How to break into Liaozhai

The rabbit has worked hard in the moon palace for many years, and only verbally complained about the boring life, but no one paid attention to it, so it stopped.

Let it be responsible for same-sex love, and because Yuelao didn't want to take care of this person, and no gods were willing to accept it, he threw it to the rabbit in the Moon Palace to take over.

The rabbit is far away from the moon, and has no control over the feelings in the world, and gradually loses interest, and begins to "derelict his duties".

People of the same sex who fall in love in the world are very unconfident. They default to this kind of feeling that the gods don't care about it, and they don't make a wish to the heaven, which leads to the same-sex marriage being shelved all the time.

The rabbit only makes medicine in the moon palace, and doesn't think about the others.

Suddenly, Wang Ruilai popped up, causing the rabbit to wake up suddenly, and directly poured a dose of strong medicine, that kind of words were written on the moon, and the emperors and generals in the world saw it, and they must think it was the will of the heavens. Give unprecedented tolerance.

It can be described as one step in place.

And the ingenious thing is that the rabbit's scribbling on the moon palace that it guards is not a violation of the rules of heaven. Moreover, the words it scribbles are related to its duties, and it cannot be said that it has exceeded its authority, which is really a headache for the gods.

The most unbearable thing is that the moon shows that love between a man and a man is innocent, and the emperor on earth must think that the will of the Jade Emperor in the heaven made the Jade Emperor bear the blame.

It was the first time I saw Tianting taking the blame, but I still couldn't catch it.

Damn, it was all taught by Wang Rui, a troublemaker. This rabbit used to be a rabbit, and he never had such a thoughtful heart.

The envoys of the Heavenly Court looked at Wang Rui coldly. Although they had different ideas in their hearts, they almost all agreed that he abducted the rabbit from the Moon Palace.

It just so happened that Tian Xuzi came, so he quickly asked him to take this guy away and restore the peace of the Moon Palace.

He Yunyi was separated from Wang Rui for many days because he was blocked out of the Moon Palace by the barrier. When they met at this moment, he heaved a sigh of relief and held up his face to take a closer look: "You have obtained the body of immortality? Let me see See what's different?"

Wang Rui touched the top of his head and his face: "There are no horns or scales, so I don't think there is any difference."

He Yun smiled lightly: "It is indeed the same as before, poor-mouthed."

After taking Wang Rui away, can the two of you flirt with each other again?An envoy coughed: "We will find out who made Wang Ruifei immortal. Tian Xuzi, you and Wang Rui should leave quickly."

Before, he secretly praised the person who sent Wang Ruifei to the Moon Palace for his brains, but he didn't expect to make a big mess instead, and he must be punished if he finds this guy.

When He Yun saw that Wang Rui was sent to the Moon Palace, because he couldn't find a way to break the barrier, he wanted Wang Rui to pollute the moon with dragon blood crystals. His original intention was to let him dye the moon red. Unexpectedly, Wang Rui Rui brushed out six big characters that made people's eyes pop.

He expected that the people in the heavenly court would quickly open the barrier and go to the moon palace to clean up after they found out, so he waited patiently.

The envoy of the Heavenly Court passed through the barrier on the front foot, and he flew to the Moon Palace to pick up Wang Rui on the back foot.

This time, when the person received it, He Yun smiled and grabbed his shoulder: "Let's go."

But at this time, the rabbit who had been silent all this time came to his senses, looked at He Yun and said, "Oh, you and Wang Rui are a couple? No wonder he asked me to write those six characters. Are you a fairy?" Side, muttered: "Immortals can't think of mortals."

It has been locked in the moon palace all the time and doesn't know what's going on outside, otherwise it would definitely have heard about the things about Tianxuzi and Wang Rui who made a fuss in the past few days.

It believes that those who can go to the heavenly palace must be immortals, but the gods of the heavenly palace cannot fall in love with mortals. Even if they fall in love with immortals, they must have the permission of the heavenly court.

"It's good for you, do you have permission?"

He Yun asked Tao Yu for what he was doing, and said proudly, "Of course."

"Oh." The rabbit said meaningfully: "It's a pity that so many men and women in the world cannot be as happy as you because they can't get my blessing."

Wang Rui chimed in: "That's right, why is Yuelao called Yuelao when he doesn't live in the Moon Palace? And the Rabbit God lives in the Moon Palace, but he can't be called Yuelao or Tulao?"

The question was very tricky, and the rabbit suddenly came to his senses: "That's right, it's not fair. If Yuelao also moves into the Moon Palace, I will be convinced!"

"And by locking the rabbit here, it is not allowed to control the same-sex marriage in the lower realm? Just bully the rabbit to talk, look at it, it has been thousands of years, it can't live in the moon palace, and the medicine jar and pestle it uses are still the same What a tragedy, what a tragedy!" Wang Rui said: "Although it will live forever, it still has to eat, drink and taste its taste on weekdays, so you can relieve your boredom. You have flat peaches to eat, but rabbits don't even have peach pits. You have songs and dances to watch. Not even a joke book."

After thinking about it, the rabbit realized that he was really suffering: "I am a god who manages marriages, why do you treat me like this? I have decided that every fourteenth day of every month, I will go down to investigate same-sex marriages in the world. If I am not allowed to go, I will Just scribble." After speaking, he lay down on the ground, stretched his feet, and made a dying posture.

"You, are you threatening Heaven?"

"Hey, what should I write?" Rabbit lay on the ground, crossing his legs: "Next time, I will write that so-and-so has an illegitimate child. I recognize most of you, haha."

Inspired by Wang Rui, Rabbit finds that he has an invincible weapon, a notice board facing the world, and anything he writes on it will cause a sensation.

If one day his name appears in front of the words "illegitimate child", he will definitely become the laughing stock of the Three Realms.

This rabbit has learned badly from Wang Rui and can do anything.

Wang Rui admired the rabbit's attitude, that is, he had to fight for his own rights. Besides, it was so miserable, no matter how miserable it was, it would never be worse than it is now. The prisoners in the prison can still let the wind go. Being locked up in the moon palace is simply inhumane.

"This needs to be reported to the Jade Emperor."

"I'm going to meet the Jade Emperor myself." The rabbit stood up: "I was locked up in the Moon Palace in order to punish Chang'e for stealing the descendant's elixir, and she was not allowed to step out of here. Why am I a god born by the moon?" I also want to follow her, I figured it out, this time I not only want to go down to earth, on weekdays, I also ask to live in the Guanghan Palace, don't stop me, I want to meet the Jade Emperor."

He Yun put one hand on Wang Rui's shoulder to watch the excitement, this silly rabbit has figured it out.

At this time, Wang Rui glanced at the closed gate of Guanghan Palace, and said disappointedly: "It's a pity that I didn't even see Chang'e when I finally came to the Moon Palace."

He Yun raised his eyebrows: "I see, be careful to scare you."

"Why, because it's so beautiful?" Wang Rui scowled at him, didn't he, beauties are also jealous.

Just when He Yunyi was about to answer, an envoy said: "Yutu, stop arguing. We have another purpose for this trip. By the way, check whether Chang'e is still in the palace. Let me finish this matter first. Let's talk about your business, how do you think?"

"She's been bored in there all the time, I promise I didn't go out." After the rabbit finished speaking, it flew to the gate of Guanghan Palace, and kicked violently with its hind feet: "Heaven is coming, come out!"

The door of Guanghan Palace creaked open, and a fairy floated out from Shi Shiran. She was a rare beauty in the world, and Wang Rui's eyes lit up when he saw it. Beauty is eternal. Although he doesn't like it, he can appreciate it.

He Yun glanced at him and covered his eyes with a smile: "Don't look!"

Chang'e held her heart in her hands and said weakly, "What's the noise?"

"People from the Heavenly Court are checking to see if you are in the palace." The rabbit pointed at Chang'e: "I see clearly, she is here, let's continue talking about my business."

Chang'e said respectfully to the envoys of heaven: "I hope you can go back and tell the Jade Emperor that next time you hold a banquet, please let me perform the dance."

Wang Rui obviously saw the rabbit rolled his eyes, showing extreme disdain, and his three-petal mouth moved, but he didn't know what he was saying, but it was definitely not a good word.

At this moment, he noticed that He Yunyi was staring at Chang'e with a slight frown, as if he had discovered something but was reluctant to speak.

Wang Rui elbowed him: "If I'm not satisfied, I'll watch her, but you still watch her."

"Hush, don't make a sound!" He Yun leaned over and stamped on his lips as soon as he finished speaking, then continued to frowned and thought.

Wang Rui was thick-skinned, but after being kissed in public, he also calmed down, lowered his head, and avoided other people's half-hearted eyes with a guilty conscience.

After confirming that Chang'e was in the palace, the envoy of heaven said, "Fairy can go back and rest."

Chang'e nodded slightly, turned around and closed the door, and went back.

The rabbit continued to "splash and roll" to protest, after several times of war of words, the envoy of heaven decided to go back to tell the Jade Emperor its appeal, and said to He Yunyi and Wang Rui: "This place is not suitable for you to stay for a long time, let us leave together. "

You must go, especially the one surnamed Wang!

Unexpectedly, Rabbit agreed straight away: "I'll wait for your news."

Wang Rui said, "I'll wait with him."

The envoys of the heavenly court all took a step forward, and suddenly heard Wang Rui said that they would wait for the news, and suppressed their anger: "It's not necessary, you should leave."

"Anyway, you will come back, and the barrier will be opened again at that time, won't you?" Wang Rui said: "Or are you planning to lie to the rabbit and promise well, but plan to leave forever?"

"How could it be?! Do you think we are just talking like you?"

"Immortals don't lie, when did I just talk about it?! Don't slander me!"

Talking to Wang Rui can kill you, treat him like a stone, and stop talking to him, an envoy advised: "Tian Xuzi, the holy will is unpredictable, if you don't agree to the request of the jade rabbit and continue to close the barrier, you don't leave If you don’t, you won’t be able to get out.”

"Where Wang Rui is, I'll be there. If you're locked up in the Moon Palace, let's lock it up." But he changed the subject and said to Wang Rui: "However, let's not be in the Moon Palace anymore. I don't know how long they'll be there. Delayed our return home."

At this time, the rabbit also smiled and said: "Don't worry, I believe that the Jade Emperor will give me a fair verdict, so you don't have to stay with me. I will visit you when I allow the lower realm, anyway, you won't Let’s die, we will definitely meet again.”

It is now full of confidence that the six words written on the moon will definitely cause an uproar in the world. With the support of God, same-sex feelings in the world will inevitably spring up like mushrooms after rain. Under the chaos, someone must manage it.

And this candidate is the Rabbit God.

"Then remember to come to me." Wang Rui left two addresses, one at Zhao's house and one at his own hometown. As long as the rabbit goes down to these two places, he can always find clues about him.

Seeing Wu Gang in the distance, Wang Rui waved to him, "Thank you for the wine, goodbye—"

In fact, he knew that it would be very difficult to see each other again after leaving the Moon Palace. Poor honest man, it would be nice to "make trouble" with us back then, scribble a big word "injustice", and put eye drops on Emperor Yan, so I won't let you go , I won’t torture you like this again.

Wu Gang held the ax in one hand, and waved it to Wang Rui with the other.

"Let's go." He Yun took Wang Rui's hand, followed the envoys to leave the moon palace, and parted at the barrier. They returned to the heaven, and Wang Rui and the others continued to go to the lower realm.

He Yunyi took Wang Rui to a secluded suburb, and after making sure that there was no one around, he held him in his arms and kissed him fiercely.

Just now, due to the presence of people from the heavenly court, I was reluctant to get close.

"Are you scared alone?" He Yun said with a smile: "Seeing you flying to the moon, I am afraid that you will cry alone, so hurry up and find a way outside."

"Tch, why would I cry?! I'm not a little girl, and I still cry when I leave home."

He Yun held up his face: "Come on, let Mr. Wang see, are there any traces of tears?" Seeing it from such a close distance, his face suddenly became hot, his Wang Rui really liked him, and couldn't help but kiss again A few times, and then hugged him in his arms again: "I've gone to heaven and earth for you, but, um, it's all worth it."

"Am I that good?" Wang Rui asked with a smile.

He Yunyi pinched his cheek, and teased, "Anyway, if you are thrown on the street, I will definitely be the first to pick it up."

What are you talking about? !Wang Rui also decided to say something to tease him: "Do you know why I was not in a hurry when I was trapped in the Moon Palace, because I know that my husband will definitely find a way to save me."

Sweet talk kills you.

He Yun was full of enthusiasm, bit his lips tightly to prevent himself from laughing too much, raised his chin deliberately, and said with a snort, "Who is your husband?"

Looking at the sky, Wang Rui announced the answer with a smile: "A dog-tempered Taoist surnamed He."

See if you accept it or not.

He Yunyi was angry and funny, hugging him into his arms was another kind of intimacy, the more he watched, the more he liked it: "Thanks to the words you wrote on the moon, this time we go back, your parents must agree with us, Maybe I can really pay homage.”

Wang Rui imagined the scene, it would be great if it was true, but he had to go back and have a look.

He Yun picked Wang Rui's chin: "I'm going to visit the bridal chamber, are you happy?"

Anyway, I am very happy to see you, Wang Rui thought of Jin Keyu again for some reason: "...Let's go back and visit my parents first, and then find the person who fed me the elixir. Well, we will finish these two tasks in a short time." task."

Here it is again, every time it is mentioned, he always talks about him suddenly. He Yun couldn't figure it out, and stared at him: "I said Wang Rui, you..."

"Go home first. I don't know if the fetal buds Bixia Yuanjun gave have a shelf life, don't delay, let my mother give me a younger brother as soon as possible."

"..." He Yun said with all his heart, although he didn't know what was going on with you, but sooner or later he couldn't run away from you, so he nodded: "Okay, let's go back first."

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Wang Rui led He Yun back to the gate of the Zhao family's mansion, turned around and looked up, almost not recognizing that it was the Zhao family.

The gate and the courtyard wall of the house collapsed, and a few boards are currently used to barely block it. Walking inside, the screen wall also collapsed and shattered to the ground, as if stepped on by a giant.There was a big hole in the courtyard wall of the second gate. Through this big hole, servants could be seen walking around from time to time.

Wang Rui walked in through this hole, and as soon as he appeared, the boy who carried the water and mud groaned and lost his mind: "It's bad, that toad is back—"

Wang Rui was unhappy: "Stop, who are you talking about!" As a result, the boy ran even faster, and after a while, many people rushed out from all directions, some with torches and some with sticks, but They all looked panicked like "don't come over here".

"Definitely!" As soon as He Yun uttered a word, all these people froze in place.

Seeing this, Wang Yongde and his wife, who came after them, said to the four brothers of the Zhao family who were frightened: "Brothers, this is the real Rui'er."

"How, how do you know?"

Simple, because he is with He Yunyi, that's right, this is their son with broken sleeves, Mrs. Zhao greeted him: "Rui'er, you are back."

Wang Rui asked in confusion: "What's going on? Why are these people treating me like this?"

"They didn't treat you badly, it's because a monster turned into you a few days ago..." Zhao sighed: "It's hard to say..."

"Monster, pretend to be me?" Wang Rui found out that he was indeed liked by the monster, and he liked it so much that he wanted to pretend to be his face: "Then, did it hurt you?"

As soon as the words came out, Uncle Zhao, who was hiding behind the pillar, came out and said tearfully, "Except for your cousin Xiuwen, I didn't hurt anyone else. I have pity on my daughter, who was kidnapped by that monster."

"On the day of the fifteenth full moon, six big characters appeared on the moon, did you see it?" Wang Yongde asked with concern.

Wang Rui said solemnly: "I see, it must be God's will for the world, so He Yun and I thought about it and thought, since it is God's will, we should also be upright and upright, and we shouldn't hide, so I'm back."

Although Wang Yongde still had bumps in his heart, who would dare to fight against the heavens? God said he was innocent, so how could he blame his son? He looked at He Yunyi and said in his heart that there was no other way, so he should be more than one son in the future.

"...In short, I can't say a word. Since He Zhenzhen is back, this monster has no good fruit to eat. It's windy here. Let's go in and talk about it." Wang Yongde said.

As soon as He Yun walked into the room, he untied the boy's restraint.

Seeing that He Yunyi was so capable, the Zhao family seemed to grasp at straws and hugged them into the house.

As soon as he entered the room, Wang Yongde said: "In short, a few days before the fifteenth month, you came back suddenly and said that you wanted to marry Xiuwen. I disagree, so you said that Xiuwen was pregnant with your child."

Although it was a short sentence, Wang Rui couldn't digest it for a while: "That monster has changed into my appearance, and is going to marry cousin Xiuwen, and is she pregnant?"

"Of course your mother and I don't believe it anymore..." Wang Yongde said: "After all, you have confessed to us before, and it happened that the moon appeared on that day, so we went to you and told you that you don't need to lie to others and yourself. As a result, you Looking at the moon, thinking about it, I turned around and jumped three feet high, and ran to Xiuwen's yard, trying to take her away. It just so happened that your third uncle and third aunt didn't sleep because of watching the moon. Seeing the movement, she ran out and pulled Xiuwen to prevent her from leaving. Xiuwen was persuaded and decided not to elope.

As a result, at this moment, according to your third aunt, you suddenly became so angry that your cheeks swelled up, and Xiuwen passed out when she saw it, and you still had to go outside while holding someone.Your third aunt picked up the lantern and threw it on your back, and ignited the clothes. You were burned so badly that you jumped around a few times and turned into a big toad. That’s right, it’s a big toad. Half the room is as big, roll your cousin with your tongue and rush out.

Only then did we know that it wasn't you who came back, but a toad spirit.In the past few days, people have been sent to search and search, but there is no trace.Fortunately, you are back, Mr. He, you must have a way to save Xiuwen, right? "

Hearing this, He Yunyi understood that in order to occupy Wang Rui's identity and marry Xiu Wen, this toad gave Wang Rui the elixir and let him fly to the moon.

After seeing the words on the moon, it knew that Tianting would go to the Moon Palace to release Wang Rui soon, and he would soon be out of the gang, so it panicked and took Xiuwen to escape.

But at the same time, he couldn't figure it out, Chang'e was definitely in the Moon Palace, and he saw it with his own eyes, so who is this toad, and how did it escape from the barrier and come to the mortal world?

Wang Rui said disgustedly: "Why did you encounter such a thing for no reason? The child in Cousin Xiuwen's belly...is that monster's?"

His third aunt sobbed: "It must be. Your parents have said that you don't like women. That monster will kidnap Xiuwen again. It's not its child. Why should it be so important? My poor daughter , I don’t even want to live as a mother, let alone her, woo woo woo.”

Wang Rui comforted: "Don't be afraid, if it's really a monster's child, if Xiuwen doesn't want it, you can take it away..."

As soon as the words fell, I heard the report from the servant outside: "Toad, there are a lot of toads... Come and see..."

Judging from his trembling voice, there should really be a lot of toads, and everyone was scared out of their wits.

Everyone rushed to the gate, and saw countless toads lined up in densely packed rows at the entrance of the street, covering the street. They used their bodies as wheels to carry boxes one by one, all the way to the gate of Zhao's house.

At this time, an old woman in white clothes walked into the courtyard with a smile: "I am the messenger of the Frog God, and I have come to hire our eldest son under the order of the Frog God, hoping to marry Miss Xiuwen as his wife. These are dowries."

At this time, a toad walking in front had already entered the yard with several large boxes on its back. The old woman lifted it up, and it was full of copper coins. Gold jade and brocade.

The Zhao family looked at the money and were stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer.

"Hmph, Frog God? Let me ask you, how to solve the matter of scheming Wang Rui?" He Yunyi said, looking at his sweetheart.

But seeing that Wang Rui had already slipped away at some point, he hid far away behind a tree, showing half of his face and aiming this way.

He Yunyi didn't understand: "How did you get there?"

Wang Rui couldn't say that he was afraid of toads, could he: "It's nothing, it's windy over there, I'll take shelter from the wind here." In order to prevent everyone from seeing through his "cowardice", he said loudly to the old woman: "I have to correct something, Toads are different from frogs, please don’t call yourself a frog god, thank you.”