I am not human

The fierce fire was reflected in the pupils of everyone, and everyone was shocked by this sudden scene.After a while, Xiao Hei was the first to react, and he slammed the car door and was about to rush into the flames.

Jiu Fang Zhongjun who was sitting next to him hurriedly grabbed him: "Calm down, Xiao Hei! I know you are worried about Lord Thor..."

"Master Thor, his sister!" Xiao Hei said in a bad tone, "I'm worried about my new computer!"

Jiufang Chongjun: "..."

Xu Moyi, who was sitting in the back seat, was at a loss: "What Thor? Are you still discussing about Loki?"

"Uh, strictly speaking, it's not..." Liao Qingshu didn't expect that Xu Moyi hadn't discovered the existence of Thunder God until now. He was thinking about how to explain it when he heard a loud noise and saw a blue-purple thunderbolt in the flames. In a flash, a huge figure with the head of a man and the tail of a dragon burst out of the flames, with the sound of thunder in his belly, the tail curled up surrounded by lightning, wrapped around a person loosely, and flung it to the ground with a "slap", just in time for nine Next to Fang Zhongjun's pickup.

Everyone got out of the car one after another to look, and saw the man lying on the ground with his eyes closed, holding a hammer in one hand and an awl in the other. Behind his back was a pair of half-length golden wings. He was wearing a nondescript denim jacket and overalls. A string of snare drums hung between them.On his forehead stood the third eye like Erlang God, and it was tightly closed at this time, his facial features were not bad at first glance, but his face was covered with a layer of dust, which was unsightly.Jiufang Ziyan looked down for a while, tiptoed his body, looked around the crowd and said, "What is this? Shamat from the hair salon next door?"

"You are the one who killed Matt!" The man suddenly opened his three eyes, swung his small hammer and yelled at Jiufang Ziyan, "Your whole family is Killed Matt! I am your ancestor!"

Jiufang Ziyan: "..."

After half an hour.

"Ask about my family, this guy is really my ancestor." Jiufang Ziyan held up the phone with a helpless expression on his face.

Liao Qingshu glanced at the screen of his mobile phone. On it was a two-meter-tall stone statue, dressed in costumes like singing a big show, with one hand raising a hammer and the other lowering an awl. The small wings on the back stretched out like a big roc, with three eyes wide open, watching Going up is stalwart.

"It doesn't look like a real person." Liao Qingshu commented, "Are you sure you are right?"

"That's right, it's written down in the genealogy. His name is Jiu Fanglei, he was a cultivator, and he ascended to the throne in the Ming Dynasty. It is said that he entered the Department of Lei. I made a portrait. This stone statue was repaired according to that portrait after the reform and opening up, and it has been placed in the courtyard of my family, scaring and crying many children.”

"Sounds amazing." Liao Qingshu was amazed, and involuntarily glanced to the side. Not far away, the fairy with small wings was discussing something with Jiufang Chongjun in a low voice, and the eyes on his forehead kept moving. Blinking, Liao Qingshu felt very uncomfortable.

At this time, they have been transferred from the mountain management office to Jiufang Chongjun's home.The matter of the fire was handed over to the security department, and Lin Hongle stayed there to cooperate with them in dealing with the follow-up matters. When Liao Qingshu left, he heard him insisting to the security department that the cause of the fire was a migratory in heat.

Both Thor Gods were brought back secretly, one was talking with Jiufang Zhongjun, and the other was surrounded by Xu Moyi.As the only person in the entire mountain management office who didn't know the existence of the ancient Thor, she showed a strong interest in this shy wild Thor with a dragon body and a human hand, and kept touching it curiously.

Xiao Hei sat with Liao Qingshu and Jiufang Ziyan, but from the beginning to the end, he only asked two questions.One sentence is "Can the kidneys of immortals be sold for money?", and the other sentence is "Is the money for selling the kidneys enough to buy a computer?".

Liao Qingshu expressed deep concern about the safety of the immortal body of the Jiufang ancestor.

"Cultivating immortals is hard, isn't it necessary to practice some inner alchemy and Yuanying, and to be struck by lightning more than ten or twenty times from this period to that period?" Liao Qingshu asked Jiufang Ziyan.He hasn't taken relevant courses, and hasn't read many novels about cultivation, so he really doesn't know much about cultivating immortals.

Jiufang Ziyan didn't seem to understand very well, and after pondering for a moment, he speculated: "Cultivating immortals... I guess it's almost the same as scientific research. It's like taking the test of exorcist. You need to do the exercises first. If you pass the test as a registered exorcist, you will enter the system. And then climb up layer by layer from elementary, intermediate, and advanced."

"It sounds so realistic." Liao Qingshu sighed.

"Isn't the Eastern Heavenly Realm like this? The Eastern Taoist god system is the most bureaucratic, not one of them." Speaking of what he knew, Jiufang Ziyan's tone suddenly became firm.Liao Qingshu asked curiously: "Then does that fairy in your family have an official position now?"

Jiufang Ziyan lowered his head and looked at the phone: "It seems that he mentioned this when he came back to visit relatives, and my family has always remembered it... Well, yes, that's it, 'Nine Heavens Respond to Yuan's Thunder and Universalize Tianzun'."

"What a long name... is it amazing?"

"That's right. This position is also called 'Jade Qingzhen King' and 'Lei Zu'. He is the supreme commander of the Thunder Department. He is in charge of all Feng Boyun, Lei Gong and Dian Mu, and there are still a bunch of Thunder Generals under him. Conservative estimates, at least There must be 36 of them."

Liao Qingshu couldn't keep his mouth shut when he heard it: "This... is definitely considered a glorious ancestor!"

"Otherwise, what do you think the Jiufang family erected that stone statue for? It's specially used to scare children?"

Liao Qingshu was excited.Before that, although he knew that the other party was a fairy, he didn't think it was that great. After all, he had just helped the leader of the order who was in charge of one side's balance to brush up the questions a few hours ago, and had a confrontation with the evil god from Northern Europe. He also raised an ancient Thor.But now, the image of the other party in his eyes suddenly became taller, and even the nondescript denim jacket and processed trousers became golden.

He looked at the fairy with reverence, just in time to see the fairy cut out the third eye from his forehead and wiped his pants.

"The eyes...are they actually fake?" Liao Qingshu was taken aback for a moment.

Jiufang Ziyan rubbed his chin: "Just pretend, after all, you are a god, so you have to look a little different."

Xiao Hei snorted coldly: "I just want to know if his kidney can be removed."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Liao Qingshu, who was closest to the door, stepped forward and opened the door, and Lin Hongle walked in with a tired face.

"There was no major incident. The security department dealt with the aftermath of the surrounding area and added a blind barrier to cover the fire scene. However, almost everything was burned, and the security department had to pay the dispatch fee and the fine. The bill was too high. It was sent in two days, I think we can make it together first." He announced to the three of Liao Qingshu.I don't know if Xu Moyi heard Liao Qingshu, but Jiu Fang Zhongjun must have heard it. Liao Qingshu saw him clutching his purse reflexively.

"Your ancestors can pay for this money, right?" He whispered to Jiufang Ziyan, "He did it anyway, even if it's a part of it."

Jiufang Ziyan made sense after thinking about it, and sent a text message to Jiufang Zhongjun, suggesting that he could raise this matter with Jiufang Immortal.

Jiufang Zhongjun looked down at his phone, and quickly replied.Jiufang Ziyan opened it and frowned.

Liao Qingshu: "What's wrong?"

"Daxian insisted on entering the world of mountains and seas, and Zhongjun asked me to find a way."

"How do you think?" Liao Qingshu didn't understand for a moment.

"The way to get rid of him." Jiufang Ziyan frowned bitterly, thought for a long time, turned the corner of his mouth, handed the phone to Liao Qingshu, ordered "Hold it", and then took two deep breaths.

Immediately afterwards, he let out an "ah" in extreme horror, and fell down with a "plop" while clutching his heart.

Liao Qingshu: "..."