What to do when your boyfriend looks like a popsicle

During the Spring Festival of the first year, the two went home to celebrate the New Year.

Every day, Lin Bai would chat with Yan Bin on WeChat, basically until the early hours of the morning.

Once, Yan Bin and Lin Bai lamented that tickets were hard to grab.

"In such a hurry to go back to work?" Lin Bai asked.

He came back: "No, to meet a friend."

Lin Bai said: "Oh, what kind of friend, I must see you."

He came back: "An old acquaintance, tell you that you don't know either."

Lin Bai replied: "Fuck, you are having an affair behind my mother's back."

He said, "No, just an old friend."

Although Lin Bai believed him, he still couldn't help thinking wildly, and he didn't dare to tell him, for fear that he would think he was suspicious.So I tortured myself and lived in panic every day.The tone of the conversation with him also began to be yin and yang.Yan Bin called and asked him what was wrong, but he hesitated.

"Auntie is here?" Yan Bin joked.

"Get out." Lin Bai replied to him.

"Do you miss me too much?" He deliberately suppressed his voice and asked Lin Bai.

"Go away, I miss you only when my mother is sick." Lin Bai replied.

Yan Bin on the phone was dull for a moment, then called Lin Bai lightly.Lin Bai didn't answer, Yan Bin asked him again: "I think I'm sick?"

Lin Bai continued to say nothing, Yan Bin called him for a long time, but he didn't reply.After a while he didn't speak anymore, Lin Bai thought for a while,

Simply hang up the phone.

I regretted hanging up the phone, but I didn't call.Yan Bin didn't come back either.Lin Baixin thought that the relationship would fade after a short time together, so he couldn't help being sad.

That time, they did not contact each other for a full week.At that time, Lin Bai really thought it was over with him.Although I thought about breaking up at that time, I still couldn't accept breaking up like this.A year has passed without taste, like a resentful woman.During the crucial few days, it was still raining. It was raining in the south, and there was a musty smell everywhere. Lin Bai was even more depressed.

A few days after the new year is Lin Bai's birthday, and he has received blessings from many friends, except Yan Bin.Lost, sad, can't say what it feels like.

In the afternoon, Lin Bai was invited by his classmates to sing, thinking about venting, he agreed.Not long after he left the house, the phone rang suddenly, it was Yan Bin.

Lin Bai was so flustered at the time that he didn't dare to answer the phone, for fear that he would cry when he got the call, and his classmates were still nearby, so he couldn't lose face.

The phone went off, then rang again after a while.

"Who, why didn't you answer the phone." The classmate asked Lin Bai.

Lin Bai started to falter again, and suddenly didn't know how to introduce Yan Bin to others.

"Subject?" The classmate looked gossipy.

Lin Bai's face was hot right then, after thinking about it, he ran to the side to answer the phone.As soon as he took the phone to his ear, he heard Yan Bin shouting angrily: "Where the hell are you? Why didn't you answer my phone?"

"Ah..." Lin Bai held the phone, standing there bewildered like a thief afraid of being discovered.

After a while, a sigh came from the phone, and Lin Bai heard Yan Bin say: "I'm downstairs at your house, come and pick me up."

"Ah!" Lin Bai yelled again, this time without fear, his tone was full of surprise.

"Ahhh, are you unable to speak anymore, my old friend!" Yan Bin's voice with a smile came from the phone.

Lin Bai froze suddenly, thinking of what he said about grabbing tickets to meet old friends, his eyes became hot all of a sudden.

Yan Bin is standing next to the community where Lin Bai's family is located.Under the drizzling rain, he wore a black down jacket, looking like a winter model.He was carrying the same black schoolbag, without an umbrella, and the rain had stuck his hair to his forehead, making him look very cute and silly.

Seeing Lin Bai, he raised his head and smiled at him. At that moment, I couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly cried.

Yan Bin came over and patted Lin Bai's shoulder: "Hey, don't be so moved."

Lin Bai said: "Tm can you stop being so sullen, sooner or later I will be frightened to death by you."

Yan Bin said: "You can't die, come here, take it." He handed Lin Bai a carefully packaged small box, and then said: "Happy 22nd birthday, this is the first birthday present, when I give it all Sixty birthday presents before you die."

Lin Bai laughed through his tears: "Get out, I want to live a long life."

Yan Bin said: "Oh, I thought it would be a long time to live to be in my [-]s. If you are so greedy, then I have to work hard and keep fit."

"What do you mean?" Lin Bai asked him while unwrapping the present.

"Otherwise, when you're a hundred years old, I won't be able to move. Seeing you flirting with other old men will make me so angry." Yan Bin said.

Lin Bai looked up at him and said, "You can't move, and I can't move either."

Yan Bin stared at him, smiled with his mouth hooked, and said: "Only the cows that are exhausted, when have you ever heard of the plowed fields?"

Damn it, Lin Bai thought, this idiot is full of messy thoughts all day long.

When Yan Bin celebrated his first birthday, they were still in different places.

At that time, Lin Bai spent a month's living expenses and bought him a pair of sports shoes.

He often wears it, and later Lin Bai accidentally heard that giving the object sneakers meant to make the other party go.Just tell him not to wear those shoes.

Yan Bin made fun of him, he was still a college student, and he was also feudal and superstitious.

Lin Bai was not happy.

Yan Bin comforted him: "Giving shoes does mean to let the other party go. You see, when they are together, they broke up when they gave shoes. We were in different places at the time, and you gave me shoes, and I rolled to you." After finishing speaking Just drilled into Lin Bai's arms.

Lin Bai pushed him away and told him to get away.

He began to play his shameless nature and put pressure on Lin Bai.

Sometimes Lin Bai would ask him like many young couples do: "If one day I break up with you, will you beg me not to break up?"

Yan Bin stared at him for a long time, and said: "I am so handsome, are you willing?"

Lin Bai said: "Pretend, pretend you understand?"

Yan Bin was very straightforward: "No."

Lin Bai was in a hurry: "Why, damn it, it's not like you don't know that I'm very impulsive. When the time comes, you coax me and buy me something delicious, and I'll be right back."

Yan Bin looked at him with contempt: "I knew you were so vicious."

Lin Bai punched him on the stomach: "You have a strong sense of my virtue, so you won't cooperate in face?"

Yan Bin quickly pretended to spit out a mouthful of blood, and then said in a weak tone: "Young man, good work, ah, I'm... dying, hurry up and give artificial respiration."

Lin Bai pushed his mouth away, "Go away, your acting skills are too fucking exaggerated."

Once, two people played a game together.Yan Bin made a mistake, and someone scolded him.He rarely responds to messages in the game.Seeing that he didn't return, the man refused to let him go, and kept scolding him.Lin Bai was annoyed, and cursed back, telling that person to shut up by the way.

Probably because Lin Bai's data is better, the other party really shut up.After a while, a message popped up in the chat box, which was sent by Yan Bin: "Subject, Mighty!"

The other party immediately sent a message: "It's a girl, girl, you are very good at playing games, your boyfriend is so bad, have you considered changing boyfriends?"

Lin Bai was amused that the other party got his gender wrong, but still replied: "I never thought about it."

Yan Bin sent another message: "Subject, Mighty!"

As soon as he sent the message, the page indicated that he had been killed.Lin Bai couldn't help cursing an idiot, and after 1 minute, the system prompted Yan Bin to quit the game.

After another minute, Lin Bai felt a tightness in his back. When he turned around, Yan Bin was standing behind him, looking at him like a little daughter-in-law, full of grievances.

Lin Bai couldn't help laughing, and turned around to find that he was dead.Just cursed again.

That day, Yan Bin ignored him all day.He was amused, so he simply ignored him.When he went to bed at night, as soon as he lay down, Yan Bin began to hum, hum, hum, louder than louder.

Lin Bai was amused by him, but he turned over and pressed Lin Bai down, and then bit him.

"Fuck!" Lin Bai was bitten and hurt.

Yan Bin didn't let go of his mouth, and began to touch him with his hands.

Lin Bai laughed and begged for mercy, but Yan Bin said: "If you don't give your man face in the game, you can't let your man show mercy to you in bed."

No matter how old you are, the more you live, the more you look like a child, Lin Bai thought.