Cat Wife [Rebirth]

The weather is gradually getting hotter, and sleeping in the cat's nest is also a bit stuffy. It is comfortable to put your belly against the cool floor.

Not long after Han Qing went out, Han Yan came back. He didn't say anything when he came back, and walked out with two cats in his arms.

Lin Zhi is fine, the big cat is reluctant in every possible way, it's useless, being locked in a cage by Han Yan, he can't run away even if he wants to.

Han Yan seemed to be in a good mood, holding the mobile phone in his hand, and smiled when he looked at it, Lin Zhi already had some bad premonitions in his heart when he saw Han Yan like this.

Han Yan led them and arrived at the destination soon. Lin Zhi noticed the familiar surroundings when he got out of the car. He stared at Han Yan from the cage, and his heart was full of grass and mud.

What did you want to do by running to his house without saying a word?Want to hook up with his sister?Then why did you bring him and the cat over here as light bulbs?There is no reason.

Lin Zhi's mind was in a mess, but the big cat didn't notice anything, lying in the cage, squinting his eyes and fell asleep.

Han Yan quickly led them to knock on the door of Lin Zhi's house, maybe he had made an agreement with Lin Shu earlier, so when Lin Shu opened the door and saw Han Yan, she was not surprised at all.

Han Yan entered Lin Zhi's house, immediately released the cat from the cage, and said to Lin Shu with a smile, "It will be more lively with three cats."

Lin Shu nodded, and Lin Zhi squatted nervously at their feet, looking at their faces, trying to find some clues, but today his sister's behavior was much more normal, her eyes were clear, she was not nympho and dared to go straight. I looked at Han Yan, but I haven't seen any problems yet.

Lin Zhi silently turned around, looked around, and soon saw her big fat cat, which was sleeping on the sofa at this time, in an especially enchanting sleeping position, with its soft belly exposed to the air, and its body bent , the head can touch the hind legs, and the two pink meat pads are also exposed, which is very cute.

Whoops oranges!Lin Zhi glanced at Han Yan, and Han Yan also happened to look down at him, and the cat and the cat stared at each other for a while, Lin Zhi quickly looked away, and instead of looking at him, walked towards the place where the orange was.

The big cat followed closely, gossiping: "They have a problem......"

"What's the matter, I'm not allowed to have any cases!" Lin Zhi said sullenly, seeing the oranges, her mood soon improved, nothing is as important as picking up oranges!

Lin Zhi jumped onto the sofa, and gently stroked the soft and fleshy belly of the orange with his paws. Even through a layer of long hair, he could feel the low softness, and the feeling was superb!

Even when the big cat is obese, it is not as comfortable as the orange. The fat of the big cat is elastic and tough. Although it is also soft, it feels far less good than the orange.Lin Zhi's stroking quickly woke up Tangerine. Before it opened its eyes, it muttered some obscenities, swearing, and looked extremely unhappy. When it opened its eyes, it didn't realize that it was Lin Zhi. Seeing the domineering face of the big cat, it wrinkled its face, and slapped its two paws on it with great strength, and immediately slapped the big cat, whose four claws were not firmly grasping the edge of the sofa, off the sofa .

"Meow!!!!" The big cat screamed, very angry, it jumped onto the sofa, clawed for claws, and also greeted Orange's face as big as a basin, and the two cats rolled on the sofa As a group, the fight was out of control.

Lin Zhi looked at the two cats that were mingled together, with their paws stepping on each other's faces, and rushed to separate them, but was kicked on the nose, causing him to scream in pain.

This call quickly attracted the two people who were chatting. Han Yan walked over, saw Lin Zhi covering her face with her paws, turned her head and glanced at her, rolled from the sofa to the ground and was thrown apart immediately. The two big cats who hugged each other again laughed, "Why do they fight as soon as they meet?"

He watched, but did not hug them both away. Lin Shu came over and forcibly separated the two big cats who were torn apart, "Juzi, you are fighting again!"

"Meow." Orange called out coldly, staring at the big cat, "You're paralyzed!"

"..." The big cat said disdainfully: "If you can't beat it, you can just scold it, right? A worthless cat."

Tangerine glanced at the pieces of orange hair that had been ripped off by the big cat on the ground, and said coldly: "If you talk again, be careful that I will kill you."

"You're the talker, if you have the ability, come and tender me~ Come and see who is the talker!" The big cat provocatively provocatively.

"What are you guys doing? It's not enough after the fight, you still have to scold each other, right?" Lin Shu obviously couldn't understand what they were saying, but hearing the response and the way it was going to be endless, she could guess what they said What's the matter, it's nothing more than provocative and scolding. She let go of the two big cats. Both cats are too heavy. She can't hold it for long. This kind of feeling makes the flesh slip away from the fingertips because of the weight It's very bad, "Stop fighting, or you won't have dinner."

Her expression was serious, and she didn't look like she was joking at all. Orange snorted softly, "Threatened me again, and I'll just eat your way."

Han Yan and Lin Shu quickly turned around and didn't know why they went there. Lin Zhi didn't catch up to see what happened, so she nestled on the sofa with Juzi, and decided to have a good chat with Juzi.

The big cat adapted well to the unfamiliar environment, and quickly wandered around without any discomfort, and quickly wandered around curiously.

Without the harassment from the big cat, Lin Zhi's ears became much quieter. He leaned in front of Juzi and asked in a low voice: "Recently, has your aunt behaved differently from before? For example, suddenly laughing while looking at the phone? "

Tangerine was lying on the sofa with a paralyzed appearance. It can be said that the super obese body spread a thick layer of cat cake on the sofa. Buried by the soft meat and long hair, hearing Lin Zhi's question, he was also lazy and didn't move at all. He smacked his mouth and said quickly: "I didn't cook the fish for me. This is a daily addition." Meal, she didn't give it today."

"..." Lin Zhi raised his forehead, "Don't always think about eating, if I come back, I will give you extra meals every day, and add another portion to the original amount!"

"You mean what you say! Don't lie to me!" The orange cat sat up straight at once, looking at Lin Zhi with clear eyes, with a serious face.

"I mean what I say, when did I lie to you, so does your aunt behave abnormally?" Lin Zhi asked persistently.

"Yes, great joy and great sorrow, great ups and downs? Suddenly jumping up and down with joy, then suddenly lost and unhappy for a while, and finally smiling again..."

Lin Zhi imagined that scene and was at a loss.

"By the way, I want to have a good talk with you." Orange's expression became serious, "while you can still understand me."

Lin Zhi came back to her senses, looked at it, "What do you want to tell me?"

Orange said: "I'm afraid that saying these words will hurt you, but now, I have to have a serious talk with you."

Seeing that it was so solemn, Lin Zhi couldn't help but get serious, "Say it."

"I don't like to eat Biji brand, I like to eat Yourou brand cat food, I don't like to eat Biji, I want to vomit, can you buy me Yourou brand in the future, promise me, and ask my aunt not to teach me again Go to the bathroom to go to the toilet, the hair will be dirty, snacks such as dried fish once a day is not enough, at least three times a day, I like to sleep in bed, but you always kick me out of bed, promise me, control it in the future, pay attention You still have me on your bed, don’t roll around in bed and go crazy, don’t use me as a baby warmer to warm your ice cube feet in winter, I have hair but I’m also afraid of cold, don’t grab me and hold me high, I’m afraid of heights… ………” In the end, Juzi concluded: “There is indeed a language barrier between me and you, but I will never hide these emotions. You can see them, but you don’t. You are addicted to games. I have been neglecting me for a long time. I cut my hair ball last month. I was absent-minded and cut my nipples and head. If I hadn’t called out, you might have continued to cut it as a hair ball, right? I am you My cat is not my aunt’s cat, but my aunt feeds me, bathes me, and grooms me many times. You pay less attention to me than before. Do you not like me anymore? I have wanted to ask a sentence for a long time, but there is no way, I can't talk to you, I can't even talk to you, now I can talk to you, so in the end, I still want to ask you, are you bored? Me? Don't like me anymore?"

Lin Zhi lowered her head and said guiltily: "No, I like oranges very much. I won't do what you said again in the future. If I can come back, I will never ignore you like before. Trust me once."

Orange has no expression on his face, "Since you like me, don't skimp on my snacks, and don't teach me things that don't make sense at all. Most importantly, get rid of your bad habits and treat me better , I am the only cat in the house, and I have so many canned snacks and no other cats to eat, why do you still withhold them from me?"

"...Because you are already fat enough."

"Can't you eat if you're fat?" Orange's voice was a very mature male voice, and when he spoke coldly, there was an indescribably intimidating force.

At least Lin Zhi was shocked by its aura, paused for a long time, and then said: "You can eat, but no matter how fat you are, I can't hold you, and you like to press the keyboard, I have been crushed by you How many keyboards? If you get fatter, my controller, the newly bought keyboard, and my notebook will all be ruined by you..."

"Promise me, feed me well. After all, a cat can only live for more than ten years, and I am five years old. I can live for a few years. If I can't eat what I want, I can eat as much as I want. If so, what's the point of such a cat life?"

"...Actually, your focus is still on food, right? Are all the things you said before just foreshadowing this?" Lin Zhi complained.

"........." Tangerine's expression was indescribable for a moment, as if he was speechless or something else, "Speaking from the bottom of my heart, those are sincere words, I hope you can pay attention to my feelings in the future, I can't speak, but I can tell you in other ways, look at me more in the future, pay more attention to me, and finally, feed me well, those things really don’t have other cats to share with me, you just give it to me quickly!!!! !” The last sentence, Orange almost said in a growling tone.

"Good ancestor, no problem ancestor, I can eat as much as you want, three times a day, three times a day." Lin Zhi quickly compromised.

"By the way, are your breasts and head better?" Lin Zhi thought of a question and asked.

"After applying the ointment, it still hurts. Pay attention, and be more serious in the future. Don't cut off my breasts and head. It hurts."

"Understood." Lin Zhi said, gently stroking Tangerine's head, "Juzi, Dad will love you more in the future, it feels so amazing to be able to talk to you."

"Me too." Juzi whispered, and the two cats met their eyes and laughed.

The author has something to say: Burnout period, I’m playing every day...Recently, I’m replenishing the super beast armament. I recommend it. This is a philosophical cartoon, childhood classic QAQ and the legend of the Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit Seven Heroes. It’s really good (≧▽≦) Hei Xiaohu is so handsome_(:з」∠)_Hong Mao is also handsome

Ps. Modified it a bit!