A ventriloquist is reborn in the 21st century

There are ventriloquists in Beijing,

Meeting guests at a banquet,

In the northeast corner of the hall,

Create an eight-foot barrier,

The ventriloquist sits on the screen

One person, one table, one chair, one door, one foot

……

Under the vast sky, there was no cloud for thousands of miles, but a bolt of lightning pierced the sky.

There is a bridge in the distance, about several hundred meters long.

When Qin Yufeng opened his eyes, what he saw was a dusty side - the bottom of the bridge.

With the recovery of consciousness, people's voices, whistling wind, rustling and rubbing sounds came from my ears, one after another, it was very lively.

Qin Yufeng was stunned for a while, then slowly sat up while supporting the ground, and crawled out from the shadow of the bridge hole.

Looking around, it didn’t matter if he didn’t look at it, but when he saw it, he was dumbfounded for a moment—a wide and flat road nearby, the color of the road was green and black, which he had never seen before. It's amazing that there are still people in the stomach of the monster. They wear strange and revealing clothes, and some of them have two transparent things on their faces. In the stomach of the monster, there is no trace of fear.

People coming and going on the road held colorful things in their hands. Qin Yufeng recognized the thing, it should be an umbrella, but this umbrella is colorful, much better than the ones he has seen before, Qin Yufeng scratched his head, His hair, which was already unkempt, was completely scratched into a chicken coop. The sky is bright and bright, what are these people doing with umbrellas?

Gathering his mind, he raised his head and staggered suddenly. The huge monster piercing into the sky in the distance, could it be a house! !

God, where is this?

After a long time, Qin Yufeng got up from the ground, and suddenly thought of something in his buzzing mind, and hurriedly lowered his head to check his body.

After looking through it for a while, I found that except for the coarse cloth long gown worn on the stage, which was scorched and ragged by the fire, and the smoke-blackened skin exposed through the holes in the clothes, I was unscathed!

Thinking of the overwhelming fire in the teahouse, Qin Yufeng felt unbelievable. The fear and despair at the moment of being engulfed by the fire have not dissipated, but now, he is still...alive!

While sighing, the joy of survival temporarily diluted the panic of being in an unfamiliar environment. Qin Yu sealed his mind and walked out from under the overpass.

He stayed away from those giant iron monsters on the road, and walked carefully on the sidewalk. There were people coming and going around him all the time. When they saw him, they avoided him in disgust, but they couldn't help but stick their curious eyes on him.

Qin Yufeng walked on the road unaware, not because he was in a good state of mind, but at the moment the sound of "cuckoo" kept coming from his stomach, he was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, so he didn't care about that much.

The sun was shining in the sky, and he wiped off the bean-like sweat on his forehead, and he continued to move forward.

Suddenly he smelled a strong smell of food, and the gluttons in his belly became even more commotion. Qin Yufeng was like a hungry ghost who was fascinated by the soul, his eyes were bright, his mind was blank, and he just kept following the smell of food. and go.

Turning a street corner, I suddenly saw... crowded, people coming and going, shoulder to shoulder—as expected by Master Qin, this is a street of gourmet food, and in the narrow alley, pedestrians come and go with barbecued food in their hands. Skewers, stinky tofu, meat sausage, candied haws and chicken legs...fried, deep-fried, steamed, boiled, cooked, everything is complete, and the color is golden or bright red, which makes Mouqin swallow his mouth hard.

"Ah——" Qin Yufeng was staring at the chicken leg in the little boy's hand and couldn't turn his eyes away. Suddenly, he felt his figure sway, and when he looked up, he realized that he had bumped into a girl.

The girl yelled, and looked at Qin Yufeng in shock, speechless for a while.

Qin Yufeng looked at the woman who had fallen on the ground, and hurriedly wanted to help her up, but her hand suddenly froze in mid-air—the woman in front of her had long hair hanging loose, and her upper body was wearing a "belly bag" (suspender shirt) that exposed her shoulders and arms. , wearing a "rag" (miniskirt) that was as short as the thigh... Qin Yufeng looked away in a panic, cupped his hands with red ears, and said almost incoherently: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"Xiaoyun, are you okay?" A young man stepped forward to help the girl up, then turned his head to look at Qin Yufeng, who was standing at a loss, and cursed sharply, "Don't you have eyes? You beggar!" His eyes The tenderness and worry that Zhongcai had when he was facing the girl, turned into disgust and anger like wind and lightning.

Qin Yufeng glanced aside unintentionally, and seeing the young man's hand wrapped around the woman's waist, he couldn't help but said: "Brother, men and women don't know each other. Doesn't this behavior of your brother ruin the reputation of your lady?"

The man was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to realize the meaning of Qin Yufeng's words, and spat: "I'm bah - I hug my girlfriend, it's none of your business." As he spoke, the hand on the girl's waist tightened again A bit like a demonstration.

What kind of friend is a girlfriend?

Qin Yufeng looked at the girl leaning on the man's arms, but he didn't even have the slightest intention of resisting. He couldn't help but shook his head, sighed, and then turned to comfort the girl: "A woman should respect herself in order to be respected by others. Under the circumstances, it is really inappropriate for a girl to wear revealing clothes, so this is not indecent!" The tone was full of earnestness, which was comparable to that of Tang Monk who was dedicated to saving all sentient beings on the West Paradise Road.

"You—" the girl blushed when she heard this, and let out a desperate scream.The corner of the mouth of the boy next to him twitched, Dang even blackened his entire face, and scolded sharply, "You are so crazy!" He stretched out his hands and rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards Qin Yufeng.

Qin Yufeng had wandered around the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and possessed martial arts skills. He just subconsciously evaded, and dodged the young man's full push.

Because of the strength, the young man rushed straight forward, staggered a few steps and fell to the ground, bursting with laughter from the crowd.

The young man fell to the ground and was immediately enraged. He stood up and pointed at him and cursed: "You crazy man, roll as far as you can, or I'll call the police."

Before he could wait for Qin Yufeng to leave, he pulled up his girlfriend first, gave Qin Yufeng a hard look, turned around and left, with a hasty appearance, as if he was afraid of being stained with something dirty.

Qin Yufeng rubbed his nose with a dazed face, what happened to the people here?Why is everyone so irritable, and the folk customs are so open?

After much deliberation, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply shook his head and stopped thinking about it. When he looked up, he saw a stall selling steamed buns in front of him. Qin Yufeng made three steps and made two calls to him: "Shopkeeper, come here. A few buns."

The uncle who sold the buns looked up at him, waved his hand and said, "Go away, go away, I don't have any money for you, please go elsewhere for food, don't delay my business."

Qin Yufeng stretched out his hand to touch his bosom, and after a while found a gray purse, took out two copper plates from it, stretched out his hand and said: "How can the shopkeeper judge a person by appearance? If you have money, give me four pieces of meat." Bag."

The boss looked at the black claws stretched out in front of him, and the two gray Brother Kong Fang on the claws, couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "You are crazy!"

Qin Yufeng remembered what the young man scolded him just now, and couldn't help asking: "What kind of disease is neuropathy? I don't feel any discomfort in my body, but my stomach is unbearably hungry." The howling Wu Zang Temple stretched out the hand holding the copper plate, "It's half a cent more to buy four buns for two copper plates, so you don't have to look for it."

"..." The boss was speechless for a while, staring at Qin Yufeng for a long time, then suddenly picked up a broom and raised it high at him: "You madman, get out of here, don't delay my business, get out, get out ..." As he spoke, he raised the broom and drew it towards Qin Yufeng without any explanation, spitting and cursing, "Broken beggar, you still want to eat meat, daydreaming is not as beautiful as you!"

Qin Yufeng was caught off guard for a moment, and his hand was hit hard by the wall.

"Ru..." Just as he was about to reason, the broom in the owner's hand was swept down like raindrops. Qin Yufeng dodged in a hurry, and was about to be chased half a street away by the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop. If it wasn't for the uncle who sold steamed stuffed buns to remember his own Stall, really know how to do this.

Rubbing his sore arm, he walked for a while. There was a noodle restaurant in front of him. Qin Yufeng stepped in and saw a middle-aged woman pulling noodles. He said, "Miss Boss, here is a bowl of beef noodles."

"Okay, a bowl of beef..." Before the words fell, the landlady's chubby face froze with a smile.

Looking at the disheveled and ragged man in front of her, the proprietress exclaimed, "Hey, you beggar, why did you come to the shop, get out, get out, and scare away all my customers later. What are you doing!"

Qin Yufeng learned to be smart this time. He quickly took out a piece of silver from his broken purse and said, "This is a tael of silver. Give me a bowl of beef noodles."

"What?" The boss was stunned for a moment, staring at the purse in Qin Yufeng's hand and the white one. Said, "Oh my god, it's really silver!"

The disgust on the female boss's face suddenly turned into a smile again, almost like a sunflower that has experienced many battles. She stretched out her hand and took Qin Yufeng's sleeve and walked to the compartment behind the noodle shop, saying, "Wait here Come on, I'll make beef noodles for you."

As he spoke, he stuffed the ingot of silver into the pocket of his trousers, and patted it with his hand. He twisted his fat body and was about to go out, but when he reached the door, he turned around and told him, "Just sit here, don't go out to scare me." Look at my guest!"

Qin Yufeng looked down at himself, is it really like this, is it scary?

After a while, the female boss came in with a bowl of beef noodles. There was a large bowl of red oil floating on it. The thick noodles were covered with chunks of beef, and the green onion floated on top of the soup. Qin Yufeng couldn't help his Adam's apple slipping up and down. slipped.

Holding the chopsticks, I took a bite and almost burned my chin. I waited for a while before taking the second bite. The weather was so hot that the beef noodles couldn't cool down for a while, so it was scalded again.

Qin Yu's eyes were filled with tears, this mouth was the life and wealth of his own money to eat, if it was scalded, he would die.

Sweeping his gaze to the kettle on the table, Qin Yufeng reached out and touched it, it was cold!

As soon as his eyes lit up, he picked up the kettle and poured it into the ramen. He didn't pick up the chopsticks until the big white porcelain bowl was filled with soup.

After taking a bite, it wasn't hot. Although the taste was a bit watered down, it was still delicious. Qin Yufeng sighed and ate it.

In the blink of an eye, a bowl of beef noodles was eaten, and he picked up the kettle and drank a cup of cold water, and couldn't help belching.

The female boss who was busy working on pancakes watched Qin Yufeng come out, frowned, and asked, "Didn't I tell you not to come out? Why did you come out again?"

Qin Yufeng, who was full of food and drink, was in a good mood. He bowed his hands and said, "The lady boss's noodles are very good. I have finished eating, so I will leave now."

"That's right, I've been making ramen for more than ten years, and no one who eats my ramen will not like it..." The proprietress suddenly raised her head in the middle of speaking, and stared at Qin Yufeng's mouth for a long time , "Eat, are you finished?"

"Well, I'll take my leave now."

"..." The proprietress was speechless for a while, in such a hot day, this idiot, no one will get burned!

"Wait!" Qin Yufeng nodded and was about to go out, but was stopped by the proprietress.

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