Heartthrob forced to scum all over the cultivation world

— as if forced.

When Wei Hankong heard Gu Beiya agree, such a sentence came to his mind, like an invisible knife, quietly sliced ​​a piece of flesh off his heart.

"Okay, I won't let it in." Wei Hankong's voice was indifferent, and he suddenly lost the ability to feel happy, angry, sad, and joyful, like an empty shell, and even the hand touching Gu Beiya's face was not warm at all.

Even Wei Hankong despises this cold hand.So he slowly let go of his hand, and stood in front of the dragon with a long body, taking a deep breath, it seemed that this would make him calmer and regain his sanity, because the current result is not bad for him, what he wants, wants What you want to get, you have got it, the process is not important, as long as the result is perfect, it is enough.

Was it perfect?

Probably perfect.

He wants his subjects to have a foothold, and Jingshan Gate will be this foothold.He asked Gu Beiya never to say that he couldn't, Gu Beiya would never say those three words again.He wanted revenge, and he got half of the revenge, everything was perfect.

- Yes, it's perfect.

"Since you agreed, I will let my subjects go back. How about choosing a good day to marry you?"

Gu Beiya could feel that the little snake that had penetrated into his body was no longer moving, but it didn't mean that he was not moving. Compared with the time of marriage, the former is naturally more important.

He forced his body to sit up again, looking up at Wei Hankong with his moist eyes, his voice was panting lazily: "I promised you, why doesn't it come out?"

"You just pretend it doesn't exist."

Gu Beiya frowned, but said restrainedly: "No, is it possible that I have to spend time with it these few days? I also want to go out? What is this?!"

Wei Hankong said calmly: "I asked. Now you have to shut your doors and think about it for a month, and the ban will be lifted when spring comes. So don't be shy, no one will know. But if you really can't bear it, you can hold a wedding ceremony with me in advance. In this way, we will formally cooperate, and the whole cultivation world will know that you Jingshanmen and our Yaozu gang, if Chiyuemen wants to trouble you for some elder, you have to consider whether it is worthwhile."

"You... When you killed Gong Siyu, did you know that today would come?" Gu Beiya suddenly felt a little scared.

Wei Hankong sensed Xiaoya's vigilance towards him, but there was really no need for such vigilance: "What do you think? Xiaoya, do you think I need to use tricks to achieve my goal?"

Gu Beiya pursed her lips and fell silent for a while...

Seeing that Wei Hankong was about to leave, Gu Beiya was still burning hot all over. Looking at Wei Hankong's back, he thought what he should say to keep this idiot who was a childhood friend but was actually almost a stranger. The two were calm Talk to him and tell him that some things are not as simple as you think. If you and I really become Taoist couples, the ending called "lost" will start counting down.

Gu Beiya can tell Jiulang the truth because he was so kind to him when he was a child, and tell him that being a Taoist couple is not a long-term relationship, and that everyone who has become a Taoist couple with him is crazy.

But explaining this way would expose the suspicion of his reincarnation III. If this is exposed, the system will not cover it up, and his purpose of leaving this world will also be seen through.

With Gu Beiya's many marriages and experience as a mad couple, this secret should always be hidden in his heart. Anyone who loves him more than [-] will not be happy for him to leave as long as they know about it, and will try to find a way The most typical move is to kill the protagonist Yi Tongchen.

"Gu Beiya, in your heart, is it Wei Jiulang or the young city lord who was ignorant, poorly qualified, and came to you for comfort all day long?" Seeing Gu Beiya's thoughtful eyes, Wei Hankong couldn't help but stop, He said lightly, "But I'm not called Wei Yi now, so don't call me Jiulang, that's all in the past, now I'm called Wei Hankong, you can call me Hankong, you can call me Hankong, whatever, I don't know anything else. You should."

"Then... what about after you become a Taoist partner? What do I call you?" Gu Beiya followed the other party's words and changed the subject.

Wei Hankong thought for a while, then said in a low voice, "It's up to you."

"Husband?"

Wei Hankong left the same sentence as he left: "It's up to you."

As Wei Hankong left from the gate, the double doors were gently closed, and the lark, who was pretending to be dead, jumped up instantly and threw himself into Gu Beiya's arms, "Jiujiujiu", like a beautiful little uncle who had not recovered from a serious illness. His skin was still slightly red, and his complexion was the light red that is unique to the estrus period. He held the lark in his right hand, and tapped it gently on the low table with his left hand. Finally, he threw away the lark that was begging for comfort, and put his silver dragon tail Transformed instantly, a pair of brittle dragon horns appeared on his forehead, and then a small golden tweezers appeared in his hand...

The lark, which rolled down on the small couch, tilted its head, not knowing what the master was going to do.

Gu Beiya blushed and scolded it softly: "Turn your head away."

The lark gave a 'chirp', but it didn't know what it understood, its small round eyes instantly became serious, and with a 'swish', it flew out of the window, quickly folded a plum blossom back, and threw it on Gu Beiya's body.

Gu Beiya was already at this time, and he was still being 'teasing' by the lark. He really couldn't laugh or cry, and felt very embarrassed. Fortunately, no one saw it, so he threw the plum branch directly out of the window, and then with a finger, all the doors and windows were closed. Even the lark was thrown out by him and locked outside.

At this time, Gu Beiya seemed to have the energy to deal with the snake that was hiding in his body and didn't plan to come out!

As Wei Hankong said, after getting used to it, the snake doesn't move, so it can't feel anything.

But even if he couldn't feel it, he was extremely ashamed. Could it be that a small snake like an earthworm could trample on it at will? !

He himself didn't dare to touch it casually, every time he comforted him, he was always careful. What strange place did the snake find, what if it got in accidentally?

Gu Beiya still remembered the accident where he played with branches and ended up with a bunch of transparent balls. He suspected that those balls were squeezed out from the gap behind the valve, but there were so many... What the hell is that place?

Could it be related to the formation of dragon eggs?

Gu Beiya has never eaten pork in three lifetimes, but he has also seen pigs running. He knows that he is now a dragon. Because of the dragon's reproductive rules, although he is a male, he can lay eggs. But the legend is a legend. I don't feel much, now once I realize that those transparent egg-like things I've spit out are really... eggs?

Gu Beiya's face suddenly turned pale, and the tweezers in his hand didn't know whether to pinch out the little snake or destroy his own valve.

But he still didn't move here, and the little black snake, who could sense the danger from the outside world, was nervous, and suddenly woke up from hibernation, trying to hide deeper!

"Don't... um." The tweezers in Gu Beiya's hand fell to the ground in an instant, and he stretched out his hand to cover the lower abdomen with sparse soft scales, pressing hard, as if he was a can of cream, squeezing and squeezing, he could squeeze the damn thing The little snake squeezed out.

The black snake in the turbulent world was crushed by the soft flesh, the water was rippling, and the honey juice was surging, it seemed that it was about to be squeezed out, but how could it?Immediately, he opened his mouth and bit Gu Beiya's mysterious valve that he had never touched before!

"Ah!" Gu Beiya felt that half of his body was being controlled by someone. Tears fell from the pain in an instant, and he fell back on the couch. The dragon's tail curled and struggled, and he whipped the ground with a huge force. Even if the ground was made of bluestone, it was extremely hard. It was also forcibly smashed by the dragon's tail!

What's more frightening is that the little black snake hiding in the dense ground is not only annoyed by its refusal to bite his soft flesh, but also clumps inside and grows a little bit, so that Gu Beiya's hand can clearly feel his lower abdomen slowly being stretched Round, his internal organs seem to be squeezed to the side, making him look like he is three months pregnant, and the curvature is just right...

I just realized that my physique is not a child's play, and now I am being teased by the black snake to look like such a monster, how can Gu Beiya bear it?

He knew it must be Wei Hankong's tricks, and Wei Hankong was a pervert who played his own tricks to his face and did his tricks behind his back!He said to let him take care of himself, said to let the past go, and said that the past is over, but in fact, the snake was left to torture him and teach him a lesson!

But why did Wei Hankong teach him a lesson?How can I feel sorry for him?

When they had a good relationship, Gu Beiya was really willing to accompany Wei Hankong to guard the city and live together for the rest of his life, but when Wei Hankong died, he had a better choice, so why did he have to wait for him where he was?

"Wei Hankong, come out! I know you haven't left." Although Gu Beiya is a golden elixir, he has searched all over the world of self-cultivation and found no suitable exercises and secrets for his cultivation. The brute force of the Dragon Clan will only allow him to destroy the external things, not the internal ones. s things.

Otherwise, with his dragon cultivation talent and his Golden Core cultivation, how could he not be able to repair a mere little snake? !

However, the problem is that Gu Beiya really doesn't know any spells. He doesn't know anything except the simple cleansing technique and flying technique, and he doesn't know how to use it. The formula will be harmful to oneself.Gu Beiya died several times, and he regretted his life, so now, even a snake can bully him, making him feel sick and angry.

He called Wei Hankong, as long as Wei Hankong appeared, he swore that he would let Wei Hankong know why the flowers are so popular!

It's a pity that all his shouting was full of tears, and Wei Hankong didn't show up, so he didn't know where he died.

At this time, Gu Beiya remembered the sound of the fan.

If the sound of the fan is still there, why does he need to be called "every day should not be heard", and the earth will not work?

Did Wei Hankong decide that he didn't dare to let others know his situation, so he used such a snake to restrain him?Originally thinking about mistakes behind closed doors was introspection, but now thinking about mistakes behind closed doors is covering up for Gu Beiya.

He is determined not to run out without permission, and he still has such a slightly protruding belly...

That Wei Hankong didn't treat him as well as he imagined, maybe he really liked him, but he also really hated him.

Gu Beiya took a deep breath while thinking about this childhood partner who insisted on becoming a Taoist couple with him, and realized that Jiulang, who surrounded him all day long and called him "Brother Xiaoya", did indeed die in that year, and now this, ghost knows What, don't worry about him getting hurt anymore, think for Wei Hankong.

He can do whatever he wants, there is no need for him to stop him.

Wei Hankong treats him as he pleases, and he still misses the friendship he had when he was a child, isn't he stupid?

Moreover, the most important point is that even if Gu Beiya finds the protagonist in the future and wants to get rid of this yin-yang weird Wei Hankong, he should not be afraid of Wei Hankong's troubles, because this time, he has his father to help him, and another one seems to be trapped The villain Liu Chenyuan is on his side.

Wei Hankong is just a passerby, not even a supporting role, how can He De kill the protagonist?

Well, don't worry too much.

When Gu Beiya thought about it this way, Wei Hankong really had nothing to fear for him.

What the man has gone through, the trials he has suffered, all the pain and sorrow, has nothing to do with him.

Why did he suddenly forget his mission this time?He should always focus on the system and the protagonist, yo, get cultivation by any means, or go home by any means, and then modify the settings of his article, this is the correct way.

In this world, it is useless to feel sorry for anyone.

Modifying the setting and ending is the most useful.

So don't get flustered as soon as you find out that Wei Hankong is Jiulang. It's great for him to be alive, and he's dead when he's dead. He's just a person who has nothing to do with the plot.

After comforting himself like this for a long time, Gu Beiya calmed down his instinctive restlessness, and moved his hands away from his swollen belly, with a calm look on his face.

The dragon tail also gradually turned into legs, all the dragon-shaped features were put away, pretending that there was nothing to support the stomach, went to sit in the bedroom, first read the story book, then put aside the story book to look at the picture book, After reading the picture book, I folded the paper airplanes, and wrote Yi Tongchen's name on each paper airplane, and let the paper airplanes fly out to search for the protagonist in the world of self-cultivation.

Gu Beiya, who had just started this activity, also thought that he should fold thousand paper cranes. Paper airplanes are not very in line with the ancient customs of the cultivation world. Unfortunately, he has long forgotten how to fold thousand paper cranes, and the little frog also forgot how to fold them. , I remember the simplest paper airplane.

When making the paper airplane, Gu Beiya seemed to have really forgotten what he was carrying in his stomach now, and wondered if other time travelers would come to this world, see his paper airplane, and come to meet him?

If there are people who travel through the same world, it can't be better!

Other people's systems are all intelligent systems. Even if you travel alone, you are not alone. There are people you can talk to, unlike him who is stupid enough to tell the secret to the natives of this world.

Whether the natives believed him was one thing, but whether they were willing to help him was another.

Everyone's standpoints are different, and the angles are different. The ending of the previous two lives was like that, and he asked for it.

So, it would be great if a time traveler could talk to him?

He will ask that person, what year are you from?

Ask him if he knows a place in Yin Town where there used to be a cotton factory.

He will ask that person, do you know that there is a book called "The Record of Immortal Cultivation of Ten Thousand Sins", which is the one we traveled through, there is nothing wrong with that, I am the unlucky author.

He will also ask if he has read the news, is there any news that the useless otaku died of illness at home?That could be me.

Thinking of this, Gu Beiya suddenly chuckled and shook his head, feeling that he was really fanciful, if there were really some transmigrators, who would have come here to recognize him if he used so many modern words and theatrical troupes.

There may be a secret code when they meet each other, one said: Heavenly King Gaidihu.

He replied: chicken stew with mushrooms.

Then the two fellow villagers hugged each other with tears in their eyes.

That's right, this is the real fellow, not counting Wei Hankong.

At best, Wei Hankong is just a passer-by who is familiar with him, and now this passer-by has become abnormal, and the responsibility is not on him, it is the passer-by who chose to become abnormal.

Feeling a bit lost, Gu Beiya stopped making paper airplanes, and when he was bored, he prepared to play a game of chess with Fanyin.

"Fan Yin, my chessboard..." Gu Beiya is used to asking Fan Yin to help with things, but just as the words came out, Fan Yin who was always within three meters behind him was gone.

"Oh... By the way, he's dead." Gu Beiya sighed flatly.

However, it is wrong to say that a weapon spirit is dead. It should be said that it is broken and can be repaired.

When her father came out, Gu Beiya planned to get rid of her father and fix the sound of the fan.

Fan Yin's body is still with him.Gu Beiya took out a fan with a cover from the Xuanjie of the Great Ring. The cover was gray and embroidered with simple pictures of auspicious clouds. After opening it and pouring it out, the jade fan inside was shattered to pieces...

——Is this really okay?

A trace of doubt condensed in his heart, but Gu Beiya was only puzzled for a moment, so he didn't have the heart to think about it. He saw the chessboard he had placed outside move over out of thin air and land in front of him.

"..." Gu Beiya's eyelashes trembled and he didn't speak. He leaned against the bedside with his black box in his arms. The black box was about to be placed on his stomach, but it turned out that his stomach was not the same as before. After getting used to it, he kept the black box in his hand, and the white and slender fingers of the other hand scratched inside the black stones, grabbed the first chess piece, and then landed in the middle of the square on the Go board with a slap.

The 'transparent person' holding the white piece by default paused in mid-air for a long time, as if he didn't understand what kind of chess Gu Beiya was playing. The Go piece should fall at the intersection of the black lines, not in the frame!But asking Gu Beiya about this question seemed to make the "transparent person" feel that it was unnecessary, so he could only follow the example and drop Baizi down next to Heizi, and there was a crisp "click".

The 'transparent man' played this game of chess with Gu Beiya, and after dropping four pieces, he heard the beautiful 'pregnant husband' in front of him smile and say, "You lost."

Wei Hankong, the transparent man, also smiled at this time, feeling that Gu Beiya was messing around, when he heard Gu Beiya say again: "I play backgammon, with three directions horizontally, vertically and obliquely, as long as one direction is connected together, there are five pieces. , then you win, don’t you know this game?”

Wei, a country bumpkin, only knows about cultivation and revenge. Han Kong slowly showed his figure, and was sitting opposite Gu Beiya, with one leg crossed and the other bent upright, with his elbows on his knees, looking at Gu Beiya with a smile.

Anyone who sees this scene will probably smile knowingly, thinking that they are a pair of Bi people. The beautiful monk has taken some kind of medicine and is pregnant. In the next second, Gu Beiya lifted the chessboard, He slapped Wei Hankong and said, "You still know how to come back! I called you just now, why didn't you come out? Let your snake get out!"

Wei Hankong, who was phished to enforce the law, was still immersed in the peaceful atmosphere just now, how could he know that there would be a big mouth right after that!

"You..." Wei Hankong was really wronged, he really left long ago, but he turned back when he noticed the restlessness of the black snake halfway, but if he had to admit that he came back because he was worried about Gu Beiya, he might as well be beaten to death He forgot it, so Wei Hankong, the leader of the monster tribe, wanted to come out and become invisible, and planned to see the situation before making a plan.

It's just that when he came, it happened that Gu Beiya had forcibly calmed down and was sitting in the bedroom making paper airplanes.

Just stack the planes, why are you laughing while writing that Yi Tongchen's name?

Wei Hankong was displeased, but he had no position to criticize, so he had no other choice but to frown, enough to kill a few flies.

Playing chess with Gu Beiya was a trivial matter for Wei Hankong. He saw that Gu Beiya's stomach was slightly bulging, but Gu Beiya seemed to be adapting well, so Wei Hankong ignored him and played chess together.

Chess is a good game, and the sound of the moves is particularly pleasant. Based on Wei Hankong's understanding of Gu Beiya during this time, he has every reason to suspect that Gu Beiya only plays chess because he likes to hear this sound.

While thinking this way, while looking at the pregnant Gu Beiya, Wei Hankong was unconsciously a little confused in this wonderful and warm atmosphere, so he couldn't react to Gu Beiya's slap.

Wei Hankong hasn't been beaten like this for many years.

After seeing Gu Beiya, he was beaten one after another, but he was not very angry when he was beaten at this time, and his heart was full of softness because of Gu Beiya's panicked eyes after beating someone.

It's just that soft-heartedness is not enough for Wei Hankong to help Gu Beiya solve the problem of the snake in his stomach now. On the contrary, the old god continued to sit in front of Gu Beiya, slapping his head in the middle of the bed full of black and white, and pretending to be indifferent , said: "Okay, others say that you like to be quiet and don't like to move. I think you are moving a lot now, and your temper is getting bigger and bigger."

Gu Beiya was really convinced by Wei Hankong's ability to turn black and white, he smiled in disbelief, and said, "I promised you everything, but if you still treat me like this, is it still my fault?!"

This is naturally not Gu Beiya's fault, it's the little black snake's greed.But it's not Wei Hankong's fault either, Wei Hankong didn't let the little black snake grow bigger and bite people, as for why he left the little black snake with Gu Beiya, it's impossible to say...

"I think you have cultivated a good relationship with it." Wei Hankong raised his eyebrows.

"..." Gu Beiya managed to catch Wei Hankong with great difficulty. He couldn't talk to him, so he could only do it. He didn't want to miss the opportunity to get the snake out, so he approached him immediately, holding Wei Hankong's neck with his hands and sitting on him. , forcing Wei Hankong to lie down, "I'll count to three, if it doesn't come out, I'll stuff the lark into your mouth."

"Well...it seems fair, I have no objection." Wei Hankong looked unmoved.

Lark, who was fighting against Gu Beiya, was suddenly 'shuddered':? ? ?Nothing to do with it?

And at this critical moment, Gu Beiya and Wei Hankong sensed someone approaching at the same time, and the speed was extremely fast.

Gu Beiya couldn't imagine what it would be like if someone saw him like this, but the more nervous he became, the more he couldn't move. At this time, Wei Hankong moved quickly, pulling the bed next to him and pulling Gu Beiya's thighs that were always exposed outside his robes Cover, and cover that raised belly by the way.

As soon as this measure was implemented, the double doors were pushed open by a woman walking like the wind.

The woman is none other than Hongfu, the acting head of the house who had hurried back earlier.

Hong Fu has an excellent appearance, but because of her fiery temper, she seems to be troubled by something in recent years, which makes her even more terrifying and serious.

"Xiao Ya, I heard that you were grounded by Master Xiao? Senior Sister came to see you." Hongfu walked into the bedroom with ease, shaking the 'Concubine Xiao' in her hand, "This is a gift..."

As soon as the word 'thing' was written, Senior Sister Hongfu saw that the bedroom was in a mess, all the chess pieces fell on the floor, and she couldn't bear to look directly at her on the couch. Leaning together, it looks like being caught-raped-on the bed!