I am not human

The next day, at nine o'clock in the morning.Shanlian Road is an hour's drive from the Shanguan Office.

Across the road is the newly built community, all of which are European-style high-rise buildings. The [-]-storey high-rise buildings stand tall and crumbling. The environment, property and geographical location are all very superior. The nearby subway station is directly accessible. In the city center, there are primary and secondary schools, kindergartens, hospitals, nursing homes, funeral parlors and other facilities in the surrounding area. The outstanding height is also the first in this area.But it is such a newly developed Fengshui treasure land, but because of the recent frequent strange small fires, it has become a trending search, and even the houses are not very popular.

Aunt Xu just moved here not long ago, and only after she moved in did she realize that the place was shrouded in "unlucky" rumors because of the fire problem.But there was no other way - she sold all her original residence in order to buy a house, and she really had no extra savings right now, so she couldn't sell the current house anyway.It may be possible if the price is lowered...but what can you do with so little money?Do you drink Mistral?

Holding her daughter and standing at the crossroads, Aunt Xu sighed sadly.She just said, how could this kind of school district house be so cheap...

A white figure suddenly caught her attention.

It was a young man in white who appeared beside her at some unknown time.He has a handsome face, but his expression is indifferent, and he is carrying a strange white cloth bag on one shoulder.At this time, the weather was already slightly cool, but the young man was only wearing a thin white shirt, which was still stained with water, and a large area below the chest was covered with water stains, which made the white shirt translucent, faintly Showing the smooth lines of the waist and abdomen.

Aunt Xu felt that the young man was a bit strange, she moved her arms around her daughter, but her eyes could not help but drifted to the young man's half-wet shirt, and a young girl jumped out of her heart, furiously wiping her nosebleed while peeking at him.

The young man was completely unaware of her gaze, and only looked down at a wet note in his hand.He looked at the note, then looked up at the neighborhood across the road, repeated several times, finally determined the location, put the note away, and was about to cross the road.

"Uncle." Aunt Xu's daughter said softly, "You can't jaywalk the road. It's a red light now."

Aunt Xu quickly patted her daughter, but the young man really stopped.He tilted his head, looked at the little girl puzzled, and then looked around, as if he didn't understand what the so-called "red light" meant.After struggling for a while, he finally retracted his stepping foot slowly, and turned his head to look at the little girl again, with probing and questioning eyes, as if to say, "Is it right now?"

The little girl nodded with dignity: "That's right!"

The young man twitched the corner of his mouth, as if he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't make that expression.It just so happened that the green light turned green at this time, and Aunt Xu quickly lowered her head and led her daughter across the road.The young man was stunned for a while, guessing that the one called "Red Light" was probably gone, and then walked across the zebra crossing calmly, leaving a string of watery footprints along the way.

At the same time, in Building 8 of Building 502 of the community.

Guan Xiaotong, a beautiful accountant, is on a day off today. She has just woken up. The first thing she does when she wakes up is to check her mobile phone, unlock the lock screen and look at it. She wailed, "My dad hasn't called me yet!"

A man's voice came from behind her: "It was you who said you wanted to sever the relationship. Now that your father doesn't look for you, you have to be anxious..."

Guan Xiaotong threw an elbow backwards: "Do you have any conscience! Who did I break up with my family for? You are still gossiping here!"

"It's okay, it's my fault, my fault." The man responded casually, reaching out and hugging Guan Xiaotong, "I really don't understand you humans, you always say what you mean. You did the same when you were chasing me. You obviously liked me so much. , you still have to pretend to be reluctant..."

"My name is Tsundere, you dead monster who can't keep up with the trend!" Guan Xiaotong nudged him again, "Besides, how could I have 'I like it to death'? Say it yourself, except for this face you What else is good? I'm the only one in this world who will fall in love with you, a stupid wolfhound who has no house or car and only knows how to breathe fire!"

"Okay, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm the one who climbed up to you." The man responded casually, looking at Guan Xiaotong's beautiful hair scattered on the pillow with lingering eyes, curling it gently with his fingers, feeling the silky touch, and suddenly said seriously : "Xiaotong, if one day I'm gone, what will you do?"

"Not here? Where are you going?" Guan Xiaotong asked nonchalantly while scrolling through Moments.

"I don't know, maybe it's going abroad, maybe it's returning home." The man hesitated, "It's more likely to go back home, the procedures for going abroad are too cumbersome, and the mountain management office may not approve...Tao Quan, do you remember Right? My 'citizen'. He fled back to his hometown a while ago."

"Escape? Why do you want to escape? Have you committed something?!" Guan Xiaotong suddenly became nervous, turned over and sat up and looked at the man behind him.The man just lowered his eyes: "Nothing was wrong, it's just... He and I both offended someone. That person was so powerful that he forced Tao Quan to avoid it. I think I'd better hide for a while, so as not to get hurt your turn."

Guan Xiaotong stared at him blankly for a while, then suddenly grabbed his neck with his hands: "What do you want to do? Do you want to dump me, you stupid dog? Tell me! Did you dislike me and just wanted to find an excuse to dump me? Me?!"

"No, no, nothing, really!" The man rolled his eyes after being pinched by her, begging for mercy repeatedly.Guan Xiaotong withdrew his hand resentfully, and said with a "hum", "Just wait, if you dare to leave me, I don't care if you are a monster or a ghost, I want you to look good!"

The man stared at Guan Xiaotong who was pressing on him in a daze, and before long, he suddenly laughed: "Well, I won't leave you, I won't leave you anywhere."

"It's more or less the same. Stupid dog." Guan Xiaotong patted it with satisfaction, leaned over the man's strong chest, listened to the steady and powerful heartbeat inside, felt a strange temperature rising on her skin, burning It made her cheeks burn...

"It's not a dog, it's a move. How many times do I have to teach you." The man chuckled hoarsely, and grabbed Guan Xiaotong's hand that was moving around, "Little mentally retarded, you have to be responsible for lighting the fire..."

"Ah, ah, fire! Fire!" A ball of flames suddenly sprang up from the quilt, Guan Xiaotong jumped up in shock, jumped out of bed in a hurry regardless of his pajamas, and copied it from a pile of fire extinguishers in the corner. Pick one up, remove the lead seal and safety pin familiarly, shake it twice, and start spraying wildly at the flames on the bed.

The flames were quickly extinguished, and the man was caught off guard and sprayed dry powder all over his face, and sat on the bed sullenly, with a look of lovelessness.

"This is really 'you are responsible for putting out the fire you light'." Guan Xiaotong breathed a long sigh of relief, and put the fire extinguisher aside, "I said, can't you restrain yourself? If you light a fire every few days, if you are caught If someone finds out, they will have to move again.”

"Is there anything I can do, my nature." The man whose original form was the monster Yiji replied gloomily, and began to dress with a bitter face.Guan Xiaotong didn't have much interest in doing morning exercises either, so he stroked his hair casually and went into the bathroom to wash up.

"Xuyang, you are responsible for sweeping away all the dry powder." Guan Xiaotong's voice came from the bathroom, "Hurry up, didn't you say that there will be guests at home today?"

"It's the staff of the Mountain Management Office!" Yi Ji replied in a drawn-out voice, "Don't worry about them, they're just here to ask for money..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the doorbell rang suddenly.Cursing "Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here", Xu Yang walked over and opened the door, but the person standing outside the door was not the plague god wearing sunglasses as expected, but a strange young man in a white shirt.

"You are...Yangshan Snake Lord?" Yiji sized him up for a while, frowned, and then overturned his guess, "No, no, you're not complete."

The young people let themselves move and speculate, without saying a word from the beginning to the end.Yiji looked at him vigilantly, held the doorknob tightly with one hand, and blocked his body at the door: "May I ask what you want?"

"...Come to look for you." The young man finally spoke, but the words he spoke were intermittent and difficult, as if he just got his tongue and lips and didn't know how to use them: "You, disaster beast. You have to take it away."

Yiji frowned, staring fixedly at the young man in front of him, his pupils turned red like blood, he took a step back suddenly, and quickly pulled hard with his right hand, trying to close the door——

However it was too late.

Twenty minutes later, there was a rhythmic knocking sound outside the half-closed door.

"Mr. Zhou? Mr. Zhou Xuyang? Are you there? I'm Liao Qingshu from the management office of the mountain. I'm here to collect the management fee. Mr. Zhou? I'll come in if you don't mind?"

The door is not closed... it should be there, right?Liao Qingshu thought so, gently pushed open the door, and then gasped.

With a loud "bang", the door of the Shanguan Office was pushed open heavily, and Jiufang Ziyan rushed in with a long face, like a runaway donkey.Xiao Hei poked his head out from behind the computer: "Didn't you go to find Muman? You came back so soon?"

"Find someone, run away!" Jiufang Ziyan said depressedly, took out a handful of leaves from his pocket, and threw them in front of Xiao Hei.

"He got rid of all the monitoring spells I put on him. He didn't know where he went. There were only leaves left in the house. I picked up some and used them as a spell to track people. I think it will work." I can find it."

"I don't know how to use human spells." Xiao Hei said, "You give me five yuan, and I will help you post a post to find people."

"It's very simple, I'll teach you."

"No, I'm not interested. You can play by yourself"

"I don't have enough spiritual power! You have to force me to speak out!" Jiufang Ziyan almost turned the table, "Damn it! You're all alone? Mo Yi isn't there? Where's Chongjun?"

"Chongjun went to the research institute. Moyi went to persuade the quarrel——the Zhupolong family quarreled again." Xiao Hei said leisurely, "Liao Qingshu said, he came to the office this morning. Moyi asked him to go to the one on Shanlian Road Several families of mountain and sea beasts charge management fees."

"...Who asked that idiot." Jiufang Ziyan turned his head and pushed down his sunglasses.Xiao Hei glanced at him, and continued: "He doesn't know how to go to the underworld himself, he can only take the bus, and he probably just arrived at Yijijia now."

"That's interesting, whoever he goes to collect the money has nothing to do with me, as long as the management fees are not collected in the end." Jiufang Ziyan sat down on an empty desk as if he didn't care.

Xiao Hei: "...The home of that move is at 8, No. 502, Zui Xin Lian Yuan."

Jiufang Ziyan immediately jumped off the table, turned his head and walked out.Xiao Hei silently rolled his eyes behind him.

Jiufang Ziyan strode through the barrier, but stopped when he walked down the steps.

His gaze slid down the stairs until he bumped into a pair of snow-white shell shoes.Jiufang Ziyan raised his eyes, and saw a fair-skinned young man standing under the steps, those round eyes that were too big for a man were quietly looking at him, wearing a sports coat, he looked like a young man The little fresh meat who entered the university.

But Jiufang Ziyan knew that this guy was far enough away from the age of a "college student", but his appearance was so deceptive that even he could not help but treat him as a child from time to time.

That's why I'm so spoiled...

Jiufang Ziyan's eyes darkened, and he raised his foot and walked towards the pair of shell shoes.

Shell Shoes looked at him anxiously: "It was you who said that we would meet each other when I had time in the next two days, so I came here directly...Will it delay you?"

Jiufang Ziyan nodded, thought for a while, then shook his head, and asked, "You don't have work today."

"I'm warped. I'm sorry." Shell Shoes lowered its head and said.

"I'm not in the Exorcism Department now, so why apologize to me." Jiufang Ziyan walked past him without looking sideways, "Go this way, there is a coffee shop nearby."

"Chief, where were you going just now?" Shell Shoes followed nervously, "If you have something to do, really don't mind me, I can wait..."

Jiufang Ziyan paused, took out his special machine for making technical clothes from his pocket, looked at it, pondered for a while, and put the special machine back: "It's really all right, let's go."

Liao Qingshu raised her head in astonishment, looking at the water wall in front of her that cut off the entire space.

The surface of the wall is still fluctuating, as if a piece of water has been completely cut out, still surging with vitality that cannot be ignored.

Liao Qingshu took a step forward in amazement, and poked lightly with his finger curiously, only to hear a "crash", the entire water wall collapsed, and the ice-cold water poured down on his head, drenching him to the core.

"..." Liao Qingshu shuddered violently and looked into the room tremblingly, but only saw messes and water marks all over the place, and no one could be found anywhere.He called twice more, and was about to walk in when a branch suddenly came from behind, grabbed his collar, and pulled him into the bathroom next to him.

"Oh!" Liao Qingshu exclaimed, and when she turned her head, she saw Mu Man making comforting gestures to herself, and the panic that had just reached her throat was suppressed forcefully.

"Why are you here?" He asked breathlessly, and looked around again, "Were you here just now? At least say something."

Muman waved his hand angrily, and pointed to the small window on the wall: "I just came in from there, and I arrived later than you."

His appearance at this time was even more haggard than what Liao Qingshu had seen before, and his face was a little blue.Liao Qingshu looked at him worriedly, and asked, "Are you okay? You look so ugly."

"It's okay, I just haven't rested for a few days." Muman smiled, walked to the sink, turned on the tap, and washed his face with water.Water nourishes wood, even if he just washed it with tap water, it made his complexion look better.Seeing this, Liao Qingshu breathed a sigh of relief, took a dry towel from the towel rack and wiped her head, then asked, "You haven't answered me yet, why are you here?"

"I'm here to find someone." Muman took a handful of tap water and fed it into his mouth without hesitation, frowned in disgust, but swallowed it anyway.He wiped his mouth and continued: "But I didn't find it."

"Who are you looking for?"

"In a sense, it's my senior..."

"Is it the part of the snake that Su Shan brought out from the mountain and sea world?" Liao Qingshu washed and hung up the used towel, turned her head and looked directly into Mu Man's eyes.

Muman felt slightly embarrassed: "You all know..."

"There is a lot of water in the snake, and it can make you so nervous. You think I'm stupid, I can't even think of this?" Liao Qingshu said, "But why do you say that he is your senior... Ah, did he go to the Soviet Union? The body of the mountain? Can an incomplete soul also be on the body?"

"It's not a question of whether it's possible, but that he can only do this." Muman's tone revealed anxiety, "His soul is incomplete, and he can't condense his body, so he can only use it from his senior... Tsk, I'll talk about the rest later. Let me explain to you, I have to hurry after the senior, if those people find him first..."

Liao Qingshu: "Those people?"

"I've said it all and I'll explain it to you later..." Muman paused, then turned his head suddenly, and feather leaves burst out from behind his ears, "...Damn it, they're here."

"Who are you talking about?" Liao Qingshu tilted her head in a daze, her expression froze suddenly.

The long-lost tingling sensation clamored to hug the back of his neck, he turned his head in surprise, and heard footsteps coming from outside the door.