Unscrupulous orthopedics [entertainment circle]

An Wangjun cleaned up the wreckage of the table cursing, and went to see if someone had covered the quilt with a sense of integrity. After so many days of busy work, he was still in the growth stage and finally he could take a rest and take a nap.

In the dream, when Mr. An Wang looked at the table full of spicy chicken food, rolled up his sleeves and was about to feast on it, a giant shadow fell from the sky, and he walked towards him with a wicked smile, kicking the wall!He approached his ear full of danger—yelled: "Get up! The sun is drying your ass! Go shopping!"

An Wangjun closed his eyes and just punched him, and then someone clenched his fist and lifted him up, rubbed his face and slapped his butt: "Get up, if you don't go, the food will be sold out."

"I didn't have any food in the afternoon... I will buy it tomorrow..."

"No, there are few people in the afternoon. Tomorrow there will be more people shopping for vegetables. Do you want your brother to be in the headlines or you to be in the headlines? Hmm?" Su Yang, who was full of sleep, moved closer to An Wangjun's ear and grinded his teeth.

Xiao Anzi disarmed and surrendered.

Su Yang put on a big beret, glasses that sell insurance in the morning, a set of clothes from his previous school days, and a standard anti-smog mask from God. At first glance, he really couldn’t recognize him. It is the young talent who gives people endless spiritual pollution on the TV network every day.

An Wang-jun is much simpler. After all, you are a passer-by and no one is full of attention. Even if you wake up, the clump of dull hair on the top of your head will not fall off.Relying on his height advantage, Su Yang directly locked the boy's throat, and took a lot of photos intimidating but not tempting.The little boy gritted his teeth angrily, but obediently put on the woolen hat handed over by his class enemy.There are also two big fur balls on it.

A bully who oppresses civilian men: Well, why is my brother so cute~

Sure enough, there were few people in the supermarket in the afternoon, and the two of them pushed a shopping cart and strolled slowly, looking like a pair of good-looking gay friends from the college next door who came out to shop.

Fruits and vegetables, chicken, duck and fish.The survival skills of the two brothers, whose parents have been busy since they were young, have already been maxed out. They can identify water-injected pigs from ten meters away, and find forage fish within three meters.At this time, Su Yang was dragging Mr. An Wang around the wine counter, acting suspiciously.

"At home, there is still the bottle of 82 that Dad brought back last time." An Wangjun persuaded him.

Su Yang continued to choose: "I want to make beef brisket stewed in red wine."

Mr. An Wang didn't understand, so he said, "That's right, don't you have that bottle of 82 at home?"

Su Yang picked out a bottle of wine and put it in the shopping cart, and said weakly to An Wangjun who was full of question marks, "You can go and buy some eggs."

An Wangjun replied foolishly: "Okay, why buy eggs?"

"Then take your two-two precious Yuqian tea leaves to cook tea eggs."

An Wang-jun: "..."

Su Yang watched his younger brother deflated, and contentedly stretched out his paw to scratch his head like a cat.

Passing by the junk food area, Su Yang calmly brushed shoulders with the two student girls across from him, scaring An Wangjun into a cold sweat. Luckily, the girls kept their heads down and swiped their phones. Obviously, the phones looked better than the handsome guy who was coming.

An Wang-jun felt a little uncomfortable again.

The girls held their mobile phones behind their backs and discussed: "Why didn't Director Lin announce Tang Ke's actor?"

Hearing the gossip about their occupations, the two pretended to stop to pick up potato chips, but they actually listened to the corner.

Another girl replied: "When Zheng Ke was appointed to play Tang Ke, there was already a bloodbath, but he didn't hurry up and seized the opportunity, and knocked himself in with drugs. His idiot fan is still making trouble now No matter who plays Tang Ke next, he will be torn apart by his fans first."

An Wangjun swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Su Yang glanced over and asked him what's wrong.Someone with a guilty conscience shook his head to signal to continue listening.

"However, I said that Zheng Ke is not suitable for playing Tang Ke. With his ruffian appearance, he is obviously suitable for the boy who is the second male. Tang Ke is obviously a handsome boy."

"I think Fang Yi is suitable, Master Zhenmo is like Mr. Yu, who is unparalleled in the world!"

"Come on, these two broken poems can be used by any male star now. Director Lin's big production, you are still an Internet celebrity, if you can't tear it up, don't even think about it."

"No, there is a marketing account saying that he came to the Imperial Capital for an audition! With this resource, I can soar in a second, and I will see how dare you act weirdly in front of me in the future."

"You still know that it's a marketing account. As long as the marketing account pays money, it can do whatever you want it to do."

"Hey, let me tell you that you are really upset with me today, aren't you?"

"..."

The two girls tore each other and walked away. An Wangjun let out a sigh of relief with a complicated face, silently smoothed his little hair that had blown up, and was about to flee the scene with the cart.

Su Yang sneered: "Director Lin hasn't found Tang Ke's actor yet. He's getting older, and his ability to pimp is no longer what it used to be."

An Wangjun smiled embarrassingly, and said haha: "Not every abducted youth is Su Yingdi, right?"

Su Yang took the trolley very happily: "Why is your mouth so sweet?"

An Wangjun scratched his head with a guilty conscience and smirked, but Su Yang suddenly said: "Actually, I think you are very suitable for Tang Ke, Xiaojun."

An Wangjun smiled and was choked up by his own saliva.

Su Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and patted him on the back: "I didn't really ask you to act, why are you so excited?"

An Wang-jun's heart is so empty...

"But I'm telling the truth. I've seen Qili Lane too. Tang Ke is a radiance of human nature among the dogs in the camp. He is good-looking, can draw, and is a thin art student. My little gentleman, this face I don't have any opinion at all, now that I am young, I still look like a soft girl, it will be fine when I open up. Even your character is similar to Tang Ke's."

Hearing that his elder brother actually took the initiative to put Tang Ke and himself together, Mr. An Wang, who had been schizophrenic after trying to figure out the role these days, couldn't help pricking up his ears.

"Tang Ke's personality is actually very similar to yours. She is gentle, kind, and soft-hearted. If you like her, you will do everything possible to treat her well." Su Yang lowered his head, and slowly gave An Wangjun a soft voice. Analysis, the voice is not loud but An Wangjun's hands and feet are numb: "But as your brother and your family, I still don't want you and Tang Ke to have a little bit of intersection, not at all."

In an instant, An Wangjun was about to burst into tears, his nose was sore, and he replied hoarsely, "Why?"

Su Yang looked deeply at An Wangjun who lowered his head and blinked wildly: "Tang Ke is too bitter, I don't want you to be like him. Since you are already my younger brother, I naturally want you to be happy and carefree grow up."

Seeing An Wangjun's head getting lower and lower, Su Yang smiled helplessly, hugged An Wangjun and hugged him in his arms, as if he had coaxed him countless times when he was a child: "It's simple to say what you want, but in fact, life , there will be a lot of unavoidable things. What each of us is doing is to make so many unavoidable things less and less. So, with me, you can do whatever you want, as long as you are happy, As long as it makes you feel happy, it’s okay, really.”

An Wang-jun took two deep breaths, curled his lips and muttered, "Stop being sensational..."

Su Yang was not happy about this, pinched An Wangjun's already red nose, and pretended to say: "Your brother's true feelings are revealed to you as sensational? Is it true that the child will not be obedient when he grows up?"

"Don't pinch, don't pinch, the snot will get rough..."

The sound of urgency is very similar to An Wangjun's voice when he was acting coquettish and playing around when he was a child. Su Yang, who was in a good mood, stopped his hand in time, and pushed the car to move on.An Wangjun quickly adjusted his mood and caught up with him: "Brother, then, let me ask you, what if, I mean, if I did something you don't like very much, what should I do?"

Su Yang didn't even turn his head: "I don't like it? Do you want to kill people and set fires or immoral? I don't know you yet, you don't even dare to throw stones on the glass of the teacher's window."

Seeing Su Yang go completely off course, An Wangjun felt anxious for a while: "That's right, even if that's possible, it's normal, that's right, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it..."

Su Yang turned his head, and the tangled An Wangjun almost bumped his head. Su Yang looked at him with a complicated expression: "...Do you want to come out?"

An Wang-jun: "..."

I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air.

I don't know how long it took, Su Yang rolled his eyes towards the sky in a self-defeating manner: "Let's put it this way, as long as you don't act foolishly, you will die, and you can do anything but die. If you really can't help but want to die, please also ask 72 in advance Tell me when you are young, okay? At least give me enough time to help you clean up the mess."

An Wangjun has two big heads, and he cursed in his heart that it wasn't just his elder brother, but that his own language skills had to be beaten back and reworked. Such communication made people's hair turn gray.He made up his mind and ran to Su Yang, looking at him solemnly, like a little rooster about to speak.

Su Yang looked at him with folded arms, his eyes were calm: I won't speak, I'll just see what kind of monster you want to be.

The little rooster swallowed, thinking in his heart that stretching out his head and retracting his head would be a knife, but his mouth started talking nonsense before his mind: "That's right, isn't my painting still on display in the calligraphy and painting hall of the Imperial Capital Museum? This exhibition is quite amazing. There are many reporters interviewing..."

"A reporter interviewed you, and you felt like you said something wrong?"

An Wangjun thought to himself, when he was going to focus on the interview that day, he ran faster than the Hong Kong reporter. The Imperial Capital reporter didn't find anyone at all, but he still nodded heavily on his face, and continued to talk nonsense: "The reporter sees that I look like a girl. You're handsome, just, just ask me if I want to, if I want to..." An Wangjun felt that he couldn't go on.

Su Yang raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

An Wangjun slowly squeezed the toothpaste bit by bit: "He asked me if I wanted to enter the entertainment industry... Then I was too excited for a moment, so I agreed..."

An Wangjun sneaked a glimpse of Su Yang's froze face when he heard this, his heart was ashamed, it's over, it's over, it's so euphemistic, his brother is angry...

"How did you agree?"

Sure enough, I'm angry, oh my god, the tone is different QAQ

An Wangjun was already crying down the Great Wall in his heart, and while crying he scolded himself for being so cheap, and he had to correct his attitude, confess, and make up stories: "...he asked me if I wanted to join, and said I was quite suitable, and I said Okay, him, he left a business card and told me to contact him anytime..."

At this moment, Su Yang's brows were already frowning enough to kill a fly, and he asked in a stern voice, "Which reporter?" Which reporter dared to pimp my brother, Su Yang, saying that he entered the entertainment circle, maybe it was a scam Where to go, thinking that his younger brother who was on the cusp of his heart was about to be betrayed, Su Yang's heart became very angry.

Mr. An Wang rummaged through one lie after another: "...I forgot... At that time, there were so many people, I didn't pay attention..."

"Do you still have the business card?"

"Ah? What business card?" An Wang-jun didn't react.

Su Yang felt like he was about to go berserk: "Didn't you say that the man gave you a business card and asked you to contact him?"

An Wangjun was so frightened that the hair on his back was about to explode, and it would be fatal to lie if he didn't come back: "Ah, yes, yes, but then I was so busy that I lost my head, I, I seemed to put it aside, and I couldn't find it It seems to be..."

Hearing that he couldn't find it, Su Yang breathed a sigh of relief. "Then do they have your contact information?"

An Wang-Jun felt that he was going to be unable to make ends meet: "No... Only his is left... Now it is, I can't get in touch, right..."

Su Yang looked at his younger brother who was pale with fright, and couldn't get angry at all.After a long time, when Mr. An Wang thought that his elder brother had seen through his tricks, and thought that he should just confess and be lenient, maybe he could win a reprieve from death, Su Yang let out a long sigh, looking like he was in trouble. Hou Yusheng sighed and said, "I thought you had grown up, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid, you almost sold yourself without knowing..."

An Wang-jun didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, so he pitifully used the big move of the eye of grievance.

Su Yang felt a throbbing pain in his temple.But as an elder, he still had to teach his younger brother, who was just praising his peace of mind, some philosophy of life: "Although you are a college student now, you are still a college student at B University, in the end you are still a child with no social experience at all. If you're a liar, who will you lie to if you don't lie to me?"

"Huh? Lie to me?..." No, the script I made up has also involved criminal aspects?

Su Yang hates iron but steel: "Yes, you said he is a reporter, or a reporter who can't remember his unit, who can he let enter the entertainment circle? Can he enter the entertainment circle to serve tea and water? He is probably a real pimp , if you don’t resist the temptation and contact him, he can sell you to some rich Thai woman.”

"Or some wretched old man."

An Wang-jun: ...What kind of weird trend is this?

The worried young man racked his brains, trying to return to the topic tactfully: "Then, if, I said, if there is a serious worker in the entertainment circle like you, ask me to enter the circle, I... Promise or..."

"No."

An Wangjun didn't expect that his brother interrupted him before he finished speaking.Still so decisive.

Sure enough, I'm still trying to kill myself...

At this moment, Su Yang in front of him is not the elder brother who is joking with An Wangjun, but the elder brother who has watched him grow up, and someone who has learned from the past six years ago. The child's thinking has gone awry.

Like a little rooster being poured down by the heavy rain, Mr. An Wang silently swiped his card and left. The lonely back with a big bag of ingredients makes people feel that he will be wandering around the world in the next second.

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Xiao Junjun: I really racked my brains on how to start the stage, sad...