Don't take off my vest [live]

What kind of person is Mr. Neighbor?

To show that the other party is kind but not overly friendly, cold but touchable, rich and knowledgeable—these are Qi Ming's main impressions of Su Junyou.

Qi Ming racked his brains to choose his words, and in the end he only typed out this sentence.

"Then I'll... come in." I bent down and carefully opened the door curtain to enter the shop.

The store is full of miscellaneous things, almost all of which are handmade products, but the chaotic furnishings under the warm yellow light show the warmth of home.Except for the counter, other places are all occupied by strange things, and there is no room to settle down.

I stood there helplessly.

"Wait." Su Qiyou dived into the groceries, and after a while dragged out a long bean bag chair, kicked other things away casually to make a small space, and then put the bean bag chair Over there.

Su Qiyou lifted his chin and said, "Do it."

[?Do? 】

[Are you sure it's not a typo? 】

【This name is well known to Sima Zhaozhi】

Qi Ming continued to knock: "So I sat down."

He entered the pinyin in one breath, and directly clicked on Lenovo's first one, without noticing the font at all.It was only when I saw the barrage that I realized something was wrong. Which one should it be, doing or sitting?

[Sit down, no matter how you look at the anchor writing a novel, there are still typos]

【Hahahahahahahahahahaha, is this me who wrote the composition】

【? ? ? 】

[No, no, the previous one, this is very reasonable!The male second said to do (ai), so the male protagonist sat down!This is a good pose, sisters]

[? ghs reported it]

Qi Ming really couldn't tell the difference between doing and sitting, so he finally adopted the opinions of the majority of people in the barrage and changed "doing" to "sit". He happened to see the last barrage and said, "It's okay to do good things." , everyone, don’t report it.”

[OK, official stamp ghs]

【I'm dizzy, let's do good things together】

Everyone was discussing intensely in the barrage, and black square characters were constantly being added to the word document.

The boss invited "I" to the store, and then "I" pointed out a thing shyly and uncomfortably, and said that he would buy it.The boss didn't even look at what "I" wanted, just opened his mouth and said he wanted 500 million, but "I" agreed without hesitation.At this moment, the boss's expression froze, and then he raised his head very imposingly.

Qi Ming conceived countless sentences in his mind, but no matter what, he couldn't express the boss's freezing moment.After thinking about it, he opened the browser and entered a string of URLs.

——.

Wandu is the most popular search software nowadays. It is said that no matter what question you enter, you can find the answer smoothly.

Qi Ming looked at the search box, pursed his lips, and typed word by word:

An idiom to describe a person with a strong momentum.

[Double S:...]

【………】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

Ignoring the silence in the barrage, Qi Ming picked the one he was most satisfied with from the idioms such as "swallowing mountains and rivers with anger", "overbearing", "whale and ao throw".

Su Qiyou suddenly raised his head, his eyes were cold, and he said with an imposing manner, "I won't sell it anymore."

"Why, why?" I grabbed the hem of my clothes helplessly and looked at him in confusion.

But Su Qiyou just drooped his eyelids, waved his hands at me, and said impatiently, "Go and see for yourself."

After writing this in one breath, Qi Ming is extremely satisfied with his results.Looking at the number of words in the lower right corner, 780 two, I am more satisfied.

"...Excuse me, interrupt me." A slightly hoarse voice sounded, and the ending trembled like a cello.

With such a voice, and the right to speak freely... only DoubleS.

Seeing that Qi Ming was silent, Su Junyou continued: "Qiyou, did you write this... to, uh, attract Qiyou's attention?"

His Mandarin is very standard, and the tones of Qiyou and Qiyou are very different, so he can't be mistaken for the same person at all.

It's for the master's inspection, and to complete the contract by the way... But this purpose can't be denied.

Qi Ming obediently admitted: "Yes."

Su Junyou confirmed again: "... In order to attract his attention, are you even willing to wear women's clothing?"

Qi Ming didn't understand why DS would repeat what he clearly confirmed on QQ, but he answered honestly: "Yes."

"...In this case," Su Junyou sighed, "You don't need to dress up as a woman, and you don't need to deliberately use him as the male second, it might be counterproductive."

"Why?" Qi Ming didn't know why, "I want to try all, all possible methods. Or, he doesn't, doesn't like this?"

"It's true to say that." Su Junyou didn't directly respond to this question, but tried his best to speak objectively and calmly, "Have you ever thought that reading a story with your own name would be extremely... uncomfortable?"

Qi Ming fell into deep thought.

It makes sense to say that...

"He has always been very low-key, and he wouldn't like overly ostentatious ways of showing love." Su Junyou added, seeing that the little anchor seemed to be shaken, he hurriedly pursued the victory, "It's better to focus on how to write a wonderful plot."

[The boss said it makes sense, srds, I still want to see the host's women's clothing]

[The boss has a nice voice, the boss is right in everything he says! 】

【...No, shouldn’t the core point be why the anchor is writing novels instead of playing games? I’m the only one who doubts life? 】

【It seems that you are only one person】

After pondering for a few minutes, Qi Ming gave his own answer: "You are right!"

Su Junyou breathed a sigh of relief.

He didn't have the bad taste of watching other people's women's clothing, and he didn't want the little anchor to wear women's clothing under so many invisible eyes, and he looked at his pen name...it always felt weird.Speaking of writing the plot, he can say a lot.If you can't teach it as a master, it may be easier to say it as an audience.

He turned to other places to induce: "The previous plots are very good. Now the boss rejects 'me' and asks 'me' to go outside. Should I go or not? What will happen if I go, no What will happen if we go?"

Regarding the plot, Qi Ming has his own ideas, "If you don't go, you will be chased by the boss, if you go, you will find the reason."

Su Junyou's eyes lit up, "What's the reason? The codes don't match, or did other major events happen at the same time? Or is it just that the boss just wants to make things difficult for 'me'?"

"None." Qi Ming replied honestly, "It's because this store is called 'No bargain, no sale'."

"Is this so? It's very good and creative—huh?" Su Junyou stopped in the middle of his words.

The studio fell silent.