I am not human

"You mean Jiufang?" Liao Qingshu pursed her lips, "Is he depressed?"

Xu Moyi nodded vigorously: "Yeah, my complexion is not good, and there are dark circles under my eyes. Didn't you notice it?"

Wearing sunglasses all day, you can see dark circles is a ghost.Liao Qingshu thought so, and patted Xu Moyi's shoulder reassuringly: "It's okay, it's really okay. I'll go and talk to Jiufang, Director Xu, don't worry about it."

Xu Moyi stared at his face for a long time, then sighed dejectedly: "Baby, you can do whatever you want, but I really hope that you and the bulldog can be well and stay in the mountain management office... "

Seeing her speak so sincerely, Liao Qingshu couldn't help being moved, and carried the last pot of flowers out of the car for her. Just as she was about to speak a few more words of comfort to express her opinion, she heard Xu Moyi turning around and muttering To himself: "After all, it's really hard to find interns who are good-tempered and don't need money these days. What would I do without you?"

Liao Qingshu: "..."

He silently put the pot of flowers back on the car.

Xu Moyi didn't realize it, and saw another pot coming out of the car, so he moved it down, and asked casually, "By the way, where's the bulldog? I haven't seen him today."

"He went to the funeral." Liao Qingshu replied.

Xu Moyi: "Funeral?"

"Well, the funeral." Liao Qingshu nodded, looked up at the gloomy sky, and reflected the entire gray sky in his eyes, "My friend is dead, and even a complete skeleton cannot be left behind. A funeral. That's fair enough."

"Ah? Baby, what did you say?" Xu Moyi didn't hear his words clearly, so he asked again, Liao Qingshu shook his head lightly: "It's nothing. I said it's going to rain, let me park the car for you... ...By the way, I have to go out later, can you tell the director for me?"

At the same time, in the chief office of the Exorcist Department of the All Things Academy.

Qiao Xiren was sitting behind an antique-style executive desk, dangling on the swivel chair, looking up and down at Jiufang Ziyan standing in front of him, and said after a long silence: "To be honest, I didn't expect you to come to participate Bai Shiyu's funeral, I didn't expect that you would come to me, let alone that you would come to me... for help."

"Bai Zhiyu was brought out by me no matter what, is it strange that I come to see him off for the last time?" Jiufang Ziyan said coldly, "As for you... I came to you just by chance."

"Then let me mention the affairs of the mountain management by the way?" Qiao Xiren glanced at a piece of auspicious jade placed on the table, and pushed them forward, "That's not too much trouble for you. I'm just a facade, Not that much right."

Jiufang Ziyan slammed into the piece of auspicious jade, stared at the innocent Qiao Xiren, his cheeks twitched slightly, and after a while, he finally let go: "I came here specially to ask you for help. Are you satisfied?"

Qiao Xiren smiled gently, took his hand back, and lay back on the back of the chair again, thinking: "Seriously, Jiufang, I can understand your difficulties now. But helping you is tantamount to offending Jiufang." The Fang family, this will make it very difficult for me."

"What's the problem? Now two-thirds of the entire exorcist department are half-demons. You can count how many members of the Jiufang family are left here! Even the minister will act according to your face. You tell me it's difficult." What to do? Love to help, don’t help to pull you down!”

Qiao Xiren shook his head, and said slowly: "Jiufang, do you know where your biggest problem is? It's not that you are fierce or self-righteous, but that you don't know how to behave. You always don't know what to show others. Like If you are like this, people who hate you will always hate you, and people who like you will stay farther and farther away from you."

"I don't have time to listen to your nonsense." Jiufang Ziyan said bluntly, "Just tell me if you can do it."

Qiao Xiren nodded his lips thoughtfully, picked up the piece of auspicious jade and looked at it carefully for a while, and said: "This jade has a lot of aura, and if it is made into a jade talisman, it can indeed be a big help. But the exorcism department There are not many people who can carve jade charms."

"I'll carve it for you." Jiufang Ziyan said without thinking.Qiao Xiren raised his eyebrows: "That's not cheap, right? Jade plus handwork..."

"Free engraving, that's fine." Jiufang Ziyan slapped Qiao Xiren's head hard in his heart, thinking of his money-losing savings, he added uncomfortably, "Maybe you guys give it a try."

"Don't say it, it's quite sad that you are doing this. Don't worry, I will discuss it with the minister and give a suitable price." After Qiao Xiren finished speaking sympathetically, he opened the drawer at hand and took the lucky coin Jade was thrown in.Seeing this, Jiufang Ziyan opened his mouth empty, wanted to say something, but restrained himself.

Qiao Xiren looked at him puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"……nothing."

This piece of auspicious jade is also a few thousand smaller, so it's gone... Jiufang Ziyan's heart hurt a little, but he still held back and didn't say anything down.Pretending to be calm, he said goodbye to Qiao Xiren. He was about to leave, but his eyes accidentally passed the small bottle of blue fragments on the corner of the table.

Qiao Xiren followed his gaze, said "oh" suddenly, and picked up the fragment and handed it over: "I remember Qingshu said, do you need this? It's okay, take it away."

Jiufang Ziyan shook his head, didn't pick it up, but asked, "Is there any side effect of this thing for human practitioners?"

"No, why, are you uncomfortable?" Qiao Xiren put down the glass bottle, and looked at Jiufang Ziyan with a probing look: "What do you feel uncomfortable?"

"It's just...headache and palpitations, insomnia and dreaminess, and sometimes irritable, do other exorcists have such a situation?"

Qiao Xiren shook his head lightly, blinked his eyes and thought for a while, then opened the drawer and handed over another vial.Jiufang Ziyan took a look, and his wife took the liquid quietly.

"I've used this stuff before, and it's quite effective." Qiao Xiren recommended sincerely, "Why don't I give you a box, take it back and try it."

"..." How did Fang Zheyi resist killing this idiot and get himself in charge?Jiufang Ziyan felt very puzzled.

He sternly rejected the large box of oral liquid that Qiao Xiren dug out, turned around and walked out in a hurry, for fear that Qiao Xiren would bring out something destructive if he disagreed with him, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw Fang Zheyi cautiously Holding a jar to send in, when they met each other suddenly, both of them couldn't help being stunned.

Fang Zheyi was the first to react, and immediately activated the "Deal with Jiufang Exclusive Mode", with a mocking smile: "Hey, former chief. Come back and play, do you still know the way?"

Jiufang Ziyan didn't answer, just glanced at him, and said coldly: "Bastard."

Fang Zheyi's expression changed instantly: "Jiufang Ziyan, who are you scolding?"

"I didn't mention you, but the jar. It's called a bastard, don't you know?" Jiufang Ziyan pointed to the clay jar in Fang Zheyi's hand.There are a lot of broken glass mixed in that oddly shaped jar, which is the proud work of You Qua Shikai, "The Bastards".

Fang Zheyi was speechless at this sentence, Jiufang Ziyan took advantage of the situation and ran out from beside him, turned around and stepped down the stairs, and in the blink of an eye, he got mixed up among countless busy exorcists, his navy blue windbreaker was covered in soot Shuttle in the color, it seems very abrupt.

This is the place where his sharpness is revealed, this is the place where his youth rests, and the only brilliance and fearlessness in his short life are recorded here. Now he is walking in it, but he can't even figure out which direction the toilet is in. , Jiufang Ziyan couldn't help feeling a little ironic.

"What are these things..." He looked at the exorcists who were hurrying, and they didn't seem to bother to give him a spare look. One by one, they were as busy as gray notes flying on the strings, in the small Jumping up and down in the stave.

"The demon fox, the tengu, the nine-life cat... so many hybrids." Jiufang Ziyan sniffled uncomfortably, and walked quickly to the gate, without seeing a single human being along the way.Can't all the human operators be transferred out?

Covering his nose and stepping out of the gate of the Exorcist Department, he frowned and looked back at the iron gate behind him, only to see that under the gorgeous shape, it was hard to hide the rust marks.

"It's all rusted." Inside Shi Kai's mansion, Liao Qingshu was looking at the iron filings on his hands with some embarrassment.In a moment of impatience just now, he casually grabbed some iron gates of Shi Kai's house, but unexpectedly, his hands were stained with rust.

"What's wrong?" Shi Kai, who was walking in front, looked back at him, Liao Qingshu hurriedly shook his head, and clapped his hands along the way: "No, it's nothing."

"Come in if you have nothing to do." Shi Kai waved his hand at him listlessly, and shuffled ahead, Liao Qingshu quickly followed.

Entering the door, passing the living room, going upstairs, and entering the corridor, the whole process is silent.Shi Kaixian was not in the mood to speak, but as for Liao Qingshu, he was at a loss for words—after so many visits like a debt collector, he finally knocked on the door, and Liao Qingshu didn't know what to say.

...Can't just go up and pat the shoulder and ask, "Did you see vampires during your honeymoon abroad? Did they have any activities at that time?", right?

That's too far-fetched.

Liao Qingshu thought for a long time but couldn't come up with an answer. Seeing that the other party was about to take out the key to open the door, he finally couldn't help but said: "Well, Master Shi, is it convenient for you now? I have some questions to ask you."

Shi Kai raised his eyes lazily: "Ah?"

"I just want to ask, are you spending honey abroad..."

With a creak, the closed door was opened, and Shi Kai beckoned to him: "Wait, come here and do me a favor first—help me pack these boxes."

"Oh." Liao Qingshu nodded blankly, walked into the room, and saw several large cardboard boxes in the well-decorated bedroom, one of them was already full, the other was half full, and the other was still empty.Without exception, everything in the box is a woman's thing.Shi Kai went to open the closet, took out a bunch of women's clothes and stuffed them into an empty box, while beckoning Liao Qingshu to come over to help - he asked Liao Qingshu to put all the things related to women that he saw into the box .

Liao Qingshu packed it according to his words, and asked strangely: "Is this luggage?"

Shi Kai: "What?"

"I just... plan to bring it to your wife after I go abroad..." Noticing Shi Kai's gradually graying face, Liao Qingshu's voice became smaller and smaller, "Isn't it?"

"It's a hammer." Shi Kai waved his hand, his cheeks twitched slightly, "My wife is gone, what do I need these for?"

"Eh?" Liao Qingshu was stunned, "It's not like a fake divorce..."

"Fake hammer!" Shi Kai sniffed, and finally couldn't help crying, "That little bitch! Damn Medusa! She ran away with a gargoyle!!"

Liao Qingshu: "..."

After Shi Kai howled twice, there was a sound in his throat, and after a while, he gradually calmed down.Wiping away his tears, he asked Liao Qingshu: "By the way, what did you want to ask just now?"

Liao Qingshu: "It's just you spending honey... Forget it, it's nothing."

I feel like I can't even ask... He turned around and picked up a bottle of lotion from the dressing table and put it in the box, feeling a sigh in his heart.

"In that case, do you still want to leave?" He asked Shi Kai, Shi Kai shook his head, nodded again, and said in a firm tone, "Go! Why don't you go? You have to go! It's said that the procedures of the mountain management have been completed. ?"

Liao Qingshu groaned in his heart, and hurriedly said that Xu Moyi was dealing with it. Shi Kai frowned, and began to complain again.Liao Qingshu thought more and more wrong, and suddenly asked: "Why do you have to go abroad?"

Shi Kai's expression froze for a moment, he hesitated and said: "I just want to go out, why are there so many?"

"It's not peaceful in foreign countries recently, especially in Europe and America."

"That's better than staying here."

"The incident of turning into a snake is over." Liao Qingshu peeked at Shi Kai's expression while packing up a few bottles and cans, "And I heard that the blood races abroad are very violent."

As expected, Shi Kai's expression changed again.

Liao Qingshu's heart trembled, she put down the things in her hand, turned around and was about to ask carefully, when suddenly there was a burst of music downstairs, Liao Qingshu frowned and tilted her head: "Is someone visiting?"

"My express delivery." Shi Kai blinked, and a sense of relief flashed across his face.He waved his hand at Liao Qingshu: "You continue to pack here, I'll go get it first."

"Hey, please wait a moment! I just have a small problem, soon..." Liao Qingshu hurriedly tried to stop him, but Shi Kai walked out of the door without paying any attention.Liao Qingshu was afraid that Shi Kai would take the opportunity to escape, so he hurriedly chased him out without thinking, but saw Shi Kai was stopping at the stairs, with one hand on the handrail of the stairs, his back turned to him, the back of his bald head was shiny.

Liao Qingshu felt relieved, and was about to call out to him when Shi Kai said, "Xiao Liao, do you still remember "Bastards"?"

Liao Qingshu was stunned for a moment, then nodded blankly: "I remember... what's wrong?"

"I told you back then that 'pure' and 'miscellaneous' are only relative terms, as long as they are tolerant enough, 'impurity' can also become part of 'pure'."

"Um, yes, what's the problem?"

"No problem..." Shi Kai paused, then suddenly let out a long sigh, "Just treat me as farting."

What is this all about?Liao Qingshu was at a loss, but after such a daze, Shi Kai had already gone downstairs.Liao Qingshu subconsciously wanted to catch up, calmly thought about it or gave up, turned her head back to the room to help pack, while waiting for Shi Kai to come back while thinking, her hands trembled, and she wiped off her lipstick.

Liao Qingshu frowned, got up and wanted to find a place to wash, but as soon as she went out, she saw Shi Kai climbed up the stairs, with empty hands and a somewhat uncomfortable expression.

"Master Shi." Liao Qingshu called him, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"

Shi Kaiyuan stood still, looked at him silently for a while, rolled his eyes heavily, and turned downstairs: "The one on the second floor just broke down yesterday, and only noodles are left... Come here, I'll take you there."

Liao Qingshu was still thinking about how to pry his mouth open, and followed him without much thought. After mentally typing for a long time, she finally chose to open her mouth when she was approaching the door of the bathroom on the first floor.

"Master Shi." He presented the opening chapter that he had conceived for a long time, and kicked his boss out as soon as he came up, "I always feel that Jiufang has a prejudice against you."

"Ha, that guy." Shi Kai sneered, "What does he know, barbarian."

"That's right, I think so too." Liao Qingshu nodded, and she walked to the door of the bathroom without rushing in, "He always said that you lie down when you see people, and you like to pretend to be sleepy and confused... "

Noticing the subtle change in Shi Kai's expression, Liao Qingshu raised her eyebrows, then walked towards the bathroom, pushed the door in and said, "Jiufang always likes to use labels to judge people, I don't think it's right. Labels In the final analysis, it is colored glasses... But who will not change? The development of a truly smart person is always dynamic, and will not be bound by an inherent impression..."

Shi Kai let out a "hmm", and his expression became a little loose.Liao Qingshu was overjoyed, Fang stretched out his hand to turn on the faucet, and said to himself, "For example, a master like you...huh?"

The faucet turned and twisted, but there was no water.

Liao Qingshu raised her head in confusion, and her eyes fell on the mirror above the sink, but she saw a light gray figure behind the shower curtain moving slightly.

Shi Kai, who was standing outside the bathroom, sighed, muttered "I'm sorry", and the door was closed immediately.

Liao Qingshu "!!!" What's going on!

After a moment of "lying grass" in his heart, he rushed towards the door without thinking, and just took a step when he heard the sound of rustling behind him.Liao Qingshu hurriedly turned around, waved her hand out without thinking, and suddenly felt that her palm was firm, as if she was grabbing something.However, before he could see clearly what was behind him, a strange smell pierced his nostrils, and his eyes suddenly went dark.

Before completely losing consciousness, what he saw was the iron-gray uniform belonging to the courier.

Two 10 minutes later.

The black leather shoes quietly appeared in front of the rusty gate of Shikai's house. Jiufang Ziyan looked at the compass with several needles in his hand, curled his lips, and felt his head was a bit big.

Cursing in a low voice, he raised his hand and rang the doorbell of You Qua's house.