When the big detective hits the tow bottle

The baby clapped happily: "It looks good, my brother looks like a fairy in this dress!"

Le Tian pinched his little face and corrected him: "Brother is a handsome guy, not a fairy!"

"Oh..." The baby blinked suspiciously, obviously disapproving of Letian's correction.

Le Tian picked up the baby and sighed: "Okay, let's go out and see, what does this scum want?"

Opening the car door, the uncle was smoking a cigarette boredly outside. When he saw Le Tian coming out, a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes. He immediately threw the cigarette butt on the ground, crushed it with his feet, and said impatiently, "It's so slow."

Le Tian asked: "Uncle, are we going to play cosplay?"

"Hehe." The uncle smiled, and asked without answering, "Can you dance?"

Le Tian nodded without hesitation: "It must be, it is called the little prince of hip-hop."

"Yes, that's fine." The uncle smiled and patted him on the back, "Perform well, and whether you can sell it for a good price depends on whether you work hard tonight."

Full of doubts, Le Tian followed him to a small house next to him. The house is a container house built with color steel composite panels, standing on the mountainside.The weather is getting colder, the mountain wind blows through, the coolness is even worse, Le Tian couldn't help shrinking the arms holding the baby, and began to think wildly in his mind, this child is really warm, no wonder people say that drinking boy's urine can strengthen the yang... …

The uncle took out the key and opened the door, a gust of hot air rushed in, Le Tian walked in, only to find a fat man sitting on the sofa in the living room.The man had small eyes and a fat nose, sitting there with a triple chin. He looked like a scumbag. When he saw Le Tian, ​​his eyes shot a fascinating light, and he kept looking up and down.

The uncle closed the door, saw the greasy look of the man, twitched the corner of his mouth disdainfully, and said, "Panda, I brought him, when will it start?"

The fat man called "Panda" stood up and rubbed his hands, his eyes seemed to be glued to Le Tian the whole time, and his saliva was about to drip down: "Oh, you're lucky this time, to find such a beautiful girl." My little guy, I’m sure I’ll make a lot of money this time!”

The uncle took a step forward, blocking the panda's attempt to get closer to Lotte's body, and said coldly: "He wants to sell for money, don't do anything bad."

"Okay, okay." Seeing his partner's indifferent attitude, the panda muttered a few obscenities in a low voice, but he still didn't come up to touch Letian, but nuzzled and yelled at him, "Hey, kid, stand over there!" on."

The place he indicated was a corner of the room. The walls were pasted with flamboyant and gorgeous wallpapers. The peach-colored lights above set off an ambiguous atmosphere in that area. A camera was set up on a tripod in the center of the room, connected through a network cable. on a computer.

The intention was so obvious that even the baby understood it, raised his head and clapped his hands at Le Tian, ​​and said, "Brother Fairy is going to take a picture!"

Letian sighed, thinking that the clothes were all on, so it would be embarrassing to be ashamed, at worst, the video would be deleted after the police arrested the two.So he shrugged his shoulders, put the baby on the chair, walked to the shooting area, and showed a professional smirk at the two traffickers: "Is this okay?"

The panda gestured twice with its hands, and smiled maliciously: "Be more voluptuous, stick out the buttocks, right!"

The uncle fiddled with the camera, focused on Lotte, and said: "There is still one minute, talk more at the beginning, then dance, and it's over, do you understand?"

Le Tian patted his chest, and said boldly, "Don't worry, I know this job well!"

"Okay." The uncle pressed the video button, looked at the watch and said, "Countdown, 3, 2, 1—start!"

At the same time, in the police station on the other side of Jiangcheng, everyone moved their stools and sat nervously in front of Ding Daping's computer screen. One minute before the auction started, everyone's palms were sweating, because no one He knew that what he was about to see next would be such a terrifying scene of innocent teenagers being humiliated and tied to a chair.

The countdown begins, 3, 2, 1—

The pure black picture suddenly lit up, the rough picture quality, under the ambiguous peach-colored light, I saw Le Tian in a white embroidered dance gown standing in front of the camera with a microphone, grinning at the crowd and showing his big white teeth.Le Tian enthusiastically introduced: "Boyfriends, girlfriends, folks in front of the TV, good evening everyone! Let us greet today's host with the warmest applause!" After finishing speaking, he encouraged himself Applauded, raised the microphone again, and said with a bright smirk, "Hi everyone, I am the host of tonight's auction, Peng Yuyan of Jiangcheng. The summer of birds and flowers is gone, and we are ushering in the fruitful autumn. The season of golden autumn is The magnificent and colorful season is a season full of harvest..."

A faint roar of "Stop talking nonsense" came from outside the screen, Le Tian coughed twice, and continued: "Okay, let's enjoy today's first program together, which is "Social Shake" brought by Jiang Cheng Wu Yanzu, DJ, music!"

Le Tian quickly threw away the microphone, raised his hands, and posed in the classic posture of social shake.The uncle was taken aback for a moment, and unexpectedly turned on the player and played the song "Social Shake".Accompanied by the dynamic music, Le Tian closed his eyes intoxicated, imagining that he was in the nightclub dance scene at this moment, and his body twisted involuntarily.

Everyone in front of the screen was dumbfounded, their eyeballs almost flew out of the sky, Fan Tianlei was so shocked that he couldn't speak clearly, he pointed to the screen and said, "This, this is the little Letian I know, or is it that the loach has become a spirit?"

Tang Qiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "He's crazy, the more people who see him, the more he wants to make trouble."

Everyone thought it was right, and watched the video again, and found that the auction price, which had remained unchanged just now, had increased tenfold in just an instant!

Everyone couldn't laugh anymore, Fan Tianlei coughed twice, and said: "Well, Boss Tang, the police station has been having a bit of difficulty in cash flow recently..."

Tang Qiu said helplessly: "Understood, I will pay, I still have the money."

All the police officers breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Tang Qiu, "I can't see that you are a hidden local tyrant".

On the other side, the panda and the uncle looked at the constantly beating numbers with elation, and the Lotte in front of them no longer looked like a loach, but a dancing cash cow.The uncle said excitedly: "Is there anything else? Change to another program!"

Three black lines appeared above Letian's head, and he said "Oh", thinking that this didn't scare the audience away, your customers are really serious.With a plan in mind, he asked, "Uncle, do you have any basketball?"

The panda yelled: "I want you to dance, do you want a basketball hair?"

The uncle poked him, motioned to stop talking, and said kindly to Le Tian: "Yes, you wait!" Turning around, he found a black basketball from the messy box, said "Go on", and threw it away. Give Rakuten.

Le Tian caught the basketball and shot two sharp rays of light from his eyes, thinking that since you guys are not afraid of Kuaishou Laotie, then let you see how powerful the No. [-] martial arts at station B is!Immediately, his hands followed his heart, his mouth moved with his feet, and while he was slapping the basketball back and forth, he sang: "Chickie Chick Chick, you are so beautiful..."

Everyone fell.

Fan Tianlei was stunned by the thunder, and he crawled out from under the table with difficulty: "This kid is just here to mess things up, right?"

However, Tang Qiu's complexion was not so good. Seeing the zeros behind the auction price increase one by one, as if he heard the sound of his wallet shrinking, he gritted his teeth and pressed the Enter key: "Shoot!"

Everyone cast admiring eyes.

Ding Daping said weakly: "Boss Tang, I still have some money, you can take it."

Tang Qiu gritted his teeth and swallowed: "No, I'll do it."

Over there, the panda and the uncle wept with joy, hugged each other happily and danced a couple tango.With tears in his eyes, the panda said, "Old Tie, we can wash our hands after we finish this ticket."

The uncle also wiped away his tears: "Brother, we can finally go home and marry a wife."

Letian spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped past in his heart, thinking that this is really a ghost, is it possible that everyone in the world likes watching earthy videos as much as I do?This is too difficult, do you want him to do the opposite?

After thinking for a while, Le Tian threw the basketball away, stood still on the stage, put on an unfathomable expression as if changing his face, and said solemnly: "Okay, let's stop making trouble, the above is purely for entertainment, please enjoy next time Real show - DJ, Thennextepisode!"

Uncle: "Huh?"

Le Tian said speechlessly: "Just search for any hip-hop soundtrack."

The music sounded, accompanied by a strong beat, Letian finally stopped being funny, but danced seriously.Fast and smooth dance steps, every movement is just right on the beat of the drum.The young people's high spirits and electronic music are perfectly integrated, showing the pride and vitality of youth to the fullest, and the room is full of the hormone called youth.

This time, everyone was completely shocked.

Tang Qiu wiped off his sweat, but there was a smile in his eyes that couldn't be concealed, right? This is the real Le Tian, ​​the one that is always in high spirits and shines on the people around him like a little sun.

Shocked, the uncle did not forget to click the transaction countdown button.

The countdown begins, ten, nine, eight...

The numbers increased like a snowball, and beads of sweat appeared on Tang Qiu's forehead.

Seven, six, five...

Tang Qiu put his heart on hold, lowered his face, and said to Ding Daping, "Daping, lend me some money."

Four, three, two...

Ding Daping: "Take them all!"

One!

The Enter key was pressed heavily, and time seemed to freeze at that moment. Tang Qiu could only hear his heart beating wildly, and only had that dazzling figure in his eyes. All luck in exchange, let him get the deal on his baby!

After the live broadcast ended, the webpage suddenly started to circle.

Tang Qiu stood up abruptly, and broke down, "Which bastard kicked the network cable?!"

A dialog box pops up: Congratulations, the auction is successful!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Everyone whistled loudly and applauded frantically.

The author has something to say: (I don’t know if there are any fans of Kun Kun, I hope you don’t hit me and slip away quickly~~)

When Ding Daping was in school, he was a famous college bully. One day, on the campus road, he saw a young couple flirting.

Man: Baby, I love you so much.

Female: Me too!And I love twice as much as you!

Man: Wow!Then I'll be three times your size again!

Ding Daping (sneering): Suppose the love between men and women is x and y respectively, the equation y=2x, x=3y, and the solution is x=y=0.