wall jump

The branches of the walnut tree outside the window are slanted, as if holding your breath and twisting your strength, you can break through the window.The shadows of the trees are whirling, and the branches are intertwined, cutting up the whole beam of sunlight at noon and scattering them all over the ground.

Sitting in the last row of the classroom, Li Xian took out his mobile phone, stretched out his hand, and pressed the shutter on the window.Mottled sunlight, floating white clouds, with built-in filter effects.

I don't know how many seas a white dove has to fly before it can sleep peacefully on the sand dunes.I don't know how many years it takes for a mountain to rise before it can be washed into the sea.I don't know how many times a man has to look up before he can see the sky.

But, I know, just that one time, I saw the whole heaven.

You can see with your eyes open, and you can see with your eyes closed.

You can see it when you wake up, and you can see it in your dream.

You can see it in front of your eyes, and you can see it in the sky.

How much I want to, in the depths of the white clouds, build a fence for you to isolate the prosperity of the world, from now on you and I will have nothing to do.

How much I want to, in the depths of the white clouds, drink the wine under the moon with you, taste the jade dew wine together, and whisper endless love words.

How much I want to, in the depths of the white clouds, enjoy the haze with you, even at the last moment, I will sign the marriage contract in the next life.

After editing the above paragraph, Li Xian added two more photos, one was taken just now, and the other is Zhuang Ran lying on the table with the sun hitting his face, half-long hair covering his sword-like eyebrows .

In less than 5 minutes after posting to Moments, there are more than 100 likes and various comments below:

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !what's the situation! ! ! !

Who is the blue boy paper in the photo?begging to hook up

Sure enough, a good-looking boy should belong to another boy

Damn, brother Xian, you can't be considered coming out of the closet at all, you are jumping off the wall!

OMG, who will save this door, I can't stand it

I'm so jealous of those flickering long eyelashes

Son, why don't you explain?

When Li Xian saw this, his heart skipped a beat, he patted his head, and sighed, he actually forgot to set up group sending, and his mother saw it, tsk, really, NOZUONODIE, WHYITRY...

Li Xian could probably imagine what kind of chaos it was when he returned home.Mother Li, named Xue Ning, is a typical scholarly family, a daughter of Xiaojiabiyu, who is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and does not spend half of her daily necessities.I really complied with that sentence, my ten fingers don't touch Yang Chunshui.

Li Xian and his elder brother Li Xing never dared to mess with their mother. The painful lessons they learned as children made them deeply realize that women are made of water.Mom's tears are a very magical thing, he has never figured out where the switch of mom's tears is.In short, the three men in their family are highly unified in the point that no one can provoke Xue Ning.

At this time, taking the initiative to make a phone call was undoubtedly hitting a stone with a pebble. Li Xian decided to let his brother charge forward once.

"Brother, where are you?" Li Xian came out of the classroom and went back to the dormitory to pick up the car.

"Actor, tell me what you have to say, I'm busy." Li Xing took the document from the secretary and signed it, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Brother, is there anyone who hurt your younger brother so easily?" Li Xian was very shameless at Li Xing's behavior of mocking him.

"I know what I'm like. I've been a thief since I was a child. How many times have I taken the blame for you? Let's not talk about it for now. Let's just say that every time you make your mother cry, it's not just me who coaxes you Fuck, how much I've let you down in my fucking life, I'm going to pay off my fucking debts in this life." Li Xing spoke more and more vigorously, as if he had finally found an outlet.

"Brother, tell me how many dirty words you put in your words, let my mother hear it, just wait for her to cry." Li Xian got into the car.

"Fuck, it must be a fucking recording for you to say that, little bastard, wait for you to go home, and see how I deal with you." Li Xing said to his younger brother, who always held onto him. I hate it so much.

"Brother, let's get down to business. I'll go to your company to pick you up now and come home with me." Li Xian was actually quite nervous at this moment. After all, he had just shown off in Moments and accidentally opened the cabinet door.

"Fuck, ancestor, have you caused something serious again? You wouldn't tell mom about our dad meeting his first girlfriend at the class reunion last week, would you?" Li Xing felt that his mom would be blown away recently. For Mao, this is considered a big deal.

"When did this happen? How did you know?" Li Xian felt that he had missed the opportunity to collect his father's crimes.

"Damn it, I gave you free information again, oh, my brain, who else can I do? Isn't the accountant of my company a high school classmate of my dad's? Uncle Xu said it yesterday. He also said that The female classmate now regrets breaking up with our dad. I heard that her husband was drinking and drinking all day long. Damn, it’s fortunate that my dad broke up with her at that time, otherwise we can’t say who we will be sons?" Li Xing said while talking. Several documents were signed.

"Whoever becomes a son is a son. It doesn't matter whether the father has changed. The key is that the mother is still the mother." Li Xian sighed.

"What you said, dad is so sad. After all, he is the one who contributed two sperm. Don't record this sentence, or our Dean Li will be really sad." Li Xing didn't want himself and his brother Complicity, quickly clarify yourself.

"There is no recording of this sentence. I went downstairs to your company. Brother, go home this afternoon. You really have something to do." Li Xian turned off the engine, pushed down the car window, and put his arm on it.

"Ancestor, other people's homes are all fake ancestors. You are my real ancestor. Fuck, I'm just used to you." He said unforgivingly, but Li Xing still explained to the secretary and canceled the afternoon. Three meetings, took the coat and went downstairs.

"The big devil asked for leave this afternoon!!!!!! Oh yeah~~~" The secretary told the shocking news in the group.

Li Xing is a workaholic. He has never left early, and he insists on going to work even when he is sick. Even if he asks for leave, he still spends the whole afternoon, which is amazing!

The little girl at the front desk shrank under the computer, turned her head to look at the back of the distant president, and started counting down. The moment Li walked out, the whole company was in a state of excitement. It was more joyful than giving out year-end bonuses, because everyone can be on time today. get off work.

Seeing Li Xing in a suit coming out of the building, Li Xian honked the horn.He whistled towards Li Xing.

Li Xing strode towards the car, threw the clothes in his hand on Li Xian's head, and sat on the co-pilot.He stretched his hand over Li Xian's chin, and looked left and right.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Li Xian patted Li Xing's hand, frowning.

"Fuck, let's see what a big deal my little ancestor has done, and he has to let me do the work." Li Xing stared at Li Xian intently.

"Hey, it's not a big deal, that's it. I posted a status in Moments, and then, I forgot to choose a group, so my mother saw it, and she asked me to explain to her what happened." Li Xian started the car, From the corner of my eye, I closely observed Li Xing's reaction.

"You won't be? Fuck, I won't listen, I won't listen." Li Xing shook his head.After waiting for a long time, Li Xian didn't respond, and he couldn't hold back any longer. "Fuck, if I don't listen to you, will you really stop talking?"

"That's right, me..." Li Xing shook his head again and covered his ears.

In fact, these two people really came out of the same mother's womb, they only have one virtue, and they are full of drama.However, only Li Xian could see Li Xing's sullen virtues. For so many years, no one except Li Xian knew that Li Xing was very dishonest!

Li Xian couldn't hold back, and committed the next crime, slapping his brother on the shoulder. "I owe you what I owe, guarding that big company, working hard all day long, our family is short of your food or short of your clothes, what are you doing so hard?"

"Fuck, I've been working so hard. Who caused this? From our father to you, no one is willing to take over the company of grandpa. I won't do it. You have no conscience." Li Xing raised his hand, When it came to Li Xian's face, he didn't want to put his hands down, and finally pinched his face lightly.

"Fuck, I don't want to do it. This young man is as beautiful as a flower and jade, but I have raised him since I was a child. My brother is like a father." After speaking, he patted Li Xian's head with his hands.

Li Xing's words were actually telling the truth. From childhood to adulthood, my mother kept her ears to the outside world, and she couldn't do everything about the child's affairs.Dad is busy with the hospital all day long, evaluating titles, and doing research projects, so he has no time to care about them.Li Xing is 5 years older than Li Xianxu, and since his younger brother was born, he has taken on the heavy responsibility of taking care of his younger brother.Although there is a nanny at home, Li Xian has been clinging to himself since he was a child. Looking at his younger brother's watery eyes, Li Xing did not harden his heart after all, which led him to go further and further on the road of taking the blame.

"Is this what you posted today? The boy has grown up well, a very energetic young man, is this your little boyfriend?" Li Xing was not surprised at all that his younger brother found him a younger brother, a husband.

"Brother, you accept it so calmly, I'm a little at a loss. You're a straight steel man." Li Xian felt that his brother was the calm before the storm.

It would be self-deception to say that he was not surprised. When Li Xing first saw it, his heart almost stopped.But when I think about my younger brother who has never had a girlfriend since he was a child, it becomes clearer. Although the younger brother keeps saying that he once had a girlfriend who had a crush on him for 280 days, according to his later investigation, he found that Li Xian was an ass to that girl. To like is to simply adore.I said that I learned the SD theme song for that girl, because I said that he couldn't sing it, and he learned it because he was not convinced.Just like a rebellious child.

"What's so strange, fuck, I've been delicately like a little aunt since I was a child, who girl can stand you, it's a good thing you found a boyfriend who is more handsome than you."

"It was love at first sight, the two of us, I confessed to the male god first, let me tell you, our male god is a top student in the classic Chinese medicine class, with seven years of undergraduate and master's degrees, and his professional knowledge is several blocks ahead of his peers. class, dad even praised him, dad rarely compliments people, tsk tsk, also, my male god is on the school basketball team, he plays very well, nicknamed Xiao Ruchuanfeng, and his The phone ringtone is the same as mine, or my cover version..."

Li Xing looked at his younger brother's nympho expression, and got goosebumps, "Fuck, you are so brave, you confessed your love after the second meeting, you two have had such a fucking enmity in your previous life, It's love at first sight in this life, so to speak, you fall in love with someone at first sight, but people don't fall in love with you at first sight." Li Xing curled his lips, but couldn't understand how his younger brother was nourished by love.

"Who said that, brother, it was a little bit at first, but yesterday the male god kissed me." Li Xian smiled like a chrysanthemum.

Li Xing gestured for him to stop. "I don't need to disclose the details, just give me the result. I know, mom will leave it to me. Dad has nothing to worry about. He is very open-minded."

Li Xian parked the car in his garage, rushed over to Li Xing upstairs, and kissed him excitedly.

"Fuck, like a little girl, I owed you in my last life, get out of the car, bastard."

When they got home and opened the door, they saw Ms. Xue Ning, wearing a blue and white cheongsam, sitting on the sofa with a silk handkerchief in her hand. This was obviously a prelude to crying.The two brothers looked at each other, and sat next to Xue Ning, one on the left and one on the right.

"Okay, tell me, did my mother violate some heavenly rules in her previous life and was punished to come down to earth to suffer, why is she so obvious that I don't want to worry about it, woo~~~" The rhythm was very precise, and she burst into tears.

"Miss Xue, you must have been an immortal in the sky in your previous life. You have come down to earth and you will return to the class of immortals in the future. You have to behave well." Li Xian patted his mother on the shoulder.

In this family, except for Dean Li, there is no normal mother who has multiple children.Not a family, do not enter a door.

"Mom, why did you tell Xianxian to find a girl?" Seeing his mother's tears back, Li Xing hurriedly asked.

"Get married, have a baby, and take care of him." Xue Ning wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, took out the mirror beside her, and looked around, "Is my makeup still intact?"

"No." Li Xing shook his head.

"I hate it, who asked you, I asked Xianxian?"

Li Xian watched his mother give his brother a supercilious look, and quickly said, "No, Miss Xue is exquisite."

The Li family has an invisible rule, that is, you can't call Xue Ning "mother" or "wife", that is, you can't call her old.So the brothers called her Miss Xue.

"Where did you just say?" Ms. Xue looked at the two of them.

"Get married and have a child, take care of him." Li Xing reminded

"Oh, yes, that's it. You said how to find a man to give birth to him. Why, oh, you can also take care of him. Then you can't have children, right." Ms. Xue had tears on her face again.

"Miss Xue, these days, even finding a woman is not necessarily willing to have a baby with him. Nowadays, young people don't have enough fun. How can they have time to take care of children? Even if they are 30 years old, is it necessary to have a baby?" If you get married at the age of 28, then you have to start looking for a girlfriend at the age of 26, so you have to get married first, if it’s not suitable, you have to change a few in the middle, even one a year, so that he can’t keep up with the current dating.” Li Xing forcibly brainwashed.

"It sounds like that, so can you hold a grandson or granddaughter?" Ms. Xue knocked on Li Xian.

"Miss Xue, do you really want a child to call you grandma as soon as possible?" Li Xian struck while the iron was hot.

Ms. Xue Ning's complexion changed several times, as if she saw some ghosts and snakes, she shook her head.She waved her hand, this matter, stop here, she doesn't care, let the two little brats go where to go.

"Brother, thank you, I'm going back to school first, you can take a taxi back by yourself." After speaking, Li Xian picked up the car keys and ran out.

"Fuck, throw it away after using it, little turtle, what work do you still have to go to, I want to go back, if you stimulate the employees more, let them relax for a long time." After finishing speaking, he went back to the room and fell on the bed and began to catch up on sleep.

After a false alarm, Li Xian happily returned to school, drove directly to the downstairs of Bo Zhongyuan, and asked Zhuang Ran to come out.

"What's wrong? So happy?" Zhuang Ran walked to the side of the car and said with his hands on the roof.

"Get in the car and tell you." Li Xian beamed brightly.

"I just got out of the closet with my mother." Li Xian picked a head for Che.

"oh".Zhuang Ran leaned against the co-pilot without turning his head.

"Boyfriend, shouldn't you be particularly surprised?" Li Xian felt that he was the worst failure in the whole world when he came out of the closet, and no one praised him.

"I want to say that my mother will know the day you confess your love. What will you do?" Zhuang Ran turned his head.

"What?" Li Xian slammed on the brakes with an expression of disbelief.

"Fuck, baby, be careful, you're not an old driver." Tsk, Zhuang Ran didn't expect Li Xian to react so much.

Li Xian pulled over and pulled Zhuang Ran, put his mouth to him, and kissed Zhuang Ran's forehead.

Zhuang Ran's body was stiff at first, and then his shoulders relaxed, allowing Li Xian to hug him like this.

The author has something to say:

Continue tomorrow, Mama Li is very cute.