How to break into Liaozhai

Wang Rui followed step by step. The environment here is humid. After walking into the dense forest, he only felt that it was difficult to breathe and he felt oppressed.

Suddenly, there was a crisp sound under his feet, and Wang Rui raised his feet to see that there was a trampled worm lying on the ground, which was as big as an egg, and it was still struggling with green juice.

With a groan of disgust, he jumped away, Yasha, who was walking in front, turned his head dissatisfied, grinned at Wang Rui, and chattered a lot.

Wang Rui pointed to the bugs on the ground and said, "Is it poisonous?"

Yasha probably thought he had too many things to do, so he grabbed him by the collar of his back and roughly dragged him forward, and only let Wang Rui go when he reached an open space.

Wang Rui covered his throat, took a few breaths, and looked up at the beehive-like caves on the cliff above his head.

At this time, flying yakshas landed one after another, surrounding Wang Rui like watching animals, whispering non-stop.

"Damn, who, who touched me?!" Wang Rui covered his back and looked around dissatisfied.

It's fine if he's an ordinary person, but his fingernails are so long, if you touch him, your back will hurt from scratching.

Yasha, who brought him here, was also dissatisfied with the random shot, and pointed at a guy with wings and said something.

Wang Rui found that they were very communicative and couldn't understand what they were talking about. He waited for a while and saw that Yasha who had brought him was still talking, so he sat down bored and let the onlookers watch Yasha's comments.

Look, look, as long as you don't eat him, it doesn't matter.

After another quarter of an hour, the Yaksha who had brought him snorted at him a few times, motioned him to follow, and led him along a stone ladder cut on a cliff to the cave at the top.

These yaksha varieties are also very different. Those with long wings that can fly don't need to climb the ladder, like the leader, those without wings have to climb the stairs like him.

Walking to a spacious cave at the top, several ferocious Yakshas walked towards him.

Under the shadow surrounded by several yakshas, ​​he pursed his lips, trying to appear obedient.

These yakshas all wore fist-sized beads, which were shining and transparent. Some wore a full string, while others wore half a string.

He judged that the bead string should be a symbol of status and status. He glanced at the one wearing the full string. He had a stronger physique than other yakshas, ​​with two folded wings attached to his back.

At this time, the Yaksha who brought him had another conversation with these Yakshas.

Wang Rui suspected that their language system should be particularly long-winded, talking a lot, but the amount of information is actually limited.

Alas, seeing how concise and powerful our language is, the characters created by Cangjie are different.

After the conversation, a Yaksha took out a dead deer, threw it in front of Wang Rui, and pointed to the pot.

He understood that this was for him to light a fire and cook stew for them.

As long as you don't eat him, Wang Rui dragged the dead deer and gestured for it to be skinned with a knife. The Yashas looked at each other, not understanding what he meant.

After a while, one of them, which looked smarter, finally understood what Wang Rui meant. It cut open the belly of the dead deer with its nails, and peeled off a piece of deer skin with its steel-like nails without much effort. .

No wonder I didn't see the Yashas wearing knives. I dare not use them. Nails are sharper than knives.

Wang Rui gestured again and told them that the pot was small but the venison was big, so the Yakshas killed the venison into small pieces.

Wang Rui set up a pot, lit the fire and cooked the meat. He grabbed the seasoning and threw it in. After a while, the meat was fragrant with the sound of gurgling water.

Many yakshas gathered outside the cave, including ground yakshas and flying yakshas, ​​but none of them dared to really enter.

When the meat is cooked, the yakshas in the cave compete to scoop up the venison, feast on it, and have a delicious meal.

Wang Rui put his arms around his knees, and seeing them eating happily, he felt a sense of accomplishment. He didn't expect that his craftsmanship could conquer several stomachs, even though it was Yasha's.

The Yaksha wearing a beaded string patted his stomach happily, looked at Wang Rui with scarlet eyes, and said something to the Yaksha who brought him, and the Yaksha left.

A Yaksha wearing a bead in the cave grabbed Wang Rui's arm, led him to a small cave connected with the big cave, pushed him in, and blocked the entrance with a rock.

In an instant, the cave was completely dark. Wang Rui was not afraid of the dark, but he also felt uncomfortable without light.

He took out his own bead from the bun, and saw it glowing softly in the dark, with colorful lights lingering around it.

He Yunyi, who was sitting in the bead, still had his eyes closed, his body mutilated.

Wang Rui stuck the beads on his face and sighed sadly.

Slowly, he actually fell asleep, and when he woke up, he found that someone was moving the rock at the entrance of the cave, so he quickly stuffed the beads back into his bun.

A Yaksha pointed out the cave, and Wang Rui walked out, and came to the big cave. The venison had been torn up, and the pot was put on the pot table, waiting for Wang Rui to operate.

He was also unambiguous, and he cooked the pot, lit the fire, and cooked the meat in one go.

After a short operation, he got a piece of venison, and then he was driven back into the small cave.

Wang Rui ate the fruits of his labor in the dark cave: "Well...the taste is okay..."

It may be because of the freshness of the venison, it tastes good when it is boiled in salt water.

After three or four days like this, Wang Rui's treatment was upgraded, and he got a few pieces of deerskin in the small cave as bedding.

Alas, how can I live like Robinson Crusoe, ah no, it should be like Friday.

This kind of life of stewing meat for yakshas is not sustainable. The iron pot will always break down one day. He can't lead the yakshas to mine iron ore and smelt steel.

After a few days, his treatment was better again, and he had some freedom. When he rested at night, the door of his small cave was not blocked with stones.

Then a tragic thing happened, Yasha's cries shook the sky, it is better to block it with stones, at least it can also isolate the sound.

On this day, after Wang Rui stewed the meat, he was not taken back to his small cave.

Instead, he was taken out of the cave, walked down the stone ladder, and arrived at a small cave on the bottom floor that could be accessed independently.

Just as he was wondering, he suddenly heard someone behind him giggling and saying: "You have your own cave, and they are going to marry you a wife."

Wang Rui hadn't spoken for several days, and when he suddenly heard someone talking, he was so frightened that he almost jumped up, but what followed was the joy of meeting an old friend in a foreign land.

Full of tears, he turned his head to meet his fellow villagers, but saw a face that was neither human nor yaksha.

Let’s say it looks like a human, but with dark skin, scarlet eyes, and long fangs, but if it is a yaksha, its body shape is normal, and its fur is not as thick as yaksha, and although the black is a bit dark, but the facial features can tell that it is still human .

"You, are you a human or a Yaksha?"

"It's a person." The man said, took off the fangs in his mouth, and wiped off the paint on his eyes: "I have been here for five years, and I do as the Romans do, and I try to dress myself like them."

The fangs are pulled out from the mouth of a dead yaksha, the paint is the juice squeezed out of safflower, the skin is intentionally sun-dried, and the felted hair is formed naturally.

Wang Rui is not like this custom: "It turns out that it is like this. Where are you from and how did you come here? I was caught in a storm at sea and was swept over. I haven't introduced myself yet. My surname is Wang, and my name is Rui , may I ask your surname and great name?"

"My surname is Xu, and my name is Xu Kui. Alas, I can't explain it in a single word. I was thinking about going to Japan to buy some seafood, but I didn't want the goods to be changed. Just like you, I was swept here by the wind and waves." Xu Kui wiped his tears and said, "It's been five years. Nobody ever said a normal word to me."

Wang Rui felt the same way. He was about to go crazy in just a few days. He really didn't know how Xu Kui endured it for two years: "You have been here for five years, and you must know a lot about the situation here."

"That's right, to tell you the truth, I can almost say what Yashas say now." Xu Kui said, "It's actually very easy to learn. I'll teach you when I have time."

Wang Rui didn't want to learn: "I will leave here sooner or later, so I don't need to learn."

"Leave? Impossible." Xu Kui wiped his tears sadly: "Don't say the big waves are raging, you can't get out without a ship, even if you have a ship, you will be discovered by the flying yaksha. They have a bad temper and are very fierce. I imitate them, You worked hard to integrate into them so you didn't get killed, by the way, why didn't they kill you? They even wanted to marry you a wife."

"I have a pot, I can cook things, they like to cook meat in salt water very much." Wang Rui was startled suddenly: "A wife?"

Xu Kui was also taken aback: "Cooking food? You said they like cooked food?" His heart was hit, and he sat down on the ground: "Then I am afraid that I will be different from them in the past five years, and try to imitate them eating raw meat for what."

When he first arrived on this island, in order to integrate into the yaksha group, all his behaviors were based on yakshas, ​​and he dared not go beyond the slightest bit. Yashas ate raw meat, and he also worked hard to eat it. Unexpectedly, yakshas also like cooked meat.

If he had known this, he would have set fire to the barbecue, and the yakshas would eat cooked food, so he wouldn't have swallowed raw meat with nausea.

Wang Rui patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, it's not too late. By the way, you just talked about marrying a wife..."

Xu Kui sighed: "Bringing you a daughter-in-law means that you are recognized as one of them. I won't marry a daughter-in-law until a year later. You have received this kind of treatment in just a few days. King Yasha thinks highly of you."

"I have a sweetheart, I absolutely must not marry a wife here!"

"So what if you have a sweetheart, I have a wife at home, so what, how can people not bow their heads under the eaves, and Yasha men are ugly, but women are extremely beautiful, you will not suffer." Xu Kui said: "You If you don't agree, you don't appreciate it, and King Yasha will be angry."

He is angry?He Yunyi was still angry, but if that guy got angry, the consequences would be very serious.

Wang Rui shook his head: "I've made up my mind, and I won't change my mind. Be angry if King Yasha is angry. I can cook food for him, so he won't kill me."

"I won't kill you, but if I beat you up, you're crippled, so it's not worth it." Xu Kui said: "Don't talk about it like this, go and see the women of Yasha, and then make a conclusion. "

At this time, a ferocious Yaksha walked in and said something to Xu Kui, and Xu Kui responded a few words, and then pushed Wang Rui out: "Let's go, I'm urging you to pick a wife."

Wang Rui struggled, but was slightly pushed by the Yaksha, and he staggered out of the cave, then grabbed his back collar and dragged him to the back of the cliff.

"Tsk tsk, why bother if you don't have to drink fine wine for the toast." Xu Kui followed behind and shook his head.

Wang Rui and the others walked around the mountain and found that there were countless caves on the back of the mountain, densely packed like ant nests.

It's just that the "Yashas" appearing here are very different, all of them are plump and slim, with pretty looks.

Unlike the women in the Central Plains who are weak and beautiful, the "hags" here are full of vitality. Their exposed arms and long legs are strong and tight, and they are full of primitive impulsive charm.

It's a pity that Wang Rui can appreciate these beauties, but he doesn't want to possess them.

After Wang Rui's Yaksha, who was in custody, said something to the dominatrix at the gate, he was released and walked into the open space under the cave.

Xu Kui said: "Unmarried dominatrixes live here. Only those who are married can move to live with their husbands in the cave in front. Every time a male Yaksha becomes an adult, he will come in like this to pick a wife, but the dominatrixes here also have to look Only the Chinese partner can do it, otherwise we can only return empty-handed and come back next year, year after year, and some years we can’t find a wife.”

Wang Rui heaved a sigh of relief. You said it earlier, it turned out to be a two-way choice, which is easy, as long as the other party doesn't like him.

Soon, following a few shouts, many hot Yaksha girls ran out of the cave, surrounded them in the middle, and kept chattering and laughing.

Xu Kui understood that these girls were saying that Wang Rui's skin was too fair and ugly, his eyes were dull, his hands and feet were weak, it was really ugly.

Just when Xu Kui was going to give Wang Rui some tricks to win the girl's heart, he heard Wang Rui sobbing and crying.

Wang Rui kept wiping his eyes, and said in his mouth: "My parents are not here, how can I get married without authorization...I'm not filial."

Yasha, who was guarding Wang Rui, asked Xu Kui to translate what he was saying. Xu Kui had no choice but to say, "He misses his parents, and hopes that they will officiate the wedding for him."

The Yasha girls grinned in disgust.

Seeing this, Xu Kui stabbed him with his elbow, and whispered, "No matter how you say it, you can't shed tears. They all say you're not a man anymore."

Just know!Male yashas are full of masculine "charm", and their aesthetics must also be Fauvism.

Xu Kui's look back then must be the same as now, so he can marry a wife. They definitely don't like a scholar like him.

But in order to ensure that there are no accidents, he has to be more "soft".

Wang Rui covered his face and wept bitterly: "But you are all beautiful, and I will not lose if I marry you. If anyone has pity on me, please marry me."

Xu Kui had no choice but to translate it tactfully.

Just after finishing speaking, all the yaksha girls kept shaking their heads, whining and yelling, and dispersed like birds and beasts.

Some even spat, crying and courting, go to hell!

Perfect!Wang Rui thought proudly in his heart, he knew that you would all be disgusted and run away.

Yasha, who was guarding Wang Rui, laughed and took Wang Rui out of the cave where the girls Yasha gathered.

On their way back to their residence, they met a beautiful hag with two children in her arms and another on her back.

A man and a woman in his arms, a boy, Wang Rui couldn't bear to look closely, it was too cruel.

Girls are beautiful, much cuter than humans.

As for the one on the back, Wang Rui glanced at it, and quickly moved his eyes away. It was another boy.

The dominatrix said something to Xu Kui, Xu Kui took the boy she handed over, hugged him affectionately, and smiled at Wang Rui: "My son, isn't he cute?"

Wang Rui nodded against his will, alas, poor parents all over the world.

Until a few days later, when he saw another purebred Yasha boy by chance, Wang Rui couldn't help feeling that Xu Kui's son was so cute.

Wang Rui's current role is that of an ugly and honest chef who serves King Yaksha and his sons. According to Xu Kui, his queen died a few years ago, and the Yaksha family implements a lifelong spouse system, no matter which side After death, the other party will not be able to remarry for life.

Wang Rui failed to marry a wife, but kept his own house. Although he still can't go to the beach, he already has some freedom, for example, he can bathe in spring water.

However, he knew that this was far from enough, he had to obtain the right to go to the seaside freely.

Ever since Xu Kui found out that yakshas like to eat cooked meat, he showed his barbecue skills, used a branch to spit up wild boar and wild deer to barbecue, and cooperated with Wang Rui to bring salt, the fragrance was overflowing, and his status rose rapidly. After a few days, Wang Rui Looking at him again, I found that he also wore a pearl around his neck.

Yakshas call this pearl "bone protrusion".

With this thing, it represents status, and you can walk freely on the island.

Wang Rui made up his mind that he also had to make a bone.

After thinking about it for two days, he asked Xu Kui to translate it, and asked Yasha to give him a small wild boar, gutted it, and stuffed it with some edible berries on the island.

Then paste a layer of yellow mud on the outside of the small wild boar, and then carry it into the fire to simmer and roast. When the fire is over, the mud will be peeled off. The smell is mellow and the meat is tender.

King Yaksha had never enjoyed such a delicacy before, he only shared a little bit with his sons, and stuffed the rest into his mouth.

Then he said a lot of words to Wang Rui, and took off a bone protrusion with his own hands and gave it to him.

Xu Kui translated to Wang Rui with a smile: "King Yasha said, you are his most important servant, no one is allowed to embarrass you, and let you make another bigger porpoise, he will eat it in a while."

Wang Rui listened to the order and worked hard for a long time. After presenting the prepared Paoyu, he was exhausted.

But he couldn't just rest like this. While the yakshas were having fun, he got a bone bump and was free again, and walked to the seaside.

On the way, I met a few patrolling Yakshas, ​​but seeing that he had protruding bones, and knowing that he was the royal chef of Yaksha King, they didn't dare to "examine" him.

Wang Rui arrived at the beach smoothly, lay on the soft sand, listened to the sound of the waves, and touched his beads with a smile.

"He Yunyi, I didn't expect that, I'm not a scholar, I'm a cook now."

Lifting the bead to the sky, after waiting for a long time, a ray of light floated in, and Wang Rui saw that He Yunyi's body seemed to have improved compared to before.

Nine out of ten parts were repaired, Wang Rui smiled with satisfaction, and rubbed the beads on his face: "I don't know if you have a notification sound when you are fully loaded."

He was tired all day, and after a while, his eyelids became too heavy to lift, and he closed his eyes.

...

Suddenly, he was awakened by a ray of light, and the beads in his hand shone dazzlingly. It turned out that the collection of souls was completed.

He Yunyi's figure slowly emerged from the bead, and just as Wang Rui was grinning and was about to speak, his soul suddenly turned into a blue light and flew towards the sky.

"Tian Xuzi has reincarnated." A cold voice appeared in the sky: "In the next life, he will continue to practice, and this is the fate of you."

Wang Rui looked at the sky, the blue light had disappeared, the dark night sky, with no stars but also a bright moon, shone on the earth like a piece of black cloth.

"Why, how could this be...reincarnated?" He murmured, stepped back a few steps, and fell down on the beach.

He is reincarnated, what should he do?Could it be that he was in his thirties and went to He Yunyi, who was in his teens?

No, that's not the point, the point is that he doesn't know what kind of person he has turned into, even if there is no possibility of sneaking a glance at him.

"I...I don't believe it..." He sniffed: "What kind of shit is all about this, I don't believe it..."

Suddenly, a voice rang clearly beside his ears: "If you don't believe it, you have to believe it. The Crown Prince of the Dragon King of the South China Sea is going to the island. King Yasha asked you to prepare Paoyu..."

"Ah?" Wang Rui opened his eyes in a trance, and saw that the sky was already bright, and Xu Kui was looking down at him: "You slept here all night? You are not afraid of being swept away by the waves."

Wang Rui came back to his senses, turned over his palms quickly, and fumbled on the body and the ground for a while: "Where are my beads?"

The bead containing He Yunyi's soul disappeared.

"Isn't it hanging around your neck?" Xu Kui reminded.

"It's not a bony bead, it's my own bead."

Xu Kui had never seen any extra beads on Wang Rui, so he tugged at his arm and said, "Let's look for it later, the prince of the Dragon King is going to go ashore, and he will go ashore every three years to pick a Yasha girl, and the Yasha King wants you to do it." Paoyu is entertaining him, let's go, it's too late."

Wang Rui didn't care about the Dragon King or the crown prince, and continued to kneel on the ground to touch: "...No, I can lose everything, only that, I have to find it."

Xu Kui glanced at Haishan from a distance: "It's bad, they're going to go ashore soon." Hearing a sound behind him, he shouted out of his wits: "It's even worse, the Yakshas are coming out to greet you, Wang Rui, Wang Rui! Hurry up!" Stop looking! Find a place to hide."

"Leave me alone!" Wang Rui broke away from Xu Kui's arm: "I'm looking for something, so go away."

Seeing that the two groups of people were getting closer, Xu Kui stomped his feet for the last time, ran to a remote place, and knelt down politely, because the Dragon King Prince had a thousand miles of vision, so he must have seen him.

The bead was obviously blown by the hurricane, but it was not thrown away. Why did it disappear after sleeping all night?

Could it be that the dream last night was real, that He Yunyi was reincarnated?

Wang Rui felt weak all over and lowered his head. Soon, a few drops of wetness appeared on the beach.

There was drumming and clamoring all around him, but he didn't notice it, and his whole body was immersed in despair.

It wasn't until a pair of boots embroidered with gold thread appeared in his sight that he suddenly looked up, and saw a strong man in black robe looking at him in surprise.

Behind him was a group of people with characteristics of marine life. For example, there was a person who looked like a civil servant with a ledger in his hand, but he was carrying a turtle shell.

There is a beautiful woman with drum music, but like an octopus, there are seven or eight tentacles, which are beating gongs and drums respectively.

These strange "people" were all looking at him, Wang Rui thought he was blocking the way, so he moved to the side.

"That's right, that's right, take him back to the Dragon Palace." The man ordered his left and right, and then some soldiers came to capture Wang Rui.

The prince of the Dragon King is here to choose a harem from among the yaksha girls. Dragons, everyone knows that men and women are not taboo. As soon as he went to the island, he saw a scholar with red lips and white teeth wiping his tears. He couldn't help being moved again.

Yacha Island is under the jurisdiction of the South Sea Dragon Palace. Although this scholar doesn't know how he got there, since he is on the island, he belongs to Yacha Island, that is, to him.

Wang Rui could understand what the Dragon King Prince said, but he couldn't make up his mind for a while, why did he take him back?Do you cook?

At this time, the civil servant carrying the tortoise shell approached Wang Rui, and the tip of the pen stuck to his tongue: "Do you have a name? If so, tell me, and I will write it down in the concubine book for you."

"Men's concubine?" Wang Rui froze for a moment, and then exclaimed: "Eh, eh eh?"

The civil servant with the tortoise shell on his back said slowly: "Stop 'ehhh', tell me your name quickly, and I'll write it down for you."

"Stop joking! I'm not a bastard concubine! Let go of me, I'm looking for beads!" Wang Rui struggled desperately. What the hell, another disaster happened. He would rather be a cook for King Yaksha for the rest of his life.

The Dragon King Prince ignored Wang Rui, and continued to walk forward with a proud smile to welcome the worship of the Yakshas.

Wang Rui is a treasure he picked up by chance on the beach. When he finds it, he puts it in his pocket. As for the others, he doesn't care.

Wang Rui's strength is far inferior to that of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and he is about to be dragged to the big shell they are riding on.

Suddenly, a voice in the sky shouted angrily: "Let him go!"

Then, Wang Rui felt a force explode around him, throwing all the shrimp soldiers and crabs pulling him into the sea.

Before he could react, he was already hugged into his arms. The next moment, his chin was lifted and his mouth was sealed by the other party.

When he saw clearly who was coming, his eyes became hot, he put his arms around the man's neck, and kissed him back with selflessness.