Heartthrob forced to scum all over the cultivation world

The first time Longdan reacted was after an incident between Gu Beiya and Wei Hankong.

Xiaoya, who was all limp, was sitting in the arms of the Taoist couple. The two soaked in the hot spring pool together, and the hot mist rose up, and the two hugged each other tightly.

The person Gu Beiya hugged was in perfect shape, with broad shoulders and narrow hips, except that his right arm was always wrapped in bandages, everything was perfect.

He rested his hand lightly on the other's back, stroking the bones and texture of the other's back with his fingertips in all kinds of boredom, but he didn't know how intimate and ambiguous such a move was, and how many unrealistic ripples it caused the Taoist companion.

Occasionally, there are small animals running past, and there are also deer who are not afraid of people sitting and resting. The sky is a pink and orange light, and there are only two people on the ground.

At such a quiet time, the Taoist companion in Xiushi Wei's arms suddenly let out a muffled snort, and then looked at him with a pair of big, helpless eyes.

Wei Hankong tilted his head, stroked the Taoist couple's white cheeks with his palm, and brushed the sticky hair behind his ears: "What's the matter?"

The Taoist couple who was covered in rosy hickeys glanced down, frowned, and said, "He moved."

Wei Hankong's eyes flashed a touch of relaxation that Gu Beiya couldn't understand: "Really? This is a good thing, you touch him."

Gu Beiya always felt awkward and said, "I'm holding you with both hands, so it's inconvenient to touch him."

These words are really like love words, but Wei Hankong raised his eyebrows, and took advantage of the opportunity to change the position of the Taoist couple who was hugging him face to face with his hands, and turned the person over to sit in his arms, making the Taoist couple thinner. The thin back was attached to his chest, and then he grabbed the Taoist companion's slender wrist and put it on the raised abdomen: "Here, isn't this much more convenient?"

Gu Beiya bit his lower lip, looked at the swollen lower abdomen being touched by himself and Wei Hankong with both hands, looked at the slight raised movement of the lower abdomen surface, was a little nervous, and also a little unreal. For a long time, he He turned his head and asked Wei Hankong: "Does he understand what we are talking about now?"

Wei Hankong said 'hmm': "Longs are very smart, so they must know."

"Then we are like this, doesn't he know it too?" Gu Beiya finally realized what he and Wei Hankong have been doing for more than 100 years, making the baby feel the earthquake every day!

"I know."

"Isn't that bad? Will he hurt?" Gu Beiya was actually more ashamed, he couldn't think about how the baby would think of himself and Wei Hankong after he came out.

"It won't hurt, if you don't hurt, he won't hurt."

"How do you know?" Gu Beiya paused, and then said, "He seems to have grown up a bit, when will he be willing to come out?"

"When you like him, he will be willing." Wei Hankong said quietly.

Gu Beiya was stunned, and retorted: "You want me to like it for no reason, how is it possible? There is always a reason to like someone, who is it? What is it called? Does it like me? I don't even know, I no way……"

I don't know since when, Gu Beiya stopped hiding what was in his heart, because Wei Hankong was the only one in this world who could listen to him. What shameful things didn't the two of them do?Nature can say anything.

Wei Hankong has long known that Xiaoya is very cold-hearted, his feelings are always based on utilitarianism, for example, he likes you when he needs you, just like now, he needs himself, and he is afraid that he will leave him, so he can try like yourself.

But is this love just a dream come true?Wei Hankong used to be very entangled with this kind of problem, but now he doesn't care. He is strong enough to be confident that Xiaoya can be trapped here with himself forever, so when will this love disappear? If someone came to lock him up, would he do the same?

The answer he didn't want to know.

"He is your child, so he is born to love you." Wei Hankong taught Xiaoya, "From the moment he is conscious, he will feel the warmth of your body, and he will fall asleep listening to your heartbeat day after day, listening to your heartbeat. He may not understand your voice at that time, but he will regard all your voices as a lullaby, thinking to himself, this is the most beautiful lullaby in the world, and he loves you more than himself."

When Gu Beiya heard this, his heart moved subtly, but he just turned around and teased Wei Hankong: "Why are you getting better at talking?"

Wei Hankong hooked his thin lips, his eyelashes were half drooped by the steam, but he smiled and said nothing.

——Because I want you to be happy.

Since that time, Gu Beiya began to feel the baby's fetal movement becoming more and more frequent. It won't hurt, but it's just uncomfortable. It's a very strange feeling, like swallowing a fish raw, and the fish is in the belly Gently pressed your head against your belly.

After Gu Beiya got used to this kind of fetal movement, he occasionally chatted with Wei Hankong, and the little guy in his stomach would also participate.

Over time, when the two of them ate together, Wei Hankong would put on a pair of small bowls and chopsticks in a very symbolic way, saying that he would eat with them as if he was a little guy.

The small bowls and chopsticks are like the key to unlock the last barrier, reminding Gu Beiya of the very, very long past.

He remembered that in that bustling world of feasting and feasting, someone would prepare a small pair of bowls and chopsticks for him when eating with him. The couple's Wei Hankong caught it.

Wei Hankong is now free to enter and exit Gu Beiya's sea of ​​consciousness, and Gu Beiya has no right to refuse, nor does he want to refuse.

But Gu Beiya suddenly thought of a question and said: "Before you said that I should like him because he is my child, but this is wrong. The reason why my father likes me is because he and my mother love each other. They hope to have This is a common crystallization, so they love me, Xiaoruan..." He suddenly remembered that Xiaoruan could hear his own voice, so he stopped talking halfway,

Wei Hankong really felt that Xiaoya probably didn't have a normal family relationship since he was a child: "What are you doing for analyzing your feelings so clearly? According to your thinking, shouldn't you question whether your father really loves you? After all, he mainly Because your mother loves you, he doesn't just love you, do you think so?"

Gu Beiya was at a loss for words, she pursed her lips after being taught a lesson, and said, "Got it."

In fact, Wei Hankong and Xiaoya didn't need to eat at all, but they had nothing to do on weekdays, and they didn't practice, so they lived like ordinary people. Three meals, farming, raising animals, and Wei Hankong forced Xiaoya to cooperate at night. Activity: Tell the dragon egg a bedtime story.

Such years are also extraordinarily warm.

Gu Beiya often forgets the past, and even the system often disappears in the upper right corner of his sight. He seems to be a real native, maybe he is still a role like Nuwa. Wei Hankong, who went away by himself, carried out the great creation of life and created a country.

Time can smooth out many things, this is what Gu Beiya realized when he told Wei Hankong his own story in the real world.

At that time, his stomach was already very big. When he stood up, he couldn't see his toes at all. After lying down, he couldn't turn over on his stomach.

The morning sickness also came very late, and Gu Beiya's belly was so big that she was about to give birth, that's when she started to have morning sickness. She felt nauseous from time to time, and her emotions were more sensitive than usual, and she would occasionally stare at the sky in a daze.

When the dragon eggs were born, it was at noon on a certain day.

Gu Beiya, who was slapping more fish ashore with the magic snake Taoist, suddenly felt a little pain in his stomach, but he didn't care. He just touched his round belly and continued to compete with the Taoist. It was Wei Hankong who discovered the water The color was a bit strange, so they hurriedly picked up Xiaoya and returned to their palace, put Xiaoya on the cashmere carpet that had been prepared earlier, and began to check Xiaoya's condition.

The amniotic fluid is broken, and the water flow is very slow, but I have to prepare for delivery.

Xiaoya himself didn't feel much pain, but he knew that there was running water. He was a little nervous at first, but when he saw Wei Hankong who pretended to be calm, but was in a panic and was even more nervous than himself, he calmed down instantly.

He instructed his Taoist companion, saying: "Don't be nervous, I don't feel pain, Xiao Ruan should know how to get out, we just leave him alone."

With a cold face, Wei Han used his hands from time to time to explore the opening under the scales of Xiaoya, but he always felt that it was not big enough, and the dragon egg could not come out at all, so his tone was fierce: "No matter what?! You will be caught in a while. Cry with me!"

Gu Beiya flicked his tail and said, "I don't know. I heard some old women say a long time ago that when they give birth, they come out in a jiffy. It doesn't hurt at all, and they can go to the fields after giving birth. "

"What kind of shit is that?! You are different. I know you are afraid of pain. If you cry, I will not know what to do, so you better hold it back!"

Gu Beiya was scolded, but he didn't take it seriously, who knew that he would be slapped in the face half an hour later.

He kept flicking his tail, the pain was terribly painful, he grabbed the Taoist companion's arm with both hands, and bit his teeth, the tears rolled in a mess, and his protruding stomach twitched and twitched, which was very scary.

Gu Beiya closed his eyes, not daring to see what he was like now. He hid himself in Wei Hankong's arms, and gradually lost his strength. , while hugging Xiaoya, who was limp and unable to push the dragon egg out, his heart went blank with distress, and only one sentence appeared in his mind back and forth. If you don't come, all the life will be absorbed by the dragon egg for the last fight.

What cruel laws of racial reproduction are these?Wei Hankong couldn't even imagine what he would do if it was true.

Fortunately, the mother and child were safe in the end.

At the same time that Gu Beiya fainted, the dragon egg happened to be squeezed out. During this period, the bones of Gu Beiya's hips were stretched out, but he didn't hear it, and fell into sleep.

When he woke up again, Gu Beiya was told by Wei Hankong that it was half a month later.

The ghost knows what Wei Hankong has experienced in the past half a month. He was holding a swaddling baby and looked haggard. When he saw him wake up, he sighed deeply, then pinched the back of his neck and kissed him deeply, as if it was the end of the world. Like the kiss before coming, it will suck his soul away.

Gu Beiya's recovery ability is very strong. When he woke up, he felt no pain or itchiness all over his body, and his stomach was flat. Apart from feeling that his butt was getting bigger, Gu Beiya felt that everything was fine.

He leaned over to look at the swaddling baby Wei Hankong was holding, expecting to see a round face, but what he saw was an egg.

He said disappointedly: "Why is it still an egg?"

Wei Hankong smiled helplessly: "What do you think?"

"Then why did you wrap him in the quilt?"

Wei Hankong said confidently: "I want to hatch, I'm afraid it will be cold."

Gu Beiya laughed immediately and said, "Silly dad."

Wei Hankong handed the swaddle to Gu Beiya and said, "Then you come and hug him, maybe he will be willing to break the shell."

The egg was smaller than Gu Beiya thought, similar to an ostrich egg, but his stomach was ridiculously big at the time, and now that he thinks about it, a small half of it is probably amniotic fluid.

Gu Beiya took the dragon egg over and took a closer look at the thing he pulled out—yes, it was pulling. Although Gu Beiya was reluctant to admit it, this little guy did come out of his only exit, either pulling or pulling. What - the chubby dragon egg is a bit cute.

Gu Beiya thought for a while, and asked Taoist couple to get pen and ink, and used a brush to draw two peas eyes on the white dragon egg, and drew a hamster's big die, very cartoony and cute, showing off to Taoist couple for appreciation, the result The Taoist gave him a complicated look, and said, "One of us is a snake and the other is a dragon. How can we give birth to a mouse? Little Ya, are you and a mouse..."

"What are you thinking?!" Gu Beiya really had no common language with these ancient people, "This expression is so cute."

Wei Hankong was also teasing Xiaoya just now, so he naturally knew that Xiaoya didn't have a mouse lover, so he said with a smile: "Yeah, if you say cute, then it's cute."

It's just that the two silly fathers who are new fathers are not so fuel-efficient. One cares more about Xiaoya, and the other has a big forgetfulness.They forgot the dragon egg and didn't bring it back!

So in the middle of the night, the two rushed out to look for the dragon egg. The dragon egg was also miserable. Either it was found in the tiger's den, or it rolled back to the door by itself, with a cartoon hamster expression on it, and a piece of leather on the top of the eggshell. He Ye sued the two fathers.

This kind of thing happened a lot, the dragon egg seemed to be unbearable, so it broke its shell in one night.

The two fathers were looking forward to it. They gathered around and watched, watching the eggshell crack open. Gu Beiya felt that the bgm of beating the gong should be played at this moment to create a tense atmosphere.

Just when Gu Beiya was thinking this way, a little black dragon suddenly broke out of its shell, with a dragon horn on its head, blinked its big eyes, carefully licked off the mucus on its body, and opened its bloody mouth to bite itself After eating the eggshells, he took a huge belch before slowly transforming into a human form—a one-year-old baby with male milk.

The milk baby's face was snow-white, and being stared at by the two fathers, he quickly turned red and shy. He looked at the gorgeous and beautiful Gu Beiya, then at the handsome and domineering Wei Hankong, and finally reached out to hug Wei Hankong.

Gu Beiya was a little strangely unhappy immediately, and said to Wei Hankong beside him, "It seems that he is really your cub, and I like you more."

Wei Hankong is already stupid, he never thought that the child that Xiao Ya was pregnant with would really be his own child, the child that made him mad with jealousy was his, but he had many thoughts to kill this little boy guy...

Wei Hankong couldn't tell what mood he was in. He picked up the milk doll and taught it to the desolate Xiaoya, then hugged the big and small ones in his arms, and said with emotion: "Little Ya, let's go together!" Bring him up."

Gu Beiya saw Wei Hankong's tears unexpectedly.

He hasn't seen Wei Hankong's tears for a long time. He has never seen them since they reunited at Jingshan Gate. It's like crying, and it's like a person who has dried up his tears, but at this time, why is he crying?

Obviously he should be happy.

Gu Beiya knew that although Wei Hankong said that no matter whose child it was, he would take care of it as his own, but in fact it was better to have his own child. Now that his wish has come true, why cry?

But Gu Beiya didn't ask, he just gently wiped away the tears of this Taoist companion who always showed him being tough, fierce, and awkward, and said, "Okay." After all, he had no other choice.

The days of raising children are really a bit of a hassle. Gu Beiya always feels that Xiao Ruan likes Wei Hankong more, so he doesn't take the initiative to contact Xiao Ruan. Xiao Ruan rarely contacts him, but he always stares at him. Wei Hankong has a very strange personality.

The little Jiaolong grows very slowly. After 50 years, it is only the size of a five-year-old child.

But the five-year-old Wei Ruan has already learned to fight, and fights with ferocious beasts like a mad dog all day long, which probably inherits Wei Hankong's violence.

Gu Beiya expressed concern about this, and discussed with Wei Hankong to educate the little soft culture, read and write, and be a gentle and refined baby.

Wei Hankong then said: "He may not necessarily listen to what I said. If you tell him that you want him to read and write, and be a dragon with a poetic and literary spirit in his belly, he won't run out barefoot the next day. Dominate the mountains and forests."

Gu Beiya didn't believe it, but Wei Hankong asked him to try it, so he found a time and said to Xiao Ruan who was eating like a starved ghost reincarnated at the dinner table: "Xiao Ruan, eat slowly, or you will choke."

Five-year-old Wei Ruan's hair was tied into two small bags, which were cute and cute, but he was eating a lot, his face was full of rice grains, and he was full of thoughts about going out to play, but when Gu Beiya said this, his face immediately flushed red, and the movement of eating was unimpressive. He stopped, looked at Wei Hankong as if asking for help, didn't even know how to eat, tears filled his eyes instantly, and fell into the bowl.

"I'm sorry." The little guy still had a mouthful of rice in his mouth, panicked, as if he had made some heinous mistake.

Gu Beiya was taken aback, and said, "I didn't say anything against you."

After finishing speaking, the little guy was still sobbing and stiff all over, Gu Beiya looked at Wei Hankong as if asking for help, Wei Hankong had no choice but to touch the little guy's head, and said, "Your mother wants you to be a little dragon who can read and write, and eat slowly. One point, don't go out and go crazy from today, and write with Xiaoya and me."

Gu Beiya seldom participated in the activities of their father and son. When he saw Wei Hankong letting himself accompany them, he immediately said: "You can teach him, I don't know how to..."

He didn't notice that Xiao Ruan's wet-eyed expression suddenly dimmed with anticipation.

"Isn't it good for you to accompany him?" Wei Hankong said lightly.

Gu Beiya wanted to say that he and Xiaoruan are together every day, but writing together is not difficult, so he didn't shirk it.

Wei Hankong smiled at the little guy and said, "Study hard, if you learn well, Xiaoya will give you a kiss."

Gu Beiya immediately looked at Wei Hankong with wide eyes, but he never said that.

But the little guy was even more reactive than him, and looked at him with his mouth open in disbelief, making it hard for Gu Beiya not to admit it: "Yes."

Wei Ruan's little Jiaolong nodded immediately, and said softly to Gu Beiya, "I will study hard." This little guy doesn't talk like a kitten to the beasts outside.

After continuing to eat, Gu Beiya noticed that the little guy started counting rice by rice and fed it to his mouth. Not to mention how delicate he was, but he felt that the little guy was very excited and happy.

Afternoon is nap time.

Taoist and Xiaoruan went out to make a set of bamboo brushes by themselves, and Xiaoya was going to take a nap.

But what Gu Beiya didn't expect was that for hundreds of years, the dead system suddenly took the initiative to find him. After the long-lost beep, Gu Beiya heard the system's mechanical voice say:

[Di, a friendly reminder from the parasitic system, now is the best time to break the game, the usurper protagonist has the lowest defense in history, never thought that you would kill him now, devour all his cultivation, and soar up in one fell swoop!The system kindly presents a '100% Mid-Range Dagger', which kills with one blow and leaves no one alive.If a decision cannot be made within a day, the system will not be able to go to sleep again, and will start to self-destruct, there will be no next chance, so let’s do it and cherish it. 】