Don't take off my vest [live]
Chapter 10 Heavy Quality
[Hahahaha devil! ! ! 】
[Long Ye GG still doesn't know what he will face]
After watching the pass animation with a cold face, Qi Ming felt that he would never forget the magical words in the title for the rest of his life.
So much so that after his resurrection, he can already choose option 1 with a deadpan face without any fluctuations in his heart or even wanting to scold his mother.
【very good】
The lamp god said that he was very happy, and immediately granted the villain's wish, and taught him how to stretch and stretch.
【Now, I'm going to teach you the first lesson】
As soon as the words fell, the lamp god disappeared, leaving Qi Ming alone and still slowly adapting to this new way of playing.
It was so dirty that Su Junyou couldn't bear to watch it any longer. He covered the screen with his hands, and said silently, "Don't look at evil, don't look at evil."
But this is just a simple pixel game, there is no realistic picture, so what is "indecent" at all?It's not that Su Junyou hasn't been in a bathhouse before, but... when he thinks that the thing is controlled by the little anchor, there is a strange movement in his heart, as if something is roaring to break out of the cage.
Qi Ming didn't know what Su Junyou was thinking, he was engrossed in playing the game right now.
"Press the shoot button to stretch it, and press the X button to retract... contract," he explained while operating, "The longest...only... can only be stretched three times, and it's about... this length."
Qi Ming stretched it to the longest, and moved it left and right to show the audience.
"It's equivalent to one, one pole," Qi Ming tried to jump, and put the thing on the platform above, and the villain was suspended in the air like this.
He concluded: "It's still, it's relatively... useful."
Suddenly, a chainsaw dangerously protruded from the upper platform, and was still rapidly approaching the platform where the villain was.
Qi Ming looked at the distance, and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, it's a good thing we didn't... jumped on it in a hurry, we couldn't touch the character."
The next moment, the chainsaw pressed close to the thing resting on the platform.The moment they touched it, the villain exploded, and blood spilled everywhere.
【GAME OVER】
Qi Ming: "???"
"Why, how can you... count it as death if you come across this thing?" Qi Ming said dissatisfiedly, "I don't have to!"
【You don't have to? ? ? 】
【Can you say that again?What don't you want? ? 】
[Surprised, a certain male anchor actually said that he can not have a dick! 】
It was only then that Qi Ming realized how terrible he had said, and hurriedly changed his words: "It's still a bit useful."
This sentence...too bad.
But this thing does have some use.
Su Junyou blushed and thought, and then he quietly typed a barrage.
[Double S: You are right. 】
Seeing that the topic in the barrage was getting worse and worse, Qi Ming tactfully changed the topic: "I, let's take a look at Chang... Where is Changye?"
As he talked, thinking of the portal that had abused him several times, Qi Ming's smile gradually faded, "Hehehe..."
After getting unanimous approval from the audience, Qi Ming switched the microphone channel, coughed lightly, and asked, "What level are you at...?"
"The eighth level! This stupid. Wei Wei. The pill is too difficult!" Shen Chengyi's voice was full of frustration, and there were rustling sounds from his side, and he didn't know what he was doing.
"Oh, the eighth level." That's not far from the lamp god.
Qi Ming's tone was kind, and he comforted Shen Chengyi for a long time. After going around and around, he finally got to the point, "I'll ask you a question."
Shen Chengyi kept operating, and casually replied, "What's the question?"
"Clear this game and the symbol of a man, which one do you choose?"
"...What?" Shen Chengyi was stunned, he even forgot to dodge the barrage, the villain froze in place and died soon.
[?Sudden driving]
【Suspension Warning】
[It's too sq, I can still bear it! 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what happened to the chess pomelo】
[The person who came over from the opposite live broadcast room said he didn’t dare to shrink his words, hahaha, you will understand after watching it]
[Double S:...]
The red on Su Junyou's face faded, and his expression gradually became cold.
For some reason, he didn't want the little anchor to talk about such a topic with others.
Qi Ming asked again patiently: "Clearing this game and—"
"Stop talking, stop talking!" Shen Chengyi loudly interrupted Qi Ming's question, his ears flushed with shame, "I must choose a man... so what!"
[?What's the matter, Changye GG is so innocent? 】
[What is the old hooligan pretending to be! 】
[Hahaha Long Night: I can flirt with others, but others cannot flirt with me]
He chose the correct answer the first time!
"Brother Chang, Chang Ye, you are too strong." Qi Ming said with awe and sincerity, "Y-you must take me with you from now on."
The second monk Shen Chengyi was puzzled, but he agreed without thinking: "Okay."
[?What to bring, why did you agree like this! 】
[I seem to understand something after contacting the front and back texts]
【No, no!You are still young, Qiyou! ! ! 】
"Yeah!" Qi Ming nodded emphatically, "Then, I'll continue playing, you, you too!"
"...OK." Shen Chengyi hesitated, "But I will win."
Qi Ming was cold for a moment: "...Oh, you, you think too much."
[Hahaha chess pomelo indifferent]
[I want to bring Brother Fei to yell repeatedly, talk about winning or losing, turn your face and deny anyone]
[Horizontal batch: Plastic Brothers]
[Double S: Well said. 】
Su Junyou really thinks so.
After being encouraged by Shen Chengyi, Qi Ming's motivation doubled, and he didn't speak much.He concentrated more energy on the game, and his mind was full of how to quickly pass the level, operating wave after wave of 6 to fly, and the self-isolation time after being cheated was negligibly short.
【Thank you for playing~】
After clearing the level, the animation was still the same as before, and Qi Ming was so scared that he almost closed the game and started again.After being reminded by the audience, he discovered that in the real-pass animation, there was indeed a certain man's thing on the kid that had grown longer.
Qi Ming: ... just talking.
At the moment when he saw the clearance prompt, Qi Ming was relieved, and Ge You slumped onto the chair all of a sudden.He looked at the playing time: it was just over an hour, but it brought him the same fatigue as if he had played for ten hours.
[I just searched for the strategy, and there is a hidden boss after clearing the level hehehe (ghost laugh)
[Long Night Next Door is still stuck at No.14 level!It’s probably still early, do you want to play Qiyou again?]
[Double S: Thank you for your hard work. 】
"Hidden boss...boss?" Qi Ming read, and searched on Baidu, looking at the overwhelming apples, his heart was eager to challenge, but his slightly sore fingers would not allow it.
Qi Ming regretted: "Now, I can't do it now, come again when I have a chance!"
He sincerely apologized to the reluctant audience in the barrage, and answered their questions: "Most, I probably won't be able to play iwanna recently, this game has made me completely, completely autistic."
When asked if he would still cooperate with Changye Manman, he hummed and said: "I, we have a very good relationship, and we will often play together."
【yooooooo】
[Long-term night tour, cp names are all thought up for you! ! ! 】
[Hahahaha sister tql]
[Long-term night tour isrio! ! 】
Qi Ming didn't quite understand what cp meant, so he smiled without denying it, and changed the subject: "Now, let's come and see what's going on in Changye!"
He had already closed the game, and opened the live broadcast app to enter Shen Chengyi's personal live broadcast room.This is not a cooperative channel live broadcast room, so only Shen Chengyi's perspective.
Sure enough, Shen Chengyi was still stuck on the board splash in the fourteenth level-there was a fixed board in the center of this level, and a large square below it that could not be stepped on, and the small board would splash around, and the villain would be easily taken away if he stepped on the board. walk.There are spikes all around, and one who is not careful can easily be sent to the spikes and die.
The total flow of this game is only [-] levels, the time spent on the [-]th level is negligible, and the boss battle of the [-]th level will take a little time.
It seems that Shen Chengyi is about to pass the level.
Qi Ming felt relieved, and was about to pretend to be an ordinary fan to give Shen Chengyi gifts, when he saw that in Shen Chengyi's live broadcast room where no spy announced that he was coming to visit, the screen was full of bullet screens that were basically reminders of rewards. *
[Long Ye GG, don't be sad, although you lost the game, you have more gifts and more face than the Qiyou next door!Free landmine shrimp balls × 20]
[It’s okay, it’s okay, we are gloriously defeated!Let’s have a deep-water lobster thunder]
[The new anchor next door won't have as much money as Changye GG, so don't be sad!Free rocket launcher lobster × 10]
[The new anchor doesn't know how to be humble?Who are you showing it to?It's fucking funny]
[Don't start a fight in the front, just donate with peace of mind.Free deep-fried lobster × 5]
[Changye designated her husband to "play iwanna with Qiyou" in the room and has fed Changye Manman a magic lobster, click to go to his room to draw a lottery~]
Shen Chengyi was concentrating on playing the game, and didn't notice that Qi Ming was being cueed repeatedly in the barrage.The housing management didn't think it involved pulling and stepping, and didn't interfere too much.So it created such an overwhelming scene.
The flickering light of the display screen was reflected in Qi Ming's eyes, he pursed his lips, and silently withdrew his gift-giving hand.
[Fuck next door? ? ? 】
[Qiyou, don't be sad, I brought my boss here too! ! !Free mine shrimp ball × 10]
[QAQ just chopped up his hands and emptied his wallet, touched the pomelo... The anchor has worked hard on the live broadcast, let's refresh himself with a landmine shrimp ball~]
[My living expenses are 1500, and I will send them next month, and I will give you 1200!hold on! 】
"No, it's okay! You don't need to spend money, just do what you can!" Qi Ming pulled the corners of his mouth and gave a somewhat ugly smile.
He knew that Shen Chengyi couldn't be blamed for this, after all, he was a newcomer, and he really didn't have much background...
He looked at the sparse rewards in the barrage assistant, and emphasized again: "You don't need to spend money, and you don't need to pay for living and living expenses. Save it and buy something good for yourself. Don't give it to me. It's not worthwhile."
No matter how sad it is, it is absolutely impossible to ask fans for most of their living expenses.He doesn't want fans to suffer because of what you love and what I want. He himself... feels uncomfortable, it's not a big deal.
next moment.
[DoubleS has fed Qiyou7U a spaceship lobster in the room "iwannabethemengnan", click to go to his room to draw a lottery ~]
[DoubleS has fed Qiyou7U a spaceship lobster in the room "iwannabethemengnan", click to go to his room to draw a lottery ~]
[DoubleS has fed Qiyou7U a spaceship lobster in the room "iwannabethemengnan", click to go to his room to draw a lottery ~]
A series of three spaceship lobsters were rewarded according to the timing. Qi Ming's live broadcast room was rained with red envelopes for a few minutes.
After a few minutes of being swiped by the overwhelming "Thank you local tyrant, thank you for the red envelope", the person concerned looked at the screen and finally typed a sentence slowly.
【DoubleS: Focus on quality not weight. 】
[Long Ye GG still doesn't know what he will face]
After watching the pass animation with a cold face, Qi Ming felt that he would never forget the magical words in the title for the rest of his life.
So much so that after his resurrection, he can already choose option 1 with a deadpan face without any fluctuations in his heart or even wanting to scold his mother.
【very good】
The lamp god said that he was very happy, and immediately granted the villain's wish, and taught him how to stretch and stretch.
【Now, I'm going to teach you the first lesson】
As soon as the words fell, the lamp god disappeared, leaving Qi Ming alone and still slowly adapting to this new way of playing.
It was so dirty that Su Junyou couldn't bear to watch it any longer. He covered the screen with his hands, and said silently, "Don't look at evil, don't look at evil."
But this is just a simple pixel game, there is no realistic picture, so what is "indecent" at all?It's not that Su Junyou hasn't been in a bathhouse before, but... when he thinks that the thing is controlled by the little anchor, there is a strange movement in his heart, as if something is roaring to break out of the cage.
Qi Ming didn't know what Su Junyou was thinking, he was engrossed in playing the game right now.
"Press the shoot button to stretch it, and press the X button to retract... contract," he explained while operating, "The longest...only... can only be stretched three times, and it's about... this length."
Qi Ming stretched it to the longest, and moved it left and right to show the audience.
"It's equivalent to one, one pole," Qi Ming tried to jump, and put the thing on the platform above, and the villain was suspended in the air like this.
He concluded: "It's still, it's relatively... useful."
Suddenly, a chainsaw dangerously protruded from the upper platform, and was still rapidly approaching the platform where the villain was.
Qi Ming looked at the distance, and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, it's a good thing we didn't... jumped on it in a hurry, we couldn't touch the character."
The next moment, the chainsaw pressed close to the thing resting on the platform.The moment they touched it, the villain exploded, and blood spilled everywhere.
【GAME OVER】
Qi Ming: "???"
"Why, how can you... count it as death if you come across this thing?" Qi Ming said dissatisfiedly, "I don't have to!"
【You don't have to? ? ? 】
【Can you say that again?What don't you want? ? 】
[Surprised, a certain male anchor actually said that he can not have a dick! 】
It was only then that Qi Ming realized how terrible he had said, and hurriedly changed his words: "It's still a bit useful."
This sentence...too bad.
But this thing does have some use.
Su Junyou blushed and thought, and then he quietly typed a barrage.
[Double S: You are right. 】
Seeing that the topic in the barrage was getting worse and worse, Qi Ming tactfully changed the topic: "I, let's take a look at Chang... Where is Changye?"
As he talked, thinking of the portal that had abused him several times, Qi Ming's smile gradually faded, "Hehehe..."
After getting unanimous approval from the audience, Qi Ming switched the microphone channel, coughed lightly, and asked, "What level are you at...?"
"The eighth level! This stupid. Wei Wei. The pill is too difficult!" Shen Chengyi's voice was full of frustration, and there were rustling sounds from his side, and he didn't know what he was doing.
"Oh, the eighth level." That's not far from the lamp god.
Qi Ming's tone was kind, and he comforted Shen Chengyi for a long time. After going around and around, he finally got to the point, "I'll ask you a question."
Shen Chengyi kept operating, and casually replied, "What's the question?"
"Clear this game and the symbol of a man, which one do you choose?"
"...What?" Shen Chengyi was stunned, he even forgot to dodge the barrage, the villain froze in place and died soon.
[?Sudden driving]
【Suspension Warning】
[It's too sq, I can still bear it! 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what happened to the chess pomelo】
[The person who came over from the opposite live broadcast room said he didn’t dare to shrink his words, hahaha, you will understand after watching it]
[Double S:...]
The red on Su Junyou's face faded, and his expression gradually became cold.
For some reason, he didn't want the little anchor to talk about such a topic with others.
Qi Ming asked again patiently: "Clearing this game and—"
"Stop talking, stop talking!" Shen Chengyi loudly interrupted Qi Ming's question, his ears flushed with shame, "I must choose a man... so what!"
[?What's the matter, Changye GG is so innocent? 】
[What is the old hooligan pretending to be! 】
[Hahaha Long Night: I can flirt with others, but others cannot flirt with me]
He chose the correct answer the first time!
"Brother Chang, Chang Ye, you are too strong." Qi Ming said with awe and sincerity, "Y-you must take me with you from now on."
The second monk Shen Chengyi was puzzled, but he agreed without thinking: "Okay."
[?What to bring, why did you agree like this! 】
[I seem to understand something after contacting the front and back texts]
【No, no!You are still young, Qiyou! ! ! 】
"Yeah!" Qi Ming nodded emphatically, "Then, I'll continue playing, you, you too!"
"...OK." Shen Chengyi hesitated, "But I will win."
Qi Ming was cold for a moment: "...Oh, you, you think too much."
[Hahaha chess pomelo indifferent]
[I want to bring Brother Fei to yell repeatedly, talk about winning or losing, turn your face and deny anyone]
[Horizontal batch: Plastic Brothers]
[Double S: Well said. 】
Su Junyou really thinks so.
After being encouraged by Shen Chengyi, Qi Ming's motivation doubled, and he didn't speak much.He concentrated more energy on the game, and his mind was full of how to quickly pass the level, operating wave after wave of 6 to fly, and the self-isolation time after being cheated was negligibly short.
【Thank you for playing~】
After clearing the level, the animation was still the same as before, and Qi Ming was so scared that he almost closed the game and started again.After being reminded by the audience, he discovered that in the real-pass animation, there was indeed a certain man's thing on the kid that had grown longer.
Qi Ming: ... just talking.
At the moment when he saw the clearance prompt, Qi Ming was relieved, and Ge You slumped onto the chair all of a sudden.He looked at the playing time: it was just over an hour, but it brought him the same fatigue as if he had played for ten hours.
[I just searched for the strategy, and there is a hidden boss after clearing the level hehehe (ghost laugh)
[Long Night Next Door is still stuck at No.14 level!It’s probably still early, do you want to play Qiyou again?]
[Double S: Thank you for your hard work. 】
"Hidden boss...boss?" Qi Ming read, and searched on Baidu, looking at the overwhelming apples, his heart was eager to challenge, but his slightly sore fingers would not allow it.
Qi Ming regretted: "Now, I can't do it now, come again when I have a chance!"
He sincerely apologized to the reluctant audience in the barrage, and answered their questions: "Most, I probably won't be able to play iwanna recently, this game has made me completely, completely autistic."
When asked if he would still cooperate with Changye Manman, he hummed and said: "I, we have a very good relationship, and we will often play together."
【yooooooo】
[Long-term night tour, cp names are all thought up for you! ! ! 】
[Hahahaha sister tql]
[Long-term night tour isrio! ! 】
Qi Ming didn't quite understand what cp meant, so he smiled without denying it, and changed the subject: "Now, let's come and see what's going on in Changye!"
He had already closed the game, and opened the live broadcast app to enter Shen Chengyi's personal live broadcast room.This is not a cooperative channel live broadcast room, so only Shen Chengyi's perspective.
Sure enough, Shen Chengyi was still stuck on the board splash in the fourteenth level-there was a fixed board in the center of this level, and a large square below it that could not be stepped on, and the small board would splash around, and the villain would be easily taken away if he stepped on the board. walk.There are spikes all around, and one who is not careful can easily be sent to the spikes and die.
The total flow of this game is only [-] levels, the time spent on the [-]th level is negligible, and the boss battle of the [-]th level will take a little time.
It seems that Shen Chengyi is about to pass the level.
Qi Ming felt relieved, and was about to pretend to be an ordinary fan to give Shen Chengyi gifts, when he saw that in Shen Chengyi's live broadcast room where no spy announced that he was coming to visit, the screen was full of bullet screens that were basically reminders of rewards. *
[Long Ye GG, don't be sad, although you lost the game, you have more gifts and more face than the Qiyou next door!Free landmine shrimp balls × 20]
[It’s okay, it’s okay, we are gloriously defeated!Let’s have a deep-water lobster thunder]
[The new anchor next door won't have as much money as Changye GG, so don't be sad!Free rocket launcher lobster × 10]
[The new anchor doesn't know how to be humble?Who are you showing it to?It's fucking funny]
[Don't start a fight in the front, just donate with peace of mind.Free deep-fried lobster × 5]
[Changye designated her husband to "play iwanna with Qiyou" in the room and has fed Changye Manman a magic lobster, click to go to his room to draw a lottery~]
Shen Chengyi was concentrating on playing the game, and didn't notice that Qi Ming was being cueed repeatedly in the barrage.The housing management didn't think it involved pulling and stepping, and didn't interfere too much.So it created such an overwhelming scene.
The flickering light of the display screen was reflected in Qi Ming's eyes, he pursed his lips, and silently withdrew his gift-giving hand.
[Fuck next door? ? ? 】
[Qiyou, don't be sad, I brought my boss here too! ! !Free mine shrimp ball × 10]
[QAQ just chopped up his hands and emptied his wallet, touched the pomelo... The anchor has worked hard on the live broadcast, let's refresh himself with a landmine shrimp ball~]
[My living expenses are 1500, and I will send them next month, and I will give you 1200!hold on! 】
"No, it's okay! You don't need to spend money, just do what you can!" Qi Ming pulled the corners of his mouth and gave a somewhat ugly smile.
He knew that Shen Chengyi couldn't be blamed for this, after all, he was a newcomer, and he really didn't have much background...
He looked at the sparse rewards in the barrage assistant, and emphasized again: "You don't need to spend money, and you don't need to pay for living and living expenses. Save it and buy something good for yourself. Don't give it to me. It's not worthwhile."
No matter how sad it is, it is absolutely impossible to ask fans for most of their living expenses.He doesn't want fans to suffer because of what you love and what I want. He himself... feels uncomfortable, it's not a big deal.
next moment.
[DoubleS has fed Qiyou7U a spaceship lobster in the room "iwannabethemengnan", click to go to his room to draw a lottery ~]
[DoubleS has fed Qiyou7U a spaceship lobster in the room "iwannabethemengnan", click to go to his room to draw a lottery ~]
[DoubleS has fed Qiyou7U a spaceship lobster in the room "iwannabethemengnan", click to go to his room to draw a lottery ~]
A series of three spaceship lobsters were rewarded according to the timing. Qi Ming's live broadcast room was rained with red envelopes for a few minutes.
After a few minutes of being swiped by the overwhelming "Thank you local tyrant, thank you for the red envelope", the person concerned looked at the screen and finally typed a sentence slowly.
【DoubleS: Focus on quality not weight. 】
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