Learning makes me happy! [Comprehensive]

"Poke ball? What's that? Catching elves?" Clark asked with the box in a dazed expression.

"Hmm...it's just such a name, it doesn't have any special meaning, it's one of the things Clark hates the most." Xiu explained, the poke ball and so on are completely sequelae of watching cartoons when he was a child.

"Why? Is there anything special about this?" Clark held a small ball, and saw that the ball suddenly became bigger, but he didn't see anything wrong.

"You'll know if you hit yourself once." Xiu raised his eyebrows and said happily.

"Smash it?" Clark was still very honest. He really took a poke ball and threw it at himself. A green light appeared in an instant. In the next second, he felt exhausted and fell to the ground. He stared round. Eyes, unbelievable feeling.

"Isn't it very sour?" Xiu couldn't help laughing when he saw Clark lying on the ground stupidly, "When my Clark is disobedient, as long as he sacrifices the elf ball, he will be honest immediately."

"Can... take it for me?" Clark said with great difficulty. The lethality of this poke ball is really too great.

"Of course." Xiu took the poke ball back without any hesitation, and gave Clark some science, "The core inside is made of kryptonite, which belongs to alien meteorites. It has no effect on ordinary people, and it is specially useful to Kryptonians. .”

"Um, is this my nemesis?" Clark asked curiously.

"That's right, there are five in this box. When you want to use it, you can pick one out and it will become bigger. You know the rest." Xiu nodded and said.

"What if I accidentally hurt him?" Clark was a little worried that if he accidentally bumped into him, the feeling of powerlessness just now was too bad.

"Are you stupid, just take it off." Xiu Baiyan said, and took out another underwear with a button on it, "By the way, when using this device, put this on as well. It helps you insulate yourself from kryptonite."

"You didn't take it out a long time ago..." Clark couldn't help saying while holding the underwear.

"Take it out early, how can you have a deep understanding." Xiu said with a bad smile.

"Okay..." Clark thought for a while, and reluctantly accepted Xiu's words.

"Very well, we are leaving, study hard." Xiu patted Clark on the shoulder and said.

"I don't want to admit that I'm illiterate at all. Have I been learning for nothing in the past ten years?" Clark said with a painful face. Alien languages ​​are not a system at all!

It looks so similar to people on earth, why can't the text be a little bit like it?

"Hey, that's how I came here too." Xiu gloated and said, so happy!

"Have you learned everything?" Clark asked suspiciously.

"Hmm, boy, you still have something to learn." Xiu didn't deny this.

Xiu and Steve didn't take the usual path, really, let's fix this physique, at least a few robbers or other things in a car, it feels like robbers all over the United States have come out, if you take a plane, maybe, It's just unlucky to be hijacked. Thinking about it this way, let's go through the cracks, at least there will be no trouble.

When I arrived in Gotham City, it was still daytime, so I was able to have a meal with Bruce.

When they came to Bruce's office, neither of them needed to report, because they directly used a knife to cut open the crack.

"Yo Ho, do you still remember coming back?" Bruce said happily after meeting Xiu and Steve, who hadn't seen each other for a long time.

"Hmm, didn't you lose money, right?" Xiu looked up and down Bruce, and found that his face was ruddy and shiny, not at all like the last time he saw him, and he finally grew some meat.

"Who am I, that I can still lose money?" Bruce glanced at the guy, what kind of thought did he expect him to lose money?

He, Bruce Wayne, how could he be in a business that lost money, not to mention, he was clearly the only one, but he had to support two companies, what a crime...

"Deser, what have you been doing with beauties lately? Your old reputation has spread to the countryside." Xiu couldn't help but complain.

"You guys come from the country?" Bruce grasped the point of the other party's words at once, and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing in the country?"

"Yes, the little brother adopted in the parallel world, but now it belongs to someone else's family." Xiu said innocently.

"Little brother?" Bruce only felt that the self in another world and his hobby of raising a younger brother were really different.

"Look." Xiu took out the early photos of Bruce and Clark and said.

"Really? This is me?" Bruce looked at the photo in disbelief. He was holding a fat boy in his arms. This is unscientific!

"Otherwise? I put your face against him and hugged him?" Xiubai said with disdain as his eyes were about to roll up to the sky.

"Impossible, you are not tall enough." Bruce shook his head without hesitation.

"You're enough." With a mouthful of old blood, height, etc., can't escape here?

"Let's go, Ah Fu has prepared a sumptuous dinner and is waiting for you to go back." Bruce took his coat and said to the two of them.

"I show you the photos so that you don't accidentally hurt our Clark, otherwise, you'll just wait for yourself in the parallel world to come and fight with you." Xiu said that he didn't show this guy photos for no reason, especially It's a photo of Clark tights he secretly took. He can't understand the aesthetics of Krypton at all. He wears pants outside, which is not civilized at all...

"Why did I accidentally hurt him?" Bruce asked with a puzzled look.

"Didn't I tell you?" Xiu blinked and said.

"Tell me what?" Bruce asked helplessly.

"Then what, this child is an alien." Xiu said a bit embarrassed.

"Huh?? What are you talking about?" Bruce just thought, what should I do if I really want to hit my brother?

"Aliens, but their planet has already exploded, so there are probably only a few of the same race in the entire universe? But don't worry about it, except for our family Clark, you can beat everyone else, you are welcome." Xiu said with a grin.

"Are you a threat?" Bruce raised his eyebrows. The younger brother's defense is not normal, but he should have thought of it earlier.

"Are you ashamed to bully a child who is so much younger than you?" Repair said bluntly, "Do you know how hard Bruce and I have worked to raise a little meatball wrapped in diapers to such a large size?!"

"..." Facing Xiu's roar, Bruce quickly surrendered and said, "Okay, you win."

"That's right, a gift for you." Xiu was satisfied, and Bruce had a good attitude, so he could give the gift.

"So if I don't agree, you won't give me the gift?" Bruce stared at Xiu's face in disbelief, then looked at Steve behind him and asked.

"Yes." Xiu nodded unceremoniously and said, that's what he thought.

"..." There was only one sentence in Bruce's head. He had never seen such a brazen person! !

"What are you doing? It's useless to look at me, let's take a look at the present." Xiu said with a fake smile.

"This is..." Bruce's attention was attracted by Xiu's gift, and he could see that whatever Xiu gave him, if he took it out casually, it could cause a sensation.

"For you to strengthen the system defense, there are some technologies that are not available here, oh...who let me be in that world." Xiu Deser said, this is their own defense system, and it is used directly for Bruce. nothing wrong.

never seen before!Such a brazen man! ! !

Bruce came out of the elevator with them. Many people saw Bruce and hurriedly greeted him. He greeted him coldly, then came to the parking place, pointed at Xiu and said, "Get in the car."

"Hey, Steve, did you see the expression on Bruce's face about to vomit blood?" Xiu said with a happy expression.

"I see, don't bully him too much." Steve said dotingly.

"Who made it impossible for me to bully him in that world." Xiu said innocently.

"I heard it all..." Bruce said with a gloomy expression, he really wanted to hit his brother!

"Hey, just hear it if you hear it." Xiu was not afraid at all, not to mention that Bruce in their world couldn't beat him, and now this one is still not his opponent.

Even if you hear it, what can you do with him?

When eating dinner, Bruce thought about the information he had just received and read a little bit. He was thinking of throwing away the knife and fork and going to the bat cave as if there were countless kittens sharpening their claws in his heart.

As an adult, it is the first time that I am interested in something new like when I was a child, and I can't wait to play.

It's a pity that everyone didn't hear someone's heart, and they ate slowly without being moved, especially Xiu, who didn't forget to show love to Steve, is it human? !