When the big detective hits the tow bottle

Overnight, the Jiangcheng Police Department was completely blown up. The greeting among colleagues was no longer "Have you eaten?", but "Have you heard?"

"Have you heard that Team D committed a crime!"

"I heard. It is said that the private detective specially hired by Song Bureau sued him. What is his name, Tang Qiu!"

"Let me tell you, according to the news I just found out, that detective is also squatting now. It seems that it is because of something, what is the crime of impersonating another person's identity to defraud?"

"What? There's another thing like this. It's obvious that two people are messing with each other! Why do these two hate each other so much that they have to put each other in prison?"

"Yeah, a private detective, a serious policeman, and the Ding team has been investigating cases at the border all year round. What kind of intersection can they have? I don't understand."

"Hey, do you know what Team Ding got into?"

"Then who knows, but flies don't bite unsealed eggs, and if they can get in, there must be some indiscretion."

The police officers were discussing enthusiastically, but there was a burst of yelling at the door: "I want to go in, let me in!"

The little guard at the door had a headache: "No, is anyone allowed to enter the detention room? 'Waiters are waiting, no entry', so big that you can't see it? If you make trouble again, I'll beat you!"

The troublemaker said unrelentingly: "Hit me, hit me, I'm Bureau Song's godson, try hitting me!"

Fan Tianlei, who hadn't slept all night, just came out of a meeting. He was about to go home to catch up on sleep with a haggard face. Why are you here, what are you doing here at this time!"

The little ancestor himself - Le Tian said aggressively: "I'm here to sue you Jiangcheng police station for bullying men and women and wronging good people!"

Fan Tianlei only felt a buzzing in his head, and said with a bitter face: "Ancestor, don't come to make trouble at this time, can you be considerate of your Brother Fan, I am going crazy!"

Le Tian said: "It's okay if you don't make trouble, you let me have a word with Boss Tang."

"That's not allowed!" Fan Tianlei flatly refused, "Tang Qiu is now a major suspect, and he is not allowed to see anyone during criminal detention. This is a rule."

Le Tian said: "You can't touch the ass of a tiger, but you can touch the ass of a tortoise casually. Brother Fan, if you don't let me in, don't blame me for being rude!"

Fan Tianlei asked alertly, "What are you going to do?"

Le Tian raised his mobile phone and shouted: "Come on, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by, the precious photo of Fan Tianlei, the leader of the serious crime team of Jiangcheng Police Department, drunk and wearing a women's bikini, shared in high-definition wu code for free, come on, If you miss this village, there will be no store here!"

This is the photo that Fan Tianlei took on the wine table when he lost a bet with Yueqing back then. Fan Tianlei thought he had destroyed it long ago, but he didn't expect to be saved by the boy Letian. It's really annoying!

And the police officers who had their ears pricked up to eavesdrop had long been ready to move, expecting to look at Lotte—that was a photo of Fan Sir in women's clothing, what a precious material, it could be used as a joke for a year!

Le Tian said: "Come on, everyone, turn on the Bluetooth."

Fan Tianlei snatched his mobile phone with his hands, and before Le Tian could react, he quickly deleted the photo, then threw it back into his arms, and said triumphantly, "Xiaomian, fight with me?"

Letian said innocently: "Brother Fan, I still have a lot of backups."

Fan Tianlei held his forehead and was speechless for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "You're ruthless, brat, I'll deal with you when I turn around!"

Le Tian made a pitiful appearance like a little daughter-in-law: "I just want to see my lover, see if he is okay, and promise not to say anything unnecessary!"

"All right, all right..." Fan Tianlei lost his temper completely, and waved his hands weakly, "Don't say anything, follow me quietly."

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Fan Tianlei did not dare to take Le Tianlei to see Tang Qiu, but walked through the back door and sent the guards on duty away from the detention room. Then he tiptoedly led Le Tian in, looked at his watch, and told Le Tian: "Stinky boy!" , just a quarter of an hour, not a second, don’t say much, do you hear me?”

Le Tian's heart had already flown in, and he said perfunctorily, "Okay, I heard it!"

Fan Tianlei opened the iron door outside the detention room, revealing a huge gray stone wall inside. A hole was dug in the middle of the stone wall, separated by transparent glass. Under the stone wall was a cold wooden chair to sit on. Go up just enough to see the faces of the people inside.Before the people inside came, Le Tian rushed over in three steps at a time, lying on the glass, and looked inside hard.

Sighing, Fan Tianlei closed the door softly, leaving room for the two of them.

A cold voice in the distance said: "Stop talking nonsense, you will know when you arrive." Then there was a burst of footsteps from far to near, and that familiar, tall and thin figure appeared in Le Tian's vision.

He was dressed in dusty clothes, with shoes that didn't fit well, his hands and feet were shackled together by steel shackles, his hair was slumped, and he even staggered a little when he walked.In just one night, Tang Qiu seemed to be a different person. The former capable and refreshing detective turned into a haggard and mediocre prisoner in the blink of an eye, but there was no trace of depression on his face. If you take a second look, You can even feel that he is genuinely happy.

Letian choked up in an instant: "Boss Tang..."

Tang Qiu didn't seem to be surprised by Le Tian's arrival, but yes, besides Le Tian, ​​who else would come to see him at this time?He sat down calmly, quietly watching Le Tian eagerly wanting to get close to him, but was blocked by the glass, so his face was pressed against the glass and squeezed into a ridiculous flat shape like in cartoons, and he couldn't help laughing softly.

Le Tian hates iron for being weak and said: "When is it, you still have the mood to laugh!"

Tang Qiu pressed his finger on the glass, as if nodding his forehead as usual: "I'm happy, why can't I laugh?"

Letian said angrily: "I'm not happy, I'm very unhappy!"

Tang Qiu asked: "Why, why are you unhappy?"

Le Tian said: "You lied to me, lied to me, bullied me, and didn't treat me as the boss's wife. Tell me, did you steal a man outside!"

Tang Qiu shook his head and said seriously: "I'm sorry, I apologize, if you are unhappy, you can hit me and beat me."

——However, they couldn't even hold hands together, so how could they hammer and beat them?

The two were silent for a moment, Le Tian's voice was crying: "What's going on, who are you, can you tell me the truth?"

Tang Qiu looked down at his hands, and there was silence in the air, as if time had been frozen in this room.Finally, he spoke: "Okay, I'll tell you."

"Tiantian, do you remember that there was a period of time five years ago, when the deeds of the wild boy were rumored?"

"I remember." Le Tian tried hard to recall, "Five years ago, I was just in the third year of high school. At that time, the Wild Boy was equivalent to the current Spider-Man. The whole class was his fans. No one Don't know him."

Tang Qiu's eyes were calm, as if telling a story, he said: "That's when things started..."

Five years ago, autumn.

A washed-out plaid long-sleeved T-shirt, sweatpants and sneakers with checkmarks upside down at weird angles. The young man stood on the podium cautiously, with the rustic look of a country villager from head to toe.

"Let me introduce to you, this is Song Dong, a new classmate transferred from our class." The class teacher "Kuo Ya Po" is an elderly woman, and her teeth are leaking when she speaks. He came from the countryside, but his academic performance was very good, and he was only [-] points away from the full score in the entrance examination. How rare is that! Compared to someone who enjoys the advanced education in Jiangcheng every day and doesn’t know how to cherish it, he can’t even understand the simplest classical Chinese in the Chinese exam. I feel ashamed for the classmate who can make mistakes in translation!"

Needless to say, this "certain classmate" who was named and satirized was naturally optimistic.After being spoiled, Le Tian didn't feel embarrassed, but raised his hand and said loudly: "Report... bah, Mr. Huo, I think my translation is fine!"

"It's not a problem!" Huo Yapo was furious, "Tell me about you, just a simple sentence like 'Bo Ya reads, Zhong Ziqi must get it' can be mistranslated, and you still say it's okay?"

Le Tian said innocently: "Bo Ya thinks, I must get Zhong Ziqi, I think there is nothing wrong with it."

Everyone roared with laughter, and the toothless woman threw chalk ends in anger.On the stage, Song Dong stood there like an outsider, wringing his hands with no place to rest, looking at the strangers in front of him at a loss.

"Okay, then you can sit there." Huo Yamao pointed to the vacant seat next to the podium, it was a narrow seat next to the podium, it was obviously a little crowded for Song Dong's tall and thin person.But there was no way. During the critical period of the third year of high school, there were countless non-local students who wanted to join the class. However, the seats in the classroom were limited after all, and the vacant seat for Song Dong was only agreed by the vacant tooth woman because of his good grades.

Song Dong sat down carefully, and took out a notebook and a pen from the worn-out schoolbag.Someone behind the scenes said "Look, he is at the same table as Huo Yamao", which caused a wave of suffocated laughter from behind.The toothless woman didn't hear it, and continued to teach: "Students, turn to page 50 of the textbook, let's take a look..."

The desk in front of Song Dong was empty - he didn't have any textbooks yet, so he could only stare blankly at the writing on the blackboard.

Le Tian was shaking his head and reading aloud following Huo Yamao: "Woohoo! The one who destroys the Six Kingdoms is the Six Kingdoms, not Qin..." The tablemate nudged him, and said with a stern look: "Hey, Tian'er, look at that country! The bumpkin, are you stupid or not?"

Le Tian looked over and saw that Song Dong was scrambling to dictate the poems they were reading, a feeling of sympathy arose spontaneously, he rolled his eyes at the same table, and patted the back of the front table.

Looking back at the front desk, there was a handsome and gentle boy with a fair face, wearing a pair of big-rimmed gold-rimmed glasses, looking at Le Tian with a cute expression on his face: "Tiantian, what are you doing?"

Le Tian handed him the textbook in his hand, and raised his chin to signal Song Dong's direction: "Tie Ding, pass the book to him."

The author has something to say: I don’t know if everyone is comfortable with changing the narrative perspective.

Continue to the small theater~

Since the advertisement, the detective agency has always received some inexplicable inquiries, such as:

Client: Hello, my friend has sex with a woman and it is voluntary. After a few days, the woman’s parents will find out and they will sue me for QJ. Is this true?

Tang Qiu: Your friend had sex with a woman, and then the woman's parents sued you for QJ?What is your role in this story?