[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

At the time of Mao, before it was very bright, Rhubarb was awakened by the palace servants, yawned, put on his clothes under the service of the palace servants, and prepared to go to court.

Going to court is very tiring. Although there is no requirement to go to court early every day, it is exhausting enough to go to court every five days for a small court, and for a big court in half a day.

For Rhubarb, whose life habits are assimilated with Miao Miao, it is a happy day to sleep until the sun rises, instead of getting up early and facing a large group of courtiers who are quarreling.

It seems that there are foreign enemies spying on the border, and the main combat faction and the main peace faction are arguing.

There is a severe drought in a certain place. It is to open warehouses for disaster relief and tax relief, and to let the local officials make their own decisions based on the different situations in different places before arguing.

Noisy and noisy, the public says that the public is right, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is right.

Raising such a group of ministers, isn't it to give him advice, is it to make fun of him?

The point is that everyone thinks that they are good ministers who are loyal and loving to the people, and those who disagree with their own opinions are big villains with ulterior motives. If the emperor is on his side, he is a wise emperor, and if he is not on his side, he is being fascinated by traitors. .

Alas, it is so difficult to be an emperor, there are no human beings inside and out.

So let Zhuge Zheng me be the bad guy.

The weak, young and pitiful emperor pushed the pot to Zhuge Zhengwo, and the firepower was immediately moved over. Seeing that they would not be able to finish arguing for a while, let's go down to court first, and when they finish arguing, come to a conclusion and then Let Zhuge Zheng and I summarize and submit a summary report.

I feel that Zhuge Zheng's face is a little darker after giving the order, it's an illusion, how could his face be darker than Bao Zheng's?

It must be too tired, let's go back to sleep first.

At noon, he took a nap in the Imperial Study Room, and only woke up at lunch time.

As soon as I woke up, I saw Zhuge Zhengwo's black face. It seemed that this morning was not an illusion. His face really turned black, especially when he was standing next to Ye Gucheng, who was dressed in white, the contrast between black and white was particularly sharp.

Rhubarb asked Ye Gucheng what he thought was hidden:

"Has Zhuge Qing's family been sent abroad recently?

How did your face become so dark? "

Even if Ye Gucheng was recruited, he still maintained his image of a taciturn cool guy in the past, and he didn't answer the emperor's question, but with his hesitant expression on his face, it seemed that he really wanted to say something.

Is the burden of this cold-faced swordsman so heavy?

Looking back at Zhuge Zhengwo, the corner of Zhuge Zhengwo's mouth was twitching.

Rhubarb thought about it, and felt that he was going to have lunch, and Zhuge Zheng and I had to report to work. He was sitting and eating, and the other party had to stand and watch him eat. This was too cruel for an old man who hadn't eaten yet.

So Rhubarb asked Zhuge Zhengwo to go down first, and ordered the palace servants to prepare a meal for Zhuge Zhengwo, and come back to work after eating.

As for why not let him eat with me...

It’s too bad to eat in Zhuge Zheng’s face. He used to look like an old fox laughing and laughing, but now he’s screwed me over. Oh no, it’s Zhuge Zheng. I’m too tired to manage my facial expressions after being busy , always with a dark face, no matter before or after, it is not a face that can eat.

In such a comparison, Bao Zheng's face is quite attractive, honest and loyal, and he pays attention to "eating without talking". Every time he eats, he looks serious, and he feels that he eats deliciously.

Of course, Miaomiao is the best. Not only is Miaomiao delicious, she is also a gourmet. Anyway, eating with her must be delicious.

But now that Miao Miao is not in the palace, it is strange to miss her.

Miao Miao is not accompanied by lunch, but there are other candidates.

Su Mengzhen is the candidate. It has been more than a year since he, the owner of the Golden Wind and Rain Building, was recruited into the court. Because of his health, Rhubarb specially arranged for him to take care of his body, and because the early court time is relatively short. Earlier, Da Huang took pity on his body and allowed him to come to the palace one day in advance, so as not to tire him from running around in the middle.

After all, because the court was too early and the residence was too far from the palace, there were many cases of accidents in the middle.

Anyway, Su Mengzhen still needs to be diagnosed and treated by the imperial physician of the imperial hospital, and he didn't leave the palace so early, so he simply brought him to eat with him and chat for a while.

In other words, come to chat for a day and have a meal by the way.

Su Mengzhen can chat with Ye Gucheng who cherishes words like gold.

No, no, no one is better at chatting than Ye Gucheng, so it doesn't show Su Mengzhen's level. It should be said that Su Mengzhen's chatting level is above the overall level of the four famous arresters, but it is not as good as Lu Xiaofeng's. They are so familiar that they can become friends with anyone they say hello to.

But Su Mengzhen has one good point, he knows everything about Jianghu affairs or court affairs very well, no matter what Rhubarb wants to talk about, he can pick up the conversation and have his own opinions.

The point is, he will not always give opinions on Rhubarb's life and schedule. Occasionally Rhubarb has some slight words to some ministers, and he can also complain about them with Rhubarb.

As for why not find Ye Gucheng?

It has been said that Ye Gucheng's quiet and cold-faced swordsman is a heavy burden, and he can't complain.

"It's a pity that Li Qing's family got married."

"Master Li's marriage really made the noble ladies in Beijing regret..."

"Oh, I don't feel sorry for him, but I feel sorry for Lin Aiqing who has become his wife."

"..."

"Lin Aiqing is not here, the work that Li Aiqing is in charge of...

Alas, if it wasn't for Li Qing's family's fluffy curly hair, I would have let this drunk guy go home to help his husband and teach his children. "

"..."

Is this intended to have the two of you switch genders?

"Oh, that's all he has."

"...

Yes. "

Li Xunhuan, who ranks third in the world's weapon spectrum, only has the advantage of being a meme...

Su Mengzhen is also very entangled in the job of chatting with an emperor who can always talk to death.

If possible, he really wants to exchange with Zhuge Zhengwo.

After the meal, Zhuge Zhengwo came in to report on the work, and it took two hours to report. After the work was over, the slightly tired Rhubarb still looked at the more tired Zhuge Zhengwo with interest.

"Zhugeqing's family, I found that you have lost weight."

Rhubarb, who has always been off topic, said, Zhuge Zheng is always in front of him. I can't tell it at first glance, but if I compare it with Su Mengzhen, who is sick and weak...

Su Mengzhen has been recuperating from illness recently, and has nothing to worry about. Without working hard, she has grown a little bit of flesh.

It seemed that Zhuge Zhengwo had become significantly thinner.

Zhuge Zheng me:

"..."

Su Mengzhen knew why Zhuge Zhengwo lost weight, which is also the reason why he gained weight.

Although it is said that his illnesses were brought from the mother's womb, there were so many illnesses that they constituted a balance. On the contrary, he survived the torture of every illness that could kill people.

The physical ailments can no longer be cured, and worrying about all kinds of things in the past made the body weak.

Now, the court is stable, there are no internal and external troubles, even the world has calmed down somehow, and he doesn't have to worry about these things. At the same time, most of his work is handed over to Zhuge Zhengwo, and he is starting to cultivate himself.

In other words, the few taels of flesh he grew were simply scraped from Zhuge Zhengwo.

But Su Meng is not guilty, even the emperor is not guilty, what the hell is he guilty of.

The emperor went on to say:

"Zhuge Aiqing, is your food okay?

How did you lose so much weight? "

Zhuge Zhengwo, who was rarely touched by the emperor's concern, said:

"The food at home is okay, but I'm tired recently."

"Really okay?"

Da Huang shook his head, "I'm afraid it won't work, you are so thin even if you are not picky eaters, what kind of skinny will my Miaomiao be!"

Zhuge Zhengwo, who was so touched, gradually lost his smile:

"..."

It turned out that it wasn't me who cared.

Su Meng Pillow:

"..."

Should have thought of it earlier.

"The food in the palace is better, look at Su Aiqing, who often comes to eat a few times, and then she grows flesh.

Look at you, you should be thin. If Miaomiao can't adapt, then you must not be thin. You don't have much meat in the first place, and no matter how thin you are, you will become a skeleton. "

Zhuge Zheng and I didn't even know how to defend ourselves, so we could only say weakly:

"Miaomiao she...

Not thin either. "

Now he can be regarded as knowing who Miao Miao's real body is, and who is behind this little aunt.

Furthermore, he was not the master who treated people harshly, let alone starving her.

And Miaomiao's body is not so thin, she eats and sleeps well every day, after everyone in the Shenhou Mansion knows her situation, she turns into her original shape every day when she is full, nestling on Leng Xue's lap and letting him stroke her hair Eat a swollen belly.

The shape of the ball, even if I haven't weighed it with my own hands, Zhuge Zheng and I can be sure that the weight must be very heavy.

But Rhubarb's thinking was the opposite of Zhuge Zhengwo's, "Miaomiao is not thin anymore, she...

That's puffiness, it's all empty. "

It is mainly supported by the hair, and it droops when it is soaked in water, which is not very empty.

Su Mengzhen at the side understood why a smart person like Zhuge Zhengwo never got the favor of the emperor.

It's like he just can't catch up with the emperor's train of thought occasionally, but Zhuge Zheng me...

He is completely on two channels with the emperor!

#一个不是猫派的我如果救护猫派的你##边见看都无语# At night, Rhubarb leaned on Concubine Pang’s lap, “My dear concubine, call Miaomiao into the palace tomorrow, arrange an afternoon meal and For dinner, add a few more dishes."

"Yes."

Concubine Pang understands the emperor's love for Miao Miao, and besides, there is no one else in the harem except her, and her natal family only has her father and younger brother, so there are many rules for saying something in the palace, and she is happy that the emperor issued such an order , can be accompanied by more than one person.

"Remember to get more fish, she loves this."

Rhubarb thought for a while, "If you don't call some people, the palace is lonely, and let your father and younger brother come too."

Concubine Pang smiled, and declined, "Next time, brother, he has been flustered recently, and father restrained his feet to prevent him from going out."

"Oh fine."

Da Huang turned to think of another brother, "Foot confinement, I don't know if Gong Jiu's confinement has been relieved, when King Taiping asked him to go back, I thought he was going to kill someone.

I wonder if my brother has been beaten? "

Concubine Pang Gui didn't know what to say at this time, anyway, she just smiled.

"Then announce him to Beijing, he must want to kill me."

Rhubarb said firmly.

Pang Guifei didn't know that Prince Taiping had such a good relationship with the emperor. She heard that Prince Taiping committed a crime before and was banned from entering the palace by the emperor. .

So it's actually brotherly love, Prince Taiping's son loves the emperor very much, but the emperor despises the son?

This time I can open my mouth to let the eldest son come to Beijing. I think it must be a happy event for the brothers to meet each other.

"That would be wonderful."

"Well, well, maybe you will be so happy that you will cry."

Well, the kind that really made him cry.

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【Little Flower's Day】Note:

Zhuge Zheng, I am also called Zhuge Xiaohua 4:

00 to get up.

4:

15 The apprentices each have their own jobs, and most of them are not in the Shenhou Mansion. There is only a kitten from the Leng-Blood family in the mansion. It must be sleeping before dawn. He can only eat breakfast alone and prepare to go to court.

4:

45 The palace is so far away, I really want to sleep.

5:

00 It's cold and sleepy, many ministers are waiting for the emperor, it's okay, let's all endure together.

5:

At 30, there was another quarrel in the early morning, why didn't everyone fight.

5:

35 Yaoshou, who got caught in the fire, the emperor asked him to integrate the opinions of the ministers...

10:

30 Are these literati not tired of quarreling?

After arguing for so long, there is no conclusion!

12:

00 The emperor is preparing to eat, and the report will wait until he finishes eating.

12:

05 The emperor asked him to have a meal first, which is really great!

The emperor still cared about him.

12:

10 is a fart, he went to the side hall to find a place to eat, Su Mengzhen can eat with the emperor.

12:

15 The food in the imperial dining room is really good, I am happy.

12:

30 finished eating, and then went to report to the emperor.

Su Mengzhen's smile was stiff, it was indeed a question of the emperor's speech, when can he raise the question of the emperor's education.

15:

00 finally got it done.

15:

05 After talking about state affairs, the emperor came to care about him, an old man.

15:

06 He didn't feel cared for at all, and he still wanted to hit someone a little bit.

If there is no other choice...

No, no, he is a character who is loyal to the king and loves the people, so he can't think of such a dangerous thing.

15:

10 I always thought that Su Mengzhen was a character, but in the end...

He didn't want to help himself in the name of his colleagues at all.

15:

15 Chatted with the emperor so much that he doubted his life, and now he just wants to go home and sleep.

16:

30 It is impossible to return to the Shenhou Mansion, even if you leave the emperor, you still have to work.

16:

31 There is a lot of work, did Su Mengzhen throw his share over?

16:

40 falls!

Li Xunhuan actually threw his share over!

He is not from the sixth department at all, why should he work for Li Xunhuan, even if Li Xunhuan took a wedding leave!

16:

41 honestly picked up the dropped things and continued to work.

18:

00 It's almost time to go back to have a meal and then come back to work.

18:

05 I found a pig lying on the ground in the courtyard. Are you going to add a meal?

18:

07 It turned out that Miaomiao's natal family came to see her, but she got drunk and turned into a pig during dinner just now.

Thinking about it, I feel like I won’t be able to eat pork anymore...

18:

08 Wait, they started eating without waiting for themselves?

18:

10 Oh, Miaomiao left him a meal.

18:

15 Unable to chat with a drunk pig, he gave up the idea of ​​chatting with Miaomiao's natal family. He was shocked when he knew that Miaomiao was not human. Now...

Same shock!

18:

30 After the meal was finished, no one paid any attention to him, but it was normal. The pig in the yard was chaotic, and everyone present went to catch the pig.

18:

31 That pig was beaten up by a monkey that fell from the sky. It was so miserable.

18:

35 The pig was dragged away by its ears. Judging from Miaomiao's eyes, it seemed that she was used to such an ending.

18:

40 After eating, he took a rest and left Shenhou Mansion to go to work.

18:

41 Everyone is quite used to him working overtime all the time, think about it...

22:

30 The palace servants around the emperor came to report, and the emperor asked him to issue an edict to let the son of Prince Taiping come to Beijing, saying that the brotherly love was deep, and the emperor missed his only brother.

22:

31 How did Prince Taiping become the emperor's only brother?

22:

40 Give up thinking about whether Prince Taiping will die when he goes to Beijing this time.

22:

41 went to work.

22:

50 reluctantly thought about why he had to work overtime, and wanted to arrest Su Mengzhen and Li Xunhuan and throw their work in their faces.

22:

51 recalled the sphere of influence of the Golden Wind and Drizzle Tower and Li Xunhuan's force value.

22:

55 The palace servants around the emperor came again, this time instead of passing on the emperor's orders, they gave him a bunch of memorials to impeach him.

22:

56 Fang should see who you say you bastard is hypocritical!

23:

00 The emperor really trusted him and was moved!

23:

01 Give up the entanglement and continue to work.

Note:

Fang should read the comment Zhuge Zheng, I am very hypocritical, it is in the original book