Master Luo Cao

Kou Luoche said in a low voice, "What did Brother Fu just say?"

"Uh..." The little county magistrate faltered and said: "Brother Kou... Didn't Brother Kou hear clearly before? It's fine if you didn't hear clearly. It's also good..."

Kou Luoche sighed faintly: "It turns out that I am like a snail girl in Brother Fu's heart."

Fu Yunshu laughed dryly, and said: "Where is it, Brother Kou is capable of literature and martial arts, can grow flowers and grass, and can also write legends, which is much better than Tianluo girl."

Kou Luoche said: "I also have a story here that I want to tell Brother Fu."

Fu Yunshu said: "Brother Kou, please tell me."

"Many, many years ago, there were two people who were boating on the lake like us. The one sitting in the bow of the two of them was the prince of Chu, and the other was just a boatman from Yuedi. Then, the boatman sang to the prince. I sang a song." Having said that, Kou Luoche remained silent, but stared at Fu Yunshu with his crooked eyes.His eyes seemed to be full of the bright Milky Way, reflecting the coldness of the evening clouds. Fu Yunshu looked at him motionlessly, and the lakes on both sides of him seemed to go back in time, and suddenly came to those many, many years ago. He was the prince of Chu, The person in front of him is a boatman from Yuedi, and he opened his lips and sang for him: "There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees. If you are happy with the king, you don't know."

Kou Luoche said, "Brother Fu, do you know what the boatman sang?"

Fu Yunshu was startled, turned his head unnaturally, pinched his red earlobe, and remained silent.

Kou Luoche said: "When is this evening, when the boat is in the middle of the boat, what day is today when I will be in the same boat with you." While speaking, he had rowed the boat back to the pavilion again, threw out the noose to put on the cable stake, and jumped with a light leap. After entering the pavilion, he stretched out his hand to Fu Yunshu, and said with a light smile, "Take my hand and come here, Xichen."

Fu Yunshu planned to drink with Kou Luoche tonight, but he clearly hadn't even touched a drop of alcohol yet, but his mind was as drowsy as when he was drunk, and he put his hand on Kou Luoche's in a daze, Hold it and pull it lightly, and in the next moment, you will be in the pavilion in the middle of the lake.Kou Luoche took him by the hand and sat down on the stone bench in the pavilion. He picked up the wine pot on the stone table, lifted the lid of the pot, smelled it, and praised: "Good wine! The servants are quicker than us. Come here first." He raised his hand to fill the wine cup in front of Fu Yunshu, "There is wind and moon here, so it is a beautiful thing in life to sit opposite Brother Fu, talk and drink good wine together."

At this time, the little county magistrate gradually woke up from the hallucination just now, drank a glass of wine, and said nonchalantly: "Brother Kou knows my name, but I don't know what it is?"

Kou Luoche sipped his drink lightly, and said in a low voice, "It's a coincidence."

Fu Yunshu asked in bewilderment, "Coincidence?"

Kou Luoche said: "My watch name matches Brother Fu's."

Fu Yunshu became more curious and asked, "What is it?"

Kou Luoche said: "The next word is Chaoyu."

The morning rain in Weicheng is light and dusty.

Fu Yunshu was startled, and murmured: "...Kou Zhaoyu?"

Kou Luoche just laughed and didn't answer, he raised his hand to refill the wine cup of the little county magistrate, the two clinked glasses, Kou Luoche said: "The story just told doesn't count, I'll refill it for Brother Fu Tell me one." Kou Luoche is an old cunning man, although the aroma of the wine is mellow, it is only tasted, but Fu Yunshu honestly drank a glass of wine to the last drop, hiccupped, and said: "Brother Kou, please tell. "

Kou Luoche said in a low voice, "I'll tell Brother Fu a story about a fox fairy."

"In ancient times, there was a scholar surnamed Li. His ancestors were high-ranking officials in the imperial court, but his family was in decline. He relied on his status, refused to do business, and couldn't get a good reputation. He had to make a living by changing the seller's property all day long. In the end, he sat on the mountains and emptied himself, except for his ancestors who lived there. Outside the house, there was nothing left, so the scholar surnamed Li decided to sell the ancestral house for a good price, so that he could live as long as he could. He quickly found a buyer, and before moving out, In order to avoid losing the valuable treasures left by his ancestors, he looked carefully from room to room, and finally came to the warm pavilion that has been locked all year round."

"The father of the scholar surnamed Li has repeatedly told him not to step into the Nuan Pavilion since he was a child. The scholar surnamed Li did not dare to disobey while Li's father was alive. After Li's father left, he also left the Nuan Pavilion behind. There is actually such a place in the middle of the house, and I didn’t remember it until now. But now that the house is about to change hands, and even more treasonous things have been done, are you afraid of missing this one? So he removed the lock and opened the door. And into..." Kou Luoche suddenly stopped talking at this point, raised his hand and poured another full glass of wine for Fu Yunshu, and said, "Guess what's in it?"

Fu Yunshu drank a glass of wine obediently, and said, "Since this is the story of a fox fairy, could it be that there is a fox locked in the Nuan Pavilion?"

"Yes, and no." Kou Luoche grinned, "There is only a painting hanging there, and there is a stunning beauty in the painting, but there is a fox's tail behind the beauty."

"As soon as the scholar surnamed Li saw the painting, he was bewitched by the beauty of the person in the painting and stared at it for a long time. Suddenly, he seemed to see the beauty in the painting smiled. The scholar surnamed Li suddenly became sober, and looked carefully at it In this painting, I am finally convinced that the expression of the beauty in the painting has indeed changed slightly compared to just now—in other words, the person in the painting is indeed smiling at him!" When it came to the key point, Kou Luoche gave Fu Yunshu another He drank a glass of wine, "If brother Fu were that scholar, what would he do?"

Fu Yunshu drank four glasses of wine in a row, his pretty face was flushed red, and his breath was slightly drunk when he spoke. He laughed "hehehe" a few times, and said with his tongue out, "I...of course I was so frightened... I fell into a wasteland. escape……"

Kou Luoche said: "The scholar surnamed Li is so daring, he knelt down in front of the painting and begged the beauty in the painting to give him a moment of pleasure."

The mist in Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly cleared, and his pupils were shining brightly. He looked at Kou Luoche expectantly, and asked, "Did the beauty agree?"

"It's not mentioned in the book, it's only said that after one night, until noon the next day, the scholar walked out of the warm pavilion exhausted." Kou Luoche said.

Fu Yunshu patted the table and said firmly: "There is no need to think about it, they are sure..."

Kou Luoche raised his eyebrows and said with a teasing smile, "What must have happened to them?"

The words hidden in his stomach rushed to his mouth with the strength of alcohol, and Fu Yunshu almost swallowed them the moment he blurted out. He glanced at the enthusiastic Kou Luoche, puffed his cheeks and said, "Brother Kou thinks what happened to them?"

Kou Luoche said solemnly: "Perhaps it is impossible to know after discussing the "Tao Te Ching" all night."

Fu Yunshu glanced at Kou Luoqi with disdain, and said in a low voice, "What about the scholar surnamed Li after he walked out of the Nuan Pavilion exhausted?"

Kou Luoche said: "Not long after he walked out of the warm pavilion, the buyer who wanted to buy his ancestral house came to the door and asked him to go to the government to change the land lease together. Unexpectedly, the scholar surnamed Li went back on his word, and the two had a big fight , because the land deed has not yet changed hands, and it was just a verbal agreement, the buyer has no choice but to leave angrily."

Fu Yunshu said with a smile: "Beauty is more attractive than A Duwu."

Kou Luoche said: "Maybe after discussing the "Tao Te Ching" all night, and after some teachings from the fairy, it may not be possible to fully understand it?" He poured another glass of wine and pushed it to the little county magistrate.

Fu Yunshu said: "I've never heard of any fairy who practiced the Tao of Huanxi." Resisting the wine cup pushed by Kou Luoqi, he shook his head and said vaguely: "I can't drink any more. I'm going to get drunk."

"Drunk people usually say that they are not drunk, but Brother Fu said that he is going to be drunk, so it can be seen that he is still very sober." Kou Luoche persistently stuffed the wine cup into Fu Yunshu's hand, and smiled softly: "You It's rare for me to sit and drink together, let's drink to the moon, shall we have another drink?"

Fu Yunshu looked up at him with his chin resting on his chin, only to feel that brother Kou's eyes were shining brightly, which was better than a thousand cups of fine wine, and he was addicted to it with just one glance.

Kou Luoche looked at it with a smile, and said: "Since then, the scholar surnamed Li has stayed at home, staying in the warm pavilion day and night..."

Fu Yunshu said: "Or discuss the Tao Te Ching?"

"If it's just the "Tao Te Ching", it probably won't take so long. They may have read "The Doctrine of the Mean" and discussed "Great Learning" together." Kou Luoche said with a smile: "One month later, the gate of Li's mansion Finally opened it again, but the old man next door found that it was not the scholar surnamed Li who opened the door, but a stunning beauty of national beauty. The old man asked who the beauty was, and the beauty answered that it was the new owner of the Li family's ancestral house. Master, asked the whereabouts of the scholar surnamed Li, the beauty smiled and replied, he went to Fengdu."

"Fengdu?" The little county magistrate shuddered, "That's not...that's not..."

Kou Luoche paused word by word: "The underworld."

The little county magistrate repeatedly shook his head, "tsk tsk" and sighed: "Beauty is misleading, beauty is misleading."

"Isn't that so." Saying that, Kou Luoche poured another glass of wine for the little county magistrate, smiled softly, and pushed it in front of him.

Fu Yunshu stared at Kou Luoche, and said again, "Beauty deceives people." After speaking, he raised his head and drank it down.

Kou Luoche smiled and said, "Brother Fu, how many drinks have you had?"

"I can't remember..." Fu Yunshu felt dizzy, his hands and feet were weak, and he slowly lay down on the stone table. With his hot face on the cold table, he sighed comfortably and said in a daze "It's really strong after drinking." Brother Kou's breath brushed against his ears, but his voice seemed to come from the sky leisurely, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Do you feel drunk?" With a clear thought, after serious thinking for a while, he said firmly, "I'm not drunk!"

"Since you say you're not drunk, then you're drunk." Kou Luoche stood up and hugged the little county magistrate easily.Fu Yunshu hadn't been hugged like this for many years. He suddenly left the ground, and he was so frightened that he tightly hugged Kou Luoche's neck. Then Kou Luoche's chuckle came from his ear, and then he quietly jumped onto the wooden boat, feeling a pang in his chest. His heart was like a flat boat under his feet, rippling slightly, he called out: "Brother Kou..." Then he was speechless, he didn't even know what he wanted to say.

Kou Luoche said: "We're going back, Xichen."

The author has something to say:

In terms of provocative kung fu, the old driver Kou is better