return of the king

"Dafu...Dafu, Dafu!"

"Coming!" Dafu replied impatiently.

In fact, he was standing at the door of the bedroom, but Zhou Lixi's tone of voice didn't seem to be an important matter, so he didn't deserve it so quickly.

"what?"

After responding to Zhou Lixi's words, Dafu walked into the room after waiting for a while.

He didn't want Zhou Lixi to know that he was guarding him at the door of the room, so he deliberately went in after a while.

Dafu thought that by doing this, he could hide Zhou Lixi, but he didn't know that Zhou Lixi already knew that he was just standing at the door when he heard his response.

In addition, in a quiet house, as long as the door is not closed, the footsteps can be heard clearly. The footsteps that Dafu walked in did not ring a few times, which confirmed Zhou Lixi's thoughts.

"you you you……"

Dafu stared at Zhou Lixi with his eyes wide open, and was startled for a while before he turned around and cursed: "What are you doing!"

This guy actually took off the panties he was wearing just now, and waited for him to enter the room naked. He confirmed again that this bastard has exposure syndrome!

Even though he knew Dafu, who was carrying him behind his back, couldn't see his expression, Zhou Lixi still pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Why your sister, don't you know how to put on your clothes before asking me to come in and pack up?!"

Cursing and cursing, Dafu's ears turned red.

Damn it, the guy who exposed his body to others doesn't blush, he's shy!

Dafu scolded himself severely in his heart.

"Put on clothes? My left hand and left foot are injured. I called you in because I want you to help me get dressed!"

Zhou Lixi explained, and as he spoke, he almost laughed out loud.

"Even if you let me come in to help you get dressed, at least you have to put on your panties, don't you?!"

Dafu blushed and argued with Zhou Lixi.

The panties he was talking about were of course underwear.

He obviously didn't help him take it off before going out, who knew he would see such a scary scene when he came in!

"You have the guts to say that you don't help me clean up or take off my 'little panties', which makes me work so hard to take off the 'little panties' to clean the places you don't want to touch. You wipe yourself and take a bath If you don’t wash those places, I will wash them.”

Zhou Lixi imitated Dafu's cute name of calling underwear panties.

"To shut up!"

Daifuku's face became hotter and hotter.

Zhou Lixi, this is a frame-up!

Where did he not wash those places when he wiped himself and took a shower?He just won't help him!

Dafu was so angry that he wanted to beat someone up, but with Zhou Lixi's appearance, it was impossible for him to beat someone up, because he didn't even dare to look at him.

Seeing Dafu's back trembling with "fear", Zhou Lixi kindly reminded: "What are you afraid of, you have what I have, you..."

After thinking about it, Zhou Lixi felt that their situations were a little different, and they couldn't use conventional terms.

"You have what I don't..."

"Go to hell!"

Dafu took off his slippers and threw them in the direction of the sound behind him without looking back, regardless of whether he would really hit Zhou Lixi.

Of the two slippers, one fell behind Zhou Lixi, and when the other was about to hit Zhou Lixi, he caught it with his hands.

"Um……"

Obviously he missed the hit, but Zhou Lixi deliberately groaned as if he was successfully attacked by Dafu.

"Don't make that constipated grunt!"

That's what he said, but Daifuku felt a little uneasy.

He was afraid that he would hurt Zhou Lixi, and he was even more afraid that his shoe would hit the place where Zhou Lixi was injured.

Maybe he shouldn't argue with him, these meaningless and meaningless things are really nothing to argue about, he shouldn't have lost his temper just now...

Dafu began to reflect.

"Hey, put on your panties quickly. I'll help you get dressed when you put on your panties, or I'm going out!"

Daifuku tried his best to control himself to speak in a calm tone, but he couldn't help raising his tone after speaking. What he originally wanted to say was full of threats.

Zhou Lixi said aggrievedly: "You didn't prepare panties for me, do I have to wear them and just took them off today..."

"Stop! Damn, you didn't say this earlier!"

Saying that, Daifuku turned his back to the direction of the bed, and walked sideways towards the wardrobe like a crab.

Zhou Lixi raised his eyebrows playfully at Dafu's back.

If he had said earlier, would he still have the chance to tease Daifuku?

From the moment Dafu took the pajamas and put them on the bed, he already knew that Dafu didn't prepare underwear for him to change and wash.

Dafu casually took out a pair of underwear from a large drawer and threw it behind him.

Zhou Lixi reminded: "The strength is too small, throw it to the ground."

It means that he can't get it.

"How about this?" Dafu threw another one.

"Too much strength."

Article [-]...

"To the left."

Article [-]...

"To the right."

……

After such a search, Dafu threw a dozen pairs of underwear all over the room.

Dafu didn't know that he was asking for trouble, when he turned around and saw Zhou Lixi's underwear thrown everywhere in the room, or he threw it himself, his expression must be so wonderful, Zhou Lixi felt excited just thinking about it!

"Crack~"

A pair of underwear hit Zhou Lixi's proud face.

"What about this one?"

Dafu asked anxiously when he didn't hear a reply.

Zhou Lixi grabbed the panties off his face, looked at them, and threw them into the basin.

Without blushing, he said without panting, "It fell into the basin."

Dafu also seemed to expect that Zhou Lixi would not receive it, and he planned to continue throwing the underwear back.

"I think, you'd better take it here, or take it behind my back."

Zhou Lixi meant to let Dafu walk back.

"Damn! You might as well have said this earlier!!"

Today's Dafu likes to swear, and I don't know where he learned these vulgar words.

Zhou Lixi doesn't mind, because he thinks Dafu who swears is also very cute.

Dafu stretched back the hand holding the underwear, and stepped back carefully step by step.

"Is that all right?"

What he asked was whether Zhou Lixi could reach it.

"Three more steps."

"One, two..."

Daifuku carefully counted the steps he took back.

Dafu had just counted to two when Zhou Lixi grabbed Dafu and sat on his lap.

He turned to Dafu's face and kissed it.

After the kiss was over, Zhou Lixi praised: "My baby is so amazing, I successfully sat on it."

Zhou Lixi's words made it seem that Dafu's purpose was to sit on his thigh instead of successfully giving him underwear.

After being startled, the color on Dafu's face changed back and forth.

He punched Zhou Lixi in the face, Zhou Lixi just stretched out his hand to cover the pain, and didn't push him away.

Realizing that he was sitting on the naked Zhou Lixi, and there was a scorching touch and hot temperature coming from underneath, how could Dafu, who had given birth before, understand what that meant!

He quickly pushed Zhou Lixi away and ran out of the room.

Looking at Dafu's fleeing back, Zhou Lixi thought, has he played too far?

Maybe not……

Shrugging his shoulders, Zhou Lixi put on his underwear and shouted, "Dafu, I've finished my panties, come in and help me get dressed."

Dafu standing outside the door wanted to slap himself a few times.

That bastard bullied him like this, and he was still worried that he would be surprised, so he still stood outside the door!

"Dafu, come in, if you don't put on your clothes, I'm going to catch a cold."

"No! Unless...unless you solve that!"

So what if he puts on panties, if he doesn't solve it, he will still see a scary scene when he goes in!

"Which is that?"

Dafu: "..."

Poor, terrified.

Thinking of Dafu, Zhou Lixi obediently got rid of the "inventory".

Hearing gasps from inside at the door, Dafu lowered his head lower and lower, even though no one saw him, he still lowered his head, not wanting to show his blushing face.

An hour later, Zhou Lixi said slowly: "It's solved, and I put on my panties."

He was afraid that Dafu would not come in unless he made it clear.

Dafu hesitated for a long time before taking a difficult step.

Entering the room, seeing the scene of estrus just now, he controlled himself not to look at the puddle of liquid, and concentrated on dressing Zhou Lixi.

Looking at Zhou Lixi's strong body is better than looking at that!

The smell that belongs to men is overwhelming, and Dafu tries to hypnotize himself: it is the smell of pig urine!

Zhou Lixi lay on the bed directly after getting dressed, and asked Dafu to clean up the mess.

Holding a rag and shaking his hands to wipe off what Zhou Lixi left on the ground, Dafu wanted to cry but had no tears.

He didn't ask Zhou Lixi to do this!

Why should Zhou Lixi, a stinky man, let him clean up this kind of thing like a yellow-faced woman after enjoying it! !

Dafu kept lowering his head and didn't dare to look at Zhou Lixi, so he didn't know that Zhou Lixi was lying on the bed watching his movements with interest, with a treacherous smile on the corner of his mouth.