Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

No matter what Riot No. 1 said, Yudora firmly disagreed with taking the "hero" planned by the system as the opponent.

"It's not a question of whether it's dangerous or not. It's a question of principle, okay?"

Annoyed by the urging of Fist No. 1 machine, Yudora had no choice but to reason with Fist No. 1:

"Your company can't be so disrespectful, right? For the internal testing of our company's games, let us people from the low-level world to conduct evaluations - that's fine, but for the evaluation of a game, we require internal testing players It really doesn't make sense to have pointless battles with the superheroes of our world."

Let’s not talk about my personal safety—these superheroes have paid enough to protect world peace, and I, an ordinary person, have to frantically disturb others for this kind of shit game evaluation, what kind of messy battles, wear and tear Doesn't your company feel that the energy and time of others are too much?

The more she thought about it, the more angry she felt, and Yudora gestured her middle finger at the display screen in front of her expressionlessly, and scolded the system with a face like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water:

"Whatever, whatever you want, anyway, I don't do such immoral things, you can punish yourself however you want."

【…】

Fist No. 1 obviously did not expect such a reaction from Udora. It was silent for a moment, and subtly advised Udora:

[If you fail to complete the task on time, you will be punished with an electric shock of more than a thousand volts immediately, and the punishment will gradually increase as time goes by. I hope you can seriously consider it. 】

Yudora curled her lips, did not speak, and directly adopted a non-violent non-cooperative mode to deal with Fist No. 1.

She doesn't think she's a great saint, and she's even a selfish bastard occasionally, but she's never willing to do such a bastard thing that completely harms others and benefits herself.

The electric shock punishment is the electric shock punishment. Anyway, if he is electrocuted to death, there are still two chances of free resurrection left!

But in this way, wouldn't my life have three extra chances to come back to life in vain?She is indeed the luckiest person in the world!

Looking at this matter from another angle, Yudora was obviously comforted, and her mood suddenly became much better.

Fist No. 1: [………]

The system that forced the bond with Yudora by playing tricks did not speak for a whole night.

Until the next morning, after Yudora woke up, Fist No. 1 hurriedly said to Yudora:

[Summoner Yudora, according to the suggestions you gave to the company yesterday, after careful consideration, our company adheres to the people-oriented, comprehensive and flexible service spirit, and has greatly adjusted the rules for the world you live in, so that you can use the most positive attitude Complete the game review. 】

Sleepy-eyed Eudora: "..."

No, you fucking depended on me, right?

Fist No. 1 was obviously very worried that Udora would really give up and would rather die than surrender, so he quickly sold Amway to her:

[In response to your righteous speech in the early hours of the morning, and your brave and fearless performance in the face of unfair rules, our company has conducted a series of detailed evaluations, and finally confirmed that you should be a born superhero . 】

Eudora who is squatting on the toilet: "...???"

Am I still born to be a superhero?How come I don't know how amazing I am?

【So, we specially modified the rules for you according to your personality orientation and wishes, so that you can gradually become a superhero in this world while evaluating the game. 】

Fist No. 1 continued to say word by word in an obvious tone of surprise:

[Now, in addition to choosing to fight other heroes in this world, you can also choose to form a multiplayer team with heroes in this world, and complete corresponding hero tasks by assisting friendly forces to fight against enemy forces. 】

[Not only that, our company has specially improved the daily task specifications for your situation.Your daily quests are more, more interesting, and more in line with your hero than ever before, hope you have fun. 】

Before Fist No. 1 finished speaking, Yudora sprayed out mouthwash.

She suddenly understood the meaning and purpose of the system: In fact, from the very beginning, Riot No. 1 formulated so many tasks and rules for herself as an internal beta player, asking her to use the heroes in the game to fight against the superheroes in the real world , in order to better test the skills and balance of each hero in the game.

Because only when the strengths of the two sides are evenly matched and the needle points are facing each other, can the strength and strength of each hero in the League of Legends game be more clearly reflected, which is convenient for game companies to summarize and evaluate.

Fighting superheroes is one way, but equally, helping superheroes fight their enemies is another way... In short, to better evaluate various heroes, whatever.

Fist No. 1: [……that’s basically what it means, so, Summoner Udora, are you ready to accept the mission? 】

Eudora: ......... I'm not ready!

She clicked on the task bar on the display screen for the first time, glanced over the long task bar, and found that the tasks on it were basically from top to bottom:

"Fight with a system-defined hero/Help a system-defined hero successfully defeat the enemy."

"Help the same system-defined hero successfully defeat the enemy 5 times in a row."

"Defeat the same system-defined hero 5 times in a row."

"The cumulative damage in battle exceeded 50000."

"The cumulative amount of healing in the battle exceeds 5000."

……

Standard game tasks like this.

However, Eudora only needs to connect these missions with those world-famous and aloof superheroes.

Imagine yourself as a weak, pitiful and helpless ordinary person appearing on the frontal battlefield of various dangerous scenes such as the Battle of New York, the Battle of Metropolis, the Battle of Atlantis, Superman vs. Batman, Spiderman vs. Electro, etc. ...

She felt that her eyes were dark, her legs were weak, and her future was dark.

Besides, in terms of the frequency of these game tasks, let alone whether she can successfully find five superheroes... If she can really complete these daily tasks without landing every day, she will be able to show up on time in less than half a month. Tan Funeral Home, sleeping sweetly in the coffin.

So Yudora took it for granted... once again flatly rejected Fist No. 1.

Fist No. 1: [? ? ? ? 】

After a hard and busy whole night, I first fed back Udora's request to the company, and then kept arguing with the company's management. Finally, I finally got the modification I wanted, and upgraded the system rules and tasks again. I couldn't bear to ask once:

[Summoner Udora, do you have any questions? 】

"I just want to ask, can you bind with another person? I live next door to a brother who seems to be very good at fighting. Can you ask him?"

Yudora scratched her head in embarrassment, and asked the system in embarrassment.

【………………】

If Fist No. 1 has an entity, it is estimated that it should be gnashing its teeth at this moment.

After being quiet for a few seconds, under the tremendous mental pressure and irritability, it actually had no conscience, and said coldly: [No.Because only you are the Chosen One. 】

Eudora: "..."

...OK, you win.

Under the guidance of the system, she inevitably accepted the first task of "helping a system-defined hero successfully defeat the enemy", with a look of lovelessness.

"Do you know what kind of big man you define as a superhero?"

While putting on the waiter uniform of the part-time restaurant, Yudora sighed with emotion towards the system in her heart.

"Iron Man, Captain America, Superman, Wonder Woman... Do you think these world-famous superheroes live next door to my house?"

——Superheroes are not Chinese cabbages, so they can be bumped into casually on the street?

Fist No. 1: [...I didn't say that the "heroes" I defined are only these world-famous superheroes. The photos I sent you are just demonstrations. 】

"I understand, I understand, and Batman and his assistant Robin!"

Eudora, a native of Gotham, sighed and pointed at the vigilantes active in Gotham City with her fingers. The two most familiar and the only ones she knew were Batman and Robin.

Eudora, who never paid attention to these social news, didn't even know that Robin, Batman's assistant, had changed three or four times during her childhood.

Fist No. 1 couldn't help complaining for himself: [It's not only the superheroes you think are defined as 'heroes', in Gotham, there are not less than twenty task objects defined as 'heroes'. 】

As if seeing a little hope, Yudora managed to cheer up and asked Fist 1 for the list of these task targets.

Fist No. 1 directly refused.

The corner of Eudora's mouth twitched: "... Seriously, even if you tell me that there are a hundred heroes in Gotham, I can't find or recognize one of them!"

She was also telling the truth.

I also want to know that most of the heroes in Gotham must only act in the middle of the night, and they are mysterious, and their true identities are a mystery.

Considering that one of Eudora’s standards for protecting her life in the past ten years is “you must go home before [-] o’clock every night”… At this moment, Robin in uniform is standing in front of Eudora, she may not recognize it, saying Maybe they will think that the other party is from some circus.

...Of course, the Batman everyone knows is still recognizable.After all, the pair of cat ears and black cloak are quite iconic.

Fist No. 1 could only say: [Because of authority issues, I can't tell you all the list of these defined heroes, but when you see these defined heroes in the real world, you will notice that there are special heroes marked on their heads sign. 】

With that said, Fist No. 1 also thoughtfully opened the translucent developing screen in front of Eudora's eyes, and showed Eudora a hero logo similar to a bold yellow arrow.

Eudora carefully memorized the yellow hero logo in her heart, nodded, and decided not to go home after work this afternoon, but to wander the streets looking for it for a while.

Then, she put on the work uniform of the waiter and prepared to go to work in the Internet celebrity restaurant she applied for before.

"Let me say this before, tonight I will go to the East District first, and try to find the heroes you defined, but you have to be mentally prepared, heroes are far away from the lives of ordinary citizens like us, so I will go Even if you die in the Eastern District, you may not be able to find it..."

While chatting with Fist No. 1 in her heart, Yudora opened the door of the house, and bumped into the handsome little brother next door.

Faintly noticing that the other party was cleaning the corridor, Yudora greeted the other party as usual, "Good morning Bourne!"

Fist No. 1: [………]

It silently watched Yudora greet this shy and handsome young man, then hastily locked the door behind her, picked up her bag, and rushed towards the apartment elevator.

Three seconds passed.

Eudora rushed back from the elevator like a rampaging calf, ran to her handsome neighbor, fixedly stared at the young man's head, looked back and forth, and then rubbed his eyes desperately.

Eudora's handsome neighbor: "?"

The young man who was not very tall, but was extremely handsome and shy still held a broom in his hand, lowered his head, and asked Yudora in a good-tempered manner: "What's the matter? Dora? Did you forget to bring something?"

Eudora: "......"

She stared blankly at the neighbor's little brother, her eyes turned around on the yellow hero logo that kept flashing on the top of his head, and suddenly felt a pain of slapping her face.

... The system, don't pretend to be dead!System you come out!you tell me!Why is my good neighbor Jason Bourne defined by you as a world hero! ? ?

The author has something to say:

Eudora: ...my face hurts _(:з」∠)_

To some extent, she is really lucky that the universe is invincible...