[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Because Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, he was pressed by the foreign aid Tathagata Buddha invited by the Heavenly Court under Wuzhi Mountain, leaving only one head and one hand outside the mountain.

Lonely, bored, and hungry.

So he thought of ways to get himself some food all day long, such as threatening the land owner to give him some fruit.

Otherwise, it's just playing with birds who want to beat the world with stones.

It's just that in Wuzhishan, birds don't shit and chickens don't lay eggs, and there are very few birds flying in the sky, and after being forced by him a few times, the land lord refuses to appear again.

Monkey life is as lonely as snow.

That day, he finally smashed down an eagle, thinking that the eagle was quite plump, and if he grilled it, it must be very delicious.

Although monkeys like to eat fruits, but they drink copper juice and eat iron pills every day, and now they are greedy when they see anything that can be eaten.

He hooked his fingers, and the hawk that was shot down flew towards him, and a white ball fell down with a "pop", and he realized that the hawk was also hunting before it was shot down by him.

A kitten who was born a few months ago was pecked on one of its legs, and when it just fell, it rolled all the way, its snow-white fur was stained with blood, but that's it, the kitten is not dead yet, "Meow Meow " whispered.

Probably calling the mother cat to save it.

Sun Wukong didn't want to attack the kitten, after all, the kitten was too small to fit between his teeth, and it seemed that he was too tasteless to attack the cub.

The "meow meow" of the kitten became weak after half a quarter of an hour, as if it would disappear at any time, and it would never make a sound again.

Sun Wukong thought of the children in Huaguo Mountain, those little monkeys who were just born, would yell at the mother monkeys when they stumbled, they were also soft and weak, but they were much more energetic than this one.

It's a pity that he can't go back to Huaguo Mountain now, and this little cat can never go back to its mother cat.

I thought about leaving it alone, but in the end, Monkey King still took care of it.

Maybe it's because he's so boring, raising a cat for fun is better than him being unable to do anything at the bottom of the mountain.

Since this cat is to be raised, the wounds on the cat must be healed first.

Sun Wukong doesn't know how to heal the wound, and now he has no conditions to heal the cat, so he can only take out the elixir he stole from the Taishang Laojun before.

He ate the elixir of Taishang Laojun as peanuts. He ate a bunch of it and hid it on his body. As a result, I can't eat now.

Because he was placed on his body, and his body was pressed by the mountain. He tried to support the mountain to escape, but he could only lift it up a crack before being suppressed again.

Tathagata old man's ability is superior to his, so he can only accept it.

Now, try to see if you can get it out, if you really can't get it out, you can only say that the cat is destined to die.

In the end, he really fed a peanut bean, oh no, it was an elixir to the kitten.

The small elixir is still too big for the kitten, and the kitten apparently died of choking instead of trauma.

But finally it worked, the kitty's wounds healed, and it was not in vain that he was so tired that he was drenched in cold sweat.

At the same time as the wound healed, the kitten also transformed.

Sure enough, the elixir of Taishang Laojun is different from the elixir refined by human Taoist priests.

Because it's a kitten, the one who transformed into a child was also a child. He didn't understand the changes in his body, and he was holding his little butt to see where his tail went.

After a while, the child finally stopped tangling her tail, because she found that her hair was gone.

The wet eyes were about to cry, and finally stared enviously at Monkey King's hair.

Monkey King:

"..."

Although he knew that he was the Monkey King, he was quite embarrassed to be stared at by a little female cat. After all, no matter how much she stared at him, he couldn't give her his hair.

Seeing that the little cat knows the beauty of the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain so well, Sun Wukong doesn't mind letting her, a kitten with half-furred hair, to accompany the king to relieve his boredom.

It's just—"Master, why are the clouds white?"

"Master, it's very troublesome to transport the peaches over there, please lend me your somersault cloud."

"Master, that stinky snake demon has no hair on its body, so it has the nerve to call me ugly."

"..."

Children are not easy to raise at all, really.

He named the little white cat Miaomiao, which means...

In fact, she always meows and picks up a mixed name at random.

At first I was timid, but after I got used to it, I regarded him as a female cat, meowing at him every day, asking this and that, but fortunately, I changed my shape at the beginning, so I can no longer eat kittens. Things, otherwise, [-]% would ask him for milk.

He is the majestic Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King, Monkey King, Monkey King, where can he get milk for this cat?

If she hadn't been somewhat filial, and often traveled over mountains and mountains to pick fruits for him, he would have thrown her out long ago, hum.

"Clouds are white, so you have to ask the fairies who weave clouds. When my old grandson goes out, let them weave pink clouds."

"Don't think about rubbing master's somersault cloud every day, will you be able to fly through the clouds?

Can human-to-cat be controlled by oneself?

Do you think you've grown up or what?

Master, I am not as good as you, did you understand the formula I taught you yesterday?

meeting?

Will that work?

Can't figure it out?

If you can’t understand it, try to understand it! "

"If you meet a monster that dares to curse at you, beat him to death, if you can't beat him to death, beat him half to death!

Why are you so stupid, my old grandson is so mad. "

Sun Wukong felt that if he hadn't been crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, Miao Miao, a stupid cat, would have been hung up and beaten by him immediately.

Of course, he shouldn't follow her and let her call himself a master when teaching her spells to protect himself. It's really embarrassing to Sun Wukong if this kind of stupid disciple speaks out.

I think when he was studying art back then, he had a very high understanding and could learn everything quickly.

Mingming Miaomiao grew nine tails when she finished eating the elixir, her talent is quite good, why is her comprehension so poor?

Could this be the reason for his own transformation and passive transformation?

Sun Wukong is a little guilty, but as a good master, he has the responsibility to urge the stupid disciples to learn skills, so that he will not be bullied by other monsters when he goes to the surrounding hills to pick fruits for him without the protection of the master.

Sun Wukong was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, and Miaomiao accompanied him for 500 years.

Sun Wukong felt that her patience had improved a lot, while Miaomiao had grown from a child to a young girl like cardamom. Her height was her biggest improvement. Apart from that, she had no other improvement, especially spells. aspect.

After these years of teaching, Sun Wukong has been a little bit overwhelmed. There are probably some monsters who are born with magic scum. Even if they become a nine-tailed cat demon after becoming a spirit, they will not be able to withstand her losing a tail for 100 years.

Next time, I will ask Taishang Laojun for some elixir.

Sun Wukong followed Tang Seng to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but it was inconvenient for Miao Miao to go with him. After all, he was a little female cat. Tang Seng kept saying "Amitabha" when he saw Miao Miao.

So he threw Miao Miao back to Huaguo Mountain and gave it to the old monkey in Huaguo Mountain to take care of him.

When he came back from studying scriptures in the West, Miao Miao had already perfectly integrated into the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. If it weren't for the monkey's butt and monkey cheeks, Monkey King would hardly have recognized her.

So, Miao Miao, did you go to roll in the mire?

Get yourself so dirty!

After rubbing a layer of mud on the dirty cat Miaomiao, Monkey King couldn't help but sigh with emotion. When he first raised Miaomiao, the kitten could not drink water by itself, and he taught it.

The kind of water held in round leaves, Sun Wukong dipped it with his movable hand, leaned his head down and stuck out his tongue to dip it.

But the little stupid cat was still distracted and resisted the water. After being tapped on the head by him, he imitated Monkey King's movements, dipped his paws in the water, and lowered his head to lick the water.

Now Miaomiao is not afraid of water at all. Who told Huaguoshan monkeys to live in Shuilian Cave with a big waterfall. If they are afraid of water, it is really not easy to live here.

Miao Miao, who is not afraid of water, was thrown into the water by the back of the neck to rub the mud by Master. She can also swim like a dog, and I don't know who she learned to swim from.

He must have neglected Miaomiao's education.

Sun Wukong, who had grown a lot, reflected on it, and then had a flash of inspiration.

"Master, I beat off the weasel on the hill next door...

Hey, Master Master's Master Master? "

Miaomiao carried a few sweet potatoes on her back, excitedly reporting the battle situation to Monkey King.

Her spells are not good, but she can play the monkey stick well. She can already single out weasel monsters, snake monsters, roe deer spirits, etc., if she wants Master to praise her, maybe she can beat Master The big black dog raised by the three-eyed monster in the big population.

Although most cats are afraid of dogs, Miaomiao is not just any cat!

Miao Miao, who was thinking like this, never expected that the next time she really saw the big black dog owned by the three-eyed monster, she would be so frightened that she couldn't even hold a stick, couldn't even hold a human figure, and turned into a pitiful and weak scum Wuzhan Maomao is waiting for Master to help her defeat the big black dog.

No, that's not a big black dog anymore, it's a big monster! ——Miao Miao, who has become a spirit and has seen many monsters, insists not to include the Xiaotian dog in the normal spirit monsters, and when her master scolds the three-eyed monster, she will scold the three-eyed monster together, and let their master and apprentice Emotions have thus been sublimated.

"Amitabha!"

Tang Seng's bald head was shiny, reflecting the light in Miao Miao's eyes, he corrected Miao Miao's words, "You should call me Shizu."

"Come on, sit in a sitting position."

"Put your chest up, hold your belly in, and look forward, these are the basic etiquette."

"Literate?

know a little?

It's okay, it doesn't matter if you don't know it, the poor monk will teach you, come on, first copy this "Maha Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" a hundred times, no more, no more, one time is only 260 words, and one hundred times is only [-] words. Twenty-six thousand characters, copy a scripture to calm your mind, and then the poor monk will explain the truth to you. "

"QAQ, where's Master?"

Outside the Water Curtain Cave, Zhu Bajie slobbered, "Brother Monkey, don't worry, I will definitely teach her to dress up like other girls, leave it to me."

"and many more."

Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie by the pig's ears and pulled him back. Looking at his squinting look, he deeply felt that he had found the wrong person, "Forget it, I'd better ask Xiao Bailong, his sister from all over the world. Many, should understand."

"Brother Monkey..."

"I don't want you, get out, stay away from my apprentice!"