And Sheng Chronicle

Put on a white uniform, put the legendary "Totaiye Lake" wooden knife on my waist, and put on a beautiful cross buckle.

The nanny still didn't prepare lunch, not even breakfast.But I know she will come to clean at noon.Put the dismissal letter written last night in a conspicuous place, carry a school bag of snacks and go out.

Along the way, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, and thousands of people disappeared.

Turning the corner of the street, I saw Kyoumi Hibari biting and killing a street like a bamboo, and walked away.

In the early morning, this person has to be unpopular to be blocked every day.However, it is really strong enough.

I called an ambulance with a smug face, and I stepped on a pile of dead bodies to buy a bag of steamed buns along the way.

Well, the bean paste is so sweet.

After entering the Bingsheng school gate, the inspecting disciplinary committee looked at me carefully and thought I didn't exist.In fact, they are also very pitiful, not to mention Shenjing Bingtou, who bites and kills madly, but still holds a pure young heart to trouble the student union with the title of "Goddess League" every day.

Only middle school students like Kyoya Hibari don't need a girlfriend.

Maybe he wants a boyfriend.I thought maliciously.

Arriving at the office of the student union full of local tyrants, the table is full of gifts from the students of the student union, and there are many letters from ordinary students. It seems that the previous jumping incident has greatly improved the reputation of the student union. .

Lowering the chair, I lay on my back for a while.Oh, right.The thought of the falling window made me sick.

Sit up and put away the gifts, I seriously wrote an application for the renovation of campus facilities, focusing on doors and windows.Then I stamped it myself and approved it.

But Yamada is saying that this will not work.

Why?no money.

"Is the school insufficient?"

"Well, after all, the president was hospitalized for a long time before. The maintenance order from the office of the Discipline Inspection Committee also came down yesterday..."

What does lack of funds have to do with me.

"Ah, I forgot the president, you have lost your memory. In fact, most of the school's financial problems are solved by the student union. Because the president is not around, we haven't gone out for a long time. The remaining funds before are reimbursed and the loss this time is gone. How much."

going out for activities...

"Are we going to collect protection fees too?"

Lan Mao was shocked that you were fucking teasing me, "Of course not! The student union wouldn't do such a thing! Usually the president takes us to get sponsors or something."

Pull, support, help? !

The so-called so-called sponsorship is to help the sponsor to publicize and create momentum in a certain area to obtain the other party's sponsorship fee. To complete a certain activity or project, it is usually to call the target company first, and then make an appointment after convincing the other party with reason and emotion. Specifically meet and talk about the time, ask for a sincere attitude when meeting, and tell the benefits of sponsoring us to make the other party's heart move.

Think about my face with a stiff smile that is difficult. Is that a humble begging for sponsorship?It's clearly a threat!自从亲眼看见一个白制服155cm的妹纸跳起来把性骚扰的猥琐大叔揍得妈都不认识后，我再也不相信爱情了。 [I always feel something is wrong.

Adding up the cost of refurbishment, even just the windows is a lot of money, and of course it is impossible to pay for it out of pocket.

That had to be deducted.

"Give me a summary report of the monthly expenditure details of all departments in Bingzhong."

"Yes, President."

Well, let me see.After receiving a thick stack of handouts, the first one is the Kendo Department.Tsk, what kind of dummy stakes to buy and fight with real people directly.The greening department bought too much fertilizer and found a few people to deliberately violate the morals in front of the biting and killing maniac, and it was all there, truly green and environmentally friendly.Vocal Department, Dance Department, Swimming Department, Baseball Department, Boxing Department, oh, I didn’t know what offended me in the boxing department before, and it has been held back to the limit to the end of the meeting. There are only three members in the club.

The tennis department, the football department, and the basketball department all play well. If they don't play well, it's better to focus on training the baseball department.

Yamada was twitching the corners of his mouth, watching Urobuchi Kiyoshi's mood getting higher and higher, the inexplicably elongated black slanted shadow seemed to have grown devil's horns and tail, and shook it happily.

Great, half the school has windows.Let me see where else I can detain... Disciplinary Committee?

"Bingsheng Disciplinary Committee X Month Expenditure Detail Summary Form"

Taking a deep breath, I snapped open——

It cost 2 yen to purchase 50 boxes of hairspray on 6000nd, XX, XX.

It cost 5 yen to purchase 55 boxes of hairspray on 6756nd, XX, XX.

On XX, XX, XX, I purchased 8 boxes of hairspray, two emergency medical kits, two disciplinary committee uniforms and three uniforms (two pieces in XL size and one piece in XXL size) and the cost was 20 yen.

It cost 14 yen to purchase 60 boxes of hairspray on 8100nd, XX, XX.

On XX, XX, XX, it cost 20 yen to purchase 50 boxes of hairspray and a set of tea sets.

……

Even if I was mentally prepared, I don't know what to say now.Digging out the previous summary table, the Disciplinary Committee really loves Hairspray, every month.

Ah, I suddenly feel so moved... No wonder!

Hairspray, hairspray, hairspray, hairspray - hairspray, girl!

There is Kusaka, cough, Kusakabe Tetsuya's number in the phone.Hearing the beeps made me feel very irritated, but luckily I was connected after three rings.

"Hello, this is Tetsuya Kusakabe. May I ask Miss Urobuchi what's the matter?"

"Actually nothing."

After contemplating his rhetoric, he lowered the seat and lay down on his back, his dark eyes staring at the ceiling without blinking.

"Hey, Kusakabe-senpai, the hairstyle of the Disciplinary Committee...does it have any special meaning?"

"Well, this haircut is full of motivation."

"Then, that Hibari Kyouya, why..."

"The chairman is full of energy every day, so there is no need."

"That's it." Pfft—it always feels funny to press the nose of the plane on his head. "Then that hairstyle is troublesome to maintain."

Probably talking about his favorite topic, Cao Bi was uncharacteristically excited, "Every time after showering, I have to style my hair before it is dry, and fix it with a headgear before going to bed. If it is messed up, it will be ugly. In order to maintain this I have to get up at four o'clock in the morning for hair every day, and spend three hours doing styling, and hair gel and setting water are essential."

"..." It sounded very troublesome.I don't know why there is a subtle touch?Taking a look at Yamada Masa's blue hair, maybe our student union also wants to get a signature hairstyle?How about a double ponytail.

Yamada was shivering, the chairman looked at him so strangely just now.

"By the way, that's not what Miss Urobuchi wanted to talk about when she called, right?"

"Well, then I won't go around the bush. Senior Kusakabe, I've looked at the past expenditures of the Disciplinary Committee, and to be honest, 'non-essential' items like hairspray shouldn't be reimbursed by the student union."

"But..." The other side was quiet for three seconds, and then Hibari Kyouya's cold voice came, "Do you have any opinions, Xu Yuanqing."

The serene and peaceful town is different from the hustle and bustle of big cities, but it has a special charm. The blue and transparent sky occasionally has a few clouds floating by.

Pedestrians in twos and threes bathed in the warm afternoon sun and strolled along the street. Everything was so beautiful and peaceful—no wonder!

With a strong push, I turned over and jumped out of the school wall. Hibari Kyouya and I ran wildly on Bingsheng Street one after the other, as fast as two gusts of wind.

Looking back from the corner of my eye, the cross-century discussion between Cao Bi and I on the issue of hair spray finally ended with the bosses of both sides going to the rooftop and getting angry as hair spray.Of course, Skylark chased me thousands of miles away for a box of hairspray.In fact, I was so full of hairspray that I satirized his height without any words, and stepped on him frantically on the way to the rooftop.I swear I didn't mean to.

Two gust-like figures, white and black, galloped across half of the city, drew out the wooden knife and swung the silver crutch that was thrown over, I was paralyzed, staring at him with dark almond eyes.But obviously Hibari Kyouya didn't have the skill of dim sum, and completely ignored my eager anticipation to go home for dinner.

"Wow, why didn't you run away?"

Skylark picked up the silver crutches on the ground, and the two sides set up a fighting posture.

"Actually, I think a flat cut is also very energetic, what do you think?" With a bald head, you can even save shampoo.It's a pity that Skylark is not interested in this at all. For him, there is nothing more meaningful than being able to bite and kill Xu Yuanqing, who has lost his mind recently.

The friction between the wooden knife and the crutch produced sparks, and they clanked together.

The wooden knife made it difficult.I think that short weapons such as crutches may be more suitable for me like Skylark.The tiger's mouth was numb from the shock, this guy's strength is really extraordinary, the place where he was drawn hurt like being hit by a bear...Have I been beaten by a bear?

"It's actually distracting." The sharp crutch hit the chin, and the body flew out several meters away uncontrollably.

"Have you lost your memory and even forgot how to fight?" Yunque looked at her disdainfully, but her heart was not at peace.It was obviously the same white uniform as before, but it was not as majestic as usual. "Now you are no different from those herbivores."

Sitting on the ground, I covered my mouth in pain, drips of blood leaked from my fingers, my jaw seemed to be broken, but luckily I didn't spit out two big teeth.

He wiped it carelessly, and the cuffs were stained scarlet.The color of blood greeted the eyes, and it was terribly familiar.I don't know what happened to the sudden excitement and trembling, and there was a madman-like clamor in my ears——

"Does it hurt! The pain of the body being cut directly! The pain of the muscle being cut! Pain—pain is like being alive!!"

pain?

Yes, it hurts.The endless mountains of rubbish, countless people screaming hoarsely in so many foul-smelling days, finally extinguished in the bitter darkness.

"Meteor Street." Muttering this strange yet familiar name, the strange and dark memory fragments flashed in a hurry, leaving no trace.There is only a vague outline of the person who should have engraved hatred in his brain.He was a short man with blue hair and golden eyes.

Like falling into an ice cave, unspeakable negative emotions swelled in my heart.

Standing up slowly, the mud sucked the blood and looked weird. The huge memory hit the brain in an instant and dissipated without a trace. I can't remember, I can't remember why there is so much pain and fear, and where is Meteor Street?

[What you can't remember is not important. 】

I raised my head, bit by bit I pulled out a smile that was distorted by the pain at Hibari who lost interest and wanted to turn away.

"I don't bother to think about what I have forgotten."

Skylark's gray-blue pupils shrank suddenly, and he turned his head viciously to look at Xu Yuanqing, "Say it again."

"I..." Yin Guai, who was coming towards him with a tumbling anger, quickly grabbed his wrist and punched that disgusting face.

Combat requires no memory.

The body automatically secretes dopamine to stimulate the brain, and the pleasure after revenge is even stronger.

But Hibari Kyouya is worthy of being a fierce beast in the world, and he just used his strength to punch back in an instant.Both sides gave up their weapons, no false moves, punches to the flesh.

By the time Kusakabe and Yamada found them, they were both unconscious.

Yunque's white shirt was stained with a large amount of blood, and it is estimated that several bones were broken, and Xu Yuanqing's unrecognizable face also scolded the other party for being merciless.Either knock the opponent down, or fall yourself.Cao Bi, who was familiar with the sharp style of the two, couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

What's the point of this.

The author has something to say: Really, how can we reconcile after breaking up like this!Just finish the settlement like this. . . .Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Haskell dei~