When the big detective hits the tow bottle

Tang Qiu: "Swipe the card."

Miss shopping guide: "???"

Le Tian yelled: "You are crazy! This is obviously a dealer!"

The shopping guide lady repeated mechanically: "Sir, the total is 860 yuan."

Tang Qiu said, "Swipe the card."

"Okay." The shopping guide saw Tang Qiu's expression was not good, so he didn't dare to delay any longer, wrote the receipt and stamped it, and brought the POS machine with both hands.

Tang Qiu opened the wallet—Letian stretched his neck to look—a thick stack of Grandpa Mao, a few shiny gold bank cards, a stack of colorful supermarket discount cards, and ID cards.

Le Tian reached out and pinched the corner of the ID card: "Wow, Boss Tang, you look good. Didn't the police uncle give you a P?"

Tang Qiu knocked off his hand, revealing half of the photo from the back of the ID card.

The photo was crumpled and yellowed, and what was exposed was the waterscape of Jiangcheng in the evening and a pair of shoes, and no one could be seen.

Tang Qiu frowned, quickly stuffed the photo back, and said with displeasure, "Don't move around."

"Oh." Letian scratched his head, thinking that maybe it was an important memory for him.Thinking of this, Le Tian was not convinced, and was even more curious about how many stories this Tang Qiu had hidden in him.

The furniture city delivered the new bed to the home for free, and Lotte stretched out on the bed basking in the sun happily. He only felt that life was beautiful, and it all depended on messing around.So, Lotte started to do things.

"Boss Tang!"

"doing what?"

"Boss Tang!"

"???"

"Boss Tang!"

"Say something quickly, if you have a fart..."

"You scolded Boss Tang!"

"..."

"It's okay, I don't mind, you can scold me, I like to hear you scold me, everyone scolds me."

Tang Qiu was completely convinced.

"My bed is big and comfortable, come and try it!"

The door opened with a "squeak", and Tang Qiu leaned in half of his body. He had just taken a shower, his hair was still wet, and his chest muscles were faintly visible under his shirt.

Lotte swallowed.

Tang Qiu wiped the ticking drops of water from his hair, and mocked, "Master."

The young master Le Tian rolled on the bed: "Come on, I invite you to come to the young master's big bed room... Bah, big bed."

Tang Qiu walked over, sat on the bed unceremoniously, and commented: "Well, it's really comfortable."

Le Tian was wrapped into a silkworm chrysalis, with only half of his face exposed, and squirmed towards Tang Qiu.

Tang Qiu put his index finger against his forehead and said expressionlessly, "What are you going to do again?"

Letian said innocently: "What, what am I doing?"

Tang Qiu shook off a hand that was trying to touch his chest muscles, and got up to leave.But Le Tian saw this opportunity, flew up and threw him on the bed, turned over and rode on it, controlling the opponent's limbs with hands and feet.

Tang Qiu had never seen such a shameless little bastard, he couldn't break free, and immediately said angrily: "Presumptuous!"

Le Tian Yin|Laughing: "Scream, scream, even if you break your throat, no one will come to rescue you!"

Tang Qiu felt like a little daughter-in-law who was forced by a traitor, her handsome face flushed, and she said in a deep voice, "I warn you, let me go!"

With a knife on Sezi's head, Le Tian was completely obsessed with sex, how could he listen to Tang Qiu's warning, and pursed his lips and wanted to kiss him.However, a chill came, and something hard pressed against his forehead.

"If you want to die, get off me."

Le Tian rolled away in a hurry, watching Tang Qiu put the silver gun back into his cuffs anxiously, feeling very regretful in his heart.

Tang Qiu gave him a cold look, opened the door and left.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Le Tian began to throw pillows in the room, and finally got tired after venting for a long time, spread out on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.After thinking about it, he finally mustered up the courage to turn on the phone screen.

The moment the phone was turned on, missed calls and text messages popped up like a snowflake. Letian secretly complained and tried to turn it off, but it was too late—a familiar call request lit up the screen: "Lafayette".

The woman's roar almost shattered Letian's eardrums: "Letian! How dare you run away from home and turn off your phone! Get out of here, I'm going to break your leg!"

Letian Duan said: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has been temporarily unavailable, please dial again later. Sorry, The subscriber you dialed cannot be connected..."

"Fuck you| Damn Sorry! After staying abroad for so long, I can't speak English as well as China Mobile, so don't be ashamed of yourself!"

"..." Letian, "Mom, just scold me if you scold me, why are you still scolding yourself..."

The woman said angrily: "I'm scolding you bastard! Where are you now? Get out of here, don't force me to find someone from the police station to locate my phone, it will be too late..."

Lotte: "..."

Letian: "Ah? What are you talking about, my signal is not very good, what's the matter with the drifting bottle!"

Hanging up the call, Le Tian frantically pressed the switch button, and a video request popped up: "Detective Ji Renjie".

"Uncle!"

On the screen, a handsome man grinned loudly, and said "I wipe" with a strong penetrating power: "Where are you fooling around, you|Mom, my eldest sister yells at me every day to arrest people, and the noise made several of my girls go to hell !"

Letian smiled "hehe" and said, "I'm out to play with my friends. Uncle, I found a job, and I'll treat you to dinner when I get paid."

The man made an exaggerated mouth shape: "Sure, brat, let's eat sashimi at Four Seasons."

Le Tian: "Don't eat sashimi, you will get parasites and diarrhea, how about I treat you to eat spicy hot pot?"

The man pretended to be angry and said: "I believe you, you cheapskate, count the ball, when you have time to live with my uncle, I won't let you|Mom know."

Le Tian said: "No, I still have to work to make money, so I'll come back to you."

The man said: "Hey, I had a lot of fun outside, be careful, don't let someone kidnap and sell you."

Le Tian fully agreed, and then urged: "My mother's side, help me carry it first."

The man blew a kiss: "Okay, I'll try my best. Le Tiantian, come back when you have time, uncle loves you!"

Le Tian also made a pouting gesture, and the nephew and uncle bid farewell.

Tang Qiu sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and watched the news. The flickering fluorescent lights of the TV projected his head on the wall, forming an angular silhouette.

A drop of liquid dripped on his neck, making people feel a chill for no reason.

A cold, trembling hand slowly touched Tang Qiu's back, accompanied by a zombie-like hoarse "clack".

Tang Qiu fished it back and pushed the head of the "zombie" into the sofa: "Is it fun?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Tang Qiu let go of his hand unceremoniously, and Le Tian was finally able to take a big breath of fresh air, flatteringly said: "Boss Tang, you are really good at it, the zombie was killed by you! Good luck, congratulations on eating chicken!"

Tang Qiu snorted lightly, but continued to concentrate on the news, seeing Le Tian as the air.

Letian is not making fun of himself, and following Tang Qiu's gaze, the news is reporting that the auction of the precious "Jinyouyu" heart-changing bottle, which shocked both at home and abroad, was bought at a high price by a rich Chinese businessman who did not want to be named. This treasure will be donated to the National Museum unconditionally.At the press conference held by the museum, several collectors showed a positive attitude.

A shrewd woman in a white suit was expressing her praise for the donor, using exaggerated rhetoric, describing the donor as a contemporary "Lei Feng" who "has his family and country in mind but never forgets history" and who "hides his name and is indifferent to fame and fortune".

"I think." Le Tian grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said while nibbling, "That rich businessman has some other purpose."

Tang Qiu raised an eyebrow: "Oh? What purpose?"

Le Tian said: "Think about it, who would a normal person spend so much money to buy an antique confiscated without leaving a name? I guess, he may have proposed some conditions in exchange, for example..."

Tang Qiu's pupils shrank slightly: "For example?"

"For example... change to a Beijing household registration."

"..." Tang Qiu thought bitterly, he shouldn't have expected this little bastard's brain circuit.

Tang Qiu pursed her lips, pointing to the woman in Lotte watching TV: "This woman is named Wu Mei, and she is a top-notch antique connoisseur in the industry."

Letian laughed with a "puchi": "Wumei? The Wumei of the Wumei hero?"

Tang Qiu patted his dog's head: "I just received a notice from the director that before the exhibits are shipped back to China, random partial details will be repeatedly analyzed."

Letian wondered: "Anti-copy analysis?"

Tang Qiudao: "It is a technique to prevent fakes from confusing the real thing. You can think of it as a lock, and only the real thing is the key to open the lock. Fan Tianlei and I personally escorted the antique from the airport to the police station. , to the museum and then use the analysis results from the United States for comparison. In this way, double insurance."

Le Tian nodded to express his understanding, but he vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

Tang Qiu asked: "What's the matter, is there any problem?"

Le Tian said: "Yes."

"Say."

"Why are you with Fan Tianlei instead of me?"

Tang Qiu said coldly: "You are too annoying, I don't want to be with you."

Le Tian pretended to be wronged: "Boss Tang, have you fallen in love with that big man? He must love you very much to compare me."

Tang Qiu: "Don't sing. When the time comes, you and the special police will escort the counterfeit together. Your group will be much safer, relatively speaking."

Le Tian said: "I always feel that the wild boy will not be so easy to deal with. Maybe he has already guessed that we will do this, so he will definitely notice the convoy that deviates from the established route. Isn't it self-inflicted? "

Tang Qiudao: "It is indeed possible, so I will stay by the real product during the escort. The wild boy is proficient in stealing, but if he meets him head-on, he may not be my opponent."

When he said this, he squinted at Le Tian, ​​and said in his heart: How about it, is the boss handsome when he said this?Come on, Boss Tang is amazing!

Le Tian said: "Boss Tang, you forgot that the wild boy is good at escape, can't he afford to mess with him?"

Tang Qiu was still resting on Le Tian's head with one hand, almost wanting to crush the dog's head with its elbow turned outward.

Le Tian's mouth was full of melon seeds: "But you are also very good, after all, most people don't even have the idea of ​​confronting wild boys head-on."

Tang Qiu: "..."

The author has something to say: If Tang Qiu is a Tsundere, then Le Tian must be a natural Tsundere