Heartthrob forced to scum all over the cultivation world

Legend has it that the dragon is the son of heaven, and the emperors of the world call themselves the real dragon emperor to show their dignity.

The old man said that rain is the responsibility of the dragon king. Every spring, he should open an altar to sacrifice and offer the most precious things to the dragon to pray for good weather this year.

When it rains, the dragon dances in the wind and dark clouds, passes through the clouds accumulated with thunder and lightning, breaks the thunder, and rains rain and dew. Every drop of rain is a gift from the dragon.

When there was only the last dragon in this world, altars were opened everywhere in this land to pray for rain, and the dragon was so busy that he didn't know whether to take care of this end or the other end first. .

Long is the newly appointed Dragon King. He is delicate. He may have done such errands in previous lives, but now he forgets about it. He messed around with the rain for a few times, but in the end it was only thunder and no rain, and he was the only one who was happy. , regardless of the life or death of mortals.

Long fiddled with that kind of useless rain for a few times, thinking that it would not work, if this continues, his land and people will die, and he has to pray for rain more deeply.

So he picked up a heaven and earth stick, with a few cold plum blossoms blooming on it, thinking that when it rains, he will use the stick in the air to viciously stir his sky, and go deep into the heavenly pestle, stirring up the clouds in the sky to become a whirlpool. It must be raining!

But he didn't know where he stabbed in the sky, and then he was hit all over his head by the strange white balls that fell from the sky, but he failed again.

The white dumpling dragon has never seen it before, it is sticky and translucent inside, like a creature's egg, or like a crystal clear jelly, it smells like the sea.

This thing is not rain, and it is useless to ask for it, and I don't know what it is, and whether it will be harmful to his world, so I dare not send things up at will.

Long threw away the white dumpling, sighed, and saw that there were more and more people worshiping him everywhere, and it was raining everywhere, and he was so worried that he couldn't eat or sleep well, and suddenly remembered that there was a snake who wanted to be with him. To be friends, he was rejected by him with righteous words.

Just kidding, how can a dragon be friends with a snake?

But now is the critical moment, Long thought, one more tail is one more road, the snake has always been very careful, and it looks more reliable, it won't lose anything if you ask him, so he went to the snake's nest, ready to Ask for advice.

The snake is a double-headed snake, which grows up and down. It is very different from the double-headed snake with two snake heads on the left and right in the common people's impression. Long Zeng thought naively, how can this double-headed snake sleep when it is sleeping?The boss is on top of the second?Or just sideways?

The two-headed snake itself has no name, and the dragon is fond of playing. When we met this time, he gave the two-headed snake two names, which were very vulgar. They were the eldest and the second.

But the double-headed snake was eager for the dragon to play with him, so he accepted it with a smile, and offered to help solve the problem, saying that it must not be the dragon's dancing posture that is wrong, but the water in the sky is blocked, so it can't get down, and he wants to help him go up and have a look, and dredge it by the way .

Long was very happy, but also a little worried, saying that there was indeed something in the sky that day, and he stabbed it last time, and the result was a pile of white balls, which were either snow or water, and he was very worried about Long.

The double-headed snake is not afraid, but seeing that the dragon is so worried, I invite the dragon to go and have a look together. If there is any danger, I will do it myself, and I will give the dragon all the benefits.

The dragon is a small silver-white dragon, and it is much smaller than the two-headed snake, but seeing the sincerity of the snake, he agreed, never thinking that the two-headed snake would harm him.

Then one dragon and one snake went up to the sky with their tails flicking, passing through the white clouds, pushing away the thick, slightly pink clouds, and not long after, they reached the end of the sky, where there was nothing but a well made by Tai Sui. Gone.

Long looked curiously, and felt that it was embarrassing for such a thing to grow in his sky. He looked at the snake and said, "What should we do? It seems that the rain should come from here, but here it is like this." Little, how could you go in and find out? I can't even get in myself."

The boss of the two-headed snake smiled softly, comforted Long and said, "How can it be impossible? Everything is possible, do you still want to rain?"

Long naturally wanted to.

"Then obediently don't move, just watch from the sidelines, and wait for me to push this Tai Sui away, it's just a little Tai Sui."

Long frowned and refused: "Don't break it, it's all mine."

The two-headed snake said helplessly, "Don't worry, how could I be willing to destroy your treasure?"

After all, the boss tentatively squeezed his head into the well of Tai Sui, which might be four or five circles smaller than his head. Seeing that Tai Sui was fragile and about to break apart, the dragon screamed in fear, as if he was helping Tai Sui to hurt him. : "Don't do this, you are too barbaric."

The boss of the two-headed snake had no choice but to leave the stage hastily, and let the second child, who was a little smaller, enter the stage.

The dragon was even more disgusted, and said: "You are disgusting! How can you spit?! Can't you use clean things?"

The second child felt aggrieved: "It's this time, why do you want to be clean? I have to go in for a while for a while, I'm so clean!"

For a while, Long Yi also felt that he was too hypocritical, so he turned his back and didn't look at it, and handed it over to the double-headed dragon.

Without the dragon getting in the way, the double-headed snake is obviously more handy. It is also the study of turning Tai Sui back and forth, and it is also close to smell it, and stare inside with wide eyes. Bit by bit, how can it be enough to rain down on the earth that is waiting to be fed.

The double-headed snake fiddled with it for a long time, but it was sure that the inside was blocked, and he needed to find out by himself, so he waited for a while, so that the Tai Sui Well could accommodate him, and went in directly!Go inside and kill with one brain!

Suddenly the sky suddenly changed, the spring thunder rolled, and the movement between the heaven and the earth was very loud.

The second child is dark inside, and he can't see anything, but he can feel that there is a strange little bag growing in Tai Sui. The little bag is covered by a layer of membrane, which is easy to hide. Maybe you have to get in and squeeze out the pus, so that this world can be peaceful!

However, the second child was born a little shorter than the eldest, and he was just enough to touch the small bag, but he couldn't get in. After a long time, he simply let the eldest come in too. He has two heads, so what kind of double-headed snake is splitting?

Just do what you say, but what the two-headed snake did, after all, Tai Sui couldn't bear it, cracked a little, but it really made the double-headed snake succeed, once the double-headed snake entered it, it was like entering a no-man's land, crazy Opening up wasteland, stretching out the thorns all over his body from his cultivation, squeezing away the Tai Sui who had no one to pass through all the year round, then quickly plunged into the small bag, searched and gnawed hard, and it took four or five hours to finish.

The dragon looked frightened outside, but he was also very happy to see that Tai Sui, with the help of the two-headed snake, finally let out the accumulated torrential rain. When the two-headed snake came out, he wanted to invite the two-headed snake to watch This world spring rain!

Look at the flowers blooming all over the ground and the worshiping people.

Unexpectedly, when the double-headed snake came out, there was a bad news: "I'm afraid I have to go in from time to time, otherwise Tai Sui will shrink back. Where does the rain come from? And there is a broken hole inside. It forms a small space by itself, we want to break through that small space but we can’t break it no matter what, it’s full of the kind of white balls you mentioned, we stab the white balls into the venom, and we don’t know if it can be effectively destroyed.”

Long only cared about being happy, regardless of the future, and said: "It's okay, anyway, you will help me in the future, right?"

The two-headed snake came out after working a lot, still full of energy, not tired, and said with a smile: "That's natural, we can go in now and come back for another five or six hours."

It's just that the story of the dragon and the double-headed snake has come to an end for the time being.

In the sky beyond the sky, the owners of the dragon and the double-headed snake are not as unrestrained as they are. Even if the bedroom where the two are located has an enchantment, which blocks the sunlight and leaves only a dim red candle, Gu Beiya is unwilling to continue. Woke up, lying on the marriage bed as restless as pancakes, suddenly sat up, pushed the Taoist next to him, and said, "This is not possible, you go and fetch me a bucket of water, I want to wash."

The Wen Ruan Xiangyu in Wei Hankong's arms ran away, saying that he wanted to take a bath. Cultivator Wei immediately knew what was going on, and pulled him back with a smile. The two tails were curled together, and they wriggled intimately: "Don't worry. , I did the dust removal technique."

"Dust removal can't work, I always feel... there seems to be something left in it..." Gu Beiya's stomach was sour, and he couldn't tell what it felt like, but the joy just now was broken by the feeling of fear of being pregnant. "Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case..."

"You told me before what our child's name will be in the future, so why are you so afraid?" Wei Hankong lay on the bed, looking at his beautiful silver dragon, his dragon's cheeks were slightly sweaty, like a The layer of glowing summer water droplets was carefully brushed away by his hand, revealing the smooth and delicate pink cheeks underneath, "You can see that you lied to me again?"

Gu Beiya pursed his lips. He remembered that he had made this joke with Wei Hankong. He wanted to name the future baby, but it was just a joke. People usually expect words, and now he is asked to explain, I am afraid it will hurt Wei Hankong's heart.

But Gu Beiya still didn't hesitate much, and said: "If you want to give birth to yourself, you don't even want to do it, how can you force me?" The corners of his eyes were reddish, moist from excitement just now.

"If I could, I would love to."

"Of course you say that! I never thought it was good. If one day I can restore my normal body, whoever wants this dragon body will take it away! I don't care at all!" Gu Beiya said excitedly.

Wei Hankong saw that Xiaoya was really repulsive, and he couldn't help feeling lonely: "But you also promised to give me a baby just now."

Gu Beiya was ashamed and annoyed, and said: "I don't even know what I said just now, how can I take what I said on the bed seriously?"