[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Miaomiao slept until dark, and then crawled out of the warm blanket with her messy hair on her head. She was able to get up because she was hungry and gurgling to find food, otherwise she could sleep until the next day go.

She half-closed her eyes, which could hardly be opened. Relying on her obsession with food, she staggered from side to side without turning her direction, and moved firmly towards the kitchen.

The passers-by on the way to the kitchen were ignored by her one by one, until one person did not dodge no matter whether she dodged left or right, she raised her head and knocked on that person, and then...

"Who are you?"

"Miss Miaomiao."

Lin Shiyin stroked her hair hanging on her chest uncomfortably, and then felt a little girly, so Shi Shiran withdrew her hand.

Compared with the morning when she just woke up and was caught off guard by the unexpected reality, she has already taken care of herself, at least her appearance.

She changed into a men's outfit, which was Li Xunhuan's old clothes. Although Li Xunhuan's figure was much taller than her before, Li Xunhuan's figure has also grown up little by little. She wanted to find a slightly smaller old clothes It can still be found.

Compared to her, Li Xunhuan didn't have to bother, he could just use Lin Shiyin's clothes, because his current figure was similar to Lin Shiyin's original appearance.

They were not as unrestrained and informal as Lu Xiaofeng, but honestly dressed up according to their current gender. Lin Shiyin tied her hair up and dressed in men's clothes, she was a handsome young man.

For a while, Miaomiao didn't connect the man in front of her with the fruits of her hard work last night, until Lin Shiyin spoke, Miaomiao finally came to her senses, "Ah, it's you, how is it, isn't it great to be a man?"

She knows that men have the dignity of men and women have the advantages of women, so most people will not want to change their gender.

Like Lu Xiaofeng, when he became a woman, he was always worried that his erotic flesh, which represented the masculinity of a man, would not come back.

But Miao Miao is not very clear about the necessity of the transformation of men and women. In her opinion, they are all the same. After all, she was educated by Tang Seng on the equality of all beings. Oh no, there are no men and women at Huaguo Mountain. Growing up in a place with unequal status, she couldn't understand what Lin Shiyin said, the feeling of being involuntary as a woman.

Moreover, in the animal world, the status of females is higher than that of males. After all, the ability to reproduce is in the hands of females.

Therefore, most of the male creatures are more beautiful than the female creatures, just to win the favor of the females to obtain the opportunity to continue their offspring, and even some males, like spiders, are turned into rations for the females No hesitation.

What's more, like bees and ants, the status of queens and queens with fertility is so low that they don't need to work at all, and the males have to work hard to support the females.

Therefore, as a cat, Miao Miao really doesn't understand, aren't human little girls treasures, existences that men should coax and cherish?

Let's take her for example, if she were a male cat, Master Master would definitely not pamper her like he is now, it would be impossible to hug and hold her high, just like the monkey on Huaguo Mountain The same kicked and went to fend for itself, how can I even prick up my ears to hear if the little disciple needs anything after entering the world, thinking about it every now and then.

It's the same with some gods and the like, even Nezha, who is always a child, didn't get any benefits. Unless one day he kills himself, his master Taiyi will let him go. If he had kept an eye on him, Nezha would not have been able to do the murderous thing of beating the third prince of the East China Sea who was patrolling the sea to death, and he would not have died so badly in the end.

When Miao Miao came to the human world, she considered herself a noble majesty, and she really couldn't empathize with Lin Shiyin.

But Miao Miao is not too blind. After living in the cold palace for many years, she still knows that human beings are divided into classes, such as scholars, farmers, businessmen, three religions and nine streams. Guys who can't learn the basic spells that monsters should know should not delve into the sufferings of the world.

According to Master Master, as long as she is obedient and does not do bad things or commit crimes, he will be satisfied.

Of course, if you can do good deeds and accumulate some merit, that would be even better.

Miao Miao thought, she fulfilled one of Lin Shiyin's wishes, Lin Shiyin had no choice but to thank her, but Master and the others also said, don't ask for rewards for doing good deeds, and you don't need to ask others to thank you, so you have to be reserved and don't laugh out loud , that seems too immodest.

The second uncle Zhu Bajie said that they went through ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters on the westward journey, and the people who helped them lined up and circled Huaguo Mountain several times. Awesome—although Miao Miao feels that Zhu Bajie is not low-key when he said this, he seems to be the one who breaks through the 81 disaster, and kills all the demons and ghosts, if his pig tail is not too short , his pig tail must stick up to the sky.

So no matter how proud Miaomiao is, she has to hold back her vigor, otherwise she will be the same as the second uncle Zhu Bajie.

Miao Miao tried her best not to laugh out loud, tried her best to tighten her face, and then the nervousness of waiting for Lin Shiyin's answer was still written on her face, and she couldn't hide it.

Lin Shiyin showed an expression of "as expected", she didn't know what to do with Miao Miao's actions, she was frightened, but the benefits brought by the gender change are real, at least she is not worried about her cousin She passed it on to someone else.

Therefore, regardless of whether she can change back in the future, she must not change back until Long Xiaoyun leaves.

This afternoon, when she met Long Xiaoyun, Long Xiaoyun's attitude was coy, but he was looking for her because of Li Xunhuan, and between the lines, he said that he only regarded Li Xunhuan as his younger sister.

This sentence should be highlighted, focus on and forcefully highlight the key points.

Although Long Xiaoyun didn't mention anything else, because he carefully repeated this sentence several times without pointing it out clearly, his eyes were full of anticipation when he spoke. He didn't want to point it out but wanted Lin Shiyin to understand it. kind of.

Lin Shiyin is not a fool, how can she not understand that Long Xiaoyun has misunderstood, but she just wants this misunderstanding to continue.

"Miss Miaomiao, thank you so much. You helped me solve a problem that might affect my life. I really don't know how to thank you."

Lin Shiyin saw Miaomiao's exuberant expectation, and decided to follow Miaomiao's temper.

"Hahaha."

Miaomiao couldn't help but put her hips on her hips and laughed twice, and then realized that this was too ecstasy, she pretended to cough twice, and said solemnly, "It's all right, it's my duty to help others, and besides, you and your cousin treat me It’s all very good, if you can help, don’t thank me too much.”

"Miss Miaomiao doesn't try to reciprocate, but Shiyin can't pretend nothing happened. By the way, it's so late, and you missed the meal again, but you're hungry. I asked the kitchen to prepare some snacks for you."

Lin Shiyin is careful, she has already started to take care of the big and small things in Li's residence, and she is much more considerate than Li Xunhuan in this kind of details.

This is also why Miao Miao spent an entire night casting spells because of Lin Shiyin's words. If Lu Xiaofeng could take good care of her in every way like Lin Shiyin back then, don't always think of ways to bully her, just let Miao Miao think Scratching Lu Xiaofeng's disfigured face will not allow Bai Yuyu to cast spells in the end.

Of course, if the people who got Miaomiao's spell were Huamanlou or cold-blooded, as long as they expressed that they didn't want to become women, Miaomiao would help them break the spell no matter how many nights they spent.

As for the other recruits...

Miao Miao just wanted to say that she deserved it, and wanted her to stay up all night for it, don't even think about it!

So, people, you can't compare, people compare people, it's maddening.

"Okay, okay, I'm just hungry and want to go to the kitchen to find something to eat. I've been hungry all day, and I want to make up for it all at once!"

Miaomiao touched her deflated belly, but her heart ached, cats, it would be cuter if they were more fleshy.

"The kitchen is full of oily smoke, I'll send someone to your room."

Lin Shiyin looked at Miaomiao's disheveled appearance, just waking up, thinking that she would not go to the lobby to eat, so she might as well be more considerate and deliver food directly to her door.

"Then, I'll go back and wait."

While admiring Lin Shiyin's virtuousness in her heart, Miaomiao wondered if Lin Shiyin was using food to worship her. The second uncle often said that every time they do good deeds and help others, the people they help treat them with delicious food and drink However, the masters and apprentices who could only beg for alms all the way ate the most full meals.

So, she finally realized the feeling of helping others is helping herself, which feels great!

"Miss Miaomiao, there is one more thing..."

Lin Shiyin called out to her when she was about to go back to her room and wait for food, "If my cousin says he wants to change back...

Can you delay for a while? "

It's hard for Lin Shiyin to tell the reason, but Miao Miao doesn't need her to explain, because...

Even if Li Xun Huan wanted her to change them back immediately, Miao Miao couldn't do it!

She has been tossing and tossing all night, and she succeeded only when her kidneys were weak. If she wants to succeed again, she will at least need to cultivate for a while and build up her energy.

But Miaomiao knew that Lin Shiyin didn't know that she was a magic scum, so in order to put a picture in front of the person who offered food to her, Miaomiao pretended to nod her head, "Okay, I understand."

in fact……

She doesn't know anything, humans are so hard to understand.

After bidding farewell to Lin Shiyin, Miaomiao returned to her room more energetic than when she left, at least she walked straight and didn't stagger back and forth. Food is indeed the best weapon to cheer people up.

When she leaves Lin Shiyin's line of sight, Miaomiao is not gone, she is bouncing around, if she is in Huaguo Mountain now, she will run to the top of the mountain and howl a few times like a wolf, In order to vent her inner excitement.

When she returned to the room, she found that there were a lot of people blocking her tonight, because someone came to her room before her, and Miaomiao lay on the door and took a look, if she saw a cat thief she didn't know , she went to find Li Xunhuan.

However, this is an acquaintance.

Leng Xue was holding a bag of things, sitting in a daze, the sheathless sword that never left his hand was placed on the table, he heard the movement with sharp ears and looked at her.

"Miaomiao."

Bad guy, so he still remembered to visit her!

Oh no, Lin Shiyin seemed to have said that she came to see her in cold blood, but she was asleep at that time, well, then forgive him.

Miaomiao opened her hands, threw herself on him, embraced Leng Xue, and rubbed his chin with her face, full of intimacy, "Xiaolu, Xiaolu, why are you here!"

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※The animal world really respects females!

I just read a popular science article, there is a kind of jellyfish, the size of the female is several times that of the male, and the male is born to find the female, and when he finds it, he will use his X organ, because the body organs are pulled out, so Afterwards, they will be seriously injured and die, and the female is completely unaware of the existence of the male during this process because of her oversized body, that is to say, the female is only responsible for giving birth and...

wave!

The same is true for cats. Males fight to enclose territory to show their strength, and females will choose them (non-domesticated situations). However, they obviously learned in school that the probability of giving birth to boys (male) and girls (female) is the same, but whether it is in nature or In human society, the number of women (female) is less than the other. When I talked about this with my friends, I talked about walking marriage. If people are like animals, women only need excellent local men to be eligible to give birth to offspring overnight. The genes of the offspring should be good...

However, it is estimated that more than half of the men are extinct, and they should be eliminated in this genetic selection.

So men, don’t look down on women. You can’t have the idea of ​​treating women as reproductive machines. If reproduction is the first thing, these men who annoy women may be the first batch of genes to be eliminated. You see, the animal kingdom doesn’t know how to please females Those who are happy are naturally eliminated, and straight male cancer may become extinct after a few generations. —————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

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I'm going to resume the daily update!