When the big detective hits the tow bottle

So the local rich man Letian was so proud of himself, and swaggered into the police car holding his wife Tang Qiu's hand.The little traffic policeman in the car graciously handed the two of them mineral water, turned on the music radio, and said with a smile: "Please fasten your seat belts and adjust the seats to a comfortable position, we are about to set off."

Le Tian raised his legs and gave orders: "Let's go!"

"Yes!" The little traffic policeman turned off his siren, stepped on the accelerator, and the police car drove away with a sacred mission.

Far behind them, a black car stopped on the side of the road, the door opened, and two long legs stepped on shiny leather shoes to the ground. A tall man walked to the rear of the car, reached out to fish, took off the license plate, and replaced it. Get a new license plate.The man walked to the front of the car slowly, touched the front of the car that had been knocked out with a large dent, and looked up at the direction the police car was driving away, his gaze gradually became sinister.

In the police car, Tang Qiu and Bureau Song were negotiating the details of the case on the phone. Letian yawned a lot, and naturally put his head on Tang Qiu's shoulder, and Tang Qiu also naturally raised his hand, holding him in his arms , let him lie down more comfortably.

The little traffic policeman stared dumbfounded in the rearview mirror.

Le Tian looked like a villain: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a gay guy fall in love?"

The little traffic policeman swallowed hard, and immediately looked away.

"How long?" Tang Qiu asked after hanging up the phone.

The little traffic policeman said, "Soon, 10 minutes."

"A good news, and a bad news." Le Tian pinched Le Tian's face, lowered his head slightly and asked, "Which one do you want to hear first?"

Letian thought about it seriously: "Good news, after all, I have heard too much bad news today."

Tang Qiudao: "The special police sent by the Song Bureau have been in ambush for a long time in Panling, and they caught a group of sneaky suspects. They have accents from Qujing, Yunnan and locals from Jiangcheng."

Le Tian patted Tang Qiu's thigh: "Great! What about the bad news?"

Tang Qiu's face paled for a moment, but at least he held back his screams. He calmed down and said in pain, "Take it easy in the future. The bad news is that no drugs were found at the scene."

Le Tian was stunned: "How is this possible?"

Tang Qiu stroked his chin with his fingers, thinking: "Brother Shan didn't lie to us, so the drugs must be hidden somewhere, where could it be?"

The police car stopped abruptly, and the little traffic policeman said courteously, "Here we are, both of you."

Looking out from the car window, among the bushes, dozens of cowering men were pinned down on the mud by heavily armed special police, with terrified faces and a guilty conscience.

Seeing Tang Qiu and Le getting out of the car, Fan Tianlei and Ding Hongwei, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately surrounded them.Le Tian excitedly said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo did you miss me!"

Fan Tianlei also excitedly said: "Wow wah wah wah wah, did you bring any special products?"

Le Tian said angrily: "You know special products, I brought you shredded and dried murderers from the prison, do you want to eat them?"

Ding Hongwei touched Letian's head, and the joy on his face was obvious: "It's good to be back, it's good to be back, it's really hard for you two. If the leader of Yueqing is alive, seeing that Xiao Letian can stand alone, I will definitely Will be very happy."

Le Tian was about to nod his head and speak, but Tang Qiu directly interrupted him: "What's going on at the scene?"

Ding Hongwei said: "As Consultant Tang said, we captured a group of suspects here, but no trace of drug trafficking was found at the scene. According to their leader, they are just tourists who came here for a self-driving tour."

Tang Qiu frowned and looked at the group of men with their heads in their hands. All of them were vicious and fierce. No matter what they looked like, they did not look like ordinary tourists who came here to play, so he sneered, "What are you doing here in the middle of the night? Field battles Is it?"

Le Tian covered his mouth and exclaimed: "Boss Tang, you actually like to play like this!"

Tang Qiu kicked him lightly, and made a threatening gesture to him, and Le Tian immediately made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

One of the men, who seemed to be the leader, spoke aggressively with a foreign accent: "You don't care, we are good people!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Fan Tianlei kicked over and kicked the other party back, and when the leader fell to the ground, his brows suddenly frowned, looking very painful.

"Hey, wait." Letian's eyes widened suddenly, and he bent over to lean forward, staring affectionately at the leader's buttocks.

"Ahem, Letian!" Tang Qiu blushed a little and called him in a low voice.

Fan Tianlei took a closer look, and burst into a burst of unscrupulous laughter in an instant: "Little Letian, why is your crotch ripped?"

Le Tian blushed, blushed, and blushed: "Ahem, what, I got scratched just now. Seriously, hey, big brother, let me ask you, do you have hemorrhoids?"

Being questioned in public whether he has hemorrhoids, even in this situation, the leader became angry from embarrassment: "None of your business, you are sick!"

Letian nodded, and said very understandingly: "Okay, then there is. Let me ask you again, are you constipated?"

The boss's face turned pale, and he was about to yell at Tang Qiu when he saw Tang Qiu raise his fist threateningly out of the corner of his eye, he paused, swallowed the swear words, and said angrily, "Did I use your toilet paper? It's so wide."

Le Tian clapped his palms together: "That's not true, yes, that's great, let's do a live broadcast!"

"What live broadcast?" The leader looked at him in astonishment, as if he was looking at a fool.

"What else can there be live broadcasting, live broadcasting for all people!" Letian yelled loudly, "Come on, come on, folks, handsome policemen, please do me a favor, someone will help me with a mobile phone and a selfie stick."

Fan Tianlei handed him his mobile phone and asked curiously, "What kind of tricks are you going to play again, Xiao Letian?"

Le Tian found a tree branch on the spot, tied his mobile phone to it, and then smiled and said to the leader: "Come on, old man, I will double-click 666 for you."

The leader froze for a moment: "What?"

Letian made a vigorous movement: "Come and shit!"

The leader's face turned pale in an instant, fine cold sweat began to break out on his forehead, and he stammered: "Fart, fart! Why do you want me to pull and I will pull?"

Le Tian shrugged: "Just because you gathered people to step on the site in the middle of the night, not to mention your intentions, and even trampled on the cherries in the orchard."

Everyone looked down, and as expected, a large piece of cherry fruit that had been growing densely was trampled into mud by these people mercilessly, so they all moved aside calmly.

The leader pointed at the special police officers and said angrily, "I didn't step on it alone, they stepped on it too!"

Letian said innocently: "They, who are you talking about? I only saw you sneaky people stepping on it."

The leader looked again, and the special police officers who surrounded him just now had withdrawn from the nursery in the blink of an eye, leaving them squatting in place.

"You despicable bastards!" the leader roared.

"Come on, come on, big brother will perform one." Letian opened a live broadcast room called "Jiangcheng Police Station", raised his mobile phone enthusiastically, and showed a bright smile at the camera, "Old irons, let's go for a wave of gifts~ "

A large barrage of bullet screens appeared densely on the screen: "Jiangcheng Police Station live-streamed arresting criminals at three o'clock in the morning?"

"The policeman has worked hard!"

"There are so many suspects, is this a collective fraud?"

"Who is the young man in the live broadcast? He is full of energy!"

Le Tian excitedly introduced: "Good evening, folks, we have prepared a special program for you this time, which is performed by the brothers behind me-live shit!"

Everyone fell.

The barrage went crazy: "Has the Jiangcheng Police Station's account been hacked?"

"Live shit, oh my god, I'm going to ask my wife to come over and watch it together."

"Why don't you perform a handstand and shit?"

The boss was so angry: "Fart you, I will never do such a thing in my life!"

"Really?" Feeling that the back of his head was pressed against a cold hard object, and the leader's whole body was stiff, Tang Qiu held a gun and said coldly, "Or do you want us to help you take out the things in your intestines?"

Fan Tianlei was confused by Le Tian, ​​and after hearing Tang Qiu's words, he suddenly realized: "Boss Tang, you mean...they hid the drugs?"

Tang Qiu nodded, and said coldly: "Drug dealers' old trick, as long as there is a hole, they can be used as a container."

Fan Tianlei was justified, patted Ding Hongwei on the shoulder, and said with emotion: "Hey, brother Ding, don't tell me, these drug dealers are really imaginative. Hey, I met you when you were in Yunnan to fight against drugs." I have never seen such a dangerous drug dealer.”

Ding Hongwei smiled faintly: "That's true. I was so busy controlling the scene just now that I forgot that there is such a possibility."

After being exposed by Tang Qiu, the leader faltered like a deflated balloon, begging with a mournful face: "My lords, I was forced too, can you treat me leniently for the sake of my truthful confession?"

"It's natural." Tang Qiu looked at the other drug dealers with a smile, "And you, whoever pulls well, pulls more, and doesn't hide anything privately, will be considered guilty and meritorious."

When the drug dealers heard this, their mouths stiffened, and they all expressed their opinions that they should take good care of themselves and start a new life.

The leader twitched and said, "That's it, right here?"

"That's it!" Letian found a perfect angle, fixed the phone on the stone, and said teasingly, "This place has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the scenery is pleasant. There are fertile cherry bushes under your feet. You can smell the fragrance of the fruit when you are pulling. Is there a better place for gathering crowds than here?"

The boss was dejected and tangled for a long time, finally gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, took off his pants and squatted on the ground, covered his face with his hands and said, "Don't slap your face, don't slap your face!" They took off their pants and squatted down.In the camera, dozens of men with half-faded pants squatted together, and the scene was spectacular for a while.

The national live broadcast at [-] o'clock in the morning saw the traffic peak of this year. Millions of viewers couldn't sleep. They gathered friends and friends to squeeze into the same live broadcast room. screen.

"Oh my god, when I first came up, I thought I had caught a group of field fighters. After a closer look, why are they all men?"

"It's so hot, I must give the police a thumbs up!"

"Actually, I am more concerned about whether their chrysanthemums are cool..."

Letian distributed masks to the special police officers one by one: "Come on, you've worked hard today, you must give Song Bureau a good meal when you go back."

In this way, under the attention of the people of the whole country, the Jiangcheng Police Department successfully cracked a huge drug trading case, seized nearly 47 catties of drugs and [-] drug traffickers at the scene.In addition, in the subsequent interrogation, a secret drug abuse base rooted in the underground of Jiangcheng was found out by following the clues, and nearly a thousand people were involved in the case.According to the testimony of a drug trafficker leader nicknamed "Long Ma", the severe punishment prison group was corrupt-corrupt and corrupt-corrupt. The image of the bureau has caused a major threat to social security, and he will be temporarily detained and investigated and dealt with.

The author has something to say: At the live broadcast, drug dealer A blushed due to constipation and failed to excrete it. Just as he was working hard, drug dealer B rushed over like a whirlwind, and a violent storm came out as soon as he squatted down.

Drug dealer A: Dude, I really envy you.

Drug dealer B: I'm envious, I haven't taken off my pants yet!