Small pink butterfly

For men, it is more exciting than urinating on the street in the middle of the night and being illuminated by car lights. In addition to using too much toilet in other people's homes and clogging the toilet, there is also the joint open classroom of three classes, the amphitheater In the middle of the night, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a pair of women's underwear was thrown out of the schoolbag and hung on the male classmate's head.

In the end, I saw the school newspaper. Xiao Fendi quickly became a celebrity on campus through the incident of women's underpants, and she would always be taken out to chew on her tongue after dinner.

Fortunately, he couldn't hear it, and he pretended not to hear it. He seemed to be okay, but he was living in a chic way, and he didn't have any other shameful thoughts except that he wanted to eat dog meat.

In order to balance her complexion, Xiao Fendi used her hands to cover the darker side of her face when she saw the sun these days, focusing on the fairer side. She also carried a small mirror with her every day when she was free, and secretly took it out to take pictures , he recently discovered that the color difference between the two sides of the face is becoming less and less obvious, which is really gratifying.

During the class break that day, he quietly took out the small mirror again, turned his head to look around, and found that no one was looking at him, so he buried his head and secretly began to carefully observe his face.

A lot of thin dead skin appeared on the side with darker skin, and the new skin under the lifted small pieces was white.

Suddenly, a woman's face appeared in the mirror unexpectedly. Her face was pale, her eyes were round and round, and her blood-red lips were horribly tight. She said sinisterly, "Why is your face like this?"

"Ah!" Xiao Fendi was so frightened that he instinctively clutched the mirror tightly in his hand, twisted his forearm, let go, and threw it at her face.

"Fuck!" The woman straightened up sharply, barely avoiding her face, and the mirror hit her flat chest, "Xiao Fandie, do you have a grudge against me? If you hit me so hard, if you destroy my flowery picture Yu's face, I'm not finished with you!"

Only then did Xiao Fendi see clearly that the owner of this "flowery and jade" face was Yan Minmin, the president of Sand Sculpture Club.

"You..." Xiao Fendi hesitated to speak, looked up and down, with a stiff expression, and said, "Why did you suddenly remember to put on makeup today?"

Yan Minmin smiled brightly, "Recently, the school makeup website came to teach me. I have been doing it for two hours. Does it look good?"

Xiao Fendi watched her apply a lot of lipstick that protruded from her lips and her ghostly white skin after she applied several layers. She was silent for a while, then nodded stiffly, and said, "It looks good."

"Yes, yes!" Yan Minmin grinned with a grin, and moved closer to him, looking at him face to face, and the pimples on his face "rusted" down, "Why is your face like this? It reminds me of..."

"Fatal Fortune Zhong Shenxiu, yin and yang are at dawn," Xiao Fendi rolled his eyes, and helped her complete it by the way, "Isn't there something new?"

"What?" Yan Minmin didn't understand why Xiao Fandie began to recite poems while talking, and danced with excitement: "Your face is so handsome! It's like the protagonist in the legend of evil gods, the kind... Black and white, both good and evil, both yin and yang, good and evil, anyway, it's a cool rogue!"

"Really...so handsome?!" Xiao Fendi was delighted by what she said, and she put it down when she originally covered half of her face, snatched the mirror from her hand and looked at it, and felt more and more handsome, and her mood Once it was done, even Yan Minmin's female ghost face looked pleasing to the eye, and he excitedly asked, "What evil spirit? Where did you see it?"

He wants to see it too!There is such a handsome setting? !

"Hmm... Let me think about it..." Yan Minmin frowned and grieved, thinking hard for a long time, and said: "Oh, I can't remember, but he is really handsome! It would be better if black and white are more distinct!"

Hearing this, Xiao Fendi looked regretful, and said: "I posted some photos two days ago, and the contrast was obvious at the beginning!"

"Oh!" Yan Minmin also had a look of pity, and his fingers were about to poke on his forehead, "Why are you so overwhelmed?! Why are you posting it?!"

"Where did I know about the legend of evil gods?!" Xiao Fendi rubbed his chestnut hair. He regretted it very much now and could only sigh regretfully. He used to have such a handsome hairstyle and was forced to cut it off. He also had it Such a cool face was ruined by himself!

"I'm going to slip away first, and organize a dinner at the old place tonight!" Yan Minmin rang at the same time as the class bell, and before he finished speaking, he had already run to the door of the classroom, with a gust of wind, the air was filled with choking powdery smell.

Xiao Fendi stared at her face in the small mirror that was no longer black and white, feeling annoyed for the whole class.

After class, he thought about it, took out his mobile phone and prepared to send a message to Cen Yi to report about the dinner party tonight, after thinking about it, he put away his mobile phone, and decided to have dinner with Boss Cen, even though the president of Sand Sculpture praised him before Approved his hairstyle, and now praised his face.

When Cen Yi drove over to pick up people in the afternoon, he found that student Xiao seemed to be in a good mood. He was smiling all the way and stopped wearing a mask.

"You seem very happy today?" Cen Yi put Di Bao in the arms of little friend Xiao, fastened his seat belt for him, picked a newly opened restaurant, entered the navigation, and fastened himself a seat belt.

"That's right!" Xiao Fendi patted the dog's head, feeling that the little dog has become cute, "I'm super happy."

Before I was happy for a few minutes, there was a burst of dampness from the fabric of the pants on the thigh against the leg, showing warmth, and then turned cold.

"Fuck! Cen Yi!" Xiao Fendi was furious, and threw the dog back onto Cen Yi's lap. His movements were rough and his tone was furious. He wanted to poke a hole in the dog's head with one finger. Pee on me! Can you communicate with it, I am not a bathroom here!"

"Did you hear that?! You can't bully your mother!" Cen Yi smacked Di Bao's ass as a punishment, then turned to comfort Xiao Fendi with his eyes. Why don't you beat the one who has passed the toilet? It is afraid of you, so it doesn't dare."

"Okay! Don't feel bad about it!" Xiao Fendi was determined to retaliate, and with a serious face, he grabbed the dog by the nape of his neck and brought it over. He slapped the furry buttocks a few times, making it howl.

Cen Yi really didn't feel bad, he didn't even wrinkle his brows, he knew Xiao Fendi wouldn't be too cruel, he was just afraid that his baby would be so angry that he wouldn't be able to eat at night.

"Wait for me in the car for a while and be right back."

Xiao Fendi was puzzled: "Where are you going?"

Cen Yi glanced at the dark cloth on his thigh, and said, "You're wet."

Wow!Little brother, speak clearly!Where is it wet? !

Cen Yi parked the car in a shopping mall, kissed the corner of Xiao Fendi's mouth lightly, opened the door and got out of the car.

After a while, he came back with a handbag.

"Change it." Cen Yi handed over the handbag with the well-known luxury logo printed on it, and Cen Yi said with a straight face: "Show yourself."

Xiao Fendin blushed, and the handbag got into the back seat. He no longer wanted to correct Boss Cen's serious talk.

"Then what..." Xiao Fendi's trousers had already been unbuttoned, and his belly button was already exposed. Looking at Boss Cen, who turned from the driver's seat and stared at him, he pulled his trousers in embarrassment. Discussed: "Boss Cen, can you switch back? If you are like this, I can't change it at all!"

Cen Yi seemed really puzzled: "Why? You change yours."

How do you change it when you look at it like this? !

"No reason?! Turn around for me, don't turn around!" Xiao Fendi simply went over to straighten his body, forced him to look straight ahead, and muttered, "Why didn't I realize you were so shameless before..."

Boss Cen twitched the corners of his lips quietly, then turned back, "You trade yours, I see mine, they have nothing to do with each other."

It was the first time Xiao Fendi saw such a shameless Boss Cen, she was stunned, and shouted fiercely: "You're going to make my mother look hard on me, how can I change it?!"

After shouting, she blushed, from her neck to her ears.

I I I... what am I talking about wow!

Cen Yi looked at the rosy Xiao Lobster, and couldn't help but want to laugh. He said provocatively, "You still want to live together if you have the guts?"

Xiao Fendi: "..."

Ha!Can't cohabitants sleep together?There are many opportunities to meet honestly, and it's not a girl's house, so why are you ashamed!

Xiao Fendi was heartbroken, and opened the zipper, and when he was about to peel it off, Cen Yi said in a deep voice, "Wait a minute."

Cen Yi opened the back seat door, sat next to him, stared straight at him, as if performing some kind of ritual, with a solemn expression, and said, "Let's get started."

"..." Xiao Fendi's whole body turned red this time.

Under Cen's fiery gaze, the inexperienced little friend Xiao lived up to everyone's expectations and was moved. A stray lamb looked at the "culprit" at a loss like a sheep.

In the end, Boss Cen served the people manually with a smirk. The people were powerless, and the whole process was clearly arranged.

Fortunately, the new trousers had not been changed at that time, otherwise, Boss Cen would have to go to the mall to buy trousers again, not only to buy long trousers, but also to wear a pair of shorts.

"This time I love the young, next time it's your turn to respect the old." Cen Yi looked at Xiao friend who had blurred eyes with a smile, leaned over and kissed the corners of his blushing eyes, and said, "Change your pants, are you hungry? Today Go to a new restaurant, you should like it."

I'm hungry you big head ghost!Will bully people!old rascal!

Seeing that Xiao Fendi didn't move for a long time, Cen Yi retracted his hand that was originally on the car door, and said with a playful face, "What? You don't have the strength to wear pants at this level?"

"..." Xiao Fendi almost wanted to bump his head into his car to death, who is this shameless thing? !His boss, Cen, even combs his hair meticulously!

Xiao Fendi shivered and put on his pants while angrily deciding that he should reconsider the matter of cohabitation, and he should not be too hasty.