minions of the dead
Chapter 28 Yue Feng Chases "Wife"
Xin Hua, who left the third city a long time ago, is now in the boundary of the sixth city. Sitting in the hotel, he sneezed fiercely, and kept muttering in his heart, I am indeed very charming. In such a strange place, there are still people thinking about me.
Wuming stayed in the ring and felt bored, so she simply came out to walk with Xin Hua and the others. Seeing that his white hair was so long that it almost fell to the ground, Xin Hua felt that it was a bit too ostentatious, and then put His long hair was cut for him while he was asleep, and then he was dyed the red color he liked. He was so angry that Wuming ignored him for a long time, but he was reluctant to stay too far away from him, so he had no choice but to stay away from him. Where he was closer, he sulked.
"Hey, why don't you drink some of this first? Wuming, I heard that this is a unique feature of the Sixth City. Although this place is just a remote mountainous area, this thing is really good, and there are many things in it." Xin Hua Picking up the cup in his hand, he handed it to Wuming with a smile.
Looking at it, Yu Bo felt that Xin Hua's butt looked like a big, fluffy dog's tail, and it kept wagging at his master...
Wuming took the cup, tasted it, and thought it was good, nodded slightly, but still ignored Xin Hua.Xin Hua had no choice but to return to her seat awkwardly, and then turned her head to look at Yu Bo.
Yu Bo suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing, he hurriedly sat up straight, and coughed lightly.
"Tell me, what's interesting here recently? Or something amazing happened?" Xin Hua asked seriously.
Yu Bo: ...I knew it would be like this. When I was talking to Wuming just now, I was still like a pug, but when I looked at myself in a blink of an eye, I was like a Rakshasa.
"Hey, speaking of this, there are really a few things."
"Oh, let's hear it."
"Let me tell you a joke first."
"Are you free?"
"Hey? Now you guessed wrong. It really is not. This happened just a few days ago. Almost everyone in the ten miles and eight villages knows about it."
"Oh? Let's talk about it first."
"I heard that more than a month ago, a very strange white-haired old man came here. The old man's hair was very long. One day, the old man was walking on a noisy street in the countryside, and suddenly wanted to The toilet, and then turned a corner, and there happened to be an open-air one, and the old man couldn't wait to walk in, guess what? "
"Huh???" Xin Hua glanced at Wuming. He felt that every time he heard white hair, he always thought of Wuming's full head of white hair. It happened that the old man had such long hair this time, which made him feel even more Interesting, but what Yu Bo was talking about was just an old man, and Wu Ming didn't look like an old man, huh? "Continue, what about the back? After the old man goes in?"
"Pfft...hahahahahaha..." Yu Bo couldn't help laughing out loud, patting his thigh while laughing.
Xin Hua pursed her lips and looked at this bastard, wondering if she had killed too many people, and even her mind was muddled?Otherwise, how could anyone else laugh before the joke was finished?
"Let me tell you, after the old man went in, he locked the door directly."
"Well, then what?"
"Then, it is said that for more than 20 days, the old man stayed inside and did not come out. It is said that it lasted about 23 days."
Xin Hua: This number is really good. I was crushed by that lunatic Yuefeng, so I was crushed for a total of 23 days. This uncle is making up the number?But isn't this too much of a coincidence?
Wuming next to him suddenly tensed up, and looked at the two people who were chatting happily, with a slightly abnormal expression on their faces, but those present were only listening to Yu Bo's jokes, and no one paid attention to him.
"Oh, what happened afterwards? The uncle died?"
"Pfft...hahahahahahahaha..."
Xin Hua: ... "Speak quickly."
"Hey, that's good." Yu Bomiao put away his smiling face, tensed up the nerves on his face with a fake smile, resisted the urge to laugh, and continued: "The later version is a bit different. .”
"Then you say the same thing."
"Okay. There is a version that said that after the uncle went in, he directly pulled a girl over, and then the two of them started talking, um, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ecstasy, it is said that even the little Wan in Goulanyuan is not as good as the voice of ecstasy, and what's more terrible is that it was in an open-air toilet, such a smelly place, that person actually yelled for 23 days Ah, the people nearby almost thought that some cat was about to give birth to a kitten. In the end, they went in and knocked on the door several times in a row, but they couldn't interrupt the old man's passion... In the end, it is said that he finally came out , or walked out while leaning on the wall and waist... Hahahahahaha... Do you think it's funny??? Hahahahahaha..."
The fist in Wuming's hand was clenched tightly, and he took a long breath.
Xin Hua looked curiously at the man who was laughing like he was having epilepsy. It's really ridiculous, but it shouldn't be true, right?After all, how can anyone have Yuefeng's physical strength?Especially in the toilet.He looked at Yu Bo suspiciously and asked, "Is this unlikely?"
"Hey, don't doubt it. Hundreds of people have seen it with their own eyes, and they definitely saw it for real."
"Oh, you can do that for more than 20 days?"
Suddenly, Yu Bo felt that a basin of cold water was poured from his head to his heels. What kind of eyes were those eyes?
"It should be possible." Yu Bo replied a little unconfidently, he hasn't tried this yet, how about finding a woman to try someday?Yu Bo thought so.
Xin Hua squinted at him, curled her lips, and looked like this, 23 days?It would be nice if it doesn't end in seconds, do you really think you have the ability of Yuefeng? ? ?Bah, bah, why did I think of that lunatic again.
Yu Bo felt a little embarrassed when he saw it, and always felt that something was wrong, why did this topic come up here?No, they are clearly discussing the old man, okay?
"That, no, that old man, I haven't finished yet..." Just when Yu Bo was about to continue talking, he was pushed out of the window by a strong force through the wide open window, and then came back again. The sound of things falling.
Xin Hua looked at Wuming who was wiping his hands in disgust, and the corner of his mouth twitched again.
Wuming was still doing his own thing coldly, not caring about Xin Hua's curious eyes at all, nor giving any explanation.
By the time Yu Bo came up again, he had already packed himself up and looked at Xin Hua with a look of grievance. The look of daring to be angry but not to speak out was really "I feel sorry for me", but neither of the two people present Bird him.
"What else?"
Only then did Yu Bo put away his mischievous expression, and seriously talked about the series of murders that happened recently.
"Red thread kills?" Xin Hua frowned and asked.
"Well, I heard that in this area, everyone died peacefully, both men and women, as if voluntarily offering their souls and asking to be killed. I even heard that this is their glory."
"Oh? Is it a little strange?"
"Well, should we take care of it?"
"Who are most of the people who died?"
"I heard from them that most of the dead are men and women who are in the period of passionate love. Everyone's family is said to have a good life. Suddenly, such a thing happened, and no one figured it out. Why. The more you live comfortably and the more you love each other, the more this kind of thing happens, the more noisy you are all day long, but nothing happens."
"The dead person, again, how to die?"
"It seems that I was sent to my body, and someone used the fire-type red elemental power to directly penetrate the brain and die."
"okay, I get it."
……
In the following days, seven or eight days passed in a few people's leisurely wanderings. Naturally, they did not really wander for so many days. During the day, each of them wanted to Take the various potions prepared by Xin Hua to transform into other masks to investigate, and at night, go to the place where the crime happened to steal the corpse for research.
This evening, the group finally had a new move.
Xin Hua looked at the red, willow and green dresses in front of her with a sad face, gritted her teeth and put them on, as if she was wearing clothes to kill her father and enemy. It was agreed that Yu Bo would pretend to be a woman, and Wuming would pretend to be her husband, but why did it end up being that he pretended to be a woman? ? ?But looking at Wuming's face with a smile that was so bright that it was about to bloom, he was really embarrassed to say no to acting. For some reason, he always had an inexplicable distress in his heart for Wuming, which he couldn't shake off or drive away. .
It was getting dark gradually, and the lights on the noisy street began to light up a long queue. Xin Hua held Wuming's arm and called her husband one by one:
"Husband, look at that little toy duck that sprays water, isn't it cute?" Xin Hua endured the goosebumps all over her body, pointed at a little teal duck placed in front of a shop, and said sweetly.
"Well, it's what you say, dear." After Wuming finished speaking, he tapped Xin Hua's forehead affectionately with his hand.
Xin Hua only felt that Wuming smiled so happily, and really wanted to keep him happy like this.
"Honey, look over there, it's so lively, isn't it?"
"Ah."
"Then let's go and have a look, shall we?"
"Well, it's all up to you, baby."
After finishing speaking this time, Wuming kissed her directly.
Xin Hua only felt a sudden softness on his forehead, and when he raised his head again, Wuming had already put his head back and looked at him proudly, like a cat stealing fish.
Xin Hua felt that something was wrong with him, he was 100% sure and certain that he liked Yue Feng, but he didn't even have the slightest dislike for Wuming's touch, nor did he notice the slightest disobedience, on the contrary, he felt a kind of joy Hiding in my heart, it was like being kissed by Yuefeng.
This is wrong, very wrong, he originally wanted to raise his head and give Wuming a slap in the face, but the moment he raised his head, he saw Wuming's satisfied expression as if he had the whole world. Unable to speak.He always felt that this should be the case between him and Wuming, rather than a sense of distance.
Yu Bo looked at the two people who showed their affection, and thought to himself: My good guy, we actually kissed each other. If that lunatic finds out, he might go crazy. Fortunately, he didn't pretend to be a woman. If you can't beat it, you won't be suffocated to death.
Xin Hua didn't say anything more, the group continued to speak various irregular words, and moved forward a little bit. They only wanted to lure out the people behind them. The unruly and willful eldest lady was brought out.
……
"Honey, that's what they want." Xin Hua shook Wuming's arm with both hands, bouncing and bouncing while acting like a baby.
Yu Bo, the "housekeeper" next to him, suddenly felt that he couldn't go on. This was really terrifying. No matter what, the hairs on his body stood up several times, yet Xin Hua could still act.
At this time, Xin Hua not only didn't feel a little bit embarrassed, but felt that the more he acted, the more he got involved in the role, and the happier he acted, the more exciting he acted, and naturally it became more and more smooth.
"Okay, okay, buy, buy, buy, listen to the little one." Wuming still had that doting look in his eyes. If Xin Hua hadn't known that this was all acting, he might have taken it seriously.
Just when Xin Hua was about to reply, "My husband is so kind, I love you so much", suddenly there was an extremely discordant voice...
……
Wuming stayed in the ring and felt bored, so she simply came out to walk with Xin Hua and the others. Seeing that his white hair was so long that it almost fell to the ground, Xin Hua felt that it was a bit too ostentatious, and then put His long hair was cut for him while he was asleep, and then he was dyed the red color he liked. He was so angry that Wuming ignored him for a long time, but he was reluctant to stay too far away from him, so he had no choice but to stay away from him. Where he was closer, he sulked.
"Hey, why don't you drink some of this first? Wuming, I heard that this is a unique feature of the Sixth City. Although this place is just a remote mountainous area, this thing is really good, and there are many things in it." Xin Hua Picking up the cup in his hand, he handed it to Wuming with a smile.
Looking at it, Yu Bo felt that Xin Hua's butt looked like a big, fluffy dog's tail, and it kept wagging at his master...
Wuming took the cup, tasted it, and thought it was good, nodded slightly, but still ignored Xin Hua.Xin Hua had no choice but to return to her seat awkwardly, and then turned her head to look at Yu Bo.
Yu Bo suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing, he hurriedly sat up straight, and coughed lightly.
"Tell me, what's interesting here recently? Or something amazing happened?" Xin Hua asked seriously.
Yu Bo: ...I knew it would be like this. When I was talking to Wuming just now, I was still like a pug, but when I looked at myself in a blink of an eye, I was like a Rakshasa.
"Hey, speaking of this, there are really a few things."
"Oh, let's hear it."
"Let me tell you a joke first."
"Are you free?"
"Hey? Now you guessed wrong. It really is not. This happened just a few days ago. Almost everyone in the ten miles and eight villages knows about it."
"Oh? Let's talk about it first."
"I heard that more than a month ago, a very strange white-haired old man came here. The old man's hair was very long. One day, the old man was walking on a noisy street in the countryside, and suddenly wanted to The toilet, and then turned a corner, and there happened to be an open-air one, and the old man couldn't wait to walk in, guess what? "
"Huh???" Xin Hua glanced at Wuming. He felt that every time he heard white hair, he always thought of Wuming's full head of white hair. It happened that the old man had such long hair this time, which made him feel even more Interesting, but what Yu Bo was talking about was just an old man, and Wu Ming didn't look like an old man, huh? "Continue, what about the back? After the old man goes in?"
"Pfft...hahahahahaha..." Yu Bo couldn't help laughing out loud, patting his thigh while laughing.
Xin Hua pursed her lips and looked at this bastard, wondering if she had killed too many people, and even her mind was muddled?Otherwise, how could anyone else laugh before the joke was finished?
"Let me tell you, after the old man went in, he locked the door directly."
"Well, then what?"
"Then, it is said that for more than 20 days, the old man stayed inside and did not come out. It is said that it lasted about 23 days."
Xin Hua: This number is really good. I was crushed by that lunatic Yuefeng, so I was crushed for a total of 23 days. This uncle is making up the number?But isn't this too much of a coincidence?
Wuming next to him suddenly tensed up, and looked at the two people who were chatting happily, with a slightly abnormal expression on their faces, but those present were only listening to Yu Bo's jokes, and no one paid attention to him.
"Oh, what happened afterwards? The uncle died?"
"Pfft...hahahahahahahaha..."
Xin Hua: ... "Speak quickly."
"Hey, that's good." Yu Bomiao put away his smiling face, tensed up the nerves on his face with a fake smile, resisted the urge to laugh, and continued: "The later version is a bit different. .”
"Then you say the same thing."
"Okay. There is a version that said that after the uncle went in, he directly pulled a girl over, and then the two of them started talking, um, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ecstasy, it is said that even the little Wan in Goulanyuan is not as good as the voice of ecstasy, and what's more terrible is that it was in an open-air toilet, such a smelly place, that person actually yelled for 23 days Ah, the people nearby almost thought that some cat was about to give birth to a kitten. In the end, they went in and knocked on the door several times in a row, but they couldn't interrupt the old man's passion... In the end, it is said that he finally came out , or walked out while leaning on the wall and waist... Hahahahahaha... Do you think it's funny??? Hahahahahaha..."
The fist in Wuming's hand was clenched tightly, and he took a long breath.
Xin Hua looked curiously at the man who was laughing like he was having epilepsy. It's really ridiculous, but it shouldn't be true, right?After all, how can anyone have Yuefeng's physical strength?Especially in the toilet.He looked at Yu Bo suspiciously and asked, "Is this unlikely?"
"Hey, don't doubt it. Hundreds of people have seen it with their own eyes, and they definitely saw it for real."
"Oh, you can do that for more than 20 days?"
Suddenly, Yu Bo felt that a basin of cold water was poured from his head to his heels. What kind of eyes were those eyes?
"It should be possible." Yu Bo replied a little unconfidently, he hasn't tried this yet, how about finding a woman to try someday?Yu Bo thought so.
Xin Hua squinted at him, curled her lips, and looked like this, 23 days?It would be nice if it doesn't end in seconds, do you really think you have the ability of Yuefeng? ? ?Bah, bah, why did I think of that lunatic again.
Yu Bo felt a little embarrassed when he saw it, and always felt that something was wrong, why did this topic come up here?No, they are clearly discussing the old man, okay?
"That, no, that old man, I haven't finished yet..." Just when Yu Bo was about to continue talking, he was pushed out of the window by a strong force through the wide open window, and then came back again. The sound of things falling.
Xin Hua looked at Wuming who was wiping his hands in disgust, and the corner of his mouth twitched again.
Wuming was still doing his own thing coldly, not caring about Xin Hua's curious eyes at all, nor giving any explanation.
By the time Yu Bo came up again, he had already packed himself up and looked at Xin Hua with a look of grievance. The look of daring to be angry but not to speak out was really "I feel sorry for me", but neither of the two people present Bird him.
"What else?"
Only then did Yu Bo put away his mischievous expression, and seriously talked about the series of murders that happened recently.
"Red thread kills?" Xin Hua frowned and asked.
"Well, I heard that in this area, everyone died peacefully, both men and women, as if voluntarily offering their souls and asking to be killed. I even heard that this is their glory."
"Oh? Is it a little strange?"
"Well, should we take care of it?"
"Who are most of the people who died?"
"I heard from them that most of the dead are men and women who are in the period of passionate love. Everyone's family is said to have a good life. Suddenly, such a thing happened, and no one figured it out. Why. The more you live comfortably and the more you love each other, the more this kind of thing happens, the more noisy you are all day long, but nothing happens."
"The dead person, again, how to die?"
"It seems that I was sent to my body, and someone used the fire-type red elemental power to directly penetrate the brain and die."
"okay, I get it."
……
In the following days, seven or eight days passed in a few people's leisurely wanderings. Naturally, they did not really wander for so many days. During the day, each of them wanted to Take the various potions prepared by Xin Hua to transform into other masks to investigate, and at night, go to the place where the crime happened to steal the corpse for research.
This evening, the group finally had a new move.
Xin Hua looked at the red, willow and green dresses in front of her with a sad face, gritted her teeth and put them on, as if she was wearing clothes to kill her father and enemy. It was agreed that Yu Bo would pretend to be a woman, and Wuming would pretend to be her husband, but why did it end up being that he pretended to be a woman? ? ?But looking at Wuming's face with a smile that was so bright that it was about to bloom, he was really embarrassed to say no to acting. For some reason, he always had an inexplicable distress in his heart for Wuming, which he couldn't shake off or drive away. .
It was getting dark gradually, and the lights on the noisy street began to light up a long queue. Xin Hua held Wuming's arm and called her husband one by one:
"Husband, look at that little toy duck that sprays water, isn't it cute?" Xin Hua endured the goosebumps all over her body, pointed at a little teal duck placed in front of a shop, and said sweetly.
"Well, it's what you say, dear." After Wuming finished speaking, he tapped Xin Hua's forehead affectionately with his hand.
Xin Hua only felt that Wuming smiled so happily, and really wanted to keep him happy like this.
"Honey, look over there, it's so lively, isn't it?"
"Ah."
"Then let's go and have a look, shall we?"
"Well, it's all up to you, baby."
After finishing speaking this time, Wuming kissed her directly.
Xin Hua only felt a sudden softness on his forehead, and when he raised his head again, Wuming had already put his head back and looked at him proudly, like a cat stealing fish.
Xin Hua felt that something was wrong with him, he was 100% sure and certain that he liked Yue Feng, but he didn't even have the slightest dislike for Wuming's touch, nor did he notice the slightest disobedience, on the contrary, he felt a kind of joy Hiding in my heart, it was like being kissed by Yuefeng.
This is wrong, very wrong, he originally wanted to raise his head and give Wuming a slap in the face, but the moment he raised his head, he saw Wuming's satisfied expression as if he had the whole world. Unable to speak.He always felt that this should be the case between him and Wuming, rather than a sense of distance.
Yu Bo looked at the two people who showed their affection, and thought to himself: My good guy, we actually kissed each other. If that lunatic finds out, he might go crazy. Fortunately, he didn't pretend to be a woman. If you can't beat it, you won't be suffocated to death.
Xin Hua didn't say anything more, the group continued to speak various irregular words, and moved forward a little bit. They only wanted to lure out the people behind them. The unruly and willful eldest lady was brought out.
……
"Honey, that's what they want." Xin Hua shook Wuming's arm with both hands, bouncing and bouncing while acting like a baby.
Yu Bo, the "housekeeper" next to him, suddenly felt that he couldn't go on. This was really terrifying. No matter what, the hairs on his body stood up several times, yet Xin Hua could still act.
At this time, Xin Hua not only didn't feel a little bit embarrassed, but felt that the more he acted, the more he got involved in the role, and the happier he acted, the more exciting he acted, and naturally it became more and more smooth.
"Okay, okay, buy, buy, buy, listen to the little one." Wuming still had that doting look in his eyes. If Xin Hua hadn't known that this was all acting, he might have taken it seriously.
Just when Xin Hua was about to reply, "My husband is so kind, I love you so much", suddenly there was an extremely discordant voice...
……
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