Upper bunk, we don't make an appointment

Zhou Mingliang is a good cook. Since he was a child, Xie Chun has been eating and drinking at his house for a long time. Even Xie Chun swallowed the horrible masterpiece when he first started working on the stove, not to mention Later, Zhou Mingliang dominated the circle of friends with his cooking skills.

After a while, Zhou Mingliang brought out several dishes from the kitchen, and greeted Xie Chun to the table for dinner. The young man was wearing a cartoon bear apron, looking like a home cook.

Xie Chun couldn't help laughing, Zhou Mingliang looked at Xie Chun inexplicably with a serious and honest face, Xie Chun burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Zhou Mingliang didn't understand.

Xie Chun took a drink from his cup, "It's nothing."

Zhou Mingliang didn't care, "I knew you were laughing at me."

"How dare you?" Xie Chun took the bowl Zhou Mingliang handed over, "I don't dare to offend our kitchen god. If I offend, I won't even be able to eat, and I will starve to death."

Zhou Mingming said: "You can try to offend me, I won't let you go hungry, at most you will be sulking all by yourself hahaha..."

Xie Chun thinks that Zhou Mingliang is really stupid. He has been so stupid since he was a child, and he doesn't know who he learned from.

After the two ate, Zhou Mingliang cleaned up the dishes habitually, Xie Chun suddenly said, "Why don't you let me do the dishes?"

"Don't!" Zhou Mingliang refused, "Don't drop both of our bowls, I have to go to the supermarket to buy them."

Xie Chun asked, "Am I that useless?"

Zhou Mingliang replied: "The place you use is not washing dishes."

Xie Chun then asked, "Where is that?"

Zhou Mingliang blinked, but did not answer.

Xie Chun felt that if he continued to ask, there would be nothing good to say.Anyway, he has been used to being served since he was a child, and this time is not bad. His goal in life is to eat, drink and have fun.

After finally waiting for the weekend, the two office workers are ready to take a good rest, and after eating and drinking enough, they will nestle on the sofa and play games on their mobile phones.

After playing for a while, Xie Chun was a little bored, so he patted Zhou Mingliang who was lying on the sofa. Zhou Mingliang turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xie Chun was fine, looking at Zhou Mingliang's familiar face, he said mysteriously, "Liangzi, don't you mind what happened last night?"

Zhou Mingliang: "Huh?"

Xie Chun smiled and said, "I'm still thinking about whether to be responsible to you..."

Zhou Mingliang was stunned when he heard it, hesitating and not knowing what to say.

Xie Chun was delighted to see him like this: "I'm just kidding you, what's the relationship between us, look, it scares you, your brother and I are cute, you think I'll rely on you ? Silly..."

Xie Chun habitually rubbed Zhou Mingliang's chest.

Suddenly, Zhou Mingliang grabbed his hand, turned over and sat up, his eyes sparkling, "Why don't we try?"

Xie Chun didn't seem to hear clearly, "What do you mean?"

Zhou Mingliang repeated again: "I mean let's try together."

Xie Chun came back to his senses and said fiercely: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Zhou Mingming said: "No kidding, I think you are single now, and I am also single. There is no harm in trying two single people together, not to mention..."

"Don't talk about what happened last night again!" Xie Chun didn't want to mention it, so Zhou Mingliang looked at him.

They have been brothers for so many years, and most of them can guess what the other party thinks. Zhou Mingliang sighed and said, "Even if I drank alcohol, I can't remember everything. I...I think we can change each other's current identities." , from brothers to lovers, I feel..."

"Don't you think you think!" Xie Chun stared at Zhou Mingliang, "I don't know you yet? Don't you think you slept with me? You feel sorry and want to be responsible for me? I'm not a girl, no You need to be responsible! Besides, we are brothers. This is a fact that cannot be changed in a lifetime. Isn’t it just a bed, what a big deal? If you want to, it doesn’t matter how many times..."

Xie Chun got excited and said everything out.

Zhou Mingliang looked at him in shock, and said for a while, "If you fall in love with me, can't you just go to bed?"

Xie Chun really wanted to beat this idiot to death, "How many times do you really want to fuck? Damn, I didn't see that you... are so mad, and the rabbit doesn't eat the grass by the side of the nest, so brother can just sleep casually?"

Zhou Mingliang said: "I decided to discuss this matter with you just because I can't sleep casually. Now I'm formally requesting a relationship with you. I've been thinking about it all afternoon. If I lose in games, I will be kicked out of the team." Yes! Chun'er, think about it again?"

"I want a fart!" Xie Chun was half dead with anger, but Zhou Mingliang still had a serious expression on his face, and he wanted to strangle this girl to death, "Get out! If you say such a thing again, you will disappear from my eyes!"

Zhou Mingliang didn't dare to speak anymore, Xie Chun got angry for a while, and then said: "Let me tell you clearly, there is no need to think about this matter, I don't need you to be responsible, and if you are responsible, what have I become? I still Not a man anymore? Of course, the point is not this, the point is that I am in love with anyone else, even that brat Mo Fang, I never thought about being with you, you know? You are my brother! A brother is a brother , there is no other possibility, I don't want to lose our relationship for so many years, not to mention that I don't know about your pee sex, we are not suitable, and I don't like straight men, it's too troublesome!"

Zhou Mingliang understood the last sentence, and he promised: "I will never cheat! I won't cause trouble for you either!"

"If you don't want to cause me any trouble, just take back what you just said. I don't want your mother to roll her eyes at me and hit me with a broom!"

Xie Chun felt that Zhou Mingliang's head was flooded, what kind of words were he talking about, so he didn't even need to think about it, okay?Stupid one!

Zhou Mingliang was silent for a moment, but still stubbornly said: "No matter what you take me for, I will take you as my boyfriend from today, and this matter is not discussed."

When Xie Chun heard this, his eyes turned green.

"Hey, what do you mean? What do you mean no discussion?"

Zhou Mingliang stubbornly refused to answer.

Xie Chun was so angry that his heart burst into flames: "You can do whatever you want, you can do as much as you like, I am really convinced by you!"

After Xie Chun finished speaking, he went back to his room. He didn't take this matter seriously at all. He knew Zhou Mingliang's temperament. He was very upright and well-behaved.

Falling in love with the same sex, he only thinks about it when his brain is amused, let alone the person is still himself, don't even think about it!I guess it was because I fell asleep last night and kept my children and grandchildren in my body. I felt really sorry, so I thought that I must be responsible, ass responsibility!The more responsible the more troublesome, it is better to act as if nothing happened!

Xie Chun felt very upset, and thought that Zhou Mingliang's freshness and enthusiasm these days had passed, so he naturally forgot about it.Thinking about it this way, let him go, let's see how long he can last?

Zhou Mingliang also thought about it for a long time in the living room, and he happened to find a sentence on the Internet, saying that being drunk and having sex is an excuse for a slightly drunk person.In the final analysis, it wasn't that he was so drunk that he fell unconscious that he slept with Chun'er. There was probably some other reason, but he still couldn't figure out what the reason was.

Since he couldn't figure it out clearly, he might as well not think about it. Zhou Mingliang felt that there was nothing wrong with getting along with Xie Chun in a different way, so he happily went to prepare dinner again.

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