Lost time and space

Saori looked at Sun Wukong's lazy but decent handsome face, her heart skipped a beat, and she couldn't help but ask, "Eldest brother, why are you here?"

Sun Wukong glanced at her and said calmly: "You can be here, why can't Old Sun?"

"...Then you are self-aware."

"Ok?"

Sazhi curled her lips and said, "Aren't you afraid of frightening people when you walk around the market like this?"

Sun Wukong was obviously startled and said: "Old Sun is always like this."

Saori was taken aback and said: "Originally? Then you... your usual..."

Sun Wukong was angry and funny, and slapped her on the head again: "You idiot, the old grandson has retreated from the monkey body and turned into a human form for a long time, and the usual one is just the original form."

Saori was very surprised: "Then you look good now, why did you become that ghostly?"

Sun Wukong looked at him and remained silent for a while.

It was rare for Saori to see the helpless look in his eyes, and it was even more strange, but she swallowed the words back after touching his fleeting chill.

After a while, Sun Wukong regained his lazy smile and said, "Let's go." He turned around and left first.

Sazhi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly followed behind him, thinking to himself that he is indeed the Monkey King, and that he looks much more beautiful with his monkey body back.

Monkey King didn't go back to the temple outside the city, but went straight to the city.

Saori couldn't help asking, "Where are we going?"

"Go and find out about the enemy first."

"Enemy situation?" Sazhi suddenly remembered that Sun Wukong must go to Sanqing Temple to inquire about this trip, and followed him obediently.

It was completely dark, and there was a sound of bells and drums, and the sound of chanting scriptures came from afar. The two looked at each other, and walked quickly to Xiang Lai Sheng, and soon saw a majestic and magnificent Taoist temple.

The two dodged in and went straight to the door of the lobby, and saw a group of Taoist priests kneeling in front of the statue of Sanqing and chanting scriptures, led by three old Taoist priests who were kneeling with eye-catching and strange shapes.

Sazhi saw that these three old Taoist priests should be tiger power, deer power, and sheep power.

Sun Wukong looked at the majesty and luxury of this Taoist temple, and then thought of the desolation of the monks and monasteries outside the city. Let's go, go back first."

Sazhi knew that he would come again in the middle of the night, so he didn't say much, and the two returned to the temple on a cloud.

In the middle of the night, Saori was sleeping drowsily, when she suddenly felt someone pushing her gently, and she turned over with a jerk.

"Eldest brother..." When she saw the person pushing her, Sazhi only said three words, Sun Wukong's warm hand covered her mouth: "Speak softly, let's go, let's go to Sanqing Temple again."

Sazhi nodded, Sun Wukong let go of her hand covering her mouth, turned to Zhu Bajie who was sleeping soundly beside him, chuckled lightly, leaned into his ear and said: "Bajie, Bajie, get up, let's go to have supper, The steamed buns there are as big as a bowl, the roasted fruit is as big as a basin, and there are as many fruits as an orchard..." Before he finished speaking, Bajie got up and said, "Wait...wait for me, old pig, where can I enjoy it?"

Monkey King glared at him: "If you want to eat, please speak softly, don't wake up Master."

The three of them went out lightly in their clothes, and rushed towards the Sanqing Temple on a cloud.

When we arrived at Sanqing Temple, the Taoist priests were still practicing and chanting scriptures. Sun Wukong used a supernatural power to blow a gust of wind, which was gloomy and cold, and rolled up the lights and incense in the lobby.

The Taoist priests were all terrified, and hastily stopped the ritual chanting they were doing, sent away all the little Taoist priests, and left the hall.

For a moment, the hall was quiet, only a few dim candles remained.

Sun Wukong pushed the door open first, and Bajie followed closely. He was already greedy for the tribute on the table, so he grabbed a piece of burnt fruit and stuffed it into his mouth.

Monkey King has sharp eyes and quick hands, and he took out the golden cudgel and hit him on the head.

Zhu Bajie was so scared that he quickly withdrew his hands, dodging and nagging: "What are you doing, brother monkey, didn't you want us to have supper, and now you don't give it, aren't you playing tricks, Xiao Mian."

Sun Wukong scolded: "I'm making you anxious, it's not that I won't give you food, but I want to eat it with peace of mind, and I won't be afraid of revealing my secrets if I eat it secretly. First, we will remove the three statues for offering and then we will change their appearance. It will be more reassuring to eat. "

Zhu Bajie murmured: "I'm afraid of stealing something to eat..." Seeing Monkey King staring at him, he picked up the three statues and asked, "Where are you going to move these?"

Sun Wukong said: "When we came, there was a small door next to the door. It should be the place where the five grains reincarnate. You can carry it there."

Bajie immediately went out with his shoulders on his shoulders.

Saori smiled "Puchi", and the five grains reincarnated!Even a toilet can have such an elegant name, which is more worthy of the name than modern toilets.

Sun Wukong looked at her with a half-smile: "What are you laughing at?"

Sazhi said solemnly: "No, don't look down on the hut, it has a Taoist name, I just admire you very much."

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "There are many things you admire about the old grandson."

Saori couldn't help sticking out her tongue, making a grimace.

Sun Wukong was complacent and didn't care about her.

After a while, Zhu Bajie came back, nagging and muttering as he walked, but he obediently shut his mouth when he saw Monkey King's impatient face.

Sun Wukong said: "Bajie, what Bodhisattvas were those three just now?"

Bajie laughed and said, "I don't even know Sanqing, so what kind of Bodhisattva is there?"

Sun Wukong lazily said: "Oh? Which Sanqing?"

"Yuanshi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun, and Lingbao Daojun."

Sun Wukong said: "Very well, we will eat like them."

Zhu Bajie clapped his palms and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, good idea, Brother Hou, you will become Yuanshi Tianzun, Xiaosha, you will become Taishang Laojun, and Laozhu will become Lingbao Daojun..."

"No." Sazhi hurriedly said, "I will become the Taoist Lord Lingbao."

Bajie was stunned, Sun Wukong blinked his eyes, looked at her and said: "Whatever, change quickly."

The three of them turned into Sanqing, grabbed the fruit offerings on the table and ate them.

The three of them were laughing and eating happily, when Sun Wukong suddenly called out: "Stop, someone is coming."

The three of them immediately sat upright on the altar, motionless.

The door opened, and the three Taoist priests and some young Taoist priests came in. They were amazed when they saw the messy fruit peels all over the ground.

Sazhi and Bajie felt uneasy for a while, and looked at Monkey King together.

Sun Wukong didn't care, Dama Jindao sat firmly and accepted their salute, motioned the two to calm down, and then said some perfunctory words to deal with the three monsters.

However, they refused to obey and continued to kowtow and beg.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and asked them to go out and give them some holy water.

I saw three Taoist priests each holding a few plates and bottles, placed them on the table and then closed the door and went out.

Bajie couldn't help but said: "What to do, Brother Monkey, where did we get the holy water?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "You see, sometimes you have it too, Old Sun." He suddenly turned to Sazhi at the side, and smiled strangely: "Xiao Sha, turn your head away, and you don't need it."

Saori was stunned, and immediately understood, blushed, and hid aside.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie urinated in the bottle, and then smiled and called the three priests to come in.

Seeing all the Taoist priests swarming up to drink their urine, the three of them suppressed their laughter and said nothing. When Yang Li felt that there was something wrong and suspected it was urine, Sazhi finally couldn't help but "puchi" A laugh came out.

Sun Wukong even laughed out loud, showing his true form and saying: "Yaodao, you really think that this is Sanqing showing up to give you holy water, it's just our piss, thank you for having a meal, I can't repay you , leave some urine as a reward, hahaha..."

Only then did the three priests realize that they had been deceived and were furious, so they rushed up and shouted: "Catch them..."

Sun Wukong didn't fight with them either, he grabbed Shazhi and Bajie one by one, and left Sanqing Daoist Temple with a loud somersault.

The three of them flew straight out of the city and went back to the monastery, and quietly returned to the room to lie down, not daring to wake Tang Seng.

At dawn, Tang Seng woke up, got up and woke up the three to go to the city to change Guan Wen.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "Master, let's go together. This king respects Taoist monks so much, I'm afraid it will be bad for you."

Tang Seng nodded and said, "Very good, let's go together."

The four masters and apprentices bid farewell to the monks in the temple, and then walked into the city.

Then, in the battle in the city of Che Chi, Sun Wukong showed his supernatural powers, showing his infinite Taoism of Monkey King.

Seeing his powerful supernatural powers again, Saori secretly admired him. Sun Wukong is indeed a hero. He is brave and resourceful enough to disdain everything. He deserves to be the future fighting saint Buddha!

Great victory over Hu Li, Lu Li, and Yang Li, killing them all to show their original behavior, also made the king of Chechi Kingdom sober, pardoned all the monks, and the four of them switched Guan Wen, and continued on their way west

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