Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Sitting in the stable bus, it seems that it is about to drive to the long-awaited Jurassic World, the well-known good neighbor in New York, the most popular Avenger reserve...Spiderman Peter Parker feels bitter.

Before Christmas, when Aunt Mei used the money she had saved for a long time to book tickets and hotels for Jurassic World, Peter, who had longed for Dinosaur Paradise, felt like he was dreaming!

But now, seeing the members of the tour group sitting in the car, especially Jason Bourne sitting not far from the back row, Peter felt that he might as well be dreaming at this moment...

As soon as the agent approached with the cute girl next to him, Spider-Man felt the hairs on his arms stand on end.

As early as during the Great War in New York, Spider-Man, who had seen Jason Bourne's activity and means, remembered how this former CIA agent deceived the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. CIA, I felt my scalp tingling.

He solved all the problems by himself without any help or superpowers. Even the Black Widow finds this kind of dangerous agent who kills people very difficult.

When Peter was trained by the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., both Black Widow and Hawkeye once said that Jason Bourne is a senior agent who is not inferior to them. If they solve Bourne, maybe they will It's a little troublesome.

Peter: "..."

Why did Jason Bourne, a ruthless agent, come to Jurassic World for Christmas!

#I was happy today#

#Blue thin, mushroom#

Because he didn't know the fundamental purpose of Jason Bourne's coming here, Peter, who was stiff all over, had no choice but to quietly and carefully follow Bourne and the beautiful girl beside him while no one was paying attention, for fear that this person was going to be in Jurassic World. Premeditated some ulterior conspiracy.

Bourne and Eudora, who discovered Peter's weirdness almost instantly: "..."

Forget about Bourne, after such a long period of professional training, coupled with the many catastrophes experienced, even Udora involuntarily began to become sharp and vigilant.

They sat in the back row calmly, allowing Peter to look at them casually, thinking about the purpose of this little brother Parker in their hearts, and watching what happened.

Seeing Peter Parker's face pretending to be relaxed, "I'm just looking casually", but in fact he kept looking at Bourne without changing his eyeballs, Eudora touched his forehead, and approached Bourne with a face full of black lines, Use your mobile phone to type a line to show him:

[Is it the same when I observed the enemy before? 】

To be honest, if she looked like this when she was inquiring about enemies and intelligence before, how much patience did Red Hood and Bourne use to forcefully suppress the urge to beat her violently? ?

Byrne sighed.

He took the phone, typed a line, returned it to Yudora, and patted her on the shoulder encouragingly.

Eudora turned on the screen and found that the straight man Bourne wrote:

[It doesn't matter, anyway, you don't need to conduct any intelligence search now. 】

Eudora: ...

Isn't this just saying from the side that I'm the same as that little brother Parker over there?

While Peter Parker was secretly vigilant, the familiar Eudora had already become one with Petunia at an extremely fast speed, and even Aunt Mei gradually became familiar with the little girl.

Through Penny's introduction, Eudora also quickly got to know each other with the four weird men sitting in the front row.

The tall, lanky guy with the yellow hero icon on his head is called Sheldon, and the short, talkative brown-haired guy sitting next to him is Leonard. These two are Penny's neighbors, and they invited Petunia came to Jurassic World with her for Christmas.

And the little man and Mr. India sitting behind Sheldon and Leonard are Howard and Rajesh. These two people and Leonard are colleagues and friends, so they came along together.

To the little girl's surprise, these four men who behave strangely and seem to be very difficult to get along with are actually top physicists from the famous Caltech Institute, and they are a group of genuine geniuses!

Especially Sheldon, who wears a hero icon, is a very rare theoretical physicist who holds two doctorates in philosophy and science at the same time. He is simply a genius among geniuses.

After learning the identities of these four, Betty didn't react, but Udora and Peter, who was still vigilant, let out a respectful exclamation at the same time.

Unlike the students on American campuses who usually worship athletes and cheerleaders, Eudora and Peter obviously admire high-end physicists like Sheldon and Leonard.

It is precisely because Eudora and Peter have excellent grades in middle school and have a certain understanding of physics that they can see the mystery and beauty of physics, and can fully understand that a real physicist is a What a great existence that can change the world.

For a moment, Yudora and Peter looked at the four physicists with little stars of admiration.

——You can’t judge people by their appearances. Although Dr. Sheldon and Dr. Rajesh seem to be completely ignorant of people, but when you think about them, they are both genius physicists... Well, there may be a little difference between geniuses and normal people Same, it is also understandable.

Thinking of this, Yudora stretched out her hand, wanting to say hello to the four physicists.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she stretched out her hand, Howard, who was sitting in the front row, suddenly stepped down from his seat, held Eudora's hand with both hands, and said affectionately:

"Xiawuhao, Meilideshengdaigongzi!"

Eudora: ...

She listened to Howard with a blank face, but couldn't hear what he was saying at all: "...Excuseme?"

"Oh, what I just said was Chinese,"

The Jewish engineer with a mushroom head stared at Eudora with indescribable eyes, and said in a low voice full of emotion, "——this sentence means: Good afternoon, my beautiful Christmas princess."

"..."

The corner of Yudora's mouth twitched, and she fell into a suspicious silence.

Seeing that Eudora didn't speak, as if she was overwhelmed by her own charm, Howard was triumphant, and he repeated his efforts in French:

"Bonjour map princesse charmante~"

Then he moved closer to Eudora and said affectionately: "It was French just now. If you are not satisfied, I can speak to you again in Italian, German, and Spanish, Hardy. By the way, Your lipstick color is really beautiful."

Eudora: ...

Just when Howard was about to continue with this crappy method of teasing girls, Bourne, who was sitting next to Eudora, made a lightning move, and a big hand, like a mechanical arm, clamped Howard's two paws neatly, holding Eudora's hand came to the rescue.

The unbearable Bourne looked at Howard expressionlessly, and replied to him in fluent French:

"Please obey the traffic rules. Don't stand up casually when the bus is driving. After all, no one can guarantee that you will not fall to the ground due to some accident (emphasis here), and you will not be able to get up. .”

As he said that, Bourne moved lightly, and he didn't know exactly how he did it. With this casual movement of his, Howard, who was like a little chicken, fell back on his seat again.

"By the way,"

Asking Udora to sit next to him again, Bourne said very calmly, "The sentence you said in Chinese has two wrong pronunciations, describing her as a vexatious ice cream man."

As an agent running around the world, Bourne has mastered several foreign languages, no less than Howard.

Howard: "..."

Except for the hum of the car, the inside of the car became dead silent, and no one spoke.

Bourne looked at the travel brochure of Jurassic World calmly and calmly, Penny lowered her head in shame, and Betty focused on the window... As for Eudora who was rescued by Bourne and who witnessed Howard's whole snail bug operation Peter, meanwhile froze in disbelief.

They couldn't believe what they had just seen!

Why would an engineer at Caltech's Applied Physics Department use such a corny, such...disgusting method to pick up girls? ?

"Sorry, Howard didn't mean anything malicious."

Covering her face, Penny whispered to Eudora in embarrassment, "He just used to talk to all the girls like this, and he talked to me like this when I first saw him... Uh, well, this It is indeed uncomfortable, ignore him, and promise me not to beat him."

Eudora & Peter: "..."

At this moment, the bus, which had been driving for more than half an hour, finally stopped in front of a huge cable car cabin. Behind the cable car cabin was a high mountain range. Youdora could faintly hear the sound of the waterfall from behind the mountain range. .

Betty stepped out of the cab, took out a small flag and horn, and explained to everyone:

"Everyone, we are now at the entrance of Jurassic World—maybe you will feel very confused: why is the entrance of Jurassic World in front of such a simple cable car cabin? Didn't even see the Jurassic World sign, did you? It's like this—"

"—I know, because the signboard of Jurassic World is presented with an ecological scene of dinosaur activities in the entire Jurassic period. We only need to take the cable car in front and pass through the mountains to see all the Jurassic world. The herbivorous dinosaurs of the epoch, which is the living sign of Jurassic world."

Shelton, who was sitting in the front row, couldn't wait to interrupt Betty's commentary, speaking quickly, and immediately revealed the plot that Betty wanted to sell and the suspense that Park had ingeniously prepared.

It can be seen that he has been to Jurassic World quite a few times, and he is very experienced in this place.

The tour guide who is enthusiastically explaining according to the process: "..."

Eudora & Peter, who came to Jurassic World for the first time and were listening to the commentary: "..."

"Cooper, sir, sir!"

Betty's hand holding the trumpet trembled, she took a deep breath, and forced a smirk, "Thank you for your supplement, but if there is a next time, can you leave these explanations to me? That's fine too. Let the ladies in the back row have a little bit of suspense?"

"……Oh!"

Sheldon replied innocently, he didn't feel any guilt at all, instead he looked at Betty accusingly, and said dissatisfiedly:

"If you need me to cooperate with you to cover up these suspense, you should discuss it with me in advance, and you shouldn't have asked all the tourists just now, but asked Penny directly."

Betty: "..."

There was a muffled sound of "click".

Eudora, who was sitting in the back row, watched helplessly as Betty, who was panting after carrying a luggage, broke the handle on the speaker abruptly.

... She couldn't help but feel infinite sympathy for this innocent lady tour guide.

Because there are fixed arrangements for entering the park, the group boarded the cable car without a long queue.

The cable car when it’s turn is also a small car that can accommodate a small group of ten people. The front of this car is all glass, and there are three rows of seats. The first three seats have an excellent view, and the rear two rows are slightly inferior. You can also enjoy the view below the cable car.

Betty sat in the last row, and according to the usual practice, signaled the three ladies in the regiment to sit in the first row.

Without waiting for Eudora and the others to act, Sheldon walked in first, sat in the middle of the first row of seats without hesitation, and straightened his back, a tall and thin person directly blocked half of the glass.

Betty: ...

The tour guide squinted her eyes, stopped Sheldon with a smile, and asked kindly:

"Mr. Cooper, since you are taller, could you please sit in the back row? If you sit in the front row, the rear view may be somewhat obstructed. You can show your gentlemanly demeanor. Let the ladies sit in the front?"

Hearing this, Sheldon turned around and said very seriously:

"Unfortunately...I can't do this. Please believe me, I would very much like to be a gentleman, but I have to sit here."

Betty's face had gradually turned green from being stiff, and she gritted her teeth and smiled and asked, "Why are you so persistent?"

"Because the view at this position is the best among all the seats in this cable car, because it is located in the middle and is blocked by other people on both sides, so it will not cause any deviation in view due to the influence of sunlight. The angle of the seat can ensure that I don’t miss any dinosaur activities. In the event of a cable car accident, the position of this seat is also the most convenient to break the glass to escape... For the past five years, every time I come to Jurassic World, I always Sitting here, this seat is the Sheldon seat."

Facing the question, Sheldon said with a serious face, plausibly. (He actually had a reason!)

"…………"

In the cable car, everyone was looking at Sheldon with indescribable eyes, as if they were looking at a century-old wonder.

Penny and Leonard simultaneously covered their faces in pain.

Howard and Rajesh sat silently until the end, pretending not to know Sheldon.

"...But haven't you been here many times? Why do you care so much about seeing every dinosaur? Can't you leave the opportunity to first-time tourists?"

Betty couldn't bear it anymore, she raised her voice and asked incomprehensibly.

"...I think you should study Heraclitus' dialectics well. A person cannot step into the same river twice. Similarly, no one can observe the same dinosaur ecological world twice!"

Doctor of Philosophy Sheldon replied without thinking, he looked at Betty as if he was looking at an unreasonable idiot.

Betty: "..."

The lady tour guide who thought she had a good temper was lucky enough not to be vomited blood by Sheldon.

Eudora and Peter silently looked at Sheldon Cooper, the greatest genius physicist in their minds, and their ratings on this person plummeted from [-] points to zero points.

Glancing at the yellow hero icon on Sheldon's head, Yudora was silent for a while, then asked Fist No. 1:

"Let me ask you again, is this guy the kind of hero who needs my help, or the kind I can do casually?"

So can I just drop this guy and feed the dinosaurs before the trip starts?

She really has never expected a system to define heroes as villains, okay? ?

Fist No. 1 considered it for a while, and said gloatingly: [...the one that needs your help. 】

In other words, it is the one that can be developed into a friendly army.

Eudora: "..."

Come on, you win.

Seeing that the cable car was about to start, Eudora glanced sympathetically at the trembling tour guide, and had no choice but to say to Petunia and Mei:

"You guys go sit in the first row, and I can sit in the second row with Bourne."

Penny was terribly sorry.

She apologized repeatedly and asked Udora to sit in the first row, but the little girl declined all of them.

Eudora looked at Xiao Xiao, but immediately pressed Penny next to Sheldon, and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter, anyway, we can see dinosaurs up close, right?"

Moreover, she really didn't guarantee that if she was sitting next to Sheldon, she would suddenly explode in the middle of the cable car and stuff the guy's head into the glass.

After some tossing, the seats were finally confirmed. Eudora sat in the second row with Bourne and Peter, and the other three physicists sat side by side in the third row, and Betty also sat in the third row. In the corner, right next to Rajesh.

The cable car started slowly. The lady tour guide, who was already in a bit of a state of mind, finally calmed down and smiled again. As the cable car gradually crossed the mountain, Betty picked up the horn again and prepared to see the dinosaur ecological landscape below. Start explaining to the crowd.

"Hello?" She tried the sound, smiled at Rajesh who was sitting on the side, and asked him, "Mr. Kusrapari, will this volume affect you?"

Facing Betty's gentle inquiry, Rajesh, who was silent from the beginning to the end, turned his head silently, pretending not to see Betty.

The exhausted lady tour guide: ...

"Sorry, this is not your reason."

Leonard, who was sitting next to Rajesh, quickly explained, and he said awkwardly, "This Mr. Kusrapari...he can't talk to women normally, just pretend he's nervous."

While talking, Rajesh, who turned his head away from Betty, suddenly approached Leonard and whispered something in his ear.

"Uh……"

After receiving Rajesh's words, Leonard adjusted his glasses, and said even more awkwardly, "...Well, because you are sitting next to him, he is too nervous, so he wants to go to the toilet now, and I would like to ask you How long will it take to reach the park."

Betty: "..."

"We still need 25 minutes and six seconds to reach the park."

Shelton, who was sitting in the front row, also turned his head and answered precisely, "In addition, I would like to add that in one minute, we will pass through the entire mountain range and reach the plain where the Triceratops is..."

"Sheldon, let Miss Betty speak!"

Petunia, who was sitting next to him, suddenly roared, interrupting Sheldon's spoiler thoughts in time. She smiled and said to Sheldon word by word in an extremely sweet and soft tone. :

"We're in the happiest place on earth right now, don't make me beat you, okay?"

Sheldon: "..."

He muttered reluctantly, "But the tour guide didn't follow the standard procedure for explaining. According to the usual procedure for the past five years, she should have turned on the microphone 30 seconds ago."

Betty: ...

The poor tour guide's face turned blue and green, and she broke down in her heart for a long time before she smiled reluctantly and began to explain:

"Everyone, welcome to Jurassic World. We have crossed the mountains and come to the world of dinosaurs. We are about to usher in a wonderful and joyful journey..."

Although she was smiling, no matter how Eudora listened, she could hear a cry of collapse from Betty's tone.

While showing great sympathy to Betty, Udora and Peter also showed great sorrow and despair on their faces.

One is a greasy mushroom head who wants to flirt with girls from time to time, the other is selective mutism who dare not speak when seeing girls, and the other is a big and oversized tough kid! !

——Beautiful and happy journey, ghost!

Traveling with so many people, how can we experience the joy of happiness!