Master Luo Cao
Chapter 28 Moving Corpse
Kou Luoche's heart beat violently twice in his chest, he secretly swallowed his saliva, and asked, "Brother Fu, why are you here?"
"When you told me earlier, I was thinking about it." Fu Yunshu looked at Kou Luoche firmly, and said, "Brother Kou, can you take me up the mountain to have a look?"
It is really difficult for a living person, who is still the confidant of the county magistrate, to disappear suddenly and quietly at this critical moment, so Kou Luoche reported the little girl in advance under the pretense of going to Jindiao Mountain to explore the way. The county magistrate, however guilty of being a thief, let him be experienced, faced the innocent and harmless eyes of the little county magistrate, he still pretended to cough twice, and said: "I am going to investigate the thief's den, not as a guest, how dangerous it is for you to go with me Nah."
"Know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles," Fu Yunshu looked up at Kou Luoche earnestly, "I can't just sit in the county government office and just be a clay bodhisattva."
Kou Luoche looked at the surrounding cliffs, and decided to scare the little county magistrate so that he would retreat in the face of difficulties, "I can climb up the rock with some skill in my hands and feet. How can you climb up the rock like you... Besides? It's steep, if your footsteps are unstable and you fall down the mountain, you will be crushed to pieces! Besides, the brothers are waiting for the bandits to send them down, and they are already uneasy. If you leave like this, they will be leaderless, and they will be even more panicked. Brother Fu, "Kou Luoche blinked and blinked, trying to make himself look more sincere, "I'm fine here, you wait for my news at the foot of the mountain
Fu Yunshu bowed his head in silence.Seeing that there was something going on, Kou Luoche was about to continue his efforts, but saw the little county magistrate fumbled out of his big sleeve, and took out a bundle of hemp rope.
Kou Luoche: "..."
Fu Yunshu smiled quite complacently, and said: "I had expected the mountain road to be difficult, so I brought a rope here specially! Brother Kou, don't worry, there is a county captain from Zhao County at the foot of the mountain, and nothing will happen. Just wait a minute. I'm going up right now." He said gearing up, rolled his sleeves up to his elbows, exposing his white and tender arms, swung the rope in a decent manner, and aimed at the tree where Kou Luocha was sitting .
Kou Luoche couldn't bear it anymore, "Wait a minute!"
He easily jumped down from the tree and landed next to the little county magistrate. Looking at the small county magistrate's eyes widened in surprise, he put his arms around his waist and said with a helpless smile, "I'll take you up. Don't move."
Fu Yunshu immediately dropped the rope in his hand, spread his arms wide, and wrapped Kou Luoche tightly, "Then hold tight."
Kou Luoche had no choice but to hug his waist tighter.
Qun Ying Village received a tip early in the morning, saying that this time the meat ticket of the eldest son of the Kong family will be redeemed by the village owner and the young county magistrate in person.The village owner lurks in the Yamen of Jiuhe County. If Liu Chan entered the Wei Dynasty, he would not want to leave for a long time. Now it is rare to come back, and the big guys are very happy. They used this excuse to drink a lot last night.Pigeon Hu drank especially happily, and now he still walks three times, and was sent by Qing Yanzi to patrol the mountains to sober up.
Hiccupping with drunken eyes, he staggered on the mountain road with a machete on his shoulder, when he suddenly heard the sound of vegetation trembling not far ahead, he was startled, thinking that there must be a fat wild rabbit hiding there!Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, the drunkenness dissipated immediately, shook his head, held his breath, held the machete in his hand, and tiptoed towards that place.
Before he could approach, a light and agile figure suddenly jumped out from the bottom, accompanied by the sound of howling wind, and landed lightly not far away.
Kou Luoche let go of Fu Yunshu's waist, and asked, "Are you okay?" Seeing the little county magistrate shaking his head, he turned his head leisurely, and saw the dumb idiot standing there, his face sank immediately, and he couldn't help it. Live and say: "Grass!"
Fu Yunshu felt that he must have been dizzy because he seemed to have heard Brother Kou, who has always been gentle, amiable and gentle, say an extremely indecent word, blinked his eyes, and looked at Kou Luochao , hesitantly asked: "Brother Kou, you... what did you just say?"
"I..." Kou Luoche's thoughts changed, and he immediately said: "I said, in the afterglow of the grass and smoke, who would rely on the fence without words. This brother, you and I meet again."
"Oh, so that's the case." Fu Yunshu breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that his Brother Kou was not such a vulgar person.Although it is very strange that there is any connection between the two sentences that sound like a bull's head, but all these irrelevant questions disappeared the moment the little county magistrate turned his head and saw the pigeon and tiger, and turned into a scream that resounded through the sky.
"Ah——" Fu Yunshu, like a mouse in a dark room suddenly turned on the light, rushed to behind Kou Luochao in panic, poked out his head and looked around carefully, "Kou...Kou...Brother Kou, it's him! It's the kidnapper that day. My bandit!"
Kou Luoche turned around and said comfortingly: "I know it." After finishing speaking, he turned his head again, looked the pigeon tiger up and down with unfriendly eyes, and began to slowly roll up his sleeves, saying as he rolled up: "Brother, offend me!" gone."
Pigeon Hu finally came to his senses now, the village owner was bewitched by the beauty, and he planned to sell his friends to Bomei, just smile!Although sad and resentful in his heart, in order to avoid the pain of flesh and blood, Pigeon Hu made a decisive decision, abandoning the personality and dignity of a burly man, knelt down and hugged his head and wailed: "Please, hero, spare your life!"
Kou Luoche smiled gratifiedly, "It's so good." Then he slashed the side of Pigeon Hu's neck with a knife.
Pigeon Hu fell to the ground in response, stretched out a long tongue and stuck it out, as if he couldn't get any more dizzy.
Fu Yunshu heaved a sigh of relief, looked at Kou Luoche's eyes full of admiration and admiration, and said, "It's really thanks to Brother Kou! It's a good thing you scared him after last time, otherwise if he yelled loudly Get up and attract more bandits, that would be bad." He squatted down and began to pick Gehu's clothes.
"Hey," Kou Luoche quickly stopped his hand and asked, "Why are you taking his clothes off?"
"It's inconvenient for me to dress like this." The little county magistrate is wearing a toga with long sleeves today, he can put on airs and pull a rope, but he can drag his fists and feet around, "I'll change his clothes, maybe You can sneak into the Eagle Village!" The little county magistrate thought he had come up with a brilliant idea, and smiled happily.
Kou Luoche had no choice but to tell the truth, "Bandits are not blind."
Fu Yunshu's head sank immediately, "Then what should I do..."
"Let's take a few steps first, maybe we're lucky, and we won't meet any bandits in the future?" Kou Luoche said.
Fu Yunshu said sullenly, "How is that possible?"
"Don't be afraid if you encounter it," Kou Luoche said, "If you can't beat it, can't you escape?"
The little county magistrate thought for a moment, and finally nodded in agreement.
Kou Luoche secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then let's go."
Pigeon Hu, who was lying on the ground, also heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the clothes were finally kept.
Fu Yunshu was about to nod his head when he suddenly thought of something and said, "Wait a minute!" After speaking, he squatted down and continued to peel off Pigeon Hu's clothes persistently. After searching for a long time, he finally stripped the big man down to a pair of obscene pants.
Looking at the pigeon tiger lying on the ground who dared not speak out, Kou Luoche finally softened his hard-hearted heart, hesitantly said: "Brother Fu, is it... not appropriate to continue to pick it up?"
"Enough is enough," Fu Yunshu stood up holding the clothes he picked up, took off his outer shirt after a few rustles, and started putting it on directly. I don't know how long this guy hasn't bathed, and the clothes smell sour Fu Yunshu sneezed several times due to choking, and tears filled his eyes. When he finished putting on his clothes, he looked at the motionless pigeon and tiger and couldn't help feeling a little resentful. He said faintly: " After he wakes up, maybe he will immediately find helpers to catch us."
Kou Luoche was shocked, "Brother Fu means..."
Fu Yunshu remained silent, his sinful paws slowly reaching for Pigeon Hu's obscene pants.
Kou Luoche covered his eyes helplessly, grasped Fu Yunshu's hand, and said weakly, "I'll do it." Then he looked at Gehu guiltily, thinking, I'm sorry, brother.
When the footsteps of the two people faded away, Pigeon Hu jumped up from the ground, covered his bare buttocks and plunged into the grass, and began to seriously consider whether to overthrow Hai Dongqing, a stinky and shameless bandit, to eliminate harm for the people.
Fu Yunshu tremblingly held Kou Luojia's sleeve all the way, and walked a long section of the mountain road with seven turns and eight turns. He did not meet any bandits, but passed a sweet potato field with lush branches and leaves, and the growth was very gratifying.Fu Yunshu asked in bewilderment, "How come there are still people growing sweet potatoes here? Are there any people who dare to come to Jindiao Mountain?"
Kou Luoche glanced there casually, and said indifferently: "That one, it must have been planted by the bandits."
Fu Yunshu said in amazement: "The bandits also eat sweet potatoes?!"
Kou Luoche smiled and said, "Bandits are human beings, and they always eat melons, fruits and vegetables, and they must pay attention to daily necessities."
Fu Yunshu was stunned suddenly.
Kou Luoche asked: "What's wrong?"
Fu Yunshu opened his mouth to speak, "I..." Before he could speak, Kou Luoche covered his mouth and dragged him aside. The trunk of a towering giant tree covered their figures. Immediately, a group of bandits came from the front, The one in the lead yelled, "Hurry up and get the ransom so we can continue drinking."
In the middle of the team, two strong bandits were carrying a stick one after the other. One of them was tied hands and feet to the stick and carried away like an animal.Fu Yunshu's eyes fell through the branches and leaves, and fell on the face of the bound man. His eyes were closed tightly, his face was pale, and from a distance, he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
When the bandits were far away, Fu Yunshu turned his head to Kou Luoche and said, "Brother Kou, have you seen it? That person from before."
Kou Luoche said: "I see, that should be Kong Lun."
"I don't think he looks very good," Fu Yunshu said worriedly, "Don't he die?"
"Don't worry," Kou Luoche comforted, "Dead people don't look like that."
Fu Yunshu nodded, and then felt that something was wrong, and was about to ask Kou Luoche, but saw that he was already walking towards the road in a big way, Fu Yunshu was startled, trotted to follow, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Kou , be careful!"
"It's okay," Kou Luoche turned around and smiled at him, "Didn't you see that so many bandits have gone down the mountain, there must not be many left in the village, let's take this opportunity to go to the group of eagles Take a look in the village!"
"When you told me earlier, I was thinking about it." Fu Yunshu looked at Kou Luoche firmly, and said, "Brother Kou, can you take me up the mountain to have a look?"
It is really difficult for a living person, who is still the confidant of the county magistrate, to disappear suddenly and quietly at this critical moment, so Kou Luoche reported the little girl in advance under the pretense of going to Jindiao Mountain to explore the way. The county magistrate, however guilty of being a thief, let him be experienced, faced the innocent and harmless eyes of the little county magistrate, he still pretended to cough twice, and said: "I am going to investigate the thief's den, not as a guest, how dangerous it is for you to go with me Nah."
"Know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles," Fu Yunshu looked up at Kou Luoche earnestly, "I can't just sit in the county government office and just be a clay bodhisattva."
Kou Luoche looked at the surrounding cliffs, and decided to scare the little county magistrate so that he would retreat in the face of difficulties, "I can climb up the rock with some skill in my hands and feet. How can you climb up the rock like you... Besides? It's steep, if your footsteps are unstable and you fall down the mountain, you will be crushed to pieces! Besides, the brothers are waiting for the bandits to send them down, and they are already uneasy. If you leave like this, they will be leaderless, and they will be even more panicked. Brother Fu, "Kou Luoche blinked and blinked, trying to make himself look more sincere, "I'm fine here, you wait for my news at the foot of the mountain
Fu Yunshu bowed his head in silence.Seeing that there was something going on, Kou Luoche was about to continue his efforts, but saw the little county magistrate fumbled out of his big sleeve, and took out a bundle of hemp rope.
Kou Luoche: "..."
Fu Yunshu smiled quite complacently, and said: "I had expected the mountain road to be difficult, so I brought a rope here specially! Brother Kou, don't worry, there is a county captain from Zhao County at the foot of the mountain, and nothing will happen. Just wait a minute. I'm going up right now." He said gearing up, rolled his sleeves up to his elbows, exposing his white and tender arms, swung the rope in a decent manner, and aimed at the tree where Kou Luocha was sitting .
Kou Luoche couldn't bear it anymore, "Wait a minute!"
He easily jumped down from the tree and landed next to the little county magistrate. Looking at the small county magistrate's eyes widened in surprise, he put his arms around his waist and said with a helpless smile, "I'll take you up. Don't move."
Fu Yunshu immediately dropped the rope in his hand, spread his arms wide, and wrapped Kou Luoche tightly, "Then hold tight."
Kou Luoche had no choice but to hug his waist tighter.
Qun Ying Village received a tip early in the morning, saying that this time the meat ticket of the eldest son of the Kong family will be redeemed by the village owner and the young county magistrate in person.The village owner lurks in the Yamen of Jiuhe County. If Liu Chan entered the Wei Dynasty, he would not want to leave for a long time. Now it is rare to come back, and the big guys are very happy. They used this excuse to drink a lot last night.Pigeon Hu drank especially happily, and now he still walks three times, and was sent by Qing Yanzi to patrol the mountains to sober up.
Hiccupping with drunken eyes, he staggered on the mountain road with a machete on his shoulder, when he suddenly heard the sound of vegetation trembling not far ahead, he was startled, thinking that there must be a fat wild rabbit hiding there!Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, the drunkenness dissipated immediately, shook his head, held his breath, held the machete in his hand, and tiptoed towards that place.
Before he could approach, a light and agile figure suddenly jumped out from the bottom, accompanied by the sound of howling wind, and landed lightly not far away.
Kou Luoche let go of Fu Yunshu's waist, and asked, "Are you okay?" Seeing the little county magistrate shaking his head, he turned his head leisurely, and saw the dumb idiot standing there, his face sank immediately, and he couldn't help it. Live and say: "Grass!"
Fu Yunshu felt that he must have been dizzy because he seemed to have heard Brother Kou, who has always been gentle, amiable and gentle, say an extremely indecent word, blinked his eyes, and looked at Kou Luochao , hesitantly asked: "Brother Kou, you... what did you just say?"
"I..." Kou Luoche's thoughts changed, and he immediately said: "I said, in the afterglow of the grass and smoke, who would rely on the fence without words. This brother, you and I meet again."
"Oh, so that's the case." Fu Yunshu breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that his Brother Kou was not such a vulgar person.Although it is very strange that there is any connection between the two sentences that sound like a bull's head, but all these irrelevant questions disappeared the moment the little county magistrate turned his head and saw the pigeon and tiger, and turned into a scream that resounded through the sky.
"Ah——" Fu Yunshu, like a mouse in a dark room suddenly turned on the light, rushed to behind Kou Luochao in panic, poked out his head and looked around carefully, "Kou...Kou...Brother Kou, it's him! It's the kidnapper that day. My bandit!"
Kou Luoche turned around and said comfortingly: "I know it." After finishing speaking, he turned his head again, looked the pigeon tiger up and down with unfriendly eyes, and began to slowly roll up his sleeves, saying as he rolled up: "Brother, offend me!" gone."
Pigeon Hu finally came to his senses now, the village owner was bewitched by the beauty, and he planned to sell his friends to Bomei, just smile!Although sad and resentful in his heart, in order to avoid the pain of flesh and blood, Pigeon Hu made a decisive decision, abandoning the personality and dignity of a burly man, knelt down and hugged his head and wailed: "Please, hero, spare your life!"
Kou Luoche smiled gratifiedly, "It's so good." Then he slashed the side of Pigeon Hu's neck with a knife.
Pigeon Hu fell to the ground in response, stretched out a long tongue and stuck it out, as if he couldn't get any more dizzy.
Fu Yunshu heaved a sigh of relief, looked at Kou Luoche's eyes full of admiration and admiration, and said, "It's really thanks to Brother Kou! It's a good thing you scared him after last time, otherwise if he yelled loudly Get up and attract more bandits, that would be bad." He squatted down and began to pick Gehu's clothes.
"Hey," Kou Luoche quickly stopped his hand and asked, "Why are you taking his clothes off?"
"It's inconvenient for me to dress like this." The little county magistrate is wearing a toga with long sleeves today, he can put on airs and pull a rope, but he can drag his fists and feet around, "I'll change his clothes, maybe You can sneak into the Eagle Village!" The little county magistrate thought he had come up with a brilliant idea, and smiled happily.
Kou Luoche had no choice but to tell the truth, "Bandits are not blind."
Fu Yunshu's head sank immediately, "Then what should I do..."
"Let's take a few steps first, maybe we're lucky, and we won't meet any bandits in the future?" Kou Luoche said.
Fu Yunshu said sullenly, "How is that possible?"
"Don't be afraid if you encounter it," Kou Luoche said, "If you can't beat it, can't you escape?"
The little county magistrate thought for a moment, and finally nodded in agreement.
Kou Luoche secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then let's go."
Pigeon Hu, who was lying on the ground, also heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the clothes were finally kept.
Fu Yunshu was about to nod his head when he suddenly thought of something and said, "Wait a minute!" After speaking, he squatted down and continued to peel off Pigeon Hu's clothes persistently. After searching for a long time, he finally stripped the big man down to a pair of obscene pants.
Looking at the pigeon tiger lying on the ground who dared not speak out, Kou Luoche finally softened his hard-hearted heart, hesitantly said: "Brother Fu, is it... not appropriate to continue to pick it up?"
"Enough is enough," Fu Yunshu stood up holding the clothes he picked up, took off his outer shirt after a few rustles, and started putting it on directly. I don't know how long this guy hasn't bathed, and the clothes smell sour Fu Yunshu sneezed several times due to choking, and tears filled his eyes. When he finished putting on his clothes, he looked at the motionless pigeon and tiger and couldn't help feeling a little resentful. He said faintly: " After he wakes up, maybe he will immediately find helpers to catch us."
Kou Luoche was shocked, "Brother Fu means..."
Fu Yunshu remained silent, his sinful paws slowly reaching for Pigeon Hu's obscene pants.
Kou Luoche covered his eyes helplessly, grasped Fu Yunshu's hand, and said weakly, "I'll do it." Then he looked at Gehu guiltily, thinking, I'm sorry, brother.
When the footsteps of the two people faded away, Pigeon Hu jumped up from the ground, covered his bare buttocks and plunged into the grass, and began to seriously consider whether to overthrow Hai Dongqing, a stinky and shameless bandit, to eliminate harm for the people.
Fu Yunshu tremblingly held Kou Luojia's sleeve all the way, and walked a long section of the mountain road with seven turns and eight turns. He did not meet any bandits, but passed a sweet potato field with lush branches and leaves, and the growth was very gratifying.Fu Yunshu asked in bewilderment, "How come there are still people growing sweet potatoes here? Are there any people who dare to come to Jindiao Mountain?"
Kou Luoche glanced there casually, and said indifferently: "That one, it must have been planted by the bandits."
Fu Yunshu said in amazement: "The bandits also eat sweet potatoes?!"
Kou Luoche smiled and said, "Bandits are human beings, and they always eat melons, fruits and vegetables, and they must pay attention to daily necessities."
Fu Yunshu was stunned suddenly.
Kou Luoche asked: "What's wrong?"
Fu Yunshu opened his mouth to speak, "I..." Before he could speak, Kou Luoche covered his mouth and dragged him aside. The trunk of a towering giant tree covered their figures. Immediately, a group of bandits came from the front, The one in the lead yelled, "Hurry up and get the ransom so we can continue drinking."
In the middle of the team, two strong bandits were carrying a stick one after the other. One of them was tied hands and feet to the stick and carried away like an animal.Fu Yunshu's eyes fell through the branches and leaves, and fell on the face of the bound man. His eyes were closed tightly, his face was pale, and from a distance, he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
When the bandits were far away, Fu Yunshu turned his head to Kou Luoche and said, "Brother Kou, have you seen it? That person from before."
Kou Luoche said: "I see, that should be Kong Lun."
"I don't think he looks very good," Fu Yunshu said worriedly, "Don't he die?"
"Don't worry," Kou Luoche comforted, "Dead people don't look like that."
Fu Yunshu nodded, and then felt that something was wrong, and was about to ask Kou Luoche, but saw that he was already walking towards the road in a big way, Fu Yunshu was startled, trotted to follow, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Kou , be careful!"
"It's okay," Kou Luoche turned around and smiled at him, "Didn't you see that so many bandits have gone down the mountain, there must not be many left in the village, let's take this opportunity to go to the group of eagles Take a look in the village!"
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