[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Wu Qing saw that he was led crooked just as soon as he raised his head, and felt a little helpless.

He and Li Xun Huan looked at each other, Li Xun Huan also had a bit of helplessness in his eyes, the strange power was already shocking, although Miao Miao answered every question, but they still didn't talk about what they really wanted to know.

Wu Qing wondered if she hated Miao Miao too much, why Miao Miao has been ignoring him so much.

So he winked at Li Xun Huan.

Doesn't she like your hair the most?

you go.

Li Xunhuan was even more helpless. Knowing that Yumao and the emperor liked to play with his curly hair was enough to make him tangled up. Now that Yumao has become a young woman, if he came to play with his hair again, would he let her play or not? Play?

But Ruthless came to his rescue, so he, a man of great loyalty, had no choice but to bite the bullet.

"Miaomiao?"

"Ok?"

Miaomiao raised her face.

"Now the Holy One knows that you are...

Cat demon? "

Li Xunhuan asked.

"Rhubarb knows."

Miaomiao was extremely proud, the most other people could raise a son was a strong man, and the son she raised would directly become the emperor.

"Is he not afraid?"

Li Xun Huan thought about it for a long time, but he still asked, even though he felt that this question was very impolite, as if he was treating Miao Miao as a monster and asked if others were afraid of her.

"Why are you afraid of me?"

Miao Miao can't understand, for a cute and weak kitten like her, it's almost the same to be afraid of others, how can others be afraid of her.

No, none of the few people in front of her was afraid of her.

On the contrary, Miaomiao was a little worried about her own safety, so she held onto Huamanlou and Lengxue not to let go, hoping that they would save her if something happened.

Oh, now we can add Lu Xiaofeng, he is also a good person, and he still depends on her if he wants to turn back into a man!

It is worth mentioning that when that cold Ximen Chuuxue knew that the imperial cat being escorted all the way was a cat demon, he just responded with a "hmm" and didn't participate in their night discussion, and went straight to sleep in his carriage. up.

sleep...

Did Ximen Chuuxue come to watch the night when they were up in the middle of the night?

"after all……

You are not human. "

Faced with Miao Miao's innocent and ignorant eyes, Li Xun Huan was too embarrassed to tell the truth.

"That's it, it's okay, I'm not human, but people are not good to rhubarb either."

Miaomiao thought about it, "When I met Rhubarb, Rhubarb was still very young, and he was so hungry that he couldn't talk after several meals.

No, no, he is in the cold palace, no one talks to him, that's why he can't talk. "

"You people fight each other, smile on your face, and don't know what to think in your heart. Human beings are the most terrifying, and evil spirits are all transformed by humans.

Since you are not afraid of people, why are you afraid of me? "

Miaomiao asked back, "I only eat a few small dried fish a day, and I don't know how to eat poor rhubarb. What's there to be afraid of?"

ruthless:

"..."

Thinking of the crushing of the palace in the previous dynasty, the conspiracy among the princes, the blood flowed into the river after the coup, the emperor who came from the cold palace may not have missed every move, I am afraid that it is just because the sense of existence is not strong, and it did not cause too much trouble. He watched all kinds of "good shows" in the palace with cold eyes and sighed mercilessly. Even though he was extremely intelligent, he could not refute what Miaomiao said.

Whether it's the palace, the court, or the rivers and lakes, people are the most terrifying. It's only heard that people harm people, and how many times it has been heard that demons harm people.

In contrast, even if Miaomiao is a cat demon, how can she be scary?

"Rhubarb has followed me since he was a child to steal food from the imperial dining room, go to the cellar to steal ice in summer, and steal charcoal and cotton clothes in winter. No, no, no, it's not stealing. At that time, it was his own father who was the emperor, and the son took a little from his own father." Where is something called stealing, if you don’t take it, you will starve to death and freeze to death.”

Miaomiao originally wanted to show off the results of guerrilla warfare in various palaces with rhubarb, but when she thought that the ruthless in front of her was a headhunter, she quickly changed her rhetoric.

"I even taught him how to speak and read."

Seeing Wuqing's surprised expression, Miaomiao knew that when she said that she couldn't learn spells, she gave the impression of "not very smart and can't read", she blushed, "Okay, just teach In addition to speaking and reading, he went to Zangshuge to learn the rest by himself."

"I said what the Holy Majesty said that when you are in a hurry, you will have the mouth habit of 'meow'."

Li Xunhuan said thoughtfully.

"It turns out that the Holy Majesty was really brought up by cats. No wonder he wanted to make a cat a queen mother, a princess."

The heartless mood is a bit complicated. Finding out that Miaomiao, the cat demon, raised the emperor in the cold palace, and the emperor entrusted all his family affection to her, it made him seem a little human.

In the past, they were afraid that the emperor would lose his mind by playing with things, and they put too much thought on the cat, it was because they only thought of Miaomiao as a pet cat.

But now it seems that Miaomiao has kindness to the emperor, if the emperor has no reaction, it will be even more terrifying.

A loving and righteous emperor is much better than an indifferent emperor who doesn't care about anything.

At least, after solving this misunderstanding, Wuqing felt that this emperor was much better than the one he had served to before.

"It's my fault."

A certain knot in Wu Qing's heart was also untied.

"However, what they said about the white tiger..."

"I do not know."

Miaomiao pointed at her cold blood, "When I was in the palace, I was either with Dahuang or Xiaolu, you didn't know before, and I didn't know either.

I promise, I am really a cat, no matter how much I practice, no matter how much elixir I eat, I will not be able to become a white tiger. "

Unless Master Master turns her into a white tiger, but Master Master is so glamorous and noble, she won't be so boring.

"Maybe, those who want to rebel want to rebel and want to go crazy, come up with such a reason, if the people in the world really believe it, then they can grab a white cat casually, and they can say that they are destined by destiny. "

ruthless:

"..."

"It is said that our cats like to watch the excitement, and people also like to watch the excitement. Look at these cat thieves coming in wave after wave. You kill one batch and another batch. No matter how small the case is, it becomes a big case. "

Miaomiao propped her chin, feeling that she had told the truth, "My Master's Master's Master also encountered this kind of thing, but he was much worse than me. At that time, it was said that he was the reincarnation of a good man from the tenth generation. As long as he eats A piece of his meat can live forever, so he kept running for his life in pots of various calibers, always worried that he would be eaten."

Miaomiao sighed, "I didn't expect that this kind of fate of being chased by others could be passed down from generation to generation."

Thinking about it this way, she is indeed the grandson of Master's Master's Master!

Everyone:

"..."

Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously:

"That's true, you can live forever with just one bite of your master's meat?"

"It's fake, it's all rumors spread to test him. Once he becomes a Buddha, those rumors will disappear."

If it is true, Master Miaomiao doesn’t have to go to the Taishang Laojun’s Tushita Palace to bother the Taishang Laojun. He only needs to eat a piece of Tang Sanzang’s meat. Anyway, in Buddhism, there are Buddhas who cut meat to feed eagles and sacrificed their lives to feed tigers. The story of Tang Sanzang's compassionate heart, if he really wants to cut it, he can do it.

"Has your master become a Buddha?"

When Lu Xiaofeng found out that Miaomiao was a monster just now, he was only slightly surprised, but now he is shocked.

"Hmph, not only my master's master has become a Buddha, my master, he is even more powerful, have you heard of Dou Zhan Sheng Buddha?

Have you heard of Monkey King?

Our Huaguo Mountain is - so big, Master is the Monkey King, the Monkey King! "

Miao Miao spared no effort to praise Master, "If Master hadn't become a monk, let alone Huaguo Mountain, there are many, many people who want to give my Master a little monkey, who can circle Huaguo Mountain several times! "

"Your master is actually Sun Wukong?

Then why are your spells so bad? "

Lu Xiaofeng's question made Miaomiao stuck.

"Oh, I understand. Bad bamboos produce good ones, and vice versa, the truth also works."

Lu Xiaofeng asked and answered by himself, but it happened to be quite correct, making Miaomiao speechless even if she wanted to refute.

"Hmph, bullying me is a weak kitten, let him hit you when my master comes."

Miaomiao crossed her hips, annoyed.

"Yeah."

Lu Xiaofeng answered very perfunctorily, cats are very vengeful, but cats are also notoriously bad memory, Lu Xiaofeng didn't think Miaomiao could really remember this matter until then.

Miaomiao couldn't see Lu Xiaofeng's smile, she looked at Hua Manlou and Leng Xue, Hua Manlou and Lu Xiaofeng were friends, and they always talk but don't do anything, so she immediately chose Leng Xue.

"Xiaolu, he bullied me."

As soon as her hand touched Leng Xue, Leng Xue jumped up, shrunk his shoulders, and tried his best to control himself not to run away immediately.

It wasn't because he was afraid of cat demons, but because he knew that he was holding a cat that had changed from a woman these days, which made him so shy that he wished he could go back in time. He would definitely not allow the emperor to be the royal cat's guard with a sword.

But time can't go backwards, so -- it's scary.

"Little Green?"

Miaomiao's attention shifted from Lu Xiaofeng to Leng Xue's body, she poked Leng Xue's arm, the funny thing was, every time she poked, Leng Xue would tremble.

Miaomiao's playful heart grew, and she poked, "Little~green~" "Miao, Miaomiao girl."

With a cold-blooded and weak resistance, she gently pushed away Miaomiao's troublesome hand, "Don't do this."

"how?

You used to call me Miao Miao, why add 'girl', how unfamiliar. "

Instead, Miao Miao grabbed Leng Xue's hand that pushed her away.

"No, not the same."

The cold-blooded face was flushed with embarrassment.

"Why is it different?"

Miaomiao didn't let Leng Xue dodge, "Okay, I was your sweetheart when you held me in your arms, but now you're an unfamiliar girl?"

"No, no, I didn't say that."

Cold-blooded panicked.

"Call me 'Miao Miao'!"

"Miao, Miao Miao."

Leng Lingqi, known for being cold-blooded, is now a pitiful little boy.

"That's about it, I'm sleepy."

Miaomiao yawned, lay down on the cold-blooded lap, and turned back into a snow-white cat.

Cold-blooded, however, stiffened.

Who am I Where am I From Where am I going...

That girl turned into a cat on his lap, what should he do?

"Big, big brother QAQ!"

He looked at Wuqing, with two words written in his eyes.

help me!

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ "Okay, I was your Britney when you held me in your arms, and now I'm an unfamiliar girl ?”

Adapted from "I used to call me Xiao Tiantian, but now I call me Mrs. Niu—"A Chinese Journey to the West"" The person who was really scared in the audience was——Cold-blooded.

cold blooded:

Brother, how should I sleep at night?

ruthless:

Junior brother, you are an adult now, think up your own ideas.