[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Although Gong Jiu is a road idiot, and his brain is still particularly twisted in some aspects, he is not stupid.

He still doesn't understand the current situation in a daze until now, it's all because the matter of male-to-female transformation is so unbelievable that he can't believe it.

If it is said that he was made like this by someone using a disguise technique, then he is more inclined to be dreaming.

Because Gong Jiu is quite conceited about his martial arts, although the martial arts of Lu Xiaofeng, Ximen Chuuxue and others are well-known in the world, but he is confident that he can not fall behind in a one-to-many situation.

So even if he fell asleep at night, it would be impossible for someone to use the disguise technique to plot against him, let alone change his whole body.

This must be a dream!

It's just that this dream was too realistic, he almost believed that he had really turned into a woman, just a little bit.

Gong Jiu, who was not in the situation at all, took everything that happened around him as a dream, and accepted everything around him well. When Miao Miao and Lu Xiaofeng were about to fight over who was responsible, he was still thinking Clap your hands.

Everyone:

Is this prince Taiping out of his mind?

But Gong Jiu didn't attack them, so they were relieved, after all, the less people know about the fact that Yumao is actually a cat demon with poor spells, the better.

In case he can't accept it after telling him the truth, whether it's fainting from fright or yelling for an explanation, they won't be able to deal with it. Expensive ones can't be beaten, scolded, or even touched.

The best way now is to send him to the palace and let the emperor come forward to solve it.

Coincidentally, Miaomiao said that the things that she could invite her Master to also put in the palace, and the destination was the same.

With no hope that Bai Yuyu, the jade rabbit, would suddenly think of playing with Miaomiao again, all they could do was to take a step and watch.

But this rumor...

When Miaomiao was eating the second fish, the storyteller next to her had already started talking about the Nth version of the rumor.

"What is the most sensational thing in the rivers and lakes recently?"

The old storyteller started talking together, and the storyteller's little granddaughter he brought with him followed up familiarly, "What is what is what?"

This little girl is only seven or eight years old, with two braids tied up, a round face with big watery eyes, very cute.

Miaomiao couldn't help but take a second look, and the waiter who knew the storyteller grandfather and grandson next to him also agreed, "Old man Sun, don't be fooled, everyone is waiting to hear!"

"Where is Chu Xiangshuai after he robbed the palace at night?"

The little granddaughter shook her head seriously, throwing stalks at her grandfather.

"Hey, Chu Liuxiang, the Bandit Commander, is so mysterious that his whereabouts are always a mystery.

There is no news about him, but it is normal. This is not a rare thing. "

Old man Sun shook his head in denial.

"Grandpa, grandpa, what about the royal cat?

The whereabouts of the royal cat that all parties want to know is the most sensational thing, right? "

As for storytelling, you always have to whet the audience's appetites, so that you can get a good reward in the end. The little granddaughter then sang with the old man.

"Royal cat, there are rare goods to live in, everyone wants to get it, the rich want to be richer, the powerful want to be more powerful, and the powerful want to be more powerful, even an old man like me Thinking, if I raise a royal cat, maybe more people will come to listen to my stories..."

Old man Sun paused, his squinted eyes were blurred due to his old age, but he was very energetic. He looked around, stopped at Miaomiao's table, and glanced at Ruthless them as if looking at them, but he seemed to be He just paused because they were the last table in his eyes, then he stopped his scrutiny and joked to the little granddaughter, "But if you want to return, you have to die. That imperial cat was raised by the current sage. After all, it can only be raised by the current sage."

"It may have been stolen from the palace yesterday, but it may return to the palace tomorrow, and others will not think about it.

This piece of news can't be regarded as the most sensational news, and I haven't heard where the Yumao is now. You just want grandpa to say this, but grandpa can't say it. Why don't you come to Duan Kaifeng Mansion' Yumao 'The book about the five-hundred-round fight with the Chinchilla came wonderfully. "

"Hey, why is this? I thought you knew, Grandpa."

The little granddaughter looked quite disappointed, as if she was really interested in Yumao.

Miaomiao looked at the disappointed expression of the little granddaughter of the Sun family, and proudly tugged on Leng Xue's sleeves to chat with him, "Look, this kind of kid likes fluffy ones like me the most, and you can do it every day." For such a lovely me, please cherish it."

Leng Xue was silent, and then stuffed a chopstickful of food into her mouth, so that she would not be able to control her mouth when she was proud, and it would be troublesome if someone with a heart heard it.

"The most sensational news, of course, is not what you just said happened a long time ago, or the result was known after a long time.

It's what people in Jianghu most want to know now, and they may participate in it. The news about Bandit Commander and Yumao that you want to know is far away. "

Old man Sun smoked his pipe in a calm manner, "If it's really interesting, it's not as good as the most beautiful woman in the world who just appeared recently."

Miao Miao and the others, who were still listening with gusto, suppressed their expressions of interest by coincidence, lowered their heads and drank tea, only Gong Jiu was still looking in the direction of old man Sun with his head up, waiting for him to speak something.

"What, so it was about the most beautiful woman in the world."

The young granddaughter is different from the big man Gong Jiu. She is not as interested in the most beautiful woman in the world as Yumao. At least Yumao is a very cute and cute cat. Most girls like it. This cat has no resistance.

And it will take a few more years for the seven-year-old granddaughter to grow up to recognize beauty and ugliness.

She curled her lips, and was hit by Old Man Sun's two-foot-long pipe. Only then did she realize that she wanted to support her grandpa, and she pretended to be amazed, "What, the most beautiful woman in the world!"

"Hey, don't you think that the most beautiful woman in the world is less popular than Bandit Shuai and Yumao, can you see Bandit Shuai?

Can you usually touch the royal cat?

But according to credible news, the most beautiful woman in the world is near our town, why can't we go and see her, just for the sake of eye addiction? "

"That's it."

There was someone beside her, obviously wanting to see what the most beautiful woman in the world looks like.

"However, apart from this new No. [-] beauty in the world, there are other beauties in this world, but when it comes to beauties, there is always one woman—Shi Guanyin.

She is the woman with the highest martial arts, the coldest heart, and the most beautiful woman in the world. "

Old man Sun continued.

"No, grandpa, didn't you just talk about the most beautiful woman in the world?

Why did you mention that another woman is the most beautiful, and the beauty can be ranked first in the world. Could it be that there are two more? "

The little granddaughter asked puzzledly.

"Of course not, but if the most beautiful woman in the world is disfigured, she won't be considered a beauty."

As soon as old man Sun's tobacco pipe hit the gong that was thrown aside by the little granddaughter while talking, there was a "bang" sound, which attracted everyone's attention.

"So, the most sensational news right now is that the face of the most beautiful woman in the world has been preserved for a few days."

As soon as old man Sun's words fell, the people around him began to discuss, Wuqing, Li Xunhuan and others all turned their attention to Gong Jiu.

It's really a wave of unrest, a wave of another.

The coveted royal cat here has not been sent back to the palace, yet another most beautiful woman in the world has arrived.

So how did this rumor come about, it will spread so fast!

"thanks, thanks."

Here Old Man Sun took the reward money and received it at their table with a gong in his hand. Huamanlou took out some silver taels from the money bag, but Old Man Sun did not leave after receiving the reward money. Instead, he said meaningfully, "Don't Take what the old man said as a fabrication, the most beautiful woman in the world can appear yesterday, and Shi Guanyin who is far away in the desert may not be able to visit tomorrow, in the Jianghu, as long as she shows her face, there will be no secrets."

After finishing speaking, Old Man Sun nodded again as if he hadn't said anything just now, and took his little granddaughter to pack up the storytelling props before leaving after buying a pot of wine.

Miaomiao was baffled, "What is he talking about?"

"What he means is that things will happen sooner or later. He just told us in advance the enemies we are about to meet."

Ruthlessly explained, "Power, wealth and beauties are the most sought after, and now it's really a coincidence."

The legendary royal cat symbolizes power. Old man Sun used the word "rare goods to live in" to describe the royal cat. Why didn't he tell them that in addition to those who want power, there are also people who want wealth like the royal cat.

Now there is another most beautiful woman in the world...

"How does he know who the most beautiful woman in the world is?"

Miaomiao still doesn’t understand, they just left the post station in the last town, those horse riders are faster than those who are in wheelchairs and carriages, she can still understand, but old man Sun clearly said that Shi Guanyin was in The desert can't be flew over by flying through the clouds and fog.

"Because he is the old man of Tianji, this 'Tianji' not only refers to his weapon, the Tianji stick, which ranks first in the weapon spectrum, but also means that he knows everything about the Jianghu."

Ruthlessly exposed Old Man Sun's identity, "Don't look at him telling stories in a small shop on the street, he is the head of a martial arts family, and his clan is all over the rivers and lakes. Maybe there were his disciples in the inn yesterday."

This Gong Jiu wearing a bamboo hat through the gauze can't stop the old man Tianji's ability to see people. Since he came forward to remind him, Shi Guanyin, who lives in the desert, is probably an eyeliner in the Central Plains. Gong Jiu, the newly released number one beauty in the world It will reach Shi Guanyin's ears in a few days, and it will be troublesome then.

Why are there more and more troublesome things, ruthless is a bit of a headache.

"Miaomiao..."

Seeing the ruthlessly darkened face, Miao Miao, who just wanted to pull the cold blood to let him go shopping with her, immediately gave up her plan to make trouble for no reason, "I know, I will be obedient along the way."

If you are cowardly, just be cowardly, and if you are cowardly, you will not miss a small dried fish.

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※Miao Miao:

in fact……

Trouble is not necessarily caused by me, don't forget, there is also a so-and-so in our team who "he doesn't make trouble, trouble will find him".

Who and who:

I will not take the blame for this!

The beauty of Nine Girls is not as beautiful as that of Fu Jiang. Let's follow the beauty of Chang'e in "Brilliant Spring Pig Bajie"!