Old Misfits This Month [Myth]

Chapter 1 A Deep Misunderstanding

It is said that this month is old, and it is the god who is in charge of marriage in the heavens.Thousands of years ago, it was shaped by the light of the moon, and its power came from the eye of the great god Pangu—the moon.He often sits under the marriage tree and looks through the marriage book, so he is named the old man under the moon.

Yuelao, whose real name is Chai Yunxiu, loves to drink, especially in Shengjing Junzishang.However, although he is a god of heaven, he doesn't have any money from the mortal world.That's right, only believers give him incense and build temples for him, no one will burn money for him.

Ever since, Yuelao bowed his waist for wine, stole down to the mortal world, and was forced to open his business.I found a small errand in the Yuelao Temple in Shengjing, and used my housekeeping skills to solve the lottery for people and count their marriages.That's not too bad, it's a reputation.Now, it is known far and near that there is a lottery solver in the city who knows the heavens and the earth, and all the marriages he has calculated are perfect.

Today is the Qixi Festival, and the entire city of Shengjing is tightly wrapped in red. Red lanterns, red strings, and red lotus lanterns make this long-desolate capital city extremely festive.

The front of the Yuelao Temple was crowded with men and women who came to pray for blessings, begging Yuelao to give them a happy and sweet marriage. They didn't know that Yuelao was indeed sitting in the Yuelao Temple at the moment.

Kneeling in front of the old moon statue in the main hall is a woman dressed in coarse linen, with a magnificent figure and full body.She closed her eyes, her slender and thick eyelashes trembled slightly, her skin was fair and fluffy, and her facial features were exquisite and lovely.She held the stick in both hands, shaking it from time to time, muttering something.

Sitting next to the lottery table is a young man, wearing a red coat with gilt cloud patterns, a white shirt inside, a black double-layer belt, and a diamond-shaped jade pendant.A half-tie ponytail was tied with a red headband, and his thick black hair was scattered behind the young man's back. Zong Zhi was a handsome and beautiful young man, as bright as a jade tree before the wind, and he was probably the one he was talking about.

In his right hand he held a black folding fan and gently fanned it, while in his left hand he held a pot of Gentleman's War, waiting for the woman to come and ask for it.Yes, this boy is the old man under the moon with white hair and childlike face.

The world seems to have a lot of misunderstandings about Yuelao.Most of the classics record that Yuelao is a kind-hearted old man who leads the way, but he did not expect that he is actually a handsome young man. This is a misunderstanding.In the human world, Yuelao has long black hair, and only when he returns to the heaven, his beautiful hair will turn back to silvery white.

"Crack" a long stick fell from the bucket, the woman picked up the bamboo stick on the ground, got up slowly, and walked to the lot-breaking stand, seeing Chai Yunxiu drinking lazily, she didn't expect the person who solved the lot to be like this young.She seemed to have some distrust of this young man's level, and asked, "Dare to ask my little master, what is the solution to this sign?"

Chai Yunxiu sat up straight, put down the folding fan in his hand, cleared his throat, patted his chest and said, "Let me take a closer look."

He took the bamboo stick and signed the text saying "Fifty lottery".Chai Yunxiu frowned, touched his chin, a little puzzled.The signature of this sign is "Two lives in one body, only one shadow".But for this girl, it is clearly written in the marriage book that the marriage is happy and smooth, and her husband is dignified.It was the first time he had encountered the signature and the marriage book.

While he was in distress, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration. The combination of the two would not be a perfect explanation.Chai Yunxiu opened the fan, closed his eyes, shook his head, and assumed the attitude of an old-fashioned and pedantic gentleman, which was incompatible with his young face, "Girl was alone in the previous two lives, but she was born alone. I am afraid that there will be some twists and turns in this life, but you need to wait for her." Keep your eyes open, grasp it carefully, and there will be a good ending."

Chai Yunxiu was proud, since the marriage book said that her marriage was good, he would personally cheer for her, find a good husband, draw the red line, and forcibly break the signature.Even if the process is full of twists and turns, the result is good.He thought he explained the signature perfectly, but in fact he found a new job for himself.

The woman's cheeks were slightly red, and her faint smile was as refreshing and pleasant as a spring breeze.But at this moment, a man in brocade clothes suddenly grabbed the woman's right wrist. The woman trembled in fright at this sudden moment, and the bamboo stick in her hand was instantly scattered all over the ground.

The man shouted, "It's useless to ask for any lottery, you are destined to be mine."

Only then did the woman see the other person's face clearly, her complexion turned pale, and she accidentally yelled in annoyance. "Let me go! Let me go!" She struggled hard, twisting her wrist left and right, but she couldn't break free.

The man said meanly: "Your poor father has already sold you to me. I am your wishful man. What more do you want! Take it away!" After speaking, he flicked the woman's wrist and pushed her towards The servant standing at the door waiting.

The poor woman was weak and weak, she staggered and fell to the ground.Two servants, one on the left and one on the right of the door, each grabbed the woman's arm and dragged her up from the ground again.Like a prisoner, he pressed his hands behind his back and led out of the hall.

"What are you looking at! Get the hell out of here!" The man swayed his sleeves, glared at the crowd, and led his dozen or so servants away in a leisurely manner.

Everyone pointed and pointed, but no one stood up to stop all this. The crowd was noisy for a long time and refused to disperse.

Chai Yunxiu didn't make a sound during the whole process. He witnessed the whole process of Su Wenhao forcibly robbing people.Although he is jealous of evil and likes to meddle in other people's business, he never shows up in front of people, he only cares about watching the theater, secretly playing tricks and venting his anger.Chai Yunxiu thought, "It turns out that this is the tyrant of the capital, Su Wenhao, the second son of the Master Shangshu's family, who is used to robbing women and bullying the weak."

He flapped the folding fan in his hand, a wicked smile faintly flickered on the corner of his mouth, his heart was already full of small calculations.He placed a small triangular sign on the lottery release table with the four words "Closed Business" on it, got up and left.

Chai Yunxiu's departure made the long line start to be noisy, one by one restless, one after another, complaining that they have waited in line for so long today, but they still haven't obtained a visa, and some people even stepped forward to stop Chai Yunxiu out of control.

"Whoosh" Chai Yunxiu put away his folding fan, twirled around and dodged lightly, the red clothes twirled and picked up a gust of wind, slid into the path behind the main hall, and disappeared in the backyard of Yuelao Temple.

At some point on the roof of the Shangshu Mansion, a young man in red appeared.

"Oh, the roof is a good place." Chai Yunxiu sat down on the roof of the lobby of the Shangshu Mansion. The moonlight was as bright as frost, shining on the black tiles of the Shangshu Mansion, revealing a icy chill.I don't know if it's the cold weather or the cold people.

The second son of the Su family stepped into the threshold of the Shangshu Mansion. The threshold was a bit high, just at the knee level. Su Wenhao pointed to the woman who had just been captured, and motioned to the servant behind him, with a wretched smile on his face, "Take this bitch Take me to my room."

"Congratulations, young master, young master had a great time tonight."

"The little lady looks really good"

The servants behind him began to boo one by one, their extremely flattering faces made people feel uncomfortable all over.

"Reward, everyone has a reward." Su Wenhao pinched the woman's chin, slowly lifted her face, and looked her up and down.

"Go away!" the woman said with anger, she tried her best to turn her head away, and turned her face away.

Su Wenhao opened his eyes wide, raised the corners of his mouth, moved his face closer to the woman, and looked at her lewdly, "Let's see how tough you can be, I'll let you have a taste of my master tonight!"

He flicked his sleeves behind him and shouted, "Send it in!"

A dozen servants seemed to be transporting some valuables. They were afraid that the woman would run away, so they surrounded the woman and walked towards the Haoyu Pavilion in the East Garden one after another.

Su Wenhao patted the shoulders of the last two servants in the team, and they moved their heads closer. Su Wenhao covered his left face with his hands, and whispered as if afraid of being heard, "Come with me to the kitchen to steal two jugs of wine. "

"But the master doesn't let you drink." The servant on the left frowned and said worriedly.

Su Wenhao slapped the mountain fan on the servant's face, "So I'm going to steal it!"

The three looked around with their waists bent, and after confirming that there was no one around, they walked towards the kitchen.

"It seems that I came at the right time. It saves me so many houses to search for one by one."

The boy sitting on the roof opened his fan, rolled his eyes, and let out a "poof" laugh.

"Let me think about what thread to pull."

Chai Yunxiu took off the brocade pouch hanging from his waist. The red brocade pouch was embroidered with gold thread, and the thick red thread was worn on a round hollowed-out transparent white jade pendant, with the moon and tree engraved on it. Blowing slightly.

This is probably the second misunderstanding that the world has about Yuelao.Once the red rope is pulled, one cannot escape the destiny of the third life.It is good to hold a red line, but there are many kinds of red lines.There are ninety-nine and 81 kinds of red threads in Yuelao's kit, and different red threads have different effects.For example: a happy result, a tie line, a love line that cannot be together, a love line that hates because of love, etc., who said that if you get married, you will be able to achieve a positive result, and you will live forever of.

"Just this one, I will give you a thread of ecstasy, and you will be as happy as a fairy tonight!"

Chai Yunxiu slapped the fan in his hand vigorously, looking very hot, his pure face was tinged with a touch of red, he raised his head, grinned and shook his head with a silly smile, "Not suitable for children, not suitable for children"

Chai Yunxiu held an ecstasy thread between his fingers, and with a wave of his arm, one end was tied to the ankle of Su Wenhao who had just stolen wine from the kitchen, and the other end flew towards Qingcuixuan in Beiyuan.

Su Wenhao signaled the servants to back down, "You all step down, my young master is going to do business." The two servants smiled at each other, bowed, and left.

Under the moonlight, this Shangshu Mansion was very quiet, and in the dead of night, everyone fell asleep as usual, but today was different.Tomorrow morning, you will receive the gift from Yuelao.

Chai Yunxiu raised the wine jar, raised his head and took a sip, "Oh, the wine in this world is the most suitable for me. Let's go, see you tomorrow morning." He put away his folding fan and waved towards Su Wenhao's receding back. waved.

"Leave some for Xuantian Jun to taste." Chai Yunxiu turned around and disappeared into the moonlight.

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