Don't take off my vest [live]

DS's words are like targeting the barrage in the barrage, but the other party...will read the barrage?

Then again, can Doudizhu open and hang?

Qi Ming scratched his hair in confusion, thought for a moment, and then honestly said: "... I don't know."

"Then treat it as if it can't be dealt with." Su Junyou said, the game was running on his computer, and the live broadcast room of the little anchor was on his mobile phone.Subconsciously tapping the table with his slender fingers, he lowered his eyes and looked at the bullet screens one by one seriously.

[Hehe, don’t dare to play CSGO, I’m sorry]

[Hahahahaha, the landlord hahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to death, this is all possible]

[The anchor didn't hang up, chasing others and scolding, are you mad dogs? 】

[Feng, you continue to seal, I have a lot of trumpets, if I don't get away for a day, I can't live with peace of mind]

[Friends who specially called out to hang out, do you dare to say that the anchor is clean? 】

So this is suspicion that Jock and Xiu Kai are having an affair?Just these two people, can they still hang up?

The obsidian-like pupils flashed a bit of interest, and Su Junyou found it quite funny, so he took screenshots of all the bullet screens and sent them to the two of them.

Neither of them replied, Su Junyou continued to scroll through the barrage.At the beginning, he just thought it was funny, but later on, anxiety surged into his mind from his hands and feet, and his brows that were originally stretched became tighter and tighter.

Now is indeed not a good time to respond. The little anchor has no real evidence in his hands, and it is easy to get hurt even more if he jumps rashly.What he is ignoring now is right, but the live broadcast room is too smoky, making people angry in vain.

"DS?" Qi Ming's cautious call drew Su Junyou's attention back to the game.Su Junyou subconsciously said sorry first, then pursed his lips in annoyance, and clicked Ready.

The two quickly matched their opponents.

Su Junyou's cards are good. There is a king, six 2s, four Js, three Ks and Qs, and the rest are scattered cards.Regardless of whether it is the first move or the second move, the chances of winning are very high.

He heaved a sigh of relief and went to look at Qi Ming's card.

In the 2v2 mode, there are a total of 84 cards, which are composed of two decks except 3 to 5, and are evenly distributed to four people in two teams.Landlords and peasants are no longer distinguished, but first and second.As the name suggests, the first hand is the party that plays the card first, and the second hand plays later, but you can choose to discard a card.The two people in the team can see each other's cards, and even the speeches are divided into team channels and all-member channels.If either party runs out of cards, it is judged to be the winner.

Qi Ming only has two bombs in his hand, four aces and four nines, leaving two pairs, and three 4s, 4s, and 9s.After the cards were dealt out, the reminder card in the center flickered, revealing the words on the back, reminding Qi Ming that this team should go first.Because Qi Ming is the captain, his playing order is before Su Junyou.

After discarding the cards in the back hand, Qi Ming dismantled the pair without even thinking about it, and a plane came out. Su Junyou decisively chose "I can't afford it", and the two back hands hesitated for a while, and finally made a small bomb.

Four 4s lightly blasted Qi Ming.

It was too light, almost painless, Qi Ming didn't have to think, and immediately chose four 4s to fight back, and now everyone chose "I can't afford it".

He played the last single card and clicked on the shortcut in the team channel.

(Team) 7UU76: [Blow him up! 】

With only one big bomb left, Qi Ming felt relaxed and happy. There are people on the left and right who want to win. Why not ask the boss to double up with a few more bombs, so as to win more Happy Beans.

It's not his business for the time being, he habitually looks at the barrage in the lower right corner.

[?What kind of peerless card is this]

[Reported, the anchor Doudizhu is all on the hook! ! ! 】

[I'm crying, this card is so good, I guess I can't afford it all]

[Garbage, garbage, trash, comparison, comparison, comparison, comparison, get out of crayfish TV]

His blue eyes reflected the hurtful words in the barrage, but he himself had no expression on his face and just watched blankly.

Su Junyou hesitated for a moment, and chose the big one first, and when the second player chose the king to press the card, he played the smaller bomb.He didn't know that Qi Ming was watching the barrage, so he explained: "Let me lie to their bomb first, don't rush to release it."

"Ah, good." Hearing the voice of DS, Qi Ming came back to his senses, and turned to watch Su Junyou's ferocious operation seriously.

Seeing that there were not many cards left, Su Junyou used his last big bomb to suppress them.After that, he also sent a shortcut.

(Team) DS: [Blow him up! 】

Su Junyou played a 2, and was immediately deceived by a bomb with 4 7s.When it was Qi Ming's turn, he played all four cards in his hand.

After this round, Qi Ming and the two made a lot of money, while the two opposites were all bankrupt.

Qi Ming said convincingly, "Boss is an expert, thank you boss for taking me."

"Not counting, it's just basic operations." Su Junyou put his finger on his lips and smiled, "Do you still want to win?"

"Of course!" Qi Ming nodded his head.

In the next three rounds, Su Junyou led Qi Ming and won without any risk, and even defeated the two opponents to bankruptcy.Later, when Qi Ming saw that there were only one or two thousand people in Happy Beans, he subconsciously blurted out: "Damn, they are two poor ghosts, let's fight quickly."

"It's okay, breaking up a pair is a pair." Su Junyou kept calculating in his head, and said calmly.

[The devil is coming, run away]

[? ? ?Let's hang up, why does this anchor have to call friends who play with it? 】

[Stop in front, you want to hang up even if you are fighting against a landlord? lllllb himself? 】

[Be careful that the two of you are separated! 】

Qi Ming happened to see this barrage, and said frankly: "No, winning or losing is capped at 13 beans, and I have [-]. Don't be afraid."

【? 】

【Is this the rich man's world】

Hearing what Qi Ming said, Su Junyou smiled softly again.He adjusted the position of the microphone and sat up straight, "It's not as good as we have a tacit understanding, so we will be dismantled."

The subtext is that the tacit understanding between the two of them can beat most combinations.

With that said, the two matched into a new round.

Qi Ming's luck wasn't too good this time, there wasn't a single bomb, it was all consecutive straights, pairs and the like.He went to look at his teammates again, but DS only had one bomb in his hand, and there were still four 4s, so he didn't dare to make a move easily.

The result of the flop was announced, and the two were behind.

"My card is, just one word: I can't afford it." Qi Ming said with self-deprecation.

Su Junyou comforted: "It's okay, you won't go bankrupt if you lose."

...It also makes sense, which means that the tacit understanding between me and the boss has not fallen to the bottom.

Thinking of this, Qi Ming felt relieved.

Qi Ming is naturally unaffordable to be the first one to make a ruthless move and fly a QKA plane.When it was Su Junyou's turn, he pondered for a long time, hesitating whether he should release the bomb now.

The other side was waiting a little anxiously, and while sending "Hurry up, the flowers I waited for are all withered", while pouring cold water on Su Junyou.

Before Su Junyou had any reaction, Qi Ming clicked on the other party's homepage and poured cold water on that person.The man refused to let it go, and even called his teammates, and the two threw rotten tomatoes at Su Junyou one after the other.

?

Qi Ming was in a hurry, pouring cold water and throwing rotten tomatoes on the first movers.The person on the opposite side threw rotten tomatoes, so he poured cold water on the previous family.If the first strikers hit back, he threw harder.

Su Junyou hesitated to the end, but still didn't come out.So he took another pair first.

When it was Qi Ming's turn, he was busy throwing rotten tomatoes to his family, he only took a quick look, then clicked the reminder, and directly sent out a pair of "crushed to death".

The person opposite immediately sent Qi Ming the emoji of pinching a chicken's neck.

Qi Ming's eyes lit up, only then did he realize that there was still this expression.So the melee turned into choking chicken necks, throwing rotten tomatoes, and pouring cold water.The three fought each other in full swing, occasionally hurting Su Junyou, but he silently did not fight back.

Qi Ming turned his head to look at his cards when the opponents showed up.The original 1010JJQQKKAA was dismantled into JJQQKK by him and played out. Now he holds two scattered pairs and is a little at a loss.

[I'm dizzy, hit 10. JQ, what's the matter with the anchor, did you throw a tomato on it?]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

【A pair! ! ! 】

Qi Ming hesitated for a moment, and punched out the Shun Zi in his hand first.

The other person sarcastically sent a sentence, "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, let's play games at ease", and then hit Qi Ming hard twice with a frying pan.

Frying Pan is not the same as Rotten Tomatoes. It is not a free action, but you have to pay for it. The special effects are not on the same level as Rotten Tomatoes.

Qi Ming was reluctant to spend his money on arguing with boring people, so he continued to angrily repeat the actions of pinching the chicken's neck, throwing rotten tomatoes, and pouring cold water.Seeing that Qi Ming refused to spend money on the other side, he was even happier throwing the pan.

Su Junyou, who had never moved, suddenly spent 9 diamonds and gave Qi Ming a bouquet of roses.Throw a frying pan across and he will send a bouquet of roses.

Bright red flowers bloomed next to Qi Ming's head, and he suddenly felt as if he had transformed into an elegant lady, and he no longer had the nerve to throw rotten tomatoes.

Qi Ming withdrew his hand in embarrassment, but Su Junyou started.Not only did he send flowers to Qi Ming, but he also threw rotten eggs and broken slippers to Qi Ming—props that cost money.

While Su Junyou was fighting wildly with his opponent, he didn't stop thinking about card counting. He said in a deep voice, "You can fight the landlord at ease. I will fight them for you."

As if thinking of something interesting, he smiled faintly, curled his lips and said, "You don't need to do this kind of thing."

[Fuck, the boss's boyfriend is too strong]

[Crazy, it's either cheating or fighting, what kind of broken anchor]

[Diudiudiu, it's so cool, what is the reincarnation of the opposite side]

[Garbage trash bin landlords can’t do this]

"...Then what do I need to do?" Qi Ming asked subconsciously.

Su Junyou's hand that threw the rotten egg paused. He looked at 7U in the little anchor's ID, his eyes softened suddenly, with a gentleness like water, "You don't have to do anything, just have fun."

You don't need to pay attention to those out-of-the-box malicious slanders, those malicious bait and traps, and those overwhelming sarcasm and doubts, and you don't need to do anything.

Because I will protect you from bullets.

If you ask why...

Probably because, as a writer Qiyou, he wants to treat his little fans better.

Su Junyou thought uncertainly.