[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Miaomiao was taken by Huamanlou to wipe her body, otherwise even cats would get sick if they were wet.

Leng Xue can also clean himself up, by the way, have someone take away the quilt with plum blossom paw prints and replace it with a clean one.

When Leng Xue finished cleaning up and went to find Miao Miao, Miao Miao had already taken care of it, and she was a clean kitten with fluffy hair. When she was fluffy, she was no longer thin and small, which also proved that she was just puffy at ordinary times.

At this time, she was lowering her head, concentrating on eating what was in the food bowl, the prefect was not wrong to neglect her, and prepared a delicious little sweetfish for her.

Hua Manlou shaved off the fish bones for Miao Miao, and when she saw Leng Xue approaching, she smiled at him, and stepped back to give them some space.

"Miaomiao."

Cold-blooded squatted down, wanted to touch Miaomiao's hair, but Miaomiao avoided, she pushed her own food bowl, and moved it to Lu Xiaofeng's side.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the awkward Miaomiao, thinking that this cold-blooded person would be less attractive to Miaomiao than him?

He didn't mean anything malicious, but Miaomiao's attitude towards him was very different from that towards Huamanlou. Now that a cold-blooded one came, he thought Miaomiao would like this cold-blooded one, at least compared to his favorability. higher.

Now it seems……

Seeing that the person who avoided him last night had to stand near him, Lu Xiaofeng had mixed feelings, he wanted to get close to him, but he held back.

Although Leng Xue was near Lu Xiaofeng, he still kept a distance from Lu Xiaofeng, to be exact, he didn't even glance at Lu Xiaofeng, stayed far away, kept squatting, and stared straight at Miaomiao.

After a while, Miaomiao finished eating and was going to tease the prefect's carp.

As for cold-blooded?

The people who forced her to take a bath because she couldn't help but agree were bad people, and she didn't want to pay attention to bad people now.

So Miao Miao ignored Leng Xue, held her head high, flicked her tail, swaggered around Leng Xue and walked away.

Leng Xue drooped his head, his face was still expressionless, but the sense of loss made the people next to him unable to ignore it even if they wanted to ignore it.

Hua ManLou came over to comfort him and said:

"It's okay, Miao Miao is very forgetful, and will come to play with you in a while."

Leng Xue silently glanced at Hua ManLou, said "Thank you" in a low voice, and chased Miao Miao away.

Even if Miaomiao doesn't want to pay attention to him, he still has to be responsible for the safety of Yumao, who knows when the thief who appeared last night will be dispatched again.

Miaomiao's anger dissipated by noon.

Because another thing diverted her attention, that is———Lu Xiaofeng turned back into a man.

"Hahahahaha——" Lu Xiaofeng touched his chest as if he had lost his mind, and then unbuttoned his pants to see if he had returned the most precious thing as a man, and then kept giggling.

"I finally don't have to be afraid to go out anymore!"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed wildly for a while, and then suddenly became frustrated again, "It's a pity that my beard won't return to its original shape."

Women don't have beards, so after he became a woman, his beard lost its hair.

Now that he has returned to his man's body, his beard can't come back, so he can only grow a beard slowly.

"Cold-blooded, cold-blooded!

Come on, I'm a man now! "

Lu Xiaofeng, who had been lost for a while, quickly cheered up and shouted at the cold-blooded person who wanted to make friends but couldn't make them.

Leng Xue stared at Lu Xiaofeng in a daze, nodded his head, and said nothing more.

He didn't seem to have much emotional fluctuations, the biggest difference in his attitude towards Lu Xiaofeng was that when Lu Xiaofeng walked over, he would no longer hide in the farthest place from him.

After all, Leng Xue didn't know Lu Xiaofeng before, at most he had heard rumors about Lu Xiaofeng in Jianghu, so there was nothing to be excited about.

Even Lu Xiaofeng's good friends, Hua Manlou and Ximen Chuuxue were not very excited. In Ximen Chuuxue's cold expression, Leng Xue seemed to see a trace of regret, as if he just went out to see Lu Xiaofeng's jokes. Now It's really a pity that there is no Lu Xiaofeng's jokes.

The only one who is most emotional is Miaomiao.

Miaomiao saw the gender-changed Lu Xiaofeng, tilted her head and stared at him for a long time, then grabbed the hem of his clothes and wanted to grab Lu Xiaofeng's body.

Leng Xue was afraid that Lu Xiaofeng would drop Miaomiao, so he hurried over to help Miaomiao.

His hands passed through Miaomiao's armpits, supporting her up.

This kind of thing is much more cold-blooded, and sometimes Miao Miao would like to climb on the other party when she sees the ministers of the court and China who come to the imperial study to report on their work.

For example, Lord Bao with a beard, Grand Master Pang with a beard, and the bearded...

Whoops, far away.

Anyway, Miaomiao is very obedient and won't disturb their work, and only asks them to play with her when they are about to retire. The emperor always pampers Miaomiao, and the ministers don't say much.

At this time, Leng Xue will stand up, and be careful to protect Miao Miao from falling.

Miaomiao immediately forgot about being cold-blooded, and was carried up on Lu Xiaofeng's chest by the cold-blooded, her two front paws pressed against his chest, pressing and patting.

The meat ball disappeared, and the meat ball that was softer than my own meat pad became flat and hard.

It's not fun anymore.

Miaomiao was lost for a long time before she patted her cold-blooded hands and asked him to put herself down.

"Why doesn't Miaomiao play with me?"

Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled, "I didn't play with me when I was a man, and only came to play with me when I became a woman. This imperial cat is quite flirtatious!"

Hua Manlou couldn't help but interjected, "Isn't Miaomiao a female cat?"

"what?"

"It's called 'Miao Miao' after all, isn't it?"

What Hua Manlou said was quite reasonable, after all, the name "Miao Miao" sounded like a girl's name.

"But this is a cat. The cat meows. Maybe the person who named Miaomiao called it with Miaomiao's voice?"

Lu Xiaofeng felt that Miaomiao must be a flirtatious tomcat.

Miaomiao narrowed her eyes, stomped her feet, puffed up her face, annoyed.

She was poked to the point of pain, because her name was indeed named "Miao Miao" by Master Master because of her voice.

Master is quite reasonable, Master’s surname is Sun, Master’s Master’s Master’s Master gave him the surname "Sun" because he is a monkey cat.

A child is a man, and a child is a baby, which is exactly the theory of a baby. "

His lord Master has been talking about the origin of his surname so far, and he can recite the original words of his lord Master. He is quite satisfied with his surname.

By the way, Miaomiao's surname is Miao.

Miao Miaomiao, meow meow.

The reason for this surname is really the same.

However, the master is called Wukong, and if we break it apart, "Wu" means that the master happens to be a disciple of the "Wu" generation, and "kong" represents the expectations that the master has for him, and her name...

Probably Master Master didn't expect much from her.

Before Miao Miao had time to feel sentimental, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to do something to her.

"Whether it's a male or a female, don't you know if you look at it?"

Before Lu Xiaofeng stretched out his hand, Leng Xue slapped her away. Leng Xue covered Miao Miao tightly, took two steps back vigilantly, and said in a deep voice:

"The current Holy Majesty once wanted to give Miao Miao a title, but was stopped by the ministers."

Does this have anything to do with what they're discussing?

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Leng Xue with doubts.

"Your Majesty originally wanted Feng Miaomiao to be the Empress Dowager, but it's too outrageous for a cat to be the Empress Dowager, and the imperial censor is almost at the mercy of the pillars, so he gave up.

Later, she wanted to make Miaomiao a princess, but Master Bao rejected it. "

Lu Xiaofeng:

"..."

Miaomiao's gender can be heard from these words, but why does the content feel that the emperor is a bit far-fetched, and he has heard that the emperor is well-governed, with both kindness and power, young, but his scheming is as good as the old officials in the court The image is not the same!

After Leng Xue finished speaking, he saw Lu Xiaofeng's terrified expression and added belatedly, "Your Majesty is very reliable in other aspects!"

"No, this pet cat is too spoiled, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng was still a little surprised.

Not to mention him, even Ximen Chuuxue and Hua Manlou, whose expressions had not changed, were stunned.

"It's not uncommon in ancient times to ask for a seal for your pet, but..."

Lu Xiaofeng patted his forehead, not knowing what to say, "How does Your Majesty think that you want a cat to be the queen mother?

Just this big cat? "

It's the ridiculousness of the world, and the ridiculousness of the world.

Blinking coldly and innocently, he said:

"Miaomiao is not young anymore, I have been taking care of Miaomiao for three years.

And from the old man in the palace, it seems that when His Majesty was very young, His Majesty followed a cat that looked very similar to Miaomiao. "

ha?

What does it mean that His Majesty follows the cat?

The more Lu Xiaofeng listened, the more he felt something was wrong.

"Wait, don't you know how old this cat is?"

Cold-blooded shook his head, "I don't know."

Lu Xiaofeng closed his mouth that he couldn't close just now because of surprise, and said seriously:

"A cat can live up to ten years, and it will only last ten years when it dies. How big can Miaomiao be?"

Cold-blooded looked down at Miaomiao, "Uh...

Perhaps a breed issue? "

"Does Miaomiao look like an old cat who is too old to walk?

It looked like a kitten, not a big cat. "

Lu Xiaofeng clapped his hands, "There is such a strange cat in your palace, as a guard with a knife, don't you think it's strange?"

Cold-blooded and honest answer:

"Your Majesty doesn't want people in the palace to talk about Miaomiao, isn't it...

However, my senior brother Wuqing has also paid attention to this issue, but he checked it out for a while later, and felt that His Majesty was in the cold palace before, and others didn't even care about what happened to His Majesty, so why would they care about a cat? He guessed that Miaomiao probably wanted to accompany His Majesty The descendants of the cat they had grown up with His Majesty, so they have a very close relationship with His Majesty, and they look like the cat they saw more than ten years ago. "

Lu Xiaofeng:

"..."

The people in the palace really didn't have any curiosity.

"However, you must investigate now. After all, the cat thief hiding in the dark has not found any other clues."

The more Lu Xiaofeng thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, "I think, maybe there is a great relationship between the two."

Ok……

I don't think the two are related, Miaomiao looked at Lu Xiaofeng blindly guessing coldly.