[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Sun Wukong originally planned to get away after solving the little apprentice's troubles, just like when he asked for help when he was learning the scriptures, it was all a matter of business, and he hid his achievements and fame.

But the little apprentice Miaomiao pawed at his thigh with two cat paws, and told him to meet the emperor here, that is, the rhubarb raised by Miaomiao.

Miao Miao said that she wants to prove that she is already an independent cat demon, not a pitiful kitten who can only show cuteness to kill enemies.

Only Rhubarb can bear this witness, so Miao Miao has to ask Sun Wukong to take a look at her no matter what, and then praise her by the way.

Otherwise, Sun Wukong came here because she was in trouble, just because she met a few Jianghu people with better martial arts, and she didn't even touch the edge of subduing demons and demons, and she couldn't even count as natural enemies. useless.

She has to show it well and earn back this face, lest Master Master think that she is too shameful as a little apprentice.

Sun Wukong, who had seen through everything, looked up and down the little apprentice, sure and sure that Miaomiao's practice still remained at the same place without any progress, but seeing the thief-like Miaomiao rubbing her two little paws, he was still very considerate. Miaomiao has a problem with face, let's go with her, lest she dare not call him again after this time, if the poor kitten is caught by then, her fur can't even make up a scarf, think about it It's too awful.

Sun Wukong was dragged to the palace by the enthusiastic Miao Miao, he was cold-blooded and did not dare to neglect them, and followed them step by step until Sun Wukong pulled him into somersault cloud.

That feeling...

It is completely different from Qinggong, and he arrived at another place in the blink of an eye. The cold-blooded person who has not yet adapted to this high-speed movement is a little dizzy, not to mention Miao Miao, who has always been difficult to ride clouds and fog.

Miaomiao was even more dizzy than him, she walked on four paws, but couldn't maintain her body balance, she was crooked.

"Little bird, there are little birds flying above my head, why don't we catch some..."

Look, it's already dizzy like this.

"That's how you are, you can't learn how to ride the clouds!"

Sun Wukong poked Miaomiao's head once, and Miaomiao spread her limbs and lay on the ground. The little cat was very delicate. She had been talking about being a guide before, but now she refused to get up.

In the end, Leng Xue, who had recovered first, picked up the little white cat that was rolling around on the ground like a piece of dough, and Miaomiao didn't whine any more.

"She was spoiled by my grandson."

Sun Wukong shook his head, feeling how difficult it is to raise a young apprentice. Thanks to his two masters, each of whom took several apprentices, they were able to support them.

Thinking back then, I was also a thorn in the head, who hated this and that, so hard for Master.

Monkey King thought to himself, this is probably the reason why he is an apprentice and they are his master.

Thinking about it this way, Sun Wukong couldn't help but worry a little about the country's fortunes. The emperor who was raised by his stupid apprentice must also be very stupid, right?

The more I think about it, the more guilty I feel, this time without Miao Miao's urging, Sun Wukong dare not go back to Huaguo Mountain without seeing the emperor in the world.

With such low expectations, Sun Wukong was relieved when he saw the emperor who looked normal in every way.

It's great that he doesn't have to raise two stupid kids.

"Dahuang Dahuang, my master came to see me, don't you want to see me too?

Come on, come on, Master Master has a great reputation, and usually those who want to see him are not so easily allowed to see him. "

As soon as Miaomiao saw the emperor, she immediately stopped feeling dizzy and her body regained strength, so she slapped Master on him.

"Oh, is it the king?"

The emperor was also very excited, put down the folder in his hand, and ran over. Then, blind, he bypassed the green-haired and blue-eyed Leng Xue, glanced at Monkey King who had transformed into a handsome little novice because he didn't want to scare people, and was stunned for a while. Turning around, she leaned over and whispered something in Miaomiao's ear.

"Didn't you say that your master's hair is particularly shiny and handsome, and he is the Monkey King among monkeys?"

The emperor secretly glanced at Sun Wukong suspiciously, "Are you hairless?"

Monkey King:

"..."

It seems that he just doesn't look stupid, but he is actually a stupid child.

"Of course, what did I lie to you? My master's hair is the best in the world. Every monkey hair is the best of the best. It is very well maintained and never sheds, unless the master himself pulls it out to cast spells. .”

Miaomiao argues for Monkey King's hair.

"Oh, is that unplugged?"

The emperor couldn't help but stare at the bald forehead of the little novice that Sun Wukong had transformed into. His eyes full of pity made Sun Wukong's blue veins almost jump out, "The king's magic is exquisite, I can imagine it, and it will make people feel better." Pulling out all the hairs, it must be very magical, so that all the immortals will come to ask for one...

Oh, by the way, Miaomiao, what you put here seems to be monkey hair too. "

Thinking that Miaomiao treats those few monkey hairs like treasures, the supply of Monkey King's monkey hairs must be in short supply, so that he becomes bald like this.

The emperor showed a distressed expression, "It turns out that the king's hair is pulled out one by one like this."

Monkey King:

"..."

He changed his body and returned to his original appearance, pointing at his thick hair, he came up to the emperor's eyes, "Look clearly, my old grandson changed his appearance because he was afraid that his appearance would scare you!

Whose hair was plucked?

No, do you understand? "

"Understand."

The emperor responded repeatedly, lighting his head like pounding garlic. He blinked and saw that Monkey King's hair had grown all over his face, leaving only an upside-down pear-shaped area without monkey hair. His features were very good. Remember, he couldn't help admiring, "I knew Miaomiao's vision was good, your majesty really deserves the title of 'Monkey King'."

Monkey King:

"..."

Sun Wukong thought about Miao Miao's eyes, and couldn't help worrying about the emperor's eyes, what kind of eyes is Miao Miao?

Miao Miao looks at the hair when she looks at beauty and ugliness, but this is the usual view of furry animals, but people are different!

People judge by face, for example, his second master, Tang Seng, was white, tender, and very handsome. He was often attracted by some female fairies and some women passing by the country, and wanted to drag him away and throw him on the bed.

The type I don't like is fat-headed and big-eared like his junior brother Zhu Bajie, but he and his third junior brother Drifting have never had much luck.

The rest is the little white dragon Ao Lie who is obviously comparable to Tang Seng in appearance, but he is unwilling to transform into a human form all day long. He has money and status in his family, but he has no luck, and finally wants to get married. As a result, the bride is green on the day of her wedding. he.

Come to think of it, humans still don't like people with too much hair on their faces, or those with long hair and scales on their bodies.

Therefore, during the years of studying scriptures, Sun Wukong not only had to protect Tang Seng from being caught and eaten, but also to protect him from being thrown on the bed and "eat".

He pulled cold blood and asked quietly:

"This emperor...

Is there a concubine?

Does it look normal? "

But don't be a hairy face!

No matter how shiny the hair is, in the eyes of ordinary people, it will not look very good-looking!

As the saying goes, the king of Qi likes purple clothes, and there is no difference in the country.

Jin Gong likes to wear clothes, and they are all in tatters in the court.

The king of Wu is a good swordsman, and the common people have many scars.

The king of Chu had a very thin waist, and many of the palaces starved to death.

If the emperor liked long-haired ones, Monkey King couldn't even imagine how the common people would follow suit.

For the first time, Sun Wukong felt that if he did not teach his apprentices well, it would affect a country and the whole world.

With a sense of responsibility, he couldn't help but feel that his shoulders were heavy.

"Yes, the Holy Majesty only established a concubine Pang, who looks...

It's normal. "

It is not allowed to comment on the emperor's concubine in private, but he is only a few meters away from the emperor, and the pressure of cold blood is a bit high, so he can only pick what he can say.

"so far so good."

Monkey King breathed a sigh of relief again, as a cold-blooded human being can say normal things, then there is no need to worry about aesthetics.

This world should be left to others to worry about. Sun Wukong, who was still thinking about letting the Jade Emperor step down and let him come to the Jade Emperor, is not interested in the position of the emperor at all. He is still a beautiful monkey in Huaguo Mountain. King will do.

Think about the fact that the Jade Emperor is obviously a fairy, but his hairline will move back little by little. The emperor in front of him has a pile of booklets on his desk. This kind of delicate work that grinds his temper is not suitable for him.

"Be the emperor well, don't learn from Miao Miao in other things."

Monkey King urged the emperor earnestly, and Miaomiao grunted dissatisfiedly, but was suppressed by Monkey King with a single glance of the knife, and obediently lay down with her claws on her pillow.

"Miaomiao is very good. Many things she teaches are very useful."

The emperor defended Miaomiao a few words, and did not forget to compliment Sun Wukong, "Of course, the king taught him well."

It was the first time Sun Wukong was praised for his apprentice's good teaching, he felt extremely guilty, "It's okay, it's okay."

"It's obviously very good."

Miaomiao, who had stopped just now, started shaking again.

Monkey King:

"..."

If not, the emperor in front of him has a strong dragon spirit, I am afraid that he must be distorted by Miao Miao, this is really Amitabha, good and good, God bless.

Hmm, no, this dragon energy is too strong, right?

"The dragon aura on your body...

What's wrong? "

Sun Wukong blinked his piercing eyes, "It's as if he has the spirit of a real dragon."

Although this emperor is said to be the son of a real dragon, he is also a mortal body, so how can he compare to a real dragon?

"Dragon Qi?"

The emperor did not directly declare that he was the Son of Heaven. After all, he was a mortal, and he was not good enough in front of Monkey King, who had a place in the west of the heaven. He touched his chin and suddenly realized.

He loosened his collar, and pulled up a translucent sheet that reflected white light from the neckline. A golden thread was threaded through the middle, and he wore it around his neck.

"this one?"

"Oh."

Sun Wukong glanced at it and understood what it was, and lifted Miaomiao's nape from Leng Xue's arms, "Why did you just give the little white dragon's scales to others?"

"Can't you give it?

Didn't the little master say that he will lose a few scales every few years, and it's useless to take it, so I can take it anyway? "

Ao Lie is afraid that you, who are skinny and tender, will be beaten to death outside at once, and ask you to take any forged magic weapon for self-defense, not really asking you to give it away casually!