Unscrupulous orthopedics [entertainment circle]

If Su Yang's eyes were on the movie screen, a GIF would have been intercepted long ago for all the star-chasing girls to burn incense in the morning and evening, put them in their palms and chant love offerings.But in Duan Chao's eyes, the meaning of this look is really a fairy fart - extraordinary.

He subconsciously protected the four puzzle pieces in his pocket.

At that time, it was entirely because Su was too lazy to take it that he gave all the puzzle pieces to President Duan, who was hahaha.Now Duan Chao has to be afraid, if Su Yang is really allowed to hold this, he is afraid that even his underpants will be betrayed to this little junior brother.

Tsk, what's so good about this little kid?

Actor Duan, who was puzzled, walked in full of defense, and as expected, Actor Su began to perform: "Ahaha, I think the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle we just made seem to be able to piece together a picture, come on, let's Let's take a look first, maybe we can guess the location, and we can go directly to the column group! We can't let them keep chasing us unscrupulously, can we? Don't you want to turn against customers?" After speaking, his eyes sparkled looked at the old paragraph.

Lao Duan was silent for three seconds, then said calmly: "I don't want to."

Su Shengun let out a sigh of relief, and then heard Lao Duan say more calmly: "The director is right behind you."

Su Yang and An Wangjun turned their heads in horror. As expected, the director uncle, who was about to give birth in October, was standing behind them holding the sweet-scented osmanthus cake.An Wangjun was so frightened that he almost rolled off the bridge.

"It turns out that Su Yang thinks that we have been messing with you unscrupulously." The director smiled and threw the whole sweet-scented osmanthus cake into his mouth, and his chubby cheeks, which seemed to be stuffed with nuts, became rounder, "Okay, Since you have questioned it sincerely, we will show mercy and satisfy you."

"It's getting cold, let's add one more person to the tent."

Su Yang: "!!!"

Until Su Yang killed a mosquito on his arm with the bedroll in his arms at night, he couldn't believe that he hadn't been a monster yet. Did the program group have a good understanding with him?

An Wangjun didn't let him reflect for a long time, a bottle of sixgod with a strong fragrance rushed towards his face, Su Yang sniffed his nose twice aggrievedly, but couldn't sneeze, his eyes were red from holding back.

When Simba opened the tent door and came in, what he saw was the pitiful appearance of our actor Su Lihua in the rain, and immediately screamed strangely: "Director! Brother Su is crying inside!"

This voice quickly summoned all the people who were scratching their heads and wanting to gossip. Everyone held the melon with green eyes, and at the same time comforted this spoiled and tender little film star with hypocrisy. Why is the Red Army not afraid of the difficulties of the expedition? Ah, what is love in thousands of rivers and mountains, I vow to make him cry harder.

An Wangjun saw his brother was surrounded by a group of people, sitting in a small ball, looking weak and helpless, the sense of justice could not help burning in his small chest, he rushed into the encirclement without hesitation,

—and handed his brother a tissue.

Brother Su's tears are really about to come out now.

Thanks to Simba's howling voice for pretending to be silly, Su Yingdi directly smashed the pot and played the big game. Regardless of the old Duan's objection, he kicked this annoying person into the luxurious hardcover room of the old Duan.Because it can be clearly seen in the previous issues that the cool, realistic and pragmatic President Duan has been unhappy with the greasy idol's pretending to be crazy for a long time, and this time the two are forced together, and tomorrow morning may be able to refine Gu. , which is much more terrifying than poisonous mosquitoes.

It's over, the corners of his mouth can't help but rise.

Hey hey hey.

Satisfied, Su Yang lay back in the tent. Although the development of the storyline was quite weird, as long as the ending was good——An Wang-jun folded up the bedrolls for the two of them in an orderly manner, and then sat cross-legged obediently, with bright eyes Continuing the unfinished topic in the evening: "How did you find so many puzzle pieces?"

Su Yang lay down happily: "Well, in the dark, it's God's will."

"speak English."

"I'm more European."

An Wangjun wanted to roll his eyes to the sky, but when he looked up, he saw that the camera of the column team in the tent was still on, and he had to shoulder the burden of being an idol again.

Chirp——The long-stretched camera was suddenly covered with a pillow towel, accompanied by a forced commentary by Best Actor Su, "Turn off the lights, go to sleep, grow tall~"

After confirming that the program team came in and turned off all the devices, the two of them returned to their private state. Before An Wangjun could lie down for 5 minutes, he moved to the side of Su Yang and turned over. As soon as he stretched out his hand, his head tilted to Su Yang's shoulder.

Su Yang was disgusted: "You don't dislike the heat." He said and stretched out his arms rudely, making An Wangjun's pillow more comfortable.

An Wangjun rubbed his hands contentedly, and said with emotion: "Speaking of which, the last time we slept together in a tent was, uh, two years ago."

Su Yang thought for a while, "It seems that it was your sophomore summer vacation. I took you to relax and play together. Where did you go? Oh, it's a small town in Hezhou, which is very similar to here, but there are fewer people." Su Yang said. Yang burst out laughing, "When I say that, I think of the geese there, it's too scary."

As soon as Su Yang talked about geese, An Wangjun's fear of being dominated by big geese in the society surged up again. He hugged Su Yang's half-drawn arms and laughed until his whole body trembled.

Su Yang was a little embarrassed: "Hey, save me some face and stop laughing, okay?"

An Wangjun would not listen to him obediently, and finally had a chance to laugh at him wantonly, it's never too late to laugh.

At that time, An Wangjun was still a young high school student. Together with Su Daxingxing, who was disguised as a college student, he wandered to a southwest town with few tourists to gather and play.If you are hungry, eat some local special farm meals, or enter a farm house like today to borrow a kitchen, and feed the mosquitoes in a tent under the cool wind and starlight at night. comfortable.

However, because An Wangjun was addicted to sketching, and someone couldn't bear the loneliness and flirted with a passing goose, the beautiful and leisurely vacation time of the two came to an abrupt end, replaced by an endless "escape life".If someone asks on Huhu: "What kind of experience is it to be hunted down by geese?" Our Qingfengmingyue actor Su can roll up his sleeves in minutes and write a [-]-word professional thesis.

If there were other tourists taking pictures at that time, I don’t know if there would be two very good-looking boys in their photos, running wildly with frightened faces, the drawing board, easel and small bench behind them were thrown all over the ground, and the domineering feet of the big goose After stepping on the half-drawn sketch, he straightened his neck and opened his big red mouth full of fine teeth, flapping his wings like a cannonball and chasing after them.

Mr. An Wang, who hadn't figured out the situation yet, was dragged by the culprit, stumbling and exhausted all the way, the big goose's beak was only a desperate slap away from his buttocks, and at the same time, its big white wings felt like they could jump up in a second and become firm Slapped him hard.

Scenes like this rarely happen in quiet ancient towns. Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched two beautiful boys screaming and scraping all the way, and watched a heavyweight big white goose chasing after him with a "quack quack" all the way. kill.

Thinking of the scene at that time, An Wang-jun laughed so hard that he fell down while being afraid: "You said that you are so cheap to provoke, what's wrong, you have to touch the goose."

"Isn't it because you paint for a long time, I'm so bored," Su Yang said convincingly, "and, besides, it was lying there at the time, it looked white and soft, and it was so easy to masturbate..."

An Wangjun stood up and looked at him: "Why, from your description, it seems that you still miss that goose? Young man, are you Stockholm?"

After saying this, Su Yang raised his hand viciously and pinched An Wangjun's chin: "I am Stockholm? Well, you are really an ungrateful little goblin. It seems that if you don't show any color to you, you probably forgot to sacrifice yourself to protect you at that time." Who is the super invincible, handsome, fearless and unrivaled hero?"

Of course Mr. An Wang didn't forget that when the two of them were about to be rubbed against the ground by the big goose, the locals who couldn't stand it spoke up, and they could jump to the courtyard wall, and the big goose couldn't catch up.

When Su Yang heard that it was easy, the houses in the town were basically ancient buildings with red mud and black tiles, and the courtyard walls were not high.Seeing a low wall over two meters in front of him, Su Yang took advantage of the opportunity to run up the courtyard wall with a touch of his toes, while still pulling An Wangjun hard, the two of them seized the high ground—but because of The castration was so violent that when the two of them saw clearly what was inside the courtyard wall, they couldn't stop at all, and the two brothers plunged straight into the goose house like they were upside down.

The local uncle, who did not want to be named, lamented that he had never seen such a backless person in his 50 years of life.

Later, when the enthusiastic villagers rushed in to rescue the lost boy, Su Yang and An Wangjun were forced to huddle together at the base of the wall, and were wantonly ravaged by the goose family in the house.The two of them screamed and used both hands and feet to protect me and I to protect you. As a result, in the eyes of the big goose, the weak human beings were indeed vulnerable, and they took turns to be lucky with their wings flapping and their mouths open. The calves and arms here are white and tender without much hair. They are much more delicious than other wandering uncles who are not afraid of death!

"Brother Goose let out an angry roar, half-flying and half-running towards the two youngsters, and with his mouth open, he grabbed a piece of tender meat! Following the youngster's scream, the big goose was not to be outdone, and gripped tightly. It was a death flip! The other young man next to him was so anxious that he was struggling to save someone, but before he could stretch out his hand, he was slapped by another goose next to him, and he was stunned! Finally, when we rushed in Time, the clothes on both of them were torn by geese, the hair of the older one was fanned into a chicken coop with countless goose feathers stuck in it, and the younger one was not much better... It's funny to say, the two This young man is still thin-skinned, he covers his face and refuses to go to the health center, and is embarrassed to see others, so he randomly gives the leader Uncle Zhang a sum of money, asks him to help compensate this family, and runs fast hand in hand!  … "

——After two years, there is still a good story in the small town that two beautiful boys were rounded by geese.

The little girl was curious and regretful: "Then did you take pictures?"

"Who would have expected this to happen! But, the young man looks so handsome, he should be two brothers... I saw that the two of them look very much like those TV shows that are showing now, yes, they are called Xiaoyaoji. That prince and A Yuan..."

The speaker has no intention, and neither does the listener.Just a joke, how could their noble and glamorous Su Shen and Junmei do such a thing that is famous in history? Don't be surprised, my idol is not such a person.

Emmm...

An Wangjun touched his little arm, the scar from the bite was long gone, thanks to the ointment collected by Le Xingzhi.When the two people with bruised noses and swollen faces appeared in the video, Manager Le, who had been leisurely taking a leisurely vacation watering the flowers, was terrified. Even after he threatened and lured them repeatedly, Su Yang refused to reveal what happened to them.

The more Le Xingzhi watched them cover up, the more he felt that something was wrong... Will there be a small movie about the forced kidnapping and humiliation of the actor Su?

An Wang-jun could barely stop laughing, he lay on Su Yang's chest laughing until his shoulders shrugged.The hairy head was brought up, and Su Yang started to stroke his hair with ease.First, cover the back of the head with a big palm, knead twice, and slowly raise the soft hair, then go down all the way, slide to the back of the neck, pinch like a big cat with a kitten, and then Sliding down the thin back, all the way down to the ridge of the lower back.The little boy's waist is very thin, Su Yang can hold it with open palm.

In the past, because of the needs of filming, it is not that Su Yang has never pinched the waists of beautiful female stars with big breasts and thin waists, but it has always been a routine. How can this one at home be so easy to touch.

Thinking of this, Su Yang laohuai rubbed it twice in relief, which made An Wangjun feel a little uncomfortable, so he shrank and twisted twice: "Be gentle."

Su Yang put one hand on his waist and the other continued: "Don't move around, let me touch it."

An Wangjun blushed, why did this sound so strange.

Su Yang didn't care whether it was strange or not, he touched the butterfly bone all the way along the ridge groove, rubbed his left shoulder to his right shoulder, and didn't forget to comment: "It's a bit thicker, it's like a plate of ribs during the Chinese New Year."

An Wangjun was a little unconvinced: "Compared with Duan Chao, you are also ribs."

"...I'm not going to follow his domineering president's route of blowing up his shirt."

An Wangjun didn't listen to his arguments: "Look at Duan Chao's muscles from digging a well today, when you stand next to him, you look like a pretty wife."

Su Yang continued to pat An Wangjun's head lovingly, and said calmly: "Student, your thoughts are very dangerous."

An Wangjun pretended to be silly and smiled: "Of course, you have always been a mighty and majestic 1.8 meters in my heart."

"...your brother [-]!"

Seeing that old brother Su was about to turn into anger, An Wangjun hurriedly accepted it as soon as he saw it, and started to touch his hair like a gourd painting.

Su Yang endured for three seconds,

Su Yang couldn't help it—"Are you petting a puppy?"

An Wangjun raised his head, like a fat silkworm lying on a mulberry leaf, looked directly at Su Yang's soul and tortured him: "But you also touch my head like this."

Su Yang couldn't believe it: "I obviously touched it like this!" After speaking, he rubbed it from head to waist along the route just now. When he passed the nape of the neck, An Wangjun couldn't hold on to him. , almost smashed face to face.

An Wang-jun was almost out of breath, he leaned against Su Yang's neck and grinded his teeth: "You are obviously playing a hooligan!"

Su Yang looked upright: "What am I playing?" He said, knowingly patted An Wangjun's buttocks.

"You, you are shameless! Take your hands away!"

"I won't let it go," said Su Laoyao, still feeling puzzled, "This is called hooliganism, and I am too wronged."

An Wangjun knew that he couldn't beat him, so he was about to climb to the other side of the tent with a puffy face, but was pulled back by Su Yang's arm without any surprise.

An Wangjun didn't want to talk to him at all: "Hello old rascal, goodbye old pervert."

"Since you hope so much that I am, then I will reluctantly let you take a look," said with a flick of his arm, ignoring An Wang-jun's struggle, and put him on his body again, "Look, this is the real hooligan -"

Still pressing the back of the neck with one hand, the other hand went straight into the hem of An Wang-jun's rolled up pajamas.Almost instantly, the electrified touch shot up An Wang-jun's spine like fireworks, and exploded in the pure little brain.

An Wangjun fell into Su Yang's arms all of a sudden.Su Yang's hand continued to go up, stroking his smooth and cool back like a feather, obviously much softer than the puppy stroking just now, but it made people feel numb and weak all over.At the same time, the enthusiasm that didn't know where it came from began to spread quietly, and Mr. An Wang subconsciously curled up his palms.

Su Yang clearly felt that An Wangjun was wriggling suspiciously, and his breathing was not right. He smiled secretly, and the hand that had wandered to the butterfly bone slipped back down his lower back, and the other hand kneaded restlessly. An Wangjun's neck and earlobes.

This feeling was so strange, An Wang-jun wanted to get up, but the goose was so weak that he bit his lip so as not to make some strange noises.

"You let go..." An Wangjun squeezed out a vague sentence from his throat.

It's quite bearable.Su Yang was a little surprised, it seems that his skill is not good enough?Thinking of this, Su Yang tilted his head, and blew hot air into the ear of An Wangjun who was panting secretly——

An Wangjun trembled violently like an electric shock, even his limp legs were instantly clamped, he didn't know whether he was crying or screaming and said "Ah!" in a low voice.

"You! You..." An Wang-jun really wanted to cry.

If you continue to play, you will really be bullying the child. Su Segui's conscience found out in time, withdrew his claws, and slowly stroked his fur to comfort him like a puppy.An Wangjun didn't know whether to cry or hit someone just now, and now he will be hugged in a proper manner, and the feeling of muddled mind has returned, exactly the same as the inexplicable kissing lesson that night...

Oh my god what the hell is going on!

An Wangjun, who really had no choice but to deal with this situation, sniffed and groaned a few times, but still wanted to cry.

The culprit still didn't forget to laugh at him: "Are you a little too tender? I really don't have much technical content. Your reaction is so big that I really worry my brother..."

At times like this, it's still so unreliable!An Wangjun was holding back the heat in his stomach and was worried that there was no place to burn it. Hearing that the instigator was still nagging, the fire started in his heart in an instant, and the evil turned to the gallbladder——

You teased me on purpose, can't I tease you back!

Because of the hot weather, Su Yang was wearing loose pants.An Wangjun got into his trousers quickly, rubbed his brother's inner thigh hard, and at the same time slipped to the back of his butt, and pinched him hard through his underwear!

Su Yang was defenseless and almost jumped up, but An Wangjun was still lying on top of him, and what's worse, the next second, the little bastard bit his chin directly!

……

This chaotic and lustful scuffle finally ended with Su Yang's scream.The people from the column group rushed over in a hurry, but Su Yingdi, who was screaming just now, regained his gentle look, and said very gently, he was just scared by a big mosquito.

Duan Chao, who rushed over to see the situation with the column team, frowned, he saw the crumpled clothes of the two of them at a glance, and the messy and abnormal hair, especially An Wangjun who pretended to be fine beside him— —

Detective Duan narrowed his eyes: the eyelashes are wet, and the end of the eyes are red, although the light is not very clear, but just like that, you can see the blush on your face!

Summer night is like water, President Duan thinks it's not just water, it's like a tsunami.

[The big tsunami is randomly shot on the face.JPG]

The author has something to say:

Hurry up, hurry up, hold it out with your phone last night, but you swallowed me three times with words, and locked the text for another night, what the hell did I do OTZ

In short, I just want to make this variety show a bit more ambiguous. The outline says [the stage of two-way exploration, the pinnacle of hazy throbbing]... Then look at the written text, emmm... They are as unresponsive as children playing house In the end, let's just arrange for him to go to Jiming Temple to become a monk hand in hand...