Upper bunk, we don't make an appointment

Zhou Mingliang's coquettish physique started from the day when Xie Chun was tired of asking Xie Chun to open the room, as if a switch had been turned on, and he hugged Xie Chun's arms, thighs, and waist when he had nothing to do. Xie Chun felt more and more that he couldn't live through this day.

Especially when Mo Fang, Siwen, and Zhang Xu were still at home, Zhou Mingliang stuck to him as if he had no face, and almost hung on him.

So Xie Chun talked to Zhou Ming seriously, "Let me tell you, your attitude recently is very improper."

Zhou Mingliang asked: "Where is it wrong?"

Xie Chun was having a hard time opening his mouth, but he still said, "Can you be a little bit like before, just like the two good brothers, I'm not used to you being a little sweet baby who screams so cutely all the time, goose bumps all over your body."

Zhou Mingliang blinked, "But you are my sweetheart..."

Xie Chun raised his forehead, "Can you watch less TV dramas?"

Zhou Mingliang chuckled, showing a row of big white teeth.

Xie Chun knew that this girl wouldn't listen, so he said it for nothing, so he didn't want to talk to him sullenly.

After a while, Zhou Mingliang came closer instead, "Chun'er, you can change it if you want me to, you have to change it too..."

"Change what?" Xie Chun was curious.

Zhou Mingliang said: "Look, we are talking now, right? You are my boyfriend, right, and I am your kissing husband, right?"

"Disgusting?" Xie Chun couldn't stand Zhou Mingliang's self-introduction.

Zhou Mingliang smiled, "Listen to me."

"Well, you go on."

"I just think that our way of getting along is very problematic."

"what is the problem?"

"It's just... I can't figure out how you always treat him as a buddy."

"Oh, then what do you want me to take you for?" Xie Chun looked at Zhou Mingliang with a half-smile.

Zhou Mingliang said hesitantly, "Actually, I don't have any ideas, I just think..."

"What do you think?" Xie Chun asked.

Zhou Mingliang was frightened by Xie Chun's eyes and dared not speak out.

Xie Chun glared at him, "Don't even think about it."

Zhou Mingliang asked, "Do you know what I want to say?"

Xie Chun snorted coldly.

Zhou Mingliang shook Xie Chun's arm, acting like a baby.

Xie Chun said, "Don't come here."

Zhou Mingliang said: "This is related to the great harmony of your life and mine."

"Bullshit."

Zhou Mingliang called out, "Chun'er, good Chun'er, good brother... huh~"

Xie Chun didn't want to talk to him.

Waking up the next morning, Zhou Mingliang had a flash of inspiration in his mind and came up with a brilliant solution, so he couldn't help but share it with Mo Fang.

Mo Fang knew what Zhou Mingliang wanted to say, "Why, Xie Chun'er still refuses to agree to you?"

Zhou Mingliang said confidently, "I've already figured out a good solution."

"any solution?"

"Do you think Chun'er is a man?"

"Yes."

"Does he like men?"

"Like it."

"Then am I handsome?"

Mo Fang looked Zhou Mingliang up and down, tilted his head and thought for a while, "I didn't realize you were handsome."

"You're always a man! It's not on the same level as our GAY aesthetic level."

"Yo yo yo, you call yourself GAY, really, who knows who Xie Chun'er is complaining about every day, that rough old man actually likes that kind of old man's shirt, and goes to bed without washing his feet? It's not you?"

Zhou Mingliang punched Mo Fang backhanded, "Stop talking nonsense."

Mo Fang snickered, "How many times a week do you and Xie Chuner, how does it feel to be with a man?"

Zhou Mingliang thought about it seriously, "It's really cool."

The expression on his face was still unsatisfactory, "Do you want to try it?"

"Try who?"

Zhou Mingliang said: "Whoever you try, don't tell me. What I mean is, I plan to go to our family's Chun'er..."

A little proud look.

Mo Fang was startled for a moment, and finally burst out laughing, "Ah, Liangzi, are you telling me a joke? This joke is not funny at all, just you? A rough old man?"

"Tch, don't believe me, I'll make up for it!"

In order to prove his charm in front of his old friends, and to unlock his desired posture in front of his wife, Zhou Mingliang embarked on a arduous learning process.

First of all, he tutored all the popular GV series on the market, all kinds of them, which made people excited, just like a big supplement. He rubbed on Xie Chun every night, making Xie Chun almost think that Zhou Mingliang had eaten it. What not to eat.

So there was the following conversation, "Have you...had any unspeakable secrets lately?"

Zhou Mingliang looked puzzled, "No."

Xie Chun said cautiously: "If there is, don't hide it, we are the closest people, right? Is there anything we can't share together?"

"Yeah." Zhou Mingliang nodded, "Chun'er, you are quite right."

Xie Chun also nodded, "If that's the case, then tell me honestly, why are you so abnormal recently?"

Zhou Mingliang thought back, "I'm not abnormal."

Xie Chun took a deep breath, "Liangzi, you know, I grew up with you, I don't know if there is anything in your heart? Tell me honestly, otherwise you will be lenient and strict when you confess!"

"Nothing." Zhou Mingliang waved his hands again and again, trying to get past this level, and then secretly went to the toilet to delete all the resources of more than 10 gigabytes in the phone, um, and the ones in the computer.

Xie Chun kept staring at Zhou Mingliang, watching his eyes drift and land on his mobile phone, thinking, I can't control you anymore!

Snatching Zhou Mingliang's phone, Zhou Mingliang wailed, "Chun'er..."

Xie Chun took the phone and unlocked it directly with his fingerprints. They both saved each other's fingerprints in each other's phones, and they didn't set passwords at all.

"What's the secret?" Xie Chun first opened Zhou Mingliang's WeChat, "Which girl did you pick up?"

"No, I'm innocent, you can look at it as you like." Zhou Mingliang was not afraid at all.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, it's startling when you see it.

Xie Chun flipped through a few conversations casually, "Heh, just read it casually?" His tone was not quite right.

Zhou Mingliang felt guilty. He thought there was nothing wrong, but there was no guarantee that his wife would not misunderstand.

"I can't see that you are quite attractive to little girls?" Xie Chunsui pointed to someone, "Is this your colleague from the company?"

"Yeah," Zhou Mingliang took a look and breathed a sigh of relief, "She, once the water dispenser was out of water, she wanted to drink water, I helped move the bucket of water, and then she was very grateful to me, saying that I am a nice person , I want to invite me to dinner. I thought this is not crazy, the matter of moving the bucket of water, and it is the company's business, so it is not possible, I did not agree..."

Zhou Mingliang spoke very fast, for fear that Xie Chun would fly away after listening halfway.

"Oh, you really don't see that she likes you?"

Zhou Mingliang said, "That won't work, I already have a wife."

"What about this one?" Xie Chun pointed at another person. This person obviously revealed his intentions in WeChat, and he was only one sentence away from piercing the window paper. Small complaints.

Zhou Mingliang repeatedly raised his watch faithfully, "This, I sternly refused, I have already made it very clear to her that I have a wife, have you seen the chat history, scroll up..."

Xie Chun listened to him, and turned up, and sure enough, he found a similar language.

"Aren't you afraid of breaking a girl's heart?"

Zhou Mingming said, "Please, I'm not familiar with her. Besides, I'm not good at flirting with her."

Xie Chun smiled and asked, "Why do I think you are very good at it?"

Zhou Mingming said: "Chun'er, don't wrong me, I can't even take you down, how can I take someone else down? This is you in this life, come, kiss..."

Xie Chun pushed away Zhou Mingliang's approaching face, and Zhou Mingliang took advantage of the opportunity to kiss Xie Chun's hand.

Xie Chun said, "I just picked my foot."

Zhou Mingliang's expression changed, Xie Chun chuckled, "I'm just kidding you."

Zhou Mingliang also laughed, and arched his neck into Xie Chun's arms, "I really want to kiss your feet, all over your body."

Xie Chun knew that this man was getting bored again, so he ignored him and asked him, "This little girl wants your wife's photo, how do you reply to her?"

"Come on, take a beautiful photo of us and show her."

Zhou Mingliang picked up his phone and turned on the camera as he spoke, Xie Chun was shocked, "Really?"

"Honestly." Zhou Mingliang didn't care.

"This is coming out of the closet..."

Zhou Mingliang didn't care, "I'm afraid of a fart!"

Xie Chun was speechless: "..." I feel like this person is going crazy.

"You don't think you're proud of being gay, do you?"

Zhou Mingliang said: "I'm so proud. I want everyone in the world to know that you, Xie Chuner, belong to me, Zhou Mingliang. It's best for us to get a marriage certificate, take it back, frame it, hang it on the wall, and worship every day."

"You're still shameless!"

Zhou Mingliang hugged Xie Chun, "Shameless, I want you..." The next sentence whispered in Xie Chun's ear, making Xie Chun blush.

The author has something to say: In fact, I want to write it as a side story, but the more I write about it, the more exciting it will be~

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