Eudora's accurate auxiliary magic, Jason and her joined hands and easily beat up all the members of the elite armed team. The scene was horrible for a while.

Jason dug out the handcuffs and iron chains specially prepared for "waste" from this slaughterhouse, tied up the members of the armed team tightly one by one, explained to Eudora, and then picked up and struggled endlessly. The bald-headed captain dragged him alone into another small room.

The originally calm expression of the bald captain gradually twisted.

Yudora wanted to follow along step by step, but Jason mercilessly blocked the door:

"Protecting children's physical and mental health is everyone's responsibility-so you go back and look at those guys honestly, I'm doing it for your own good."

A girl who had grown up for five days made another angry protest.

Jason glanced over impatiently...Okay, the protest was ineffective, Yudora shrank back, and stayed outside obediently watching the members of the armed squad.

The thin man in a white coat fled on his own in the melee just now. Yudora squatted in front of the bunch of fallen radish heads, flipping through the rewards of the system, feeling a little melancholy in her heart.

She originally thought that she could go out with the red hood to do a big job tonight, and use the salary equipment and system task rewards to make a fortune to make up for yesterday's loss.

But she didn't expect that the fighting power of these guys she ran into tonight was far beyond her imagination. They were so low that they were caught without a fight. She fell to the ground before she even touched her wages, making You Duo La was very disappointed.

I haven't earned enough... no, I haven't played enough, why are you down?

Yudora kept checking the various reward tasks that had not been completed, and couldn't help sighing.

……Eh.

None of you can fight.

When Yudora sighed, the bunch of tied up potato heads that fell on the ground could not help but wink at each other.

In the gangsters of Gotham, the idiots are almost dead, and those who survived, especially those who can join this armed squad, although they look like they only have muscles but not brains, they are all able to fight and return. Elite members with brains.

Through the series of behaviors of this "green hood" just now, the elites of these armed teams are keenly aware that "he" has no intention of killing them, while the other red hood who may kill seems to care more about what they say. What information was asked, that is to say, their lives are not in danger yet.

In view of this mysterious person, I don't know if it is a sheep-mutant or a short man with a green hood... From the very beginning, he seemed to be very measured, and kept avoiding their vital points, so these old bastards who have gone through a thousand sails almost Everyone can see that this little man is probably following the path of a "vigilante policeman" and will never kill anyone.

So, as long as they come up with a solution to fool the red hood, they should be sent to the Gotham Police Department, but it doesn't matter even if they are sent to prison, the boss will fish them out anyway.

Thinking about it this way, these elites who were originally a little uneasy actually began to calm down, and instead of looking at Eudora, they pricked up their ears and listened carefully to the movement from the small house.

Sure enough, there was a steady stream of screams from their bosses in the small house, which was even worse than the screams of those dead pigs.

"..." You knew that the Red Hood would not let them go so easily!

The potato-headed bastards were frightened and desperate to escape from the Red Hood.

In fact, from the perspective of ability, Udora, who can beat up the latest biochemicals, is definitely much more terrifying than Jason, but these people have guessed that Udora is a "just vigilante" and will not kill them. Just send them to the police, so not too scared.

But Jason is different. He was originally an anti-hero of the underworld leader who was fighting for territory with the black mask. People are really afraid that he will kill him directly.

... All in all, the criminals in Gotham City are generally not afraid of powerful superheroes, but they are afraid of vicious and vicious psychopaths.

Currently, the Red Hood is that neurosis.

The people in the armed team don't care about Eudora, and Eudora doesn't care what these people think of her—she is staring intently at the game interface. In the task bar, it shows that today's daily victory task has not been completed.

Yudora exploded immediately: "Didn't Red Hood and I beat these guys to the ground? We have already won, why does it show that the task is not completed?"

Fist No. 1 explained mechanically: [Because the ultimate goal of the friendly Red Hood you bound to come here is to obtain information from these populations, and he has not yet achieved his goal, so I judge that you have not won yet. 】

...that's okay too?

Yudora almost didn't laugh at the system's shameless judgment.

In other words, if Red Hood didn't get the information he wanted from the bald man today, would the fight tonight be for nothing?

She endured it, but couldn't hold back and asked in her heart: "System...you are honest, are you deliberately delaying the time for me to get the money by doing this, so that I can test a few more heroes?"

[…] Fist No. 1 began to pretend to be dead with a guilty conscience.

Eudora: "..."

She sneered in her heart, and her eyes fell on the salary equipment in the equipment column.

Equipped with [Blade of Spell Stealing], the passive is always in effect, as long as you beat the enemy in battle, you can get 10 gold coins for one beat.

Although, this passive effect can be triggered up to three times every 30 seconds...but 30 seconds is enough.

... The system, you don't judge that my mission is successful, and don't give me a gold coin reward?

It doesn't matter, that is to say, the current state is still in battle, and I can still use the passive of the blade of stealing magic.

Do as soon as you think of it, Yudora immediately looked at the piles of potato-headed bastards lying on the ground.

She pondered for a moment, and a perverted smile gradually appeared on her face.

Before these unfortunate elite players could react, Eudora raised her staff at them again, and suddenly hit them violently with the magic of the fairy witch.

Elite players with bruised noses and swollen faces: "???"

Wait a minute, aren't you a vigilante?Don't you kill people?what are you doing now!ah?What are you doing now? ?

Youdora didn't even notice the distorted and disbelieving expressions of these elite players, as if they had been stepped on by a horse. She beat them within 30 seconds and successfully got 30 gold coins.

Then he pinched the seconds again, and after the 30 seconds passed, he beat up the other three people with magic.

Very good, took another 30 gold coins.

...Anyway, the interrogation of the red hood inside hasn't finished yet, so she can go out and get some extra money now.

With such thoughts in mind, Yudora's subordinates kept beating the black-masked elite troops in a very fast manner.

The magic of the fairy witch is very painful even if it is an ordinary attack. These muscular men didn't check for a while, and they were hit by the powerful magic. , Venus bursting out in front of my eyes.

The unlucky guy who had been punched on the bridge of the nose by Jason rolled his eyes and spat out wow.

"Etc., etc--"

I really didn't understand the brain circuit of this little dwarf, and a big man with tattoos on his face finally couldn't help it. He looked at Yudora angrily, and shouted sadly: "Aren't you a vigilante? We all surrender I can't move my whole body, and you actually took advantage of this time to beat us up - aren't you abusing the prisoners? I'm going to sue you!"

"Who said I was a vigilante? Do you think I am such a great and selfless person?"

Still complain?Go and discredit me to newspapers and TV stations, a little bit~

Yudora rolled her eyes, she pinched the seconds, and seeing that the 30 seconds were about to pass, she immediately raised her staff again, and beat these people mercilessly.

Tattooed big man: "..."

It's over, it's over, he just thought that the only one of these two people was the crazy one, the red hood, but he didn't expect that the green hood was even crazier than the red hood!

The red hood came here with a purpose anyway, and the green hood was clearly here to catch people who beat them!

Not only that, but while beating them, the green hood actually muttered something like "thirty" and "thirty". It looked like he was not a normal person!

Before he had time to think about it, a pink-purple light flashed in front of the tattooed man's eyes, and he turned into a shooting star in the dark night, flew over two meters horizontally, fell heavily into a pile of dead pigs, and fell unconscious on the spot.

The rest of the team members: "..."

So, so cruel!They have been in Gotham for so many years, and they have never seen this kind of guy who came here to beat people just for the purpose of beating people!

Are you TM Hisoka!

In the small room, Jason brutally interrogated the bald captain with bloody methods.

In the big room, Yudora shows off her power, performing the "Thirty" Dafa of fighting against the clock, trying to get money.

The screams in the small room and the cries of pain in the big room overlapped and complemented each other, and the scene was very inappropriate.

In the end, the armed members who were tortured to death by Udora's magic finally couldn't bear it anymore, and the unlucky guy whose nose was broken took the lead in crying: "Please! Stop beating! You If so, we will call the police!"

When did you send us to the police station?Please, get us into the police station!

"..." Eudora pretended not to hear the wailing of these guys frantically begging to be arrested.

Under the flickering light of Pixar, she smiled and said:

"Don't worry, don't worry, the red hood taught me the rules just now - as long as you can't kill me, beat me to death! I won't cause any trouble to the Gotham Police Department."

"........."

The armed men didn't want to talk, they wanted to scold their mothers.

——You two, one with a green hood and one with a red hood, what kind of villains are you? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Eudora: Everyone says I'm not a vigilante =w= I'm here to make money.